Here, you will find lots of different and often extremely funny photos of me, my sister and occasionally others who I don't have consent from. I'm told that the links are annoying, but I don't have the time or patience to do thumbnails. And this way, you don't have to wait for them all to load, you just pick and choose what you want to look at. Enjoy!
And if you want to skip to the chase and just see what I look like:
I was told recently by a young boy that I looked like the Little Mermaid. Isn't that sweet?
I was running out of room for new photos, but couldn't bear to see the old ones go. So, I added a second photos page with photos ranging from 1999-2000.
"This is Sting! You've seen it before!" In the hands of Elijah Wood, that is. I hate this picture, because it proves how much I look like him. But Sarah loves it, so here it is. I had to pretend I was buying the sword to get the picture.
He shoots, he scores! We know Danah had one beer and one Cosmopolitan by this point. I think this may be the photo that got us the "crew slut" nickname.
Ready Position Here I am, ready position (except I'm not low enough) praying I do the drill right. That's one of the coaches, Robert. Unfortunately, he is wearing a Soviet Union jersey and we all know how those Russians oppressed us poor Czechs. But otherwise, I like him alot.
"No really, Beth, you're doing good. Here we are at the bench, having a one minute water break. Or as Sarah gripes "That ain't no one-minute water break." I'm unbuckling my Lecter-like helmet. And look how small my red gloves are compared to everyone else's.
"Can you believe I want to play goalie?" Sarah, laughing and again looking extremely cool as she sends a perfect pass down the ice. You can see me in the background, looking extremely small and nervous.
And she was an American girl... I like the multi-ethnicity of this shot. An American flag, a Canadian game and a Czech jersey. This is my practicing my wrist shot. I am very good at this.
"I'm going to kill you!" Here I am, playing wing. The woman across from me hit me in her zone. So, I just hit her back and attempted to trip her with my stick.
I hope he would be proud. Here is a great shot of the back of my Czech Olympic jersey. That's the only reason it's here. :)
Opening the biggest present first. It was Superbowl Sunday. I was recovering from the flu and feeling a tired and down as I think you can tell from my expression.
"ARG! Get yer hand off me rapier, lass!" After a quick dry and change into pirate garb, Ben is ready for the next show. Cruelly, he muscled me into his picture--no worries for him, he always photographs well!
The Dread Pirate Roberts! The one show Ben did not end up in the water. It looks like it, but he pushed everyone else in.
"I'm cute! She said I'm cute!" Sarah and her *other* boy, Radim Vrbata. She told him he was adorable. He blushed and laughed. And somewhere, Alex Tanguay is weeping.
YES, there is a picture of me and Skoula together which should go here. But, it won't. Not until I get over how incredibly scared and horrible I look in it. If you want to see the photos of him, go to the Avalanche page.
They make a cute couple, don't they? Sarah and her boy, Alex Tanguay. He really liked her--she denies it, but I saw the way he smiled at her! (We have no idea who the guy sitting next to him is.)
"I'm just saying, one of us might need a nap is all."
Sarah and I skating at the NHL Fantasy. We didn't fall once, because we're that damn good. I look a little scary, maybe it's because I was very tired, or maybe it was because I'd actually seen Martin Skoula's old hockey gear just moments before.
