THEIVIN' BASTARDS (February 11, 2003)

Well, this has been a tough year for me. I guess the worst thing that has happened was about a month ago. Maybe the story needs to go back further than that though... In August I purchased a 1999 Acura Integra. Bright red, perfect condition, got a great deal. Had the car for less than three months when it was stolen from in front of my house. The police recovered it a few days later, and the jerks that took it stripped the car (it had a leather interior) and my insurance company totalled it. I really can't stand people that steal instead of work for a living... The worst part is that the car I got to replace it isn't nearly as good. I wish these people would burn in hell. Lucky for them, the police don't investigate car theft unless they actually catch someone in the act or in possession of the car or goods. Assholes.

STUPIDITY RUNS AMUCK (February 20, 2002)

I have a problem. The stupid and ignorant are taking over the world. You might not notice it, but if you look hard enough, you will understand what I am saying. A few examples:

BUSINESSES THAT TRULY SUCK (March 29, 2001)

Basically there are two companies that I wish would get closed down by the Better Business Buereau. First, Mike's Automotive in Round Rock, Texas. I drive a truck, and I wanted to get the belt changed. The owner of the shop told me that it would cost 45 dollars. Score!! That was cheap! So I made an appointment to bring my truck in at 8 A.M. the following Monday. No problem... I would be about ten minutes late for work. No big deal. So I get there at 8. No one there. Hmmmm... 8:15 goes by, so does 8:30. By now I am a little pissed. FINALLY, the first mechanic shows up at 8:50. Does he apologize for making me wait? No. And if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to pick up my truck that afternoon (after being an hour late to work), the owner had the nerve to charge me 70 dollars for the work done! What a prick! And then when I said I was not satisfied with the price after having to wait and all that, he said, if it makes you feel better, the guy who was supposed to be here at 8 got yelled at. No that doesn't make me feel better. I will never go there again. No wonder they are a hole in the wall body shop. Second is Cingular Wireless. I have had the displeasure of having a cell phone through at least 4 other carriers, and I have to say that Cingular has the WORST customer service I have ever encountered. They screw up my bill EVERY month. Even though I have free long distance, I get charged for it every month. So what's the big deal? I mean, I could just call them and get it fixed, no problem, right? Sha right! OK, so when you call their "customer service" line, you go through automated options, like any other company. BUT!!!! You better plan on having at least an hour for the call, because that has been my average wait to talk to someone. I am not kidding! And if the wait isn't bad enough, they play what I have called "The Cingular Jingle" over and over and over and over and over. Now, if you are going to put a customer, who PAYS FOR SERVICE on hold for a ridiculous length of time, couldn't you at least do a VARIETY of elevator music? And if THAT isn't bad enough, the people who work at this "customer service" are morons!!! Most of the time I have to call back the next day because some bimbo misinformed me about something. If it weren't for that evil contract, I would have told them to fuck off a long time ago.

PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GET OVER RELATIONSHIP DRAMA (December 21, 2000)

My best friend in the whole world recently divorced her husband and took primary custody of their daughter. There are good reasons for this. For one, her ex was a selfish bastard that paid no attention to either her or her daughter. Secondly, he hired a lawyer to demand partial custody of their daughter, when he never spent any time with her when he had the opportunity. My friend is an excellent mother and supports her daughter both emotionally and financially. The ex is a worthless piece of shit that smokes pot and is more interested in buying his new fling a diamond necklace than sending money to support his daughter. People like this should not be allowed to have any claims on their children, blood related or not. I hope that you (and notice how I don't have to name names, you know who you are) can live with the decision that you have made to be an absentee father and remember that although your daughter will technically be a part of your life forever, she will never respect you for the choices that you have made.

