Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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A. Wrap!!!!!
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
A. A human bean.
A. A sand-witch.
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
A. Ghoul
A. For the Boos.
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
A. He had no body to dance with.
A. At the casketeria.
A. He is mist.
A. Over the ghoul line.
A. Because he is always a goblin.
A. A toasty ghosty.
A. Whipped scream.
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
A. Fangsgiving
A. mas-scare-a.
A. Sherlock Moans.
A. Warlock Holmes
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
A. No body
A. Bone appetite!
A. Dayscare centers
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