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xXxje16ssxXx: so...what's the deal with those camels, man. Amritage2000: dude Amritage2000: shut up xXxje16ssxXx: dude. no xXxje16ssxXx: you can't silence me! Amritage2000: sure i can Amritage2000: BLOCK xXxje16ssxXx: yourthreats mean nothing to me puny mortal. join my forces or die an excrutiatingly painful death! Amritage2000: ill kick ur ass! Amritage2000: *puts up hands* xXxje16ssxXx: I told you, your insignifigant threats mean nothing to me. Your persistance amuses me though, I must say Amritage2000: move to strike bitch xXxje16ssxXx: I rule over you and all who enter my domain! Amritage2000: you in my house now! xXxje16ssxXx: Your house is under my control you filthy human scum Amritage2000: who said i was human? xXxje16ssxXx: You are human. I know, I can SMELL IT!!! xXxje16ssxXx: I am, on the other hand, half vampire, and half elf. Thrfore I will crush you! Amritage2000: you movents are to slow, you need more kung fu Amritage2000: if i had means to kill you, you would already be dead xXxje16ssxXx: There is only one way to kill me xXxje16ssxXx: actually 2 xXxje16ssxXx: guess what they are Amritage2000: if you lose enough blood in one blow Amritage2000: or wood through the heart xXxje16ssxXx: no xXxje16ssxXx: I'm an Anne Rice Vampire to be specific, tehres only 1 way to kill a vampire for real xXxje16ssxXx: and an elf only has 2 ways xXxje16ssxXx: so actually i ahve 3 ways to die Amritage2000: elfs are mortal Amritage2000: dumbass xXxje16ssxXx: no xXxje16ssxXx: not lord of the rings elves xXxje16ssxXx: I'll tell you xXxje16ssxXx: I can die from Fire, Steel, and a broken heart Amritage2000: my vampires die 1 way Amritage2000: lose enough blood in one strike xXxje16ssxXx: well I'm not one of "your vampires" beeyotch xXxje16ssxXx: oh yah, and I can die if i drink blood from a dead body Amritage2000: so ur saying is if i riped out ur heart and showed it to you, you wouldnt die? xXxje16ssxXx: I would heal xXxje16ssxXx: because I am super cool vampire elf girl xXxje16ssxXx: oh yeah.... Amritage2000: i am human Amritage2000: and proud of it xXxje16ssxXx: I'd shoot you between the eyes with my bow and arrow before you could make a move xXxje16ssxXx: you are a puny and insignifigant mass of molecules taking up space in the vast realm that is the universe. Amritage2000: my movments are to quick Amritage2000: you wouldnt even have a chance to aim at my head Amritage2000: the human body can go beond any other race's potental Amritage2000: they have the greatst potental with the right dispiline xXxje16ssxXx: Elves are highly disciplined, and they never miss their mark xXxje16ssxXx: Surely, if I shot, I would hit you no matter where you are Amritage2000: even if the bluet was fast enough to hit me Amritage2000: my iron palms could catch it xXxje16ssxXx: not a bullet an arrow with a steel tip xXxje16ssxXx: Well then, you can avoid my arrows xXxje16ssxXx: but you still can;t get meeee Amritage2000: i could catch it and throw it back at you befor you realized you relased the bow string xXxje16ssxXx: and I could dodge it simply Amritage2000: i told you, your movents are to slow Amritage2000: you need more kung fu xXxje16ssxXx: Then I could use my elf speed and the fact that I can climb walls to hide in one of the crevices in the cave wall xXxje16ssxXx: we're in a cave xXxje16ssxXx: i don't need kung foo I'm an elvish warrior Amritage2000: wepons are so over rated xXxje16ssxXx: I'll sneak through the shadows like vampires can without you even detecting me xXxje16ssxXx: then strike without warning xXxje16ssxXx: kung foo is so overrateed Amritage2000: i am already blind, i can hear you breathing from a mile away xXxje16ssxXx: I don't need to breath xXxje16ssxXx: I'm a vampire xXxje16ssxXx: Part elf part vampire I have an advantage Amritage2000: then why do vampires breath in all the movies? xXxje16ssxXx: because they're played by real actors xXxje16ssxXx: who need to breathe lol Amritage2000: HEY SHUT UP xXxje16ssxXx: no Amritage2000: i can hear your every movment xXxje16ssxXx: Elves are light as a feather and Vampires are virtually silent so I can move without a sound. xXxje16ssxXx: liar liar plants for hire Amritage2000: fine i can hear ur heart beat xXxje16ssxXx: I don't have a heart beat xXxje16ssxXx: duh Amritage2000: yea ur heart beats xXxje16ssxXx: I'm a dead vampire elf xXxje16ssxXx: how do you figure i don't need a heartbeat Amritage2000: what color is ur blood? xXxje16ssxXx: black xXxje16ssxXx: blue xXxje16ssxXx: yellow! xXxje16ssxXx: black xXxje16ssxXx: for real Amritage2000: i can sence ur presance with my ki Amritage2000: and my wudu Amritage2000: and my kunda Amritage2000: i could hold suspend you in the air and crush ur body with my kunda Amritage2000: and be hear u beg for me to kill you xXxje16ssxXx: my body would heal quickly xXxje16ssxXx: I'm a vampire, wounds last no longer than mere seconds xXxje16ssxXx: so if you were to crush me I'd only heal Amritage2000: it would be constant so as soon as you healed ur body would be flatened again Amritage2000: a have immolatoin powers Amritage2000: i could look at u and set u a flame xXxje16ssxXx: i thought you were a human Amritage2000: a humans sharpest wepon isnt his sword xXxje16ssxXx: well if that was the case then I'd use my super vampire speed to avert your gaze Amritage2000: its his mind xXxje16ssxXx: well still Amritage2000: NO i win! Amritage2000: shhhh Amritage2000: owned xXxje16ssxXx: you wouldn't even be able to see where to strike xXxje16ssxXx: nope xXxje16ssxXx: you suck xXxje16ssxXx: you lose xXxje16ssxXx: you can;t kill me! Amritage2000: blow me i win Amritage2000: i wouldnt land a single blow on me xXxje16ssxXx: this battle could go on ALL DAY Amritage2000: ok fine lets kill some ogers? xXxje16ssxXx: okay this is what goes down. We both get bored and join together to kill Justin Timberlake xXxje16ssxXx: sound good? xXxje16ssxXx: or Clay Aiken Amritage2000: meh to easy Amritage2000: lets kill cher Amritage2000: shes a formatble aponent xXxje16ssxXx: okay Amritage2000: then will will burn her wigs as we drink ale! xXxje16ssxXx: those ass chaps of doom might blind me xXxje16ssxXx: yes! xXxje16ssxXx: a mighty reward for our hard work Amritage2000: yes Amritage2000: and we will take her rotting corps to the dmv and tell the devil her doughter has returned Amritage2000: his doughter xXxje16ssxXx: lol Amritage2000: dmv aka hell
