Mood:
happyThe following are the inside jokes and memories one must possess to be included in the ~CREW~
For some of you this might be hard to read. Haha.
Allow me to introduce you to the inner workings of the CREW
We’re wild and crazy, and know how to have a good time!!!
1. If you're a guy, your boxers have gotten ripped from super wedgies from all the girls…If you're a girl, your thongs have gotten ripped from super wedgies from rob
2. “I’m with three blondes and a retard.”
3."he like his joy stick more than his "joy stick""
4.You can make Annie laugh by saying the word "nipple"
5.You know you are part of the crew when GNO means something...and no, it's not a gyno...
6. Gay-rah(Garrett) Air Blah(Blair), Kimi, Mik, Carrot (Kim), Casem, Lima-Bean (Casey) Snow White, Jekyll, Capt. Planet, Pea (Jenni) Deeej, EB(DJ)
Roberto(rob) christoph(Chris)
7. You were humped by Mr. Peepers! (Then again I think everyone was)
8. Montauk
9.Locker decorations were key for birthdays
10.No matter how crowded it is, you ALWAYS hear Jenni over everyone else
11.It is never too late for Applebee’s trips.....and yes we can fit 15 people into 2 cars....it's been done many times
12.Applebees is the birthday spot
13.you quote Dane Cook like it's your fucking job
14.you know Annie doesn't have any concept of how far away things are when she is driving
15.top heavy
16."We got the funk"
17.casey's parties!
18. Body shots
19.you know DJ can mutli-task... swerve, slam on the break, and the horn and scream
20."Shotty first player"
21.S-bucks is THE SHIT
22."It’s just toilet paper" ha-ha DJ cars+lots of toilet paper and ceran rap+Jenni=gooooood times
23.SUBWAY
24.Red and purple
25.watergunning is a common event... in the face!!!
26. "It back-FIRED"
27. "Dude got owned.... by an orca"
28. Friendly's....
29. Two words... Sal's Room... every minute of the school day... spent there
30.fainting goats
31.43.275- “it just means I can count higher”
32. “Pave your way” made even better when Mrs. Dipoma said it during Graduation- All of us had someone next to them.. except Casey, so she looked insane laughing alone! haha
33. you've been in or heard about the PC Kohl’s and its wheelchair bound mannequin... poor girl
34.stupid smuck
35.tear, tear, tear, bugger, snot bubble
36.Sal's super-glued fingers
37. We live in a bubble
38.you have a tattoo, or was with someone while they were getting their's
39. You’ve parked in front of Kim's house and added the tredmarks in her lawn that will eventually lead to China
40. "It’s not the process that takes all the time, it's the clean up"
41. . You’ve talked about getting your lip pierced for almost 2 years-yet never have
42. You were there to witness Garrett cross dress on Jay's 17th birthday
43. The beach runs
44.movie night at Kim's when her mom was at rehearsal... which usually ended in beating each other up
45. You've seen Rob hurt Kim
46. Movie night-Kim's house-horror night... Garrett screaming like a girl because Zac/Mom scared him
47. Driving around with no where to go is the best way to spend free time
48.You've written on Kim's wall.... like 40 times
49. =yeck = ner
50. Casey=MacGyver
51. SMRT-IST-ER
52. Chao Blanco
53. Corey beach is OUR spot
54. “She bangs, she bangs” “I have no professional training”
55. “I-I-I-I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need... I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own, more then you could ever know. Make my wish come true. Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.” Who needs Mariah Carey when you have Annie Cinelli?
56. Corona and Malibu
57. You’ve seen Annie shoot something out of her nose…. Soda, ice tea, alcohol, chicken soup?
58. ::shakes fist::
59. “It’s the pheromones I’m so attracted to ‘em”
60. You know the Major’s dance
61. Black blood ‘cause I’m dead inside
62. Jenni’s postal Service dance in the back of Starbucks
63. Getting Mike Mulholland to dye his face and hands pink-haha
64. I don’t remember when this was… it was raining REALLY hard… and Jenni, Rob, Lee, Chris, Kim and others all went running, and before we got to the end of Kim’s block we were all SOAKED…
65. Prom is a category of itself
a. Garrett singing MY GIRL and BROWN EYED GIRL in his most masculine voice
b. Meg Seal and Ryan Beck… I mean what? haha
c. you saw Alex split open his chin
d. Casey the human pillow
e. Rob skull fucking Jenni
f. “Not on my couch!”
g. pantsing Garrett on camera
h. the city the next day
i. everyone falling asleep during RENT
66. Bored “what happened to the D…?” “Oh I lost it in Nam...” hahahaha
67. “I just threw up in my mouth a little bit”Jess’ reactions are always the best!
68. I was just looking at pictures with him
69. Fall out Boy
70. “Holler, holler, holler, holla... hoooollller”
71. “Hitting it like champs”
72. Annie’s ability to transform in a “genie in a bottle” in Starbucks
73. Cocky Rocky
74. Jenni was our secret informer… invasion of Normandy
75. .::cough cough:: Nurse Nurse I need an Imodium
76. Scaring the shit out of Rob with the bomb shelter.
77. Kim falling off the skateboard her first time drunk
78. Casey lovely night sleeping on the kitchen chairs
79. Who belongs to Ted’s twilight zone?
80. The battle of the nook
81. Blair suck it up! Ha-ha
82. Sock it to me, sock it to me
83. Hallelujah chorus
84. “My folks ridin’ shotgun with a shotgun”
85. Mrs. Blake’s 9th period English class
86. ::crack, crack:: I WIN
87. Annie’s sex books
88. Kim breaking the door at Tony’s
89. Pulls up hood: “OOHHHH!” Oh how I envy Mr. Michael Hennessey
90. “Will somebody please yell a hardy ‘shut the fuck up’?”
