***Please Do Not Be Offended By Any Of These Quotez.***

Guys r like lava lamps, they're hot, but not that bright.

Guys r like slinkies, it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

Guys r like parking lots, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!

Guys r like public restrooms, some are occupied and the rest are full of sh*t

Guys r like roses, you have to watch out for the pricks!

Guys r like stars there are millions but, only one can make your wish come true!

Guys r like tissues...soft, strong, and disposable

Guys are like toys...if you lose one you'll always find another.