 Britney the Skank
This is Britney in her 'bedroom' (read: hotel room/red light special room/Satan shrine/brothel). As you can see, she collects dolls. Doing a bit of sacrificing, are we, Britney? And what about the eyes? She is definitely evil! (as if you didn't already know)! Also a Nazi follower, I see. Perhaps we'll be running in to Brit hanging around street corners (trying desperately to establish a 'clientele,' no doubt) sometime soon. Bitchney Spears - Satan's little slut.
Britney the Scrag
Now look at this display of complete lunacy! What a scam! How much would it have cost to pay all those people to act like fans? I'd wager quite a lot. Nobody would settle for a small reward if they had to stand so close to Britney and *gasp* act like fans! And this is Britney's size before she puts on the corset (and gets a bit of quick liposuction...).
Britney the She-male
Make sure that cod-piece is in place, Brit. Wouldn't want your genitalia to be injured whilst dancing, especially considering its fragility after that sex change. Really, people, don't act as if you didn't know...
Britney and the 'Big Decision'
Oh, look, here is Britney deciding whether to 'spit or swallow' after blowing yet another Jive record label executive. Or is it an interviewer? Who ever really knows, including Brit?
Britney After the 'Big Decision'
Judging by that distasteful facial expression (then again, aren't all her facial expressions distasteful?), I'd say she decided to swallow. Good choice, Britney, I'm sure they'll all love you more now...
Britney the Brat
This is Britney showing her true colours; that is, she is an immature, talentless, spolied little brat! She could, however, just be making another one of those 'big decisions'.
Britney the Druggo
Britney is on marijuana. She may also be on any number of other narcotics. Just look at the picture. 'Nuff said.
Britney the Exotic Dancer
Britney's dancing is hideous, to say the very least, and that's still doing it justice. Which makes one wonder if she really is performing the type of dance she is skilled at (it's obvious she can't perform her dances for shit)... Here is a shot of Britney in her element - as an exotic dancer. She should take up stripping as a profession and give the music world a break!
Britney Asks For It
Well, boys and girls, I'd have to say this one just takes the cake. Here Britney has been captured on film, in her full glory, just begging for a bonk! Tsk tsk tsk, Britney's mother should have taught her to make sure there are no cameras before she pleads for a quickie. Haven't we been told all along that li'l Britty slept her way to the top? Now would you disagree? You better not...
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