What the hell is this?!

 

I remember when I could keep my radio on for hours without having to spit in disgust. I mean, let’s get serious for a second here. I prefer the days when I didn’t have to put up with horrible shit like Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte. I’m a dedicated punk and I follow music like a religion. And to see a sacred thing such as music be defiled like this pisses me off totally.

 

Let’s talk about Avril Lavigne for a quick second. Sure she’s hot as hell but hey, just because she picks up a guitar, jumps around on a stage and yells shit into a mic doesn’t make her a punk. She basically sucks. Bottom line, nice and simple. She blows more chunks than a wood chipper. Her singing sounds like one too. And what pisses me off even more is that when confronted with people that actually stomach her horrible music; they try and make me look like an ass who doesn’t know good music when he hears it.

 

You want some good music? You want an example of a band worthy of calling themselves punk? Fine I’ll give you FIVE. The Ramones, The Offspring, Green Day, Blink 182, and Sum 41. Now those damn posers that call themselves Good Charlotte, may the god of rock have mercy on their twisted souls. They are a perfect example of a couple pretty boy posers. Along with S.R 71 (quite possibly one of the dumbest things to call a band), and little Avril.

 

And since I live in New York City, I have established a fondness for rap and hip hop. And that section of the music industry is plagued with teeny bopper attracting turd wells. One fine example of an idiot rapper is this 50 Cent character. For one thing, his songs have absolutely no point to them at all. And then his god awful choruses plague me even more. I’m pissed that the bastard that shot him didn’t completely wreck his vocal chords. Another annoyance is the whiney voice of none other than Slim Shady himself. Eminem is probably the worst thing I’ve seen since a dog with ONE leg. One thing that is obviously annoying is his voice. He should fix that so the world will hate him a tiny bit less. And he is an extremely disturbed person. What kind of normal person makes a song about killing his mom, a song that includes tying your shlong to a tree and jumping off a cliff?! Another thing is what he rhymes about; Killing, doing whores/sluts/bitches/hoes, killing, doing drugs, killing, drinking and killing. Perfectly decent alternatives to these crap loaders are DMX, 2Pac, Jin, Ice Cube, Method Man, and Red Man.

 

So, time to tell you what I listen to. I listen to what I find is quality enjoyable music. The list goes like this:

-Linkin Park

-Limp Bizkit

-Static X

-Taproot

-System of A Down

-AC/DC

-Blink 182

-Greenday

-School of Rock (Yes, I listen to them. Awesome playing ability those kids have)

-Creed

-Midtown

-DMX

-Jin

-2Pac

-Method Man

-Red Man

-Ice Cube

-Black Sheep

-Nickleback

-The Offspring

-Staind

-The Ataris

-Tenacious D

-Jimmi Hendrix

-Ja Rule (On a good day)

 

You have just read a rant by Chaos Mage. I hope you have enjoyed it. Thank you and have a nice day.