The Time I Ate It Getting Off The Bus
It is that time of year-the weather I mean.
I have to say there is nothing better than walking around the CU campus when there is black ice and unexpected holes in the ground everywhere.
There have been numerous times that I have "ate it" since I have been attending school here-and one time it wasnt even snowy out!
Let me talk about the most recent encounter.
THE BUFF BUS, I knew that thing is good for nothing. I have always pictured myself walking off it and falling on my face-I knew that it was bound to happen sometime.
I always prepare myself and get off the bus slowly and cautiously-like an old person. But this one time it all went down and I fell face first onto the curb. It felt GREAT!
It felt like I was falling in slow motion...I could just see the look on my face and all I was thinking was "Whoa WHoa WHOa WHOA!!!!!"

The other most memorable time was last year when Jodie (my roommate)and I went to see a movie.
It was a beautiful day out, not a cloud in the sky.
After the show we were walking back to the car and all of a sudden I was on the ground. I did not know what happened!
My hand was all scrathed up and there were grass stains all over my new jeans!
Jodie was laughing hysterically, like she always does.
I know I am not clumsy, but the more I recall of these mortifying moments, the more I second guess.