'The Awesome One' Christian : " Dude..where's our car!? "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Dude..we're in our car! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Oh..I so knew that! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Big C, you getting inducted into the official XWF Hall of Fame, was..simply awesome! Not only now are we back together, but will soon by reeking of fame and goldage! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " That is so true big bro! I guess it's time for The Era of Awesomeness to get resurected and give all our many, many fans what they want huh? Five second poses! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Man this is gonna' be so cool! Thee most photogenic tag team ever, performing those famous five second poses, in front of my millions of Edgeheads! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Yeah, all those screaming Edgeheads, and all my..my..really big Christian fans! Yeah! And the Era of Awesomeness will begin with the curbstompin' of those Degenerate chumpstains, X-Pac and Road Dogg! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Aww dude! Your kiddin' me, I have to get in the ring, and touch X-Pac? That sucks, it sucks more than X-Pac! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Yeah, X-Pac really does reek of sucktatude, and well..Road Dogg just..he just reeks! I mean..what's the deal, if you look at it in The Mathamitical way..E + C is far greater than D + X! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " That's what we go to school for! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Aww dude, I so told you not to sing that song..it's so addictive! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Did you see the look on Kurt's face, when you were inducted into the XWF Hall of Fame? He couldn't be more happier for us Big C! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Yeah Kurt's one cool guy, he won the Olympics with a broken neck..now that's awesomeness at it's best! But speaking of awesomness, DX's snouts had better be funtioning properly..so they can smell us..reeking of it! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Totally! But what's the deal with Los Guerrero's holding our tag team titles? They reek of Mex-i-tude! Mexicans, don't deserve to be breathing the same air as E & C! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Totally..and what's this big deal with taccos? Everyone knows that soda's rock my cotton socks! Not taccos! Taccos..were so five minutes ago! And sodas have been reeking of coolness for..for..a very long time! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Speaking of soda and taccos, jeese i've got a bad case of the munchies li'l bro! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Yeah me too daddyio, my gut's been giving me The Three Minute Warning for a good..three minutes! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Did somebody say...Three Minutes!? "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Wait..doesn't that stupid catchphrase belong to those chumpstains Rosey and Jamal?

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Woah..that is so lacking coolness! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " E & C would never use that catchphrase, it reeks more than Road Dogg's jock! Anyway, how's about we put these demons to rest, and get some munchies, huh? "

-|[ Edge puts the pedal to the metal, and speeds off into the distance. Will E & C get their munchies? Will Paul Romato ever disconnect from the internet? Who knows!? - Time passes, and the scene fades up from static, in a bumper to bumper situation. The camera pans back to reveal, a very long que outside..McDonalds! The camera cuts to the inside of E & C's car, as the sweat begins to drip down Edge's forehead in the blistering heat, the camera pans over to Christian who's eyes are rolling in the back of his head! ]|-

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Dude..i'm waisting away! "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Just hold on a li'l longer buddy, hopefully these reekazoids will realise who the hell we are, and let the greatest tag team in the world...get their lunch! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " This is the kind of respect E & C get in..in..where the hell are we? "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Beats me! Stinksville, USA? "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " What the hell is taking so long!? "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " I guess X-Pac's mother's getting in the rounds.. "

-|[ Time passes by and Edge and Christian finally reach the first drive through window, where you order. The long mic is extended, and Edge nudges Christian to speak into the mic. Some loud fuzzing can be heard, and then a teen's voice can be heard screeching through the mic. ]|-

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " Can..errr..can I take your order..sir? "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Well it's about time dude! We've been waiting in this henious line for about an hour..do you even know who we are?! "

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " No sir..I have no life, all I do is sit here and take orders. "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Dude, this guy has to be an Australian imigrant, listen to his pathetic voice..I thought Road Dogg's was bad, but jeese this guy takes the whole cake.. "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Woah..I guess he's a greedy bitch, huh? "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Just place the order dude! "

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " Can I help you, sir? "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Ok here goes..we'll have two Big Mac's, with fries and two large cokes, can you handle that chumpstain? "

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " Ok Sir, so that's err.. two fat cat's, with pliers and two barge pokes "

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " What the hell has this guy been smoking!? "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " No dude..we'll have two Big Mac's, with fries and two large cokes. "

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " That's exatcly what I said sir! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " No you didn't! "

'Acne-Infested Freak' Paul Romato : " Yes I did! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Dude..that is so it! "

-|[ With that..Christian leaps out of the car and begins to choke the mic! All the anger in Christian can be seen in his face, as he starts to choke the hell out of the poor defenceless mic! Christian pulls and bends the mic, as the teen on the other end begins to panic and tells Christian to back off! ]|-

'The Ultra-Smooth' Edge : " Big C, don't lose your cool, and throw a Chrissy-fit! We can always go to Burger King dude! "

'The Awesome One' Christian : " Yeah good idea..I can't wait to get the hell out of this stinkin' town anyway! "

-|[ Christian fixes his hair, and pretends to act cool and collective. He puts his Crazy Ass Sunglasses back on once more, and Edge drives off. E & C battle DX on RAW, will The Most Photogenic Tag Team prevail, or The Green and Black attack, pull the upset? The scene fades to static, as a very pissed off E & C drive off. ]|-