MOOOOO! Well, well, well! If it isn’t my *favourite* provincial boy! *squishies*
Here is a website, for you! Because you’re you! *ania floats around thinking of Fabio*
First! We need some appetisers: *voila*
Now, onto the “meat and potatoes” (and saurkraut) of this page! There are two sections to it, but I have the html skills of a retarded sardine, so you’ll only need to scroll! ;-)
Q1. Describe Fabio in 3 words:
“Mad Italian Guy” – Greg (Grog)
“United Colours (of) Beneton” – Vesna
“Lively, friendly, funny” – Josh
“Friendly, talkative, hairy” – Robin (Wobin)
“Sensible, nice, passionate” – Lilian
“Formal, well-groomed, non-hugger. I’m describing you as a non hugger because do you remember in year 7, how I had to plead with you for a hug and you finally gave me one on your birthday” – Divija
“TRUSTWORTHY WOOKIE DIPLOMAT” – Robert (Bob)
“Fort Street Legend” – Alex (Clatworthy)
“So totally hot” – Ania
Q2. What is something you’ve learnt from Fabio?
“My wonderful sense of fashion” – Greg
“(Indirectly) that Ania can be so talkative” – Vesna
“That Japanese lessons are meant to be social and ‘co-operative’,” – Josh
“Lots about politics (Daniel L and Fabio used to have very insightful debates.)” –Robin
“You calmness about matters taught me to take life as it comes” – Lilian
“Something with a vague recollection of the Egyptian desert…” –Divija
“Fabio taught me the art of subtlety” –Robert
“ ‘I wouldn’t last a week. I’d probably get shot. Why? Because I’m too honest to be an Italian politician’ “– Alex C
“Can I write an essay? The first thing he I learn from observing Fabio through year 10 was when to keep my mouth shut—maybe I also need a tutor?” –Ania
Q3. If Fabio were a food, what would he be?
“Chocolate Fabbocino” – Greg
“A jaffle!” – Vesna
“A strawberry marshmellow – light, sweet & liked by all” – Josh
“That spiral pasta stuff…” – Robin
“Kiwi fruit – bright, sweet, and hairy. Just kidding!” – Lilian
“A block of dark cooking chocolate” – Divija
“He’d be a taco – firm, fair and spicy with lots of meat (just for you thought)” – Robert (ed. obviously)
“Mystery Meat, obviously” – Alex C
“A strawberry. Just because.” – Ania (whose trying to avoid food with sexual connotations)
Q4. What was your first impression/memory of Fabio?
“I cannot remember but I’m sure it was good” –Greg
“The Pardoners Tale – you were one of the three who learnt the moral lesson!” – Vesna
“Refined, friendly person welcoming me to the school” – Josh
“Hard to say because he was friends with friends so I sort of got my impression of Fabio through them.” – Robin
“Maybe the only mature guy in the grade. Believe me, that’s a great thing.” – Lilian
“In full school uniform with immaculate hair (so well-groomed)” – Divija
“The way we would pretend to be highcourt judges” – Robert
“Few memories… only ICQ history…” – Alex C
“Eek! Let’s not go into that! I can tell you my first memory of him from year nine—he asked me whether I had my timetable on me just before geography. Shavarian was with him, and I thought I had something wrong with me because David was looking in the opposite direction!” – Ania
Q5. Where do you see him in 20 years?
“Politician (but the good kind, with virtually no links to known criminals)” – Greg
“Like Greg’s only I think that you will be too smart to keep the ‘criminals out of your sight’!” – Vesna
“Retired after a brief but brilliant stint as the youngest secretary general of the UN, and looking after St Bernards in this Italian part of the Swiss Alps” – Josh
“Whatever he wants to be. But I could always see him in some form of politics or PR” – Robin
“Living in a house overlooking the beach, getting away from your previously busy lifestyle dealing with politics! J” – Lilian
“In a suit – as Ania says… or royalty- very prim and proper and just so! Tuxedo Mask!” – Divija
“The Hague, with a wig, dress and hammer” – Robert
“>CENSORED<” – Alex C (Ania censored it!)
“It’d be nice if it were regularly!” – Ania
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FABIO PHOTOS!
Tak! Tak—Fabio jest BABUSZKA! (“yes! Yes—Fabio is a babuszka!”)
(notice my witty subversion of
gener???)
Just your regular afternoon relaxation
technique!
Enough said!
Some of my best work, I believe.
On a good day, Fabio’s both a highschool
student, and Soviet-style revolutionary and dictator! (all in a day’s work)
Fabio and I travel down the rabit hole when
we’re jigging English ;-)
That’s actually not your hair there Fabio,
strangely enough! I don’t like my ears though…
*squishies*
Hey! You can’t be silly by halves!
Yes! Well! That’s your website! =) I hope you liked it. *mwah* -Ania