IGNORANT PREJUDICED ASSHOLES (June 14, 2000)

Today I began to receive instant messages via collegeclub with a neanderthal by the name of sessna1. He proceeded to tell me that I was a vampire and gross because I have piercings and tattoos. I almost feel sorry for the ignoramous. He must have an extremely pathetic life if he surfs the internet looking for people to talk shit to. He also stated that my web page was a silent cry for help (because obviously I need to kill myself because I am a vampire? I didn't really understand that). I will reply simply by stating that my web page is somewhere I vent my opinions and ideas, and if you don't like it, get the fuck out. It wasn't designed for you anyway. Obviously people like sessna1 (I'm sure you can e-mail him at sessna1@collegeclub.com) are frightened to experience real life. My life is real, and I don't hate it. I am very glad that I'm not an inbred loser.

SKANKY SLUTS NAMED STACY (June 5, 2000)

This is the most direct bitching that has yet to have been added to this page. In fact, it is directed to one skanky slut in particular, STACY VALLEJOS. Since you are obviously obsessed with the fact that Tony and I hooked up last summer, let me say this. I really feel sorry for you. I can't actually believe that you are so pathetic that a year after the fact you are trying to threaten me. Let me simply say that your pitiful attempts at scaring me are pretty fucking lame. GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING SKANK!!! Let me reiterate by stating that I don't put up with people's bullshit, much less YOUR bullshit. Unlike you, I am well-educated, stable, and have a good job. I don't have a kid. At least I know how to be responsible, so don't come to MY page and talk shit about ME. Bitch.

WORK ETHICS (December 22, 1999)

Maybe I was just raised with good work ethics, and most people aren't. No, wait, that is total and complete bullshit. I work for a company that has NO backbone. There is a girl that is technically still employed even though she hasn't shown up since before Thanksgiving. I mean, they won't fire her because she is African-American and they think that she will file a lawsuit if she gets fired. Fuck that! She is a loser, and it has NOTHING to do with her skin color. We also had another employee that quit after two weeks because he said that our female boss discriminated against him because he was a male. What is this world coming to?!? What really pisses me off is that our company is going to pay him for the rest of the pay period (20 hours he didn't work) for having to put up with a hostile work environment. Even though he abandoned his job, they are going to give him a raise and move him to another location. Fuck that! Why should I have to work for my money, when other people get away with fucking around and getting paid for it. I have decided that most people in the world suck. And for anyone out there that actually reads my petty bitchings, I don't discriminate, I hate everyone.

ALCOHOLICS (November 3, 1999)

I have come to the conclusion that just about everyone I know has a severe drinking problem. Now, I myself drink a lot of alcohol, and I find nothing wrong with going out and having a good time. However, I think that some people just don't know when to quit. For example, if you are puking drunk, or black out and can't remember what happened the night before, I don't think that it is at ALL wise to wake up the next morning and start drinking. Some of my friends are to this point, and frankly, it is a little disturbing. When you begin to disrespect your roommates and friends because you are too trashed to realize what the fuck is really going on around here, it is time to evaluate what you're doing, and make a change for the better. QUIT DRINKING SO DAMN MUCH! DAMN!

BACKSTABBING BASTARDS (September 24, 1999)

This one is short, sweet, and to the point. Men are evil. Especially ones that you have ever had relations with. For example, there was a guy that I was seeing for about a month. During this time, I realized that I didn't want to "be" with him, and just wanted to be friends. I know that is something traumatizing for a male to hear, but it was true. Well, after the dude got rejected, not only did he try to have one of his little friends jump me, but still tried to get me back. One night we were both drunk and he was kissing me and stuff, and I was telling him that there wasn't anything between us anymore and that he should leave me alone. After many failed attempts of getting the guy off me, my friend Scott came over and got the guy off me. Scott was pretty trashed too, and beat the guy's ass for not leaving me alone. After I passed out that night, he went back to the guy's apartment and proceeded to do more damage. The end result? Pretty much everyone that I used to party with hates me and thinks that I planned all this, just because I am an evil person or something. FUCK THAT!!! I am not even like that. Now no one wants to party with me or hang out with me. But you know what?!? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! Obviously, they weren't my true friends. Backstabbing bastards. Fuck guys and their bruised egos. They need to grow up!

