***Please Do Not Be Offended By Any Of These Quotez.***

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The team has come along slow but fast." - Casey Stengel, Baseball player/manager

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"May Contain Traces of Nuts." - on airplane peanuts

"Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, football coach

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield

"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games." - David Garcia, baseball team manager

"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?" - Driver school applicant

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower

"Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old." - Herb Score, Sportscaster

"We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27