Evan: And I'm Evan Moro filling in for Good Ol' JR until he gets here tonight, and boy do we have one hell of a night planned for you here.

Joey: You damn right we do as tonight, we will finally see the ending of the DRWF World Heavyweight Title Tournament!

Evan: That is going to be an exciting event in itself, but as you can see in the ring, JackHammer and Propain are already in and are ready to get at eachothers throats...

Joey: Well, without any further ado, lets get this match started

Ding...Ding...Ding

Evan: Jackhammer grabs Propain and sends him into the ropes. And he nails a giant big boot to the face of Propain!

Joey: Propain is down. Jackhammer gets on top of Propain and starts hammering away! Propain is geting his Ass kicked!

Evan: But hold on Propain is coming back with some hooks to the head of Jackhammer! Propain gets back to his feet and sends Jackhammer into the ropes. And Spears him into the corner. Now Propain climbs up on Jackhammer in the corner and starts ten punch's!

Joey: But wait a second!Jackhammer drops with Propain in a spine buster.Ouch!

Evan: Jackhammer hooks both of Propains legs! One...Two...Kick out! What is Jackhammer going to do?He just asked for 2 chairs and Diva is bringing 2 chairs over to him.

Joey: He lays one chair down and lays Propain's head on it and he lays the other chair on-top of Propain head and now he climbs to the top! OW! AND A DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE TOP CRUSHING PROPAINS HEAD IN-BETWEEN THE 2 CHAIRS!!!!!

Evan: Jackhammer flips Propain over and locks him in a a camel clutch.

Joey: But Propain breaks it and rolls out of the ring. Jackhammer follows! Jackhammer reach's under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick!

Evan: And he's snaping that kendo stick across the back of Propain. Jackhammer picks Propain up by his neck! Now he's raiseing him above his head!.....

Joey:OOOOOHHH!!!! He just Choke Slamed Propain down through the play by play table an goes for the cover!

1...2...3!!!

Beth: You Winner.....Jackhammer!!!!!

(Jackhammer gets in the ring and begins showing off when Table Man slides in the ring with a chair he holds the chair like a baseball bat and waits behind Jackhammer and Jackhammer doesnt notice)

Joey:S**t! Turn around Jackhammer look behind you!

(Then Jackhammer turns around and gets a face full of metal as Table Man crush's the chair on the head of Jackhammer.Jackhammer falls to the ground out cold)

Evan: You could hear that shot in China!

(Then Beth throws him a mic on comand)

Table Man: Jackhammer i hope you got the message!......I except your Hell In A Cell challenge for the PPV. Only if I dont advance in my Semi-Finals tonight!

(Table Man drops the mic and the chair and leaves the ring)

Evan: Well, there you have it. It seems as it has been set for the Pay Per View!

Joey: Thats right. JackHammer will be battling it out with Table Man in a Hell in a Cell match. Oh, that match should be a great one.......

(We see Ryda and Myzery walking down the hallway when all of a sudden, Grandmasta Flex bumps into him)

Ryda: Watch were you going, ok little man?

(Grandmasta Flex then turns around and smiles. The two of us stare each other down for a couple seconds)

Ryda: Well are you going to do something?!?!

(Myzery laughes and pulls me away from the whole incident as we walk away.)

Live.....Sunday March 25th.....the end of the world as we know it WILL ARRIVE!! The battle that we never thought would take place is almost upon us as Nuclear Warfare will take place. And no, it's not with the USA and Iraq, althought it may happen thanks to that sorry excuse for a President we have. But that's another story. But this Nuclear Warfare will take place in the GM Place in Vancouver, British Columbia. Join us as we finally decide a new DRWF World Heavyweight Champion, and crown a couple more champions that night. Plus, all of the DRWF greats from IcE, Seth Calvert, JackHammer, Myzery, SiN, and everybody else you have come to know and love will be there at this war. Armaggedon begins March 25th. Join us as the Death Row Wrestling Federation Presents, Nuclear Warfare: The Blood Bath.

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("Sabatoge" by the Beastie Boys begins to play as Ryda makes his way to the ring)

Ryda: Justin Beatible...you did what you had to do, you took me out...and the only way to do it is knock me out. You can call it a win if you want to, but the last time I checked, cinderblocks don't consist of wrestling...and what you started, has not been finished. We have a match later tonight and....