STUPID COPS (AGAIN) (September 17, 1999)

I haven't gotten pulled over in years. That is because I used to be a really terrible driver, and I finally decided I didn't want to lose my license. Anyway, I was driving home last night, when I saw a cop driving the opposite way down the street. Nothing new, it happens all the time. What doesn't happen all the time is that I got pulled over. Believe it or not, the police officer actually flipped a bitch to pull me over for not using my turn signal. Now, I am all for law enforcement, but shit! That seems a little stupid to me. So after the police officer asked me if my turn signal worked (of course it did), he said he would let me go with a warning. How kind of him. He then proceeded to give me a seat belt ticket. Once again, law enforcement is a wonderful thing, but shouldn't they be out getting the people who are actually causing trouble? Apparently not. My opinion of police officers and their procedures is NOT improving over time.

DUMMIES ON THE ROAD (May 24, 1999)

Over the last five years I have heard many criticisms about how I drive. Mostly complaints about how I drive too fast or I tailgate. But I must say that I at least UNDERSTAND what traffic lights and signs mean. I was only driving for about 10 minutes today, yet I almost got into two car accidents. Why? Well, the first time, a woman driving a Jeep Cherokee was apprarently confused about what red and green mean. She was stopped when the light was green, yet when the light changed, she decided to drive. DUMB ASS!!!!! The second crisis was when I was leaving class today. I had NO sign. Just straight road. A lane that merges into my lane DID have a YIELD. Say it with me, "YIELD." If you don't know what it means, LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY!!! When you are driving and you see a yield sign, it does NOT mean that you continue driving as if there was nothing there. It means you do NOT have the right of way. Is it really THAT easy for people to get a driver's license these days?!?!? What a scary thought!

ROSIE O'DONNELL & COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL (May 5, 1999)

With the recent events that have occurred at Columbine High School, there has been a lot of speculation as to what could cause these children to act in such a violent manner. I heard this morning on Howard Stern that Rosie O'Donnell blames rival talk show host Jerry Springer. That is about the jist of the information that I obtained... and all I really have to say is "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" I mean, how can people SERIOUSLY believe that Springer is any more violent than the nightly news? I also agree with a statement made by Stern. If Rosie O'Donnell was really against ALL guns, why would she do commercials for K-Mart? I mean, K-Mart sells guns. I guess my point is that I don't understand how she could take money from a company that does things she doesn't believe in. I don't think that ANY aspect of the media had anything to do with the actions of the two kids. My opinion on the whole situation is that it was totally FUCKED UP! I went to high school in that school district, and it saddens me to think that outsiders would feel they had to kill their peers in order to get their point across. I was never "popular," and yet the thought of a bloody massacre on my school never occurred to me. One of the things that I worry about is that their parents claim they really DID NOT know what they were up to. If that is the case, I guess I am concerned about their lack of interest in the lives of their children. My sympathies to all...

FASHION POLICE (April 23, 1999)

This is just something that I have felt there has been a great need for. I mean, there are so many people walking around this country like they have their head up their ass and don't realize that fads come and go. Not that I am vain, conceited or consider myself to be an expert on the topic, but I truly feel that people should dress to express themselves. If they have to walk around expressing themselves like they want to be vomited on, then so be it. But in the extreme cases where the fashion negligent cannot seem to realize that their total and complete lack of coordination is offensive, there should be someone that has the right to step in and take immediate action. There are already so called fashion police in schools (dress codes), so why can't such a concept be introduced on society as a whole?

