Abbr. for movies were sayings were taken from
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (MG)
Gremlins 2 (G2)
Phantom Menace (PM)
Zenon (Z)
Simpsons (S)
I.M. Weasel (W)
Farside Books (F)
Rocko's Modern Life (R)
Mystery Men (MM)
Robin Hood Men In Tights (RT)
Favorite Sayings by Other People
Oh dear! Bad Zuet, bad, naughty, evil Zuet. She is to be punished. And here at the castle Anthrax there is only one means of being punished. You must tie her down to a bed and Spank her. (A Spanking, A Spanking!) You must Spank her well then you shall do with her what you will, and after you're done Spanking her, you must Spank me! (and me and me). Yes Yes we must all get a good Spanking! (MP)
Yonk! (S)
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiithh a HERRING!!!!!! (MP)
Hold Your Hieny! (W)
Booger Off! (RT)
May the Force Be With You. (PM)
Inky (Z)
Inky Major (Z)
Inky Minor (Z)
You are making my life a living blackhole. (Z)
Henry! we've got poultrygiest! (F)
Eenie Einee Oonee! (F)
Well slap me sideways! (W)
Sniff the Foot! (R)
Shave the weasel! (R)
I have a bad feeling about this! (PM)
Gotta have a pee! (EWAN MCGREGOR)
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge. (PM)
May the forks be with us! (MM)
Neeee! (MP)
I am, and this is my assistant Patsie! (MP)
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? (MP)
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberry! (MP)
ABCDJKEE! (G2)
Favorite Sayings By Us
What in the name of Eastern Kentucky...
Well socks in the rain to you too!
Bodly go where no fly has gone before.
Is your fly afraid of heights?
Slap my butt and count to 20!
Never spank a monkey under and umbrella without parental supervision.
More Previous Sayings
By the By...
Cats are not water resistant.
Who died and left you the crown?
I'm the king AND queen of...
OH THE AGONY!!! ooohhhh the agony...
If a red and white object comes down your chimney on the 4th of July, run like the dickens cause THAT'S NOT SANTA!!!
Your Grandma is someone you really should like, cause she bought you a trainset and a bright shiny bike, but latley she hasn't been showin' up at dinner, and the last time you saw here she looked a lot thinner. Your parents said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will to.
38 38 Goinnnnn Up! 38383838383838383838383838!
My bum is on the rail, my bum is on the rail, it's fun to have your bum on a rail!
Yum yum bubble gum, stick it up your bum bum, when it's brown take it out, YUM YUM bubble gum!
Indub!
Smashing!
Dear chap, I say would you be so kind to direct me to your twinkies?
Blarp!
Turn me sideways and examine my bottom.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porish is he? (Spongebob Squarepants) If Nautical Nonsense be something you wish, (Spongebob Squarepants) then Drop On The Deck AND FLOP LIKE A FISH! ( Spongebob Squarepants) Ready????? Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, SPONGEBOOOOOBBBB SQUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEPPPPPPAAAAAAAANTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
