The following site contains information that is entended for Geeks only!!! If you are not a geek or would be offended by Geek orientated material, click here (because you obviously have no sense of humor, so you need to go here until you find your sense of humor!!!!)

If you are currently trying to become a geek, click here, and "your journey to the dark side will be complete"

If you are a geek, do not find viewing geekish stuff to be offensive, and wish to enter, (or anyone else who would like to enter) COME ON IN!!!!!

editors note: This site is a parody, so don't take it to seriously!!!!!