Eric Bischoff: And welcome back to FigaMania! here on WrestlingFigs.com Lady's and Gentleman, and what a night it's been already
Stone Cold: Bischoff's right, man, this has been an awesome Event and certainly a History Making One.
Eric Bischoff: And now, it's WWFF's Debut here, We'll crown our first ever WWFF Champion in a Battle Royal for the WWFF Title
Stone Cold: Bischoff's right, Hey, Jimmy, get ya little ass over here and give me a damn Beer! Hey Bischoff, you want one?
Eric Bischoff: Yeah, Sure
Stone Cold: I was only kidding you little Jackass.
Stone Cold: We're off now, and already Kurt Angle just Raked the eyes of Bret Hart
Eric Bischoff: And look at Chris Benoit, he appears as though he's going to Eliminate Triple H Here.
Stone Cold: I don't know if that lil' sum bitch can do it though, i mean, look at Triple H's Reputation, i don't like the Bastard, but i'll give him Credit, he's one hell of a Competitor!.
Eric Bischoff: Oh and look at that, Randy Orton just made the save to his Evolution Buddy.
Stone Cold: Randy Orton's certainly the future of this business, but he's got to stop kissing Triple H's Ass.
Eric Bischoff: And Orton and The Game now going to work on Chris Benoit
Eric Bischoff: And look at RVD now. He may Eliminate HBK Shawn Michaels Here.
Stone Cold: Michaels better hang on here if he wants to become the First WWFF Champion
Stone Cold: And the Action here is off the Chain! But there's too many Damn Bodies in there for me to Explain to the Fans what's happening!
Stone Cold: Oh man, it's like a damn Car Wreck in that Ring right now, Bodies Flying everywhere, it's just crazy!
Eric Bischoff: And Triple H now going to work on Rey Mysterio here
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