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My Oath to you

When you are sad,......I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge against the scum
sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,....... I will laugh at you and
tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much
worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words
to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell
phone and give you directions.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while
you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

This is my oath.......I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?......Because you're my friend. And
the whole reason people have friends is to have
fun and its not too much fun being a shining
beacon all the time.