The morning of Turtle's big day I arrive at the Booger Queen in Loveland, where she works. Hidden behind some bushes the crew and her best friend Karaina Firelily waits for the unknowing participant. A few minutes later she exits exhausted from her two hour shift (of taste testing ice cream). The expression on Turtle's face turns into one of unbelieving shock, as her friend runs toward her with cameramen in tow. "What's going on!?" she exclaims, "who are these people?" After clarifying the situation, it finally sinks in, "Holy crap! No way! Damn, this is freakin' rad, dude!"

Turtle and her friend are then whisked away in a Limousine to her impending good fortune. Judging from the memorable drive to The Denver International Airport , this imminent interview should turn out to be thoroughly entertaining. The highlights include the rubber chicken and sunroof incident, the dominatrix Pez dispenser and the driver, and the ever famous squishy gummy bear sex! As for the plane trip, results were harrowing at best, involving a few mile-high club cameramen initiates (this of course was caught on film...) and a stuffed beaver named Chommper Beaver.

Upon arrival at New Orleans International Airport the disorder of bag pick up, combined with the chaotic hodgepodge of getting everybody togther and to the right destinations. I had a chance to converse with Turtle as she reflected on the past 24 hours events. "Dude! This is pretty freakin' rad! I never thought I would be here, just a few miles away from...Wow! A few miles away from Trent Reznor's house! Damn! That's cool!"

The next morning the groggy Turtle emerges from the lair(cheap hotel room) with an ambrosial belch. As they set forth on the expedition , both Firelily and Turtle are entranced in the sights passing by from the emcompassed vehicle (an umkempt and greatly unsanitary limosine, what'd you expect from M^tv ). Pulling up to the Reznor mansion the anticipation increases and Turtle becomes reclusive and panicky. The sudden change of mood emphasizes the noisy hyperventilation imparting from her ashen face. Firelily takes matters in to her own hands and forces Turtle up to the door.

... (To be continued) What will happen to our brave Turtle as she faces one of her greatest fears? Will she be able to pull this interview off? To find out join us later for the next episode of...Nailing the Fanitic!.