BS: We're back folks. Well if you have missed everything up to here then shame on ya, but keep this in mind ... the night isn't over yet!
GM: Man I'll say. Hellfighter taking out the St. Louis Calab-O. Ruiner and Angelus together again ....
BS: They weren't even apart!
GM: But man it was so touching.
BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our nex match!
(Kin bounces from one rope to the other, getting loose. Cue Up: Led Zepp “Trampled Under Foot”. Eddy Love followed by Saul E Dastardly and 187 come down the ramp. Love is pointing menacingly at Hiroshi, as 187 follows closely in tow with a large stainless steel suit case. Love enters the ring, tugs on the top rope and sheds his “I Break it, You Bought it” T-Shirt.)
BS: Both men looking very focused, as we have two men here who just recently looked as if they had forged a relationship that would be a long lasting friendship, but now feel they have something to prove against one another.
GM: Politics Brett.
BS: huh?
GM: Politics, that’s what caused this rift between Eddy and Kin. Kin was unable to negotiate a contract with Marcus Gottfried, and Eddy took it as a slap in the face.
BS: Well that may very well be the case, but these politics won’t be settled in the voting booth..... there’s the bell and we’re on.
GM: Collar and elbow tie-up. Love appears to really be trying to press his height and weight advantage, applying lots of downward pressure. Hiroshi, is giving no quarter though as he drops his leg back and uses all his leverage to keep Eddy from gaining an advantage.
BS: Love tries to work his height into a side head lock, but Hiroshi ducks out. Kin flings himself into the ropes for momentum, but Eddy is prepared. Love with a running lariat, but no Hiroshi ducks under.
(Love kicks the bottom rope in disgust. The fans begin chanting “EWI” to celebrate Kin’s early success. As Love implores them to quiet down, the chant changes into an “I quit” chant which sends Love up the turnbuckle screaming at the fans.)
BS: Eddy not appreciating the fans taunts, he really has seemed to lose his focus during this outburst.
GM: You would too, Brett. Eddy never said I Quit, and now that mark is forever next to his name. It really is not fair to fair and square Eddy.
BS: Fair and Square Eddy, HA..... this man has taken more short cuts than Columbus. The ref does have Eddy refocused on the match at least for the time being.
GM: Once again they go collar and elbow tie up. Love backs Hiroshi into the ropes, but he’s unable to gain the advantage. Love tries to slug Hiroshi off the break, but Kin ducks under.
BS: Eddy rolls under the bottom rope. He’s gonna talk this over with Saul.
GM: These fans are starting to get a little testy. These two guys have been going at it for about 5 minutes now, and basically nothing’s happened.
BS: Love’s back in now and he’s challenging Hiroshi to a test of strength.
GM: Hands are locked and chest to chest they go.
BS: No one can gain an advantage and once again the fans are becoming livid..... back to a collar and elbow tie up. This time Kin sneaks behind and tries to ride Eddy down. Love escapes, Irish whip Hiroshi coming off the ropes.... Love leap frogs him, Kin back off the other rope, no he holds the top rope blocking any offense Love had planned.
(The fans have had enough and begin littering the ring with cups and debris.)
BS: I don’t condone behavior like this from the fans, but I feel their pain, we’re almost ten minutes into this thing and absolutely no offense...... and now Eddy Love is calling for a microphone.
GM: Eddy’s gonna give these malcontents a piece of his mind..... he’s not one to tolerate civil outbursts like this.
(Eddy backs Kin off and begins addressing the crowd.)
LOVE: Educated wrestling fans around the world would stand in line and pay top dollar to see two *true* artists schooled in wrestling exchange holds and counter holds like you morons are witnessing. There is not one man in that locker room, in the world, who is a better technical wrestler than these two warriors you idiots are throwing your precious beer at. In any federation that features real wrestling, matches like these are applauded......BUT in EWI Erik Z has you people trained to not be happy if it’s not a gasoline enema match with barbed wire on the insert. Well SSN is changing all that, so you had better learn to enjoy *true* wrestling.
As for Kin Hiroshi vs. Eddy Love..... you people came to see Kin get what he deserves and if you can’t be patient enough to watch Hurricane Eddy counter wrestle a great technician like Hiroshi then we’ll speed things up and I’ll give Kin Hiroshi, the man who turned his back on SSN exactly what he deserves.
(Saul and 187 with suit case enter the ring as Sky Suicide and Cole Steele walk down the ramp. Kin looks nervously from side to side.)
GM: Looks like a Pearl Harbor job to me, run Kin run.
LOVE: So what does Super Sports Eddy think that Kin Hiroshi deserves for refusing to sign with SSN??? I think he deserves the richest signing bonus in SSN history.
(187 opens the suit case to reveal stacks of money)
LOVE: I think Kin deserves a spot with Sky, with Steele, with 187 right beside Eddy Love on the network’s “A” team. I think the Network should do whatever it takes to get international superstar Japanese Thunder on their roster. What do ya say Kin?
(Kin runs over to hug Eddy, then 187 but before Sky and Steele can enter the ring the celebration stops. Cue up: “Bitch” the Rolling Stones. Melissa appears at the top of the ramp holding a microphone.)
