
{As the scene opens up the camera picks up on the backstage area moments prior to the opening of GXW’s X-perience. With wrestlers, backstage hands, and officials walking around making sure that everything is set for the show, few only notice that something isn’t right. With the camera panning left the lens picks up on ‘Risqué’ Roseanne Fairhurst and ‘Good God’ Kevin Powers, notorious members of The Dark Carnival, arguing over some form of business.}
RF: I’m telling you don’t do it.
KP: Look Rose it’s something I gotta do and nobody is going to change my mind.
RF: Zieba is going to be pissed if you go out there and start talking about them.
KP: Zieba will get pissed? And this would be a change from … what?
RF: (takes a deep breath and lets it out with frustration) You KNOW what I mean.
KP: If he has a problem with it then I’m sure he’ll go out of his way to find me, but until that time comes up I’ve got some business to conduct. Now you can either come out there with me your you can stay in the back.
RF: Apocalypse and Miso isn’t here yet and SOMEONE has to make sure you don’t get in too much trouble.
KP: (puts his arm around here and gives her a quick hug) Thanks girl I knew I could count on you.
RF: Let’s just get this over and done with.
{The cameras pan the crowd as fans cheer and wave their signs. A graphic appears on the screen telling us that we're live from the Cow Palace in Daly City, California. Fade to ringside where Jason Grant and Garrett McFarland sit at the announce table.}
Jason Grant: Welcome to X-perience! Welcome to The ARCO Arena! We're here in Sacramento, California and tonight's show should be a good as one mortal enemies …
{Suddenly ‘Let’s Go All The Way’ – Insane Clown Posse starts up as Powers and Fairhurst make their way to the back and walk straight to the ring without giving acknowledgement to the fans. Once in the ring Powers screams demanding a microphone.}
JG v/o: What’s Powers doing out here right now? Is this supposed to happen?
Garrett McFarland v/o: (looking at his notes) I don’t see him scheduled to come out here, but the man looks irate!
KP: In case anyone is wondering I’m not out here to talk about Global X-treme Wrestling because I’ve got no problems with the way this federation is run, but … I’ve got some problems and they need to be addressed RIGHT NOW!
Normally it’s not proper to talk about another federation within a federation, but there is one wrestling organization out there that tends to get under my LAST nerve again, and again, and OH GOOD GOD again!
Recently Gabriel Poe and myself were involved in a Pay Per View for Superior Championship Wrestling called Anarchy. At that show we proved to the world that TDC would not be taken lightly and we did this in the form of a Hell in the Cell, Loser Leaves wrestling match going against the likes of Casper Cais and Austin Canon. In what had to be one of the most BRUTAL matches I’ve ever been in, I seen my partner, The Apocalypse, SEVENTH SEAL Canon through the top of the cage onto the canvas!
The SCW fans went wild and that, to me, proved to be the highlight of the show, but apparently that isn’t the case to the bookers in the back. We proved that we could beat anyone at any given time, but instead of giving us matches that we deserve they continue to book us in some crap ass no DQ matches against some God forsaken talent slackers!
If it was Codine, Strider, Stevens, or other top quality performers them maybe, JUST MAYBE I would understand, but Slade? WHO IN THE NAME OF GOD IS SLADE? Slade is some no-talent hack who recently waltzed into SCW and had his first match against Trent Rikter and LOST! So, to add to my punishment, they’ve booked him to face me, The Double G KP, in … THE OPENING MATCH!
JG v/o: Sounds like his ego is taking over.
GM v/o: Shaddup you the man is having a moment and it’s one he deserves.
KP: Well it’s nice to know that the figureheads in the back think so highly of The Dark Carnival … scum suckin’ SOB’s! If that’s the they way they want it then so be it cause the SCW has just been handed their notice of destruction! If they wanna books us in matches against low card pukes then so be it. We’ll break their freakin’ backs and they’ll never have to worry about sending them paychecks again. After that we’ll move to the mid-card slackasses and, how would Poe put it … oh yes, break their mind, body, spirits, and souls all at once. And then, oh and there is a then, after the mid-carders get whacked out of SCW we’ll move to the so-called top performers in the federation. And then, after all is said and bodies are done for, we’ll take those precious belts that we use to not care for, and claim Superior Championship Wrestling … OURS!
And Slade, old buddy, I guess the mission starts with you. Looks like someone in the back doesn’t care for you one bit cause they pitted you against someone they’ve managed to piss off for the final time! And it’s a no DQ match? Oh Hell son … welcome to my neck of the woods!
I would come out and say ask someone this and ask someone that about how much I enjoy some no DQ matches, but CERTAIN PEOPLE would just say some noise that I just don’t wanna hear. So speak your noise Slade and do your best to back it up cause Poe and I … we don’t give a RAT’S ASS ANYMORE! Oh, and Slade, the only people you have to blame for the ass whippin you’re about to receive is the all mighty bitches in the back of SCW. They sent you to your funeral. Oh, and another Go …
{With the microphone suddenly cutting off, ‘Take a Look Around’ – Limp Bizkit starts up as GXW Co-Owner Erik Zieba comes walking out.}
EZ: Cut his mic! Cut his DAMN MIC! Send this show into commercial NOW!
{During the commercial break, a camera is still rolling in the back as Zieba is basically yelling at Powers for his recent stunt.}
EZ: What were you thinking out there! You know it’s not right to mention another federation IN a federation or did you forget about ratings?
KP: Look Z, I’m not sorry I did that cause the damn thing has been on my mind since I found out about the booking.
EZ: So you decided that it would be cool to let off your steam in MY federation?
KP: I thought anything goes in GXW!
EZ: Normally yes, but stuff like what you did? Not gonna happen. Can you do me one favor nextime you get a wild idea like that?
KP: What’s that?
EZ: Go to SCW and take it out on one of their wrestlers. Relieve your frustration that way … okay?
KP: I plan on it … at Showtime!
{Fade Out}
