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Guide To insults

Not the brightest craton in the box are you?

I can hardly contain mt indifference

I'm not taking advice from you! you can't count to 21 without being naked

If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

You look familiar, didn't I dissect you in biology?

As an outsider how do you view the human race?

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Have a drink with you? I'd rather stab my boils with a rusty compass.

You! Off my planet!

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Do I look like a people person?

Did the aliens forget to remove the anal probe?

Why don't you go home and tell your mother she wants you?

And your cry baby, snotty-nosed opinion would be...?

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

When people talk, I bet you feel like a ahish guy in dixions.

Now you see what happens when cousins marry?

at the beautition do you use the emergency entrance

You fell ouy of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Look at him. Living proof that care in the community doesn't work.

You're a real action man; crew cut, realistic scar and no genitials.

Uh oh a few clowns short of a full circus, aren't you?

Your intellect is rivalled only by garden tools.

not the brightest crayon in the box, aren't you?

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