Maimum Piece of Freakin' Crap

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Expected deadline: September {ninetynine}
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Well this is the beginning of our latest issue of Maximum Piece of Freaking Crap(oh yeah if you came to find out why we would steal Reznor's toilet seat, we have not gotten to that part yet sorry!).

CONTENTS
Interviews:
Nailing the Fanatic by Zerya.....pg 1
Dumbass's Get Away Journal by Dumbass the Turtle.....pg 2

Departments:
Crappy Letters by YOU!.....pg 3
Warped Minds Art by YOU!.....pg 5
Anarchy Ads.....pg 6

As you can tell our magazine is far from complete. There will be more later...but for now here is our staff!

Maximum Sht Staff

Editor/Publisher
Lilith(SATAN's EX-Wife)

Correspondents
Zerya
Dumbass the Turtle
Sierna Blackrosse
Abby Normhal

Contributing Photographers
Nora Morganite

Website Design
Dumbass the Turtle
Zerya

Layout & Design
Myssa Venock
Ivanna Tenkel

Advertising & Production
Rave Zirconia

Publicity
Susan Piper

Legal Crap
Rachelle Motgomery

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THE LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Remember kids this website and most anything contained therein is based on fictional happenings and characters, excluding of course Trent Reznor who never heard of nor endorsed this website or magazine! And a big THANX to: Dumbass the Turtle, Zerya, Sierna Blackrosse, Karina Firelily, and Chommper Beaver who kindly lent there names to our story. Thank you for enjoying our sick, morally wrong, disturbing form of entertainment!