Dolphins Can Suck It
Okay children...it is time to look at the dolphin. Dolphins are EVIL children...they burn our faces with their ecolocation. Dolphins should not be able to live and now we must join together and fight. The dolphins are coming for us children...and the only thing we can do is shoot them and remember that humans are better and DOLPHINS CAN SUCK IT!!!! Ohh children....when will it stop....when can us humans be free to sleep at night and not worry about dolphins breaking into our homes and murdering us with their ecolocation and sharp objects. When can we go to the beach not have to worry about being captured by these evil beasts and used as a living sacrifice to their dark lord. WHEN CHILDREN....WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!?????
Soon
Why we are against Dolphins
- People think they are smart, but they are really evil.
- They kill people with their ecolocation crap.
- They ruin fishing nets.
- They are killing small children.
- They have been known to worship Satan.
- They are shittin up the water
