Pacifica High School
The Anchor
The "UN"-Funny Times
by Connie Chung jr.
In this modern world of ours, one can't help but make fun of our political system, either for profit or just plain joy. Some, however, take this one step too far. The Funny Times, or as they claim, "The nation's leading liberal humor review" is one such culprit.
In their vain attempt at poking fun at republicans, the swine at the The Funny Times, or more appropriately, The UN-funny Times, have forgotten that a "humor review" must contain a laugh and, quite possibly, a half. Sure, I know what all you loyal readers are thinking: "Maybe they just don't have good contributing writers?". If you indeed think that, I will have to call you not only a fool, but an ignorant fool.
One of the greatest political thinkers of our time and quite possibly the greatest comical genius in the modern world has submitted his work and has gotten rejected by The "Unfunny" Times. If you were reading this aloud, then what you just heard yourself say was correct! That's right, Matt O'Neill and his "The Everyman" was shot down like a Texan looking down the barrel of a vegan's shotgun. This is undisputable proof that these fascist pigs over at The "Funny" Times aren't looking for humor, but just a scribbled mess so they can cash their big fat liberal paychecks. *Note: I am not a republican so therefore my views are not biased and are concrete facts.
If this isn't a political statement I don't know what is.
This particular one leaves me absolutely speechless.
"This is crap" -Mr. Reid
