Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many epeeists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q:How many epeeists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many foilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many foilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many kendoka does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many SCA'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Because of the proliference of these jokes over the Internet, it is very difficult to attribute them to their authors (people want to admit they wrote these?).
A: Eight. Two to charge at each other screaming, one to call the halt and four to abstain on making any claims. The eighth guys runs and gets someone to change the lightbulb.
A: None. Sabreurs aren't afraid of the dark.
A: "If we fenced dry, we wouldn't have to change lightbulbs!"
A: None, sabreurs have yet to see the light."
A: Two, but they have difficulty getting both bulbs in at the same time.
A: Only two, but they take forever planning how to do it.
A: Trick question -- changing lightbulbs is too practical for foilists.
A: Three. Two to screw in the lightbulb, and one to call the action.
A: One -- but he has to use both hands.
A: A light-what?