1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. (You may consider this step to be optional).
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Note: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door, and slam it shut - securely shut, because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.
8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.
-The Dog
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