(In inturruption, "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits as Grandmasta Flex makes way to the ring. Ryda starts pacing the ring, swearing profanities away from the mic. Grandmasta starts walking towards the ring and stops.)

Grandmasta Flex: You want me to start something...you think I am dumb enough to get into it while your buddy Myzery stands side by side with you...this is where we will start.

(All of a sudden, Grandmasta Flex starts running out towards Ryda and the two of them start beating the hell out of each other. Just when it gets started, a bunch of refs jump in and break up the two)

Myzery: Damn, it's a hot day today. Hi, I'm Myzery of the Death Row Wrestling Federation. Man, with summer coming up and you know it's beach time, but damnit, you can never find anything to drink. Whenever you're at the beach, all you can either get is some damn Pepsi if you're with your girl, some water if you're on your own, and some beer if you're with your friends at a party. Well, I want a drink for my everyday needs. I want somethin with some flavor, somethin that'll give me the quickest buzz, and something that'll keep me and my girl wanting to stay up all night long....

Thats why I go to my local liquor store and pick up my favorite drink. A Bolt 45. It is the combined flavors of Colt 45 and Gatorade with a touch of pepsi in it. It is the official sports drink/malt liquor of the Death Row Wrestling Federation, so you know it keeps me fueled up everytime I get into the ring. So whenever you're thirsty, go to your local liquor or grocery store and pick up a Bolt 45...

(Myzery takes a sip and damn near passes out)

Wooooo, thats some good stuff. And Get Slizzard Wit It!

Disclaimer: Bolt 45 is not for anybody under 15, plus before you drink it you must build a tolerance for it. Go sip by sip before you take a big gulp. Drinking a big gulp may cause seisures, vometing, sore throat, dizziness, headache, caughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes, and maybe even death. This is not a drink for suckaz.

Joey: Well, hopefully this match will tell us, Jim!  Who do you got your money on?

Jim: Well, I don't usually bet but my pick for this match would have to be Enforcer mainly because of his height and weight advantage over IcE.. But IcE has great speed and talent so this is going to be a tough call!

Joey: Let's head to the ring where we have Beth Smith!

Beth: Ladies and gentlemen!  This match will decide the next person to be in the World Heavyweight Title Match at Nuclear Warfare!  Coming to the ring first from Hatfield, Pennsylvania!  Weighing in at 500 pounds exactly and standing at 7'7"...  "The Original Big Man" The Enforcer!!!

["X" by Xzibit plays and Enforcer comes out almost hitting his head on the bottom of the DRWF Tron.  He gets to the ring, raises his hands, and brings them down as tons of pyros blast from the stage and the ring.]

Beth: And now coming to the ring from Salt Lake City, Utah!  Weighing in at 211 pounds and standing at 5'11"...  Accompanied by Julia Haney...  "Hard to Kill" IcE!!!

["Dig" by Mudvayne starts up and IcE and Julia come out to a huge pop.  IcE tells Julia to go back and she just looks confusedly at him.  IcE takes off his CbK t-shirt quickly and sprints to the ring and gets up.  IcE starts kicking Enforcer in the knees as the bell is sounded.]

Jim: IcE jump-starting this match against his former best friend, Enforcer!  IcE just keeps kicking Enforcer in the legs and in the gut but...  Uh oh...  Enforcer grabs IcE by the neck and tosses him into the corner!

Joey: Did you see that?!  He didn't even try!!!  IcE gets up on the top turnbuckle by Enforcer just knocks him down and...  OUCH!  That's going to ruin his weekend!  Enforcer grabs IcE by the throat and...  CHOKE SLAM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!  IT'S OVER...  IcE CAN'T KICK OUT OF THIS!!!

Jim: Enforcer puts one foot on IcE's chest...  1...2...  IcE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND HE KICKS OUT!!!  He's got Enforcer's leg which has got to weigh at least a hundred pounds and he hits a quick dragon screw!  That could've ripped Enforcer's knee in half!

[Enforcer gets up holding his knee in pain as IcE bounces off the ropes and hits a drop kick to the injured leg knocking Enforcer down.]

