***Please Do Not Be Offended By Any Of These Quotez.***

The angel inside me will EVENTUALLY show, but yet what if nobody notices???

~Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?~

You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same.

Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Heaven won't have me and Hell iz afraid I'll take over!
*I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but then I realized…suicide’z a crime!*

*See my halo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess with me* *I'll kick your hiney*

I smile cuz I have no idea what is going on õ¿Õ

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

for all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the center of your world

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Until the ocean doesn't touch the sand, I'll forever be a Sum 41 fan!

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering, “Where’s my ceiling?”

Every minute spent angry, is 60 seconds of wasted happiness.

don't call me a goddess, don't call me a queen, just call me the cutest princess, you've ever seen.

party hardy rock and roll, drink a keg smoke a bowl. sex is great but love is more so back off loser i aint no whore!

dont hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me cuz ur boyfriend knows so

dont make me hurt the back of my hand!!

Don't walk behind me for you are not my slave, do not walk beside me even though you are my equal, but walk 5 steps in front of me cuz boy, you have a nice a$$!

yOu LiKe My StYlE, yOu LiKe My ClAsS, bUt MoSt Of AlL, yOu LiKe My A$$

I aM 20% ShUgA 30% SpiCe 50% b*tCh sO u BeTtA bE NiCe

.·°·.IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN~ BUT IT TAKES 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND MY MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL YOU TO BITE ME!.·°·.

.·:*¨If you want my apples, then don't shake my tree, I don't want your man......He wants me!¨*:·.

I'm bite size, so bite me!

There is no I in slut , but there is a u.

PMS is a chance for us girls to act like guys do all the time.

I'm a b*tch and I got class, mess with me and I'll kick your ass. So for all you hoes that think you're cool, just remember b*tches rule!

We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Be who you are and say what you want because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

God made rivers, god made dirt, god made guys so girls can flirt.

Walkin' down the street, feelin'the cool breeze, as all the hotties' heads turn 90 degrees, struttin' my stuff and shakin' my booty, no one can replace this lil' cutie

An apple a day keeps the doctors away.. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

When I'm crusin' around town, all the hottie's heads turn my direction, but who can blame 'em, I'm perfection.

**ReMeMbEr mY nAmE ** ReMeMbEr My FaCe ** CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA CuTiE ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe.....

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips!!

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

~*~IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.~*~

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

money has no value we just put value on it

x'z and o'z diamonds on my toez diz lil cutie haz name brand clothes

im not concieted cuz concieted is an imperfection and im perfect.

I'm an angel honest.. the horns are just to keep my halo straight.

I have PMS and a GUN, do you have summin' to say???!!!

You say crazy like its an insult.

Everyone's Entitled To Be Stupid But Your Abusing The Privilege!

*~* I didn't say it was your fault, I just said i was going to blame you *~*

you have the right to remain silent so shutup

*~*Be MorE CsoncerneD AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!*~*

Forget the teachers, forget the class, forget me and i'll kick ur a$$!

**~**GuYs HaVe OnLy TwO tHiNgZ wRoNg WiT tHeM...eVeRyThIn ThEy SaY, aNd EvErYtHiN tHeY dO**~**

*ITS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHO YOU ARE, THEN TO BE LOVED FOR SOMEONE YOR NOT*

* NoOnEs A vIrGiN .... lIfE sCrEwS uS aLl *

* I nEeD a LiFe.... GoT oNe To SpArE? *

* Im OnE oF tHoSe BaD tHiNgS tHaT hApPeNeD tO gOoD pEoPlE *

* SeX iS EvIl, eViL iS a SiN, bUt SiNs ArE fOrGiVeN sO sTiCk It In *

Lifes not a garden so stop bein a hoe

They should call me cambells cuz i'm um.... um..... good.

Life's like a box of Chocolates, you never know what your gonna get!

If ur rich...I'm single

Be nice to ur kids...they pick ur nursing home

Don't drink and drive-U might spill ur beer

*Do Not Disturb*...I'm disturbed already

Grow ur own dope-Plant a guy

Save a cow-Eat a vegetarian

DON'T BE MEAN!!!...that's my job

I ain't weird...I'm gifted

Hard Work never killed anybody...But why take the chance?

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups...

If u don't like my driving...GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!

I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter...

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Don't knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and RUN! (he hates that)

First you live and then you die, so screw the world, let's all get high!

x~treme is not a mood... itz a lyfe style!!!

dreams can come true if u take the time to think about what u want in life

click your heels and say "i need a life, i need a life"

Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...

whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

God made elks, god made deers, God made Britney Spears a slutty QUEER

ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions

Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

It's not a dream, it's not an illusion, i look good, so stop the confusion

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

Two Words Guys Hate... Don't & Stop Unless you Put Em Together..!