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BaRt

Heh heh you know what I just spoted bart is eviller
even in his name you mix up the letters an you can
get bat like a bat straght out of...::looks
around::...out of heck!! Muwahahahaha or you can
get rat, a rat is evil right? yeah they are...or
tar, ha like smokeing tar thats evil
espesually (cant spell bare with me) for the lungs,
or bar thats alcohol, thats bad for you thats evil
hahaha, or Art like the guyss... nammee... ooww
spooky Art is an Evil name. Haha muwahahaha eat
that he's evil baby!!

Bart oh is that what this page is about oh I
see...The King of Evil, The Master Of Mischif,
Lord Of ....Evilness, yes yes "good" ol' Bart, oh
he is very unique, yes indeedy. He sort of mentors
EvilStress Cow, even though he hates the little
noogie. Infact he hates every one except family,
they are tollerable some times. He hates stressy
baby because he is competition for the Evilest
being. And to tell you the truth evil has no
friends just minions such as masky or
cheeseman (hey I never said they had to be good
friends.) Well where was I oh yes the bart thing.
Bart had a tough time a few months back but we
wont go into that, but the only thing that kept
him alive duing that depression, whoops, was
his "plan". Everything is in his masterful plan
counting himself!! Only on soul knows his plan
besides himself that is...bort, bort yes bort why
I dont know, I guess because bort is too stupid to
remember let alone understand the complex thing.
The only thing We know is that it is !!EVIL!!
other than that we dont know much about this
fiendish creature, evil fiendish creature with a
yellow head, and a fro, and umm...a big orange
nose, and spifffyyy brown shoes...But evil none
the less!!

hey look spiffy pictures...(well not yet but some
day they will come!)

Lord Bart the suppreem ruler