91. “hey Mara, go around this moron. She is sitting behind a parked truck!”
92. chik strog
93. “The Osbournes are staged”
94. three hour boner
95. MALIBU
96. “What should I take off next, my jacket or my pants?”
97. Kait’s “pour some sugar on me” dance on DJ’s car, with a skirt on… Jess got a free show… ha-ha
98. Seeing ALL of Rob
99. “The New Guy”
100. Burps- No one can beat Kim and Casey
101. Puddle jumping
102. Lesbians-“I got off the phone with my girlfriend!”
103. Breaking “heads” on the back walls of the school
104. “Are the pictures glued to the walls?” “Which ones? the one’s on the walls?”
105. Baby Doo
106. Going to the physics final high on paint fumes, haha opps
107. Jess’s hands always smell like Subway.
108. Pock
109. Grapefroot
110. Kim’s failed attempt to separate the chic parm
111. t-t-titty tuck
112. Cat –k-a-t- cat
113. mashed tapatoes and mambled skeggs
114. Peeing with the door open
115. “Focus all your energy…. Kim it’s not a weapon”
116. Battle of the bulge
117. it’s a goose
118. rockin’ the mini
119. Casey can never get out of the explorer
120. Annie’s jeep-good times
121. “No, I’m not drunk, I just spilled my coffee”
122. Need A DJ? -all the failed attempts to get the sign, the Lee being a monkey and scaling the pole haha…. Lee likes poles! Ha-ha SORRY had to!
123. GAF about it
124. She’s a walking STD- Jurassic
125. Casey has FELT Annie
126. Watching Friends with friends
127. Coasting in the mini-how many times can you go around Marc Drive?
128. You’ve called Casey Kim and Kim Casey and they have responded
129. Chris’s leg lift, smile and the smell… haha
130.pliaet, grand pliaet, REALLY GRAND pliaet. (spelling??)
131. Annie’s long stare at Casey, then head banging her, followed by the comment “OW, I didn’t think it would hurt that bad”
132. “A drunk Jenni is just as good as a normal Ryan Foster!”
133. Paul Bunyan and Blue
134. “You have love coat hooks”
135. Lucy
136. Exposing Garrett at Kim’s house
137. Casey’s birthday… Garrett’s little super hero moment…. Towel around the neck, winter hat (keeping in mind it is June 28th, and we are at the beach) bathing suit at his ankles and in just a thong…let’s just say all the children who saw him still have nightmares and probably some of the parents do as well…. Haha I love you Garrett!
138. God Squad
139. Chili concarne-badachickie
140. Uh oh, Tinky Winky fall down. PARP?!
141. Pick up your foot-down-slide…. Good Travis
142. SHAME ON YOU!!!
143. Happy dance- “Ow I hurt my neck”
144. What the hell is on your face??
145. “Get’s a holla!” ::arm motion:: “BLAST”
146. “I only wear makeup when my mom puts it on my pimples”
147. Ghetto braids-plus some
148. Holla-lujah
149. “You know I how do!”
150. ::Runs to wall:: I’m a chameleon :poses:: can you see me? ::moves eyes::
151. Glow in the dark skin
152. “Jenni you’re the one who would smoke and invisible blunt!”
153. First to hit the fan
154. “Look in national Geographic’s; he’s the one labeled ‘ape’”
155. “If I push you off a building can I shoot you?
156. “It’s me” “look what I did”
157. Kim’s inability to react normally to Casey’s reclining computer chair
158. “I thought it was the radio”
159. “oo, you got a new table
160. “How do you spell ‘learn’?”
161. “It feels like a black kid was in me all night!” Annie! You crack me up!
162. Joe toe plots
163. Ted likes his soda with Honey Mustard
164. Eebbee
165. “Is you a doo poppy? “I’m a doo poopy. “You want a cheese doodle?”
166. Extra long spoons
167. You were called a bitch and given the finger by Sal- on a weekly basis for Kim
168. “They like it when you snap at them”
169. Playing flips cup… trying to explain it to Tom… “Flip it like you flip the click” and he lands it! Haha perfect timing!
170. “My legs are hot but my crotch is cold!”
171. “Annie! Stop Sign!!” “Annie Red Light!!”
172. 1,800 point turn!
173. Casey’s ceilings are too low
174. You’ve fought for the chair in Lee’s den.
175. You know who can drink and who can’t! haha :cough cough: ANNIE
176. FUDGE
177. two words…. Ed’s butt haha
178. “Do you still love her?” ::looks down, pushes glass::
179. “I was the last person she was with!”
180. BBP-No one does it like we do!
If you do not recall any of these events, then you do not belong in the CREW…
The CREW is an exclusive group of friends and to enter such an awesome circle of people an invitation is required… haha
Although we all may have gotten very distant, you know I love you all!
I hope this makes you all think of the good times we had in high school and hopefully this will help bridge the gaps that have formed.
If not, then I hope you all get a good laugh out of it…
If you can think of anymore… let me know, we will keep it going until WE DIE
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2004
Love, Kim