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-dj fr3ak
-19
-5`10
-toronto
-married
-flip
-djfr3akz@hotmail.com
-cutenaughtyguy21@yahoo.com
"i got a pet snake back then at .ph name called saul preety nice sweet snake pic. iz commin` soon...............................................................................................................
life is full of s>hit>!!!!!!!
som3tymz i fyl i want to fr3ak awt........
som3tymz i fyl alon3, wasted n` busted
but styl life goes on..........
I CAN`T LIVE WITHOUT muh DDR!!!
*vocabulary*
[DDR] Dance Dance Revolution
hell ya! u gona love it!
[F at E] Fountain at Eaton`s hahaha meetin` place
*note*
if you want to see a real action on DDR go to the arcade at yonge [funland] thurr u`ll find meeeh and i`m online at messenger both MSN and YAHOO :x
USEFULL TIPS:
It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content
of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"
research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING CLOTHES:
With consent.....................................12 Calories
Without consent................................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA, or REMOVING HIS UNDERWEAR
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real............................................112 Calories
Fake...........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
MALES GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With father knocking at the door...............5218 Calories
With wife/husband knocking at the door.......13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
somepicx. wana see me nude..!?
P!C
-> ian`z stinky hands ast1g-7
---> RYaN, John and Tim az-Tr1g
-----> N P Square ? missing
-------> where `d hell iz JOHn..!?
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