Abernathy 1. An exclamation used to break the ice (Best if used in conjunction with pertinany.)
ARG! 1. Expressing frustration. 2. Expressing annoyance. 3. Expressing boredom.
Asian Flu 1. Mysterious vomiting during the night.
Awww Dude! 1. Oh, man! (Usually said when embarrassed, in exasperation, or frustration.
Bang 1. To have sex. (Ex. We banged) 2. To want to have sex with someone or think someone is damn sexy. (Ex. Bang, Bang, Bang!!!)
Biya 1. Bitch.
Burnt! 1. An exclamation when someone talks a lot of shit and you have nothing else to say. 2. That's fucked up!
Butt-hurt 1. How you feel when you are upset.
Captain, there's nothing here! 1. An exclamation for women to use prior to banging. (But only in your head, never SAY it!)
Confuddled 1. Confused.
Confunction 1. When you are a) fucked up or b) simply confused and are on a mission without knowing why. (Ex. You are drunk and you lose your lighter. Over the course of the evening you are aware that you are looking for something, yet you can't quite remember what. At the moment you realize that you have no clue what you are doing, you would exlaim, "Confunction!") 2. When you lose your train of thought.
Cow 1. A leather jacket.
Damn 1. Really? 2. Holy shit! 3. Can be used to replace just about any word. 4. The most useful word in the English language.
Damn Skippy! 1. That's fucking right!
Dilly 1. Use instead of someone's name (Ex. What's up, Dilly?)
Eh? 1. Huh?
E-M-B! 1. Emergency, more beer! (Ex. When a group of people are drinking beer and someone begins to a) doze off or b) runs out of beer, the first person that realizes the tragedy yells "E-M-B!!" to whomever is closest to the beer fridge.
ERNT!!! 1. A word that means anything and everything and nothing all at once. It is most useful if everyone in the room uses it as a chain reaction.
Fathead 1. A moron.
Fiblet 1. A small lie.
Fizzy 1. Feeling sad.
Flagit 1. Someone who does stupid shit.
Flammage 1. A lighter.
Four 1. Anyone I hate. 2. Anyone who has wronged me.
Fuckwitable 1. Slang for fucking around.
Fugly 1. Fucking ugly.
Furblunged 1. Lost. (Use in reference to location. Ex. I turned on the wrong street and realized I was furblunged!)
Furry 1. How you feel when you suddenly realize you are severely fucked up. (Ex. Damn, I'm furry!)
Geeked 1. Extremely overjoyed.
Grinch 1. Anyone who is insanely evil.
Guppy 1. Anyone who is gullible.
Hella_____ 1. Very (Ex. hellacool is very cool.)
Hood rat 1. Sluts in the ghetto.
Hoodie 1. A sweatshirt that zips and has a hood.
Huzzy 1. A slut. 2. A bitch. 3. Can be used between (female) friends and not be insulting. (Ex. Hey, huzzy is the same as saying, "Hey, chick")
Jag 1. A hot boy. 2. Can also be used like yummy. (Ex. He's jaggy!)
Kitty 1. A beautiful woman.
Little Billy Bastard 1. Anything or anyone that pisses you off. (Ex. When your cat digs through the trash, you would exclaim, "You Goddamn Little Billy Bastard!!")
Marbelized 1. The epitome of traumatization.
Marinate 1. To hang out; sit around doing nothing.
Monkey Ass 1. An imbecile. 2. A freak (Not an insult)
Ninny 1. Short for nincompoop, an idiot.
Nu-nu's 1. Balls.
Paco 1. Something to scream once in a while for no reason. 2. A name for any animate or inanimate object.
Pamp 1. Punk ass mother phucker.
Pancho 1. That guy in Don Quixote. 2. Something to wear when it rains. 3. Someone who mooches.
Pertinany 1. See abernathy.
Phreaktified 1. Excited.
Pink Jafirml 1. Anyone who REALLY sucks.
Po-Po 1. The police.
Prego 1. Pregnant.
Ralph 1. Vomit.
Scabiddy 1. A series of small scabs from one large injury or wound. (Ex. When you get a tattoo, it will be scabiddy in a few days.)
Slimy 1. Someone who is clingy and annoying. 2. Someone who is physically repulsive. 3. Someone who is disgusting that hits on you.
Spontaneously Combust 1. What happens to you when you try to process too much information.
That is a FACT! 1. A very emphatic yes.
That is NOT the answer 1. That shit just ISN'T right!
The Shit! 1. When a guy (or girl) kicks ass. 2. When someone is sexy.
This is what I'm SAYIN'! 1. When you emphatically agree with what someone else has said.
Tiggery 1. To feel bouncy. 2. To feel happy.
Traumatizing 1. When something fucked up happens to you (Ex. I was traumatized because Trey {a hottie} didn't come over).
Troll 1. A loser (Usually illiterate)
Twit 1. Young girls who are young, dumb, and full of cum.
Vah-moose! 1. Let's go!
Wanna be molested? 1. A pick-up line.
What da dilly YO? 1. What's up?
What the FUCK is really going on here? 1. Use when confuddled. 2. Replaces confunction when you actually want an answer from someone.
Who Dat? 1. Use instead of hello when answering the phone.
Yaya 1. Yes, yeah, etc.
You look like Shamu at a wedding! 1. What to say to fat girls biya's who wear tight, white clothes.
Yummy 1. Someone who is sexy. (Ex. Damn! He is yummy!)