Joey: IcE goes for an Asai Moonsault but Enforcer rolled out of the way!  That had to hurt just a little bit...  He's back up but he turns around to only meet the bottom of Enforcer's size 13 boot!  Enforcer gets IcE back to his feet and he lifts him up...  FALL-AWAY SLAM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Jim: OH MY DEAR LORD!!!  Oh man...  IcE is getting right back up and look at him...  He's got a crazy look on his face!  Uh oh...  I think Enforcer just woke IcE back up! IcE slides into the ring and he's punching Enforcer and kicking him with all of his might by Enforcer pushes him away!

Joey: IcE shrugs it off and runs at Enforcer...  DROPKICK AND IT DIDN'T EVEN STUN ENFORCER!!!  IcE gets up and he goes for a spin kick but he couldn't quite reach Enforcer's face but got his shoulder pretty hard!

[Enforcer holds his shoulder in pain and IcE goes for a spear but Enforcer just gets him up and does a Dominator to Sean.]

Jim: OH MY GOD!!!  DID YOU SEE THAT JOEY?!

Joey: HELL YES, JIM!!!  LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK!

X-Treme Replay: You see IcE charge at Enforcer in slow motion and Enforcer bringing IcE up on his shoulder with ease and slamming him down like he's a sack of potatoes.

Jim: IcE is getting back up!  How can he take this?!

Joey: I don't know but Enforcer doesn't even see he's up because he's too busy hollering at the crowd...  IcE climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Enforcer to turn around...  HE DID AND HE HITS A PICTURE PERFECT DIVING HURRICANRANA!!!  That sent Enforcer face first into the top turnbuckle...

Jim: What the hell is IcE doing now?!

Joey: That, Jim, is what we call in ECW as...  THE SPIDER STRETCH!!!  I can't believe he could do that to Enforcer!  Look at the big man scream in pain!  HtK lets go of the hold and rolls back in the ring...  I think IcE finally figured out that you can't pin the big man but you have to make him submit some how!

Jim: IcE is back up on the top turnbuckle waiting for Enforcer to get back up.  Enforcer is up and Hard to Kill jumps off but Enforcer grabs him by the throat...  THE PUNISHER!!!  IT'S ALL OVER!!!

[IcE lays there limp and Enforcer is going to the top turnbuckle.]

Joey: What in the hell is Enforcer going to do?!  He's standing up...  FROG SPLASH!!!  OH MY GOD!!!  I JUST SAW THE LIFE ESCAPE OUT OF IcE'S BODY!!!  IT'S ALL OVER HE'S NOT GOING TO KICK OUT OF THIS!!!

[Enforcer goes for the pin.]

Jim: 1...2...  MASTA RED IS IN THE RING AND HE JUST DROPPED A BOWLING BALL ON THE BACK OF ENFORCER'S HEAD!!!  WHY DID HE DO IT?!  WHY?!

Joey: I don't know but he's helping IcE roll Enforcer's limp body over and IcE gets on top of Enforcer...  1...2...3!!!!!!  OH MY GOOOOD!!!  IcE IS IN THE FINALS AT THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!

[Masta Red gets IcE up and raises his hand but IcE does an Olympic Slam to him.  SiN runs to the ring and him and Sean grab the bowling ball and drop it on Masta Red's balls.]

Jim: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!  Masta Red will never be the same again!

[SiN pulls a CbK shirt out of his pocket and lays it over Masta Red's face and then another one over Enforcer's head.  Sean calls for a mic.]

IcE: LISTEN UP!  AS OF THIS MOMENT...  I DECLARE DEATH ROW OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!  Enforcer turned his back on us the moment he booted me in the head last week!  And as for you Masta Red...  You try to act all buddy-buddy with me?!  NOT GONNA WORK!!!  You turned you back on the CbK in TCW...  Well, we're still standing and I guess you're not...  Comes to show you what happens when you turn you back on the CbK!  But, I have to thank you for helping me get to the finals...  So Table Man, Sean Corbin, whoever wins in your match, I'll see you at The Blood Bath!

Joey: I dont believe this! Death Row is now dead!?! This has got to be the most shocking announcement that I have ever heard.

Jim: Man, this is wild. But we have to go to a commercial break. We'll be right back right after these messages...