HAIR DYE (April 18, 1999)

The fault of this traumatizing event lies solely with Dan. Last night I innocently went to a friends' house to drink. Let me emphasize INNOCENTLY! Anyway, we were watching movies and drinking tequilla, when we started discussing hair dye. I think the tequilla made the decision for me to chunk my hair. A new product out on the market claims you can add fire engine red streaks in your hair. I was damn impressed. So, we went to the store, bought it, and tried it out. LET'S JUST SAY I DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT!!!!! First, I had to wear a plastic bonnet. That in itself really sucked. Then, I had to sit for 60 minutes with the pre-chunking shit on. THEN, I had to put the actual chunking color on. Approximately 10 minutes before I am supposed to rinse out my hair, Dan calls me. He will not let me call him back, pressuring me into staying on the phone. The end result???? TRAGEDY!!! My hair ended up turning this really bizarre shade of pink. The worst part? It wasn't UNIFORMLY pink. Some of it was really dark, almost red. Some kind of a bizarre shade of purple. And the back of it was still blond. However, by the time my hair was actually done, I had already had 10 shots of tequilla. I didn't realize how serious the problem was. Then I went home and passed out. I woke up this morning and almost died. I decided the circumstance could easily be turned around, so I went to the store and bought more dye. By this point in time, you might be thinking that I am a complete idiot, and I might be inclined to agree. ANYWAY, to cut a long story short, this dye fucking sucked too. The box said light brown. My hair is NOT light brown. Some of it is black, some of it is kind of grayish, some kind of purple, some kind of green. Overall, it is HORRIBLE!!!! I blame Dan for the entire mishap. Now I need YOUR help. E-mail me with any suggestions as to how this crisis can be resolved. DAMN HAIR DYE!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE!!Let's just say that as of today (April 19, 1999), the situation is much worse. Hair trauma!! I cut it, and now it is Evil.

THE ONE FUCKING TIME (April 16, 1999)

This one is extremely bitter. Part of the reason for that is the time that I am writing it. It is about 1:50 a.m. Normally, I would be asleep right now. In fact, I would LOVE to be asleep right now. However, I have a problem. Mainly, that for the first fucking time in my life, I have locked my keys in the car. Now, for the reasons why this totally FUCKING PISSING ME OFF! First of all, the time of course. Second, the weather (it being damn cold outside). Third, the fact that my house keys are locked in the car with my car keys. Fourth, the fact that I don't a) have a spare house key b) the closest spare key to my vehicle is with my parents an hour away! Finally, the fact that the one fucking time that I lock myself out of my car (which happens to be a car where that is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to do), I have NOWHERE TO FUCKING GO at this time of night! I also have NO cigarettes, NO checkbook (also in the car), and a final to take at 9 a.m. Violence you might be asking? WHY YES!!!!!

PEOPLE ON THE NET (April 15, 1999)

All righty. This is something that I have mixed opinions about. On one hand, I applaud communicating with people via e-mail. I mean, what's the harm in it? However, I do have a problem with a few aspects of it. One main thing is that when you are communicating with someone that is nearby, why not meet them? I don't mind making friends over the net, but come on people! I think that once you have established a decent relationship, phone numbers are a must. Not to say that you should talk to someone on one occassion and then meet alone with them at an aparment or something. THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID! But still. There are quite a few individuals that I know only by what they tell me over the net. Being an attractive single woman, I am always interested in talking with guys on the phone, going to clubs, partying, etc. HEY GUYS! If you live in the Greeley / Denver / Ft.Collins / Boulder area, send me e-mail. Who knows???

GENERAL EDUCATION IN UNIVERSITIES (April 14, 1999)

I am one of those people that can find problems with everything. I have been especially pissed off lately. Why? You might (or might not) be wondering. Well, I think that the my university SUCKS! The biggest problem that I see is the fucked up general education requirement bullshit. Don't tell me you haven't noticed. Well, here at our lovely school, the administrators have decided it is worth our time to re-take the same courses that we took in high school. WHAT THE FUCK???? I mean, how is that supposed to help us? My belief is that the schools just want to rob us of our hard-earned money. Well, FUCK THAT!

POLICE OFFICERS (April 14, 1999)