With Guy Grant


Hello Marks! Tricky Vickie couldn't make it for the rumors this week and Boss Gottfried wanted this column done so he called on the ONLY true reporter to get it done. So sit back in your chairs and continue to get fat cause I'm in control this week!

Another Shockwave is done and the only thing I can say is how can Mr. Gottfried let wrestlers run the show like this? Attacks left and right. Wrestlers making their own stips for matches. And ... who let damn Zieba in the door? He comes in and everything starts going crazy! Note to Mr. Gottfried. Shape up and ship Zieba out!

Now I'm not a fan of Manifest Destiny, but I have to admit they have a perfect reason to be upset. When Zieba was running the show he found reason to screw over Manifest Destiny again and again and eventually chased them out of the federation, but now they're back and they're causing Hell once again. Granted I can't understand why they would wanna go against Mr. Gottfried, but you have to respect their being on their own and DTA attitude. Not only are they skilled in the profession of butt kicking, but they've got a history of gold to back that claim up. I see a great future for Manifest Destiny once again.

Will someone answer me somehting? How did Inferno, a man who was retired by Zero, get back into the thick of things? It was obvious that Chris Lehew had his match in hand and was moments away from his first title in the SSN, but now here comes Inferno and he's got to be a monkey wrench in this problem? He's washed up and Zero is ate up. I hope Lehew gets a second change and can secure the title. I'm hearing that he might have that chance at Black Ice because of Inferno's actions and I hope he gets it once more.

People might talk bad about him, but you have to applaude Waz Up for standing up for what he wanted. He laid it all on the line to help others out, but in the end got screwed when The Dark Carnival pulled a fast one on SSN and sent in one Gabrile Poe. Ha ha the joke is over Apocalypse and you got another inferno match win for yourself, but you better watch out cause I'm hearing that management is very unhappy with you guys and, after Black Ice, you might've seen your last days in your precious EWI!

Black Ice in Denver, Colorado. People enjoy coming out for the big shows and this one won't hold anything back. I've been hearing that people are tearing down the door to get back into the federation. That's right you read it here first, but the question is ... who are they? I hear a ceratin tag team wants back in the worst possible way.

After seeing the double cross The Dark Carnival pulled Mr. Gottfried got an idea and made some matches for Heatwave in Salt Lake City now dubbed Salt in the Wound. Now everyone knows who will be wrestling on the card, but what they don't know is that Mr. Gottfried has picked certain matches to be, and get this, CAREER MATCHES! Apparently Waz Up's idea has rubbed off on the boss and if he feels wrestlers have had a bad showing at the show then they will be fired on the spot. So basically who is going to win the lottery and ... who is going to lose?

Oh and don't get me started on what The Inner Circle did to poor Eddy Love. Our Extreme World Champion did NOT deserve to be punished the way he did. Now Hellfighter I can understand cause he asked for it, but Eddy? What has Eddy ever done that was bad? He's a good man and those evil trio .. well you know! From what I understand Mr. Gottfried was not pleased with what they did and he will have a offer they CAN'T refuse in Salt Lake City!

On a final note, and this goes out to all the EWI hold ups ... Zieba is back for only Gemini so get over it! do you think he's back to save this federation from the SSN? HOW? He lost everything to Gottfried and he might've made loopholes for King of hte Cage and stuff like that, but there is no way he'll get his baby back. So quit calling the home office cause we're gonna hang up on you!!!

That's all you peons deserve this week so go and read some other dirt sheet cause I'm done here!

Your Hero - Guy Grant

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