Sean Corbin: Damn, it's hot out here.

Scotty Carter: Whatcha wanna get?

Sean Corbin: I dont know, probably an ice cold water. DAMN MAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN!!

Gay Man: Oh, I'm sorry honey.

Sean Corbin: What the hell did you say!?!

Scotty Carter: Wait a minute, hold on just a second before you hit him. Let me look around for a minute. Uh huh, punks holding hands, a lot of people kissing, I'll be damned. We did it again.

Sean Corbin: What are you talkin about?

Scotty Carter: What's today's date?

Sean Corbin: April 23rd. Why?

Scotty Carter: DAMNIT! We're here in Gay Day 2001 in Disney Land!

Sean Corbin: Aint this a b***h. Well, anyway, who cares. I'm thirsty as mug out here. Ah yeah, there goes a refreshment stand. I'll be right back.

Man: Hello, can I help you with anything?

Sean Corbin: Yes, let me get an ice cold water.

Man: Here you go. That'll be $5.

(Corbin spits the water right into his face)

Sean Corbin: FIVE DOLLARS!!?!?! FOR THIS SMALL CUP OF WATER!! OH HELL NO, THAT ISN'T GONNA WORK!! Dont you have anything else?

(All of a sudden, he turns around and sees Ludacris at a Bolt 45 stand)

Ludacris: Hey my man, I got a little somethin for ya over here.

Sean Corbin: What's this?

Scotty Carter: It's a Bolt 45. The official Sports Drink/Malt Liquer of the DRWF.

Sean Corbin: Oh is that right? Man, I dont feel like payin high dollar for a drink.

Ludacris: Dont you worry man, this ones on the house, and Bolt 45 always has the best prices. You wont go to a store and find a Bolt 45 over $0.25.

Sean Corbin: Cool, let me get a taste of this...

Scotty Carter: WHOA, SLOW DOWN!! You have to build a tolerance for this stuff first! Go sip by sip or else you could get sick or possibly die.

Sean Corbin: Thanks man. I probably could've died from that s**t.

Ludacris: So, whenever you're thirst and want somethin to drink, go to your local grocery, drug, or liquor store and pick up a nice refreshing bottle of Bolt 45...and get Slizzard Wit It!

(Enforcer looks at Michael Cole with a VERY disgusted look on his face)

Enforcer: How do I feel? How do I feel? HOW THE F**K DO YOU THINK I FEEL!!! I've worked my ass off for this f**kin company and most importantly, Death Row. I've worked hard as hell to get where I was not to long ago. I thought IcE, SiN, and Table Man were my friends. Well, I've found this out. You have no friends in this business. This is a cut throat industry and you have to be either a kiss ass, or a punk sucker to get somewhere now. Andrew Mielitz, this federation has gone nowhere but down hill with you running it. And to be honest, I cant stand your sorry ass. But I'm going to tell you this. This coming Sunday night at Blood Bath is going to be my last official thing here in the DRWF because after that, I'm leaving your sorry ass. So Michael Cole, if you would please, get the f**k out of my locker room....

Michael Cole: But Enforcer....

Enforcer: NOW YOU DAMN BASTARD!!!

(The lights dim down, causing the entire arena to turn black. "Only One" by Slipknot hits on the arena PA system)

Beth Smith: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 255 pounds… "The Real Deal" Kent Carthrage!

(As soon as Beth’s finishes, Kent himself comes walking from behind the entrance curtains with a cocky grin across his face. While he paces down with arrogance, the fans begin a "Kent Sucks" cheer that evolves all around)

Joey: This should be one great match-up. The always so cocky Kent Carthrage will go one-on-one against SiN!

Jim: I don’t know if Kent knows this, but this wont be no "walk in the park" so to speak. SiN is one hell of a player here in the DRWF!

(Kent walks up the steel steps onto the outside ring apron. Kent then walks through the ropes into the ring where he looks at the entrance area for SiN)

Joey: It’s show-time folks!

(Kent’s music quickly cuts off, followed by the arena lights fading out. Suddenly a large burning cross appears on the DRWF Titan-Tron. Suddenly a line of fire shoots from the entrance area into the air, causing "Firemass" by Danzig to hit on the speakers)

Beth Smith: His opponent, he weighs in at an even 255 pounds… SiN!

