Welcome to the Tilted Kilt, The one and only place you'll find the Gobblin' Goblin!! Inside,you'll find that we not only have rooms, and serve various ales, wines, whiskeys, and liqueurs in the Goblin, but you're in for a treat. The Gobblin Goblin's specialty is the delicious special homemade foods that will surely tantalize any taste buds and satisfy even the biggest appetites. Our steaks, stew meats, beef strips and flat patties are 100% pure beef, despite the entree names. We buy our beef, fowl & pork right here in Telarus that have been raised right here on the lush landscapes of Telarus by local ranchers. We catch the fish we use, locally, and it's fresh served daily.
If you get to drunk to find your way home.. never fear! We have rooms available at prices that won't pillage yer pockets!
The atmosphere is relaxed so leave your tudes at the door and come on in and relax and have some fun!
Menu:
Name your Pleasure {Any four appetizers you wish.} 6 coins
Ogre steak. {Sirloin served with Monster mash taters with creepy corn} - 5 coins
Skin strips {Beef strips} - 2 coins
Lucys left overs {Beef stew} 2 coins
Goblin Guts {Pinto beans & ham hawks in a rich savory sauce} - 2 coins
Goblin Stew {Beef and vegetables} - 2 coins
Kabold Flanks {Turkey breast and mashed taters with a vegetable and bread slices} 5 coins
Ogre Fingers {Chicken Strips served with flour rounds {tortillas}, melted cheese, crushed beans and salsa sauce} - 4 coins
Something's Fishy {Lobster, crab, and shrimp, served with rice and broccoli} 10 coins
Guts and nads Hot plate special - {Spaghetti & meatballs} 5 coins
Trash Plate - {Tater salad and chili piled on a plate with patties of beef on top} 5 coins
Mama Said {Liver and onions} 3 coins
Salmon Slivers {Salmon flanks served with Rice and a baked tater} 4 coins
Scottish Round Rump {Rump Roast served in a'jus sauce. Baked Tater, veggies, and french bread included} 7 coins
Mens Claim {12 Inch Italian Sausage. Served with delicious red sauce, french bread, with a salad} 3 coins
Toad Mush {Sauteed mushrooms} 2 coins
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Deserts range from pies, tarts, puddings, chocolate delights, strawberries and creme, ice creams, and fruit trays.
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Beverages:
Fer drinks we gots Bastard Brews
or Sally Drinks (Hey.. we don't judge!)
Bastard Brews: All hard liqueurs, meads, ales & beers.
Sally Drinks: Fine wines, spirits & them fruity things.
All rooms 5 coins per night.
