A: The Great City of Flint is located on the big, fleshy, creaseless part of your hand, which is also a map of Michigan. HOLY SHIT. It's the 9th worst place to live according to some important magazine, but I think it's just freakin great!
Q: Why do your comics suck? Looks like a retarded child drew them?!
A: Because you didn't sign the guestbook. Repetatively. You fucking asslicker!
Q: I can't hardly see the pictures! They get small when they finish loading...what the fuck?
A: Since XP and some other operating systems are stupid, you have to fix this yourself. Go to internet options...its under tools on the menu bar. Go to the advanced tab, go down to multimedia, and de-select auto resizing of images. Should fix it. If you didn't understand this, please format your hard drive. That's the only way to fix it.
Q: Where are those pictures of people from, Mr. Bomb?
A: This hasn't been asked yet, but I might as well answer it ahead of time. Yeah, I stole em from you Rach and you didn't copywrite them so now I'M gonna make money off of them and there's not a damned thing you can do about it, BEOTCH!
Q: What's that terrible monster holding?
A: A orange creamsickle. SICKLE. I love that word.
Q: Okay, I don't even remotely get why some episodes start with ABF sleeping under a frig.
A: End your questions with a question mark you bitch. A while back, I was introduced to the term "waking up under the frig" by an old acquaintence. It was referring to a person who did coke all night, and woke up 'under the frig'. Get it? Coked out? The great blizzard hitting Flint town? Yeah...
Q: Ajax gets you high?
A: Yes. Eat as much as you can.
Q: This crap doesn't make sense?
A: So? I didn't make them for you, you are just lucky/unfortunate enough to view them. Send me gold.
Q: I think you are great how can I give you donations?
A: Take your money, and BURY IT. E-mail me with the location, I'll find it so fast, dude...buried treasure. I am a pirate you know.