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And on that cold day
of November 25th, of the year 1985, I was born. Now, the world was new
to me and stuff, so instead of being productive in any form, I'll skip
all of the boring childhood crap, and bring you up to today. I have a fairly large family (and I mean that in two senses). I'm the middle child of five, that's right, the middle finger, the little fucker. Now don't get me wrong, I actually kinda enjoy the title, and try to take it more as a compliment than an insult. There's really nothing wrong with it when you think about it. I have two younger brothers, Sam and Zach, who have a few inches of me height-wise, and an older brother and an older sister. My older brother Nate stands nearly a foot taller than me, and is currently living in Oregon. My older sister, Sara, is married, twenty-something years old, and recently graduated from the University of Rochester (In New York) with a major in Anthropology. Her husband, Tony (my brother-in-law) has also recently graduated, with a major in business or accounting, or something along those lines. My dad, Paul, is a lawyer for MGOVG, and my mom is now a Therapist working with those crazy, wacked-out, and generally drunk war vets! I sometime wish that I could have that job. She gets to hear all of the cool war stories, and GETS PAID FOR IT! My mom got her degree from Colorado State University, the same school that Nate was attending, before his big move to Oregon. If you already haven't guessed it from right above me here, I live in Colorado. Yes, the 'centennial state' is also the homeland of me. I live in the capitol, Denver, to be exact, which can be located on any map at the near direct center of any Colorado, or United States map available at your local public library. I live with my dad, mom, and two younger brothers. Since I'm the oldest, I'm in the second biggest room of the house, upstairs. It comes complete with walk in closet, personal bathroom with bathtub, and the two beds that my younger brothers shared when they were in this room. It's a big room, and yet, for some reason, I don't seem to have enough room for all of my things. Fuck, that's lame. I enjoy games. Lots and lots of games! As you can probably tell from my menu here at the right, my favorites include d4, RP, D2, DS, and WC3 (bet that confused the hell outta ya!). That more or less consumes most of my time, with the occasional cruising around with friends, yelling cheesy pick-up lines at girls. ...and that's all that there is about me for my life. Pretty boring huh? Well, at least I have my dignity as a spoiled white boy living in middle class suburbia!!! |
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