(All of a sudden the camera catches SiN jumping over the safety railing and sliding into the ring. When Kent turns around he gets superkicked in his throat, causing him to fall on his hands and knees)

Jim: Damn good superkick by SiN. Now Kent goes down to his hands and knees!

(With Kent still down on his hands and knees, SiN goes for an attack but Kent pulls SiN’s right leg from under him, causing SiN to fall back on the mat back first. SiN then quickly jumps to his feet and runs towards the ropes, when he comes back Kent jumps from his knees, nailing SiN with a closeline)

Joey: Kent almost took SiN’s head off with that shot!

Jim: SiN’s now out, that move just knocked the hell out of him. Now Kent sees an opening and takes it!

(Kent then sees SiN out on his back from the shot. Kent walks over to SiN and applies a headlock)

Joey: Kent going oldschool a bit, locking in a headlock to take SiN down. Looks like SiN’s almost out of it!

(SiN is laying on his right side while Kent still has the headlock applied. SiN then works up the strength to get to his feet. SiN then picks up Kent of a belly-to-belly suplex, but Kent backflips and lands on his feet. When SiN turns around Kent tries to kick SiN is his gut, but his foot is caught. SiN then whips Kent around. When Kent turns around, he’s met with a hard knee to his face)

Joey: Kent’s head just snapped back there a minute!

Jim: SiN should now take an advantage while Kent’s stunned.

(With Kent still to his feet a little stunned, SiN runs towards the ropes, bounces off, and his a spinwheel kick to Kent, causing Kent to fall on his back in the middle of the ring. SiN then moves to Kent’s upper body, picks Kent up to a sitting position, and SiN applies a dragon sleeper to Kent)

Jim: More of an wrestling match here with these two.

Joey: SiN applying some pressure with that dragon sleeper.

(Somehow Kent gets to his feet and picks SiN up over his shoulder. Kent then positions SiN, and lunges forward and hits a perfect tombstone piledriver in the middle of the ring. SiN and Kent then appear out as they are both down on the mat)

Jim: That tombstone took some out of Kent too.

Joey: Wait, look!

(Using the ropes, both SiN and Kent get to their feet. SiN charges and hits a shoulder block, which causes Kent to take a step back. SiN then kicks Kent, causing him to bend over forward. SiN then turns around, he then reaches back and hooks the arms)

Jim: Looks like The Redeemer!

Joey: If SiN hits this, it’ll be all over!

(Kent uses his power and flips SiN over, causing him to land on his face. SiN then slowly gets to his feet holding his mouth. Kent runs towards the ropes, bounces off, and nails a perfect boot, which knocks SiN right out)

Jim: That’s over, it should be it!

(Kent makes a cover)

Joey: One… Two, no, kickout by SiN!

(As Kent is about to run towards the ropes, SiN grabs his right foot and pulls it. Kent then falls forward, crashing face-first on the mat. SiN then goes over to Kent’s legs, and applies an boston crab in the middle of the ring)

Jim: Boston crab by SiN, will Kent tap out?!

(Kent somehow uses his strength and he muscles out of the boston crab. SiN then runs towards Kent, but kent kicks SiN in the gut. Kent then raises his right arm high in the air, and he hits SiN in the neck/head area with a strong forearm, causing SiN to fall face-first on the mat. Kent then makes a cover)

Joey: One…Two…Three. Kent wins!

(From her spot outside, Beth Smith announces the winner)

Beth Smith: The winner of this match…Kent Carthrage!

(Suddenly the lights turn out. On the DRWF Titan-Tron the words "The Next Evolution" flash in bloody text, with SiN’s music blasting in the background. When the lights come on, SiN’s gone. Kent then looks around with a confused look on his face)

Joey: Where the hell did SiN go?!

Jim: Who knows Joey, he could…what the hell?!

(Out-of-nowhere Myzery comes into the ring and attacks Kent. Suddenly both Kent and Myzery begin a trading-off fist fight)

Jim: LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER BARN-BURNER!

(Before anything serious could happen, officials run down from the backstage area into the ring breaking the fight up. When they are held back, the two just give each other the stare)

Joey: What a fight! Folks, we’ll be right back!