The YUFC Riposte

The Canonical Fencing Lightbulb Jokes Collection


Because of the proliference of these jokes over the Internet, it is very difficult to attribute them to their authors (people want to admit they wrote these?).

Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. Two to charge at each other screaming, one to call the halt and four to abstain on making any claims. The eighth guys runs and gets someone to change the lightbulb.

Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Sabreurs aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "If we fenced dry, we wouldn't have to change lightbulbs!"

Q: How many sabreurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, sabreurs have yet to see the light."

Q: How many epeeists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they have difficulty getting both bulbs in at the same time.

Q:How many epeeists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but they take forever planning how to do it.

Q: How many foilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question -- changing lightbulbs is too practical for foilists.

Q: How many foilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to screw in the lightbulb, and one to call the action.

Q: How many kendoka does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One -- but he has to use both hands.

Q: How many SCA'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A light-what?

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