Choose a wish, find a dream
Pick a wishing star
Let your hopes and spirits soar
High and free and far.
Reach for the unreachable
Stretch to touch the sky
Know no dream you treasure
Is too far away or high.
Believe in the impossible
Then work and try and do
For only those who dare to dream
Can make a dream come true! ~*~
Author: Unknown
Job Posting
MOM
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. ~*~
RESPONSIBILITIES:
Must provide on-the-site training in basic life skills, such as nose blowing. ***
Must have strong skills in negotiating, conflict resolution and crisis management. Ability to suture flesh wounds a plus. ***
Must be able to think out of the box but not lose track of the box, because you most likely will need it for a school project. ***
Must reconcile petty cash disbursements and be proficient in managing budgets and resources fairly, unless you want to hear, "He got more than me!" for the rest of your life. ***
Also, must be able to drive motor vehicles safely under loud and adverse conditions while simultaneously practicing above mentioned skills in conflict resolution. ***
Must be able to choose your battles and stick to your guns. ***
Must be able to withstand criticism, such as "You don't know anything." ***
Must be willing to be hated at least temporarily, until someone needs $5 to go skating. ***
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. ***
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. ***
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as a small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. ***
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. ***
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. ***
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. ***
Must handle assembly and product safety testing half million cheap, plastic toys and battery operated devices. ***
Also, must have a highly energetic entrepreneurial spirit, because fund-raiser will be your middle name. ***
Must have a diverse knowledge base, so as to answer questions such as "What makes the wind move?" or "Why can't they just go in and shoot Salaam Hussein?" on the fly. ***
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. ***
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. ***
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. ***
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT
and PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. ***
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required, unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. ***
WAGES & COMPENSATION:
You pay them, offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. ***
BENEFITS PACKAGE:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered, job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
Author: Unknown ***
"What Is A Mother"
It takes a Mother's Love
to make a house a home,
A place to be remembered,
no matter where we roam. ***
It takes a Mother's Patience,
to bring a child up right,
And her Courage and her Cheerfulness
to make a dark day bright. ***
It takes a Mother's Thoughtfulness
to mend the heart's deep "hurts,"
And her Skill and her Endurance
to mend little socks and shirts. ***
It takes a Mother's Kindness
to forgive us when we err,
To sympathize in trouble
and bow her head in prayer. ***
It takes a Mother's Wisdom
to recognize our needs
And to give us reassurance
by her loving words and deeds. ***
It takes a Mother's Endless Faith,
her Confidence and Trust
To guide us through the pitfalls
of selfishness and lust. ***
And that is why in all this world
there could not be another
Who could fulfill God's purpose
as completely as a MOTHER! ***
~ Helen Steiner Rice ~
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