MELISSA: I hear what you guys are saying. These extreme rules of EWI are subjecting our roster to needless injuries. Wrestlers do not need my training to know how to catch each other on fire or slam one another with a ball bat. Our roster deserves to wrestle for a living, not execute public gang war.
LOVE: (laughing) Our roster??
MELISSA: Yea Eddy, despite you sticking your nose in and pulling Sky Suicide from my side, despite you running Tony Sajec from our little arrangement...... in spite of you signing the Japanese Goofball as he and I were about to ink a deal....
(Melissa enters the ring)
....... I still have some pull around here. Eddy can still assemble a wrestling stable and even though I don’t like the style of wrestling EWI embraces...... the cheats sneaks and general asses that have taken the other side of this battle leave me no choice but to fall on the Extreme side of the fence.
LOVE: (smiles)So little lady, who ya gonna use for muscle?
MELISSA: Maybe I don’t need muscle for dimwits like you.
(Melissa pulls a can of mace from her skirt and sprays Eddy, 187, Saul and Kin. All four fall to there knees holding there eyes and screaming in pain as Sky and Steele cautiosly try and enter the ring.)
GM: What a stupid piece of white trash, what is she thinking?
BS: She just maced them again and Sky and Cole are keeping their distance, now simply trying to get their fallen comrades out of the ring.
(Tania appears from no where and sneaks into the ring. She drops Melissa with a kick to the back of the head. Knocking the mace free from her grasp. 187, Saul and Kin are retrieved from the ring and head up the ramp as Tania guides the three, still blinded. Sky helps Eddy to his feet as Cole restrains Melissa.)
GM: When Eddy gets his sight back, this girl is in big trouble.
BS: He’s up, oh and he just slapped Melissa right across the mouth. She’s down and Love is screaming to get her back on her feet.
GM: Eddy Love knows how to put a woman in her place. Now he’s gonna pile drive her. She won’t be able to cook or clean house for a week.
BS: This is ridiculous, she’s a lady.... these guys must be stopped from ....... It’s TABU.... He’s in the ring.
GM: This doesn’t concern him.
BS: Tabu throws Steele over the top rope....... Sky charges him, BELLY TO BELLY suplex by Tabu, Sky rolls outta the ring. Love has spotted Tabu and is moving in.
GM: Tabu’s gonna wish he’d stuck to biting a fan’s ear off when Eddy gets‘em.
BS: Love moves behind Tabu, attempting a full nelson, but Tabu spins around..... Gut Wrench Suplex, Love is down holding his back. Melissa is now shouting orders to Tabu. He’s got Eddy up for a pile driver, Melissa grabs Love’s feet.... Spike Pile Driver.....Love is out, his left leg is twitching wildly. Melissa and Tabu just put Love out with his own signature move.
GM: Sky and Cole Steele pull Eddy to safety as Tabu stands waiting. Melissa is coming to Tabu trying to hug him. This fool has probably never been hugged before.
BS: Melissa thinks better of the hug. She is talking to Tabu though. She kissed him on the cheek, Tabu is blushing like an 8 year old boy who just wet his pants. It looks like Melissa has the first member of her stable, and a big moral victory in her ongoing battle with Eddy Love.
GM: Great! The beast now has a shrew!
BS: Folks we've got to cut away, but when we return it's Main Event time!
BS: Welcome back everyone. Well it's been a roller coster right all night long and finally we've made it to the main event.
GM: All night long Hellfighter has been returning fire for what happened to him last week at Heatwave. First he took out Tommy Payne and Justin Sane. Then The Naughty Frog. Next was Watts and now recently it was Ricky Payne and DeeZee. The only one left ... Hell avaible ... is Bass!
BS: And it's about to go down right now!
BS: Here comes Bass and he is NOT in the best of moods!
GM: Well go figure considering what Hellfighter has done to the rest of the St. Louis Calab-O. Bass is the only hope for the SLC!
BS: Well let's hope he has the force to stop Hellfighter then.
GM: Why do I get this feeling I've heard words like this before?
(Que up: "Make Me Wanna..." By Alexia. Hellfighter comes out in his usual wrestling gear all dress out and ready to wrestle Bass. He has the belt around his waist, and a mic in his hand. He motions for the sound man to cut his music for him to talk.)
HF: "Now Bass, I'll bet that your wandering why your out here without your support, and I thought like a general would in a war. I have devided and conquered your support. About the same way you tried to take me out on Heatwave last week, so I evened up the score. So it is now Hellfighter 1, Calab-O 1, and I am certain that even if this match is over, no matter who wins, this little war between us is far from over isn't it?"
"Now you made your choice, and that's fine, but you had no right to do what you did to me on Heatwave, and for that is where I draw the line. Hey man, you reap what you sow, and I am sorry to say this Bass, you are about to reap the whirlwind. Hey I understand that you want to get over and evertthing and want to declare to Zieba once and for all that you are the 'messiahs of the EWI,' but to beat my sensless with the family of Steel bloody, and the complete sandwiching through two tables was just really pushing it you think. Hey just think, you started the war Bass, I am just fighting back, so get ready because you are about to be executed by me, and now let me be the one to say that you will wish that you were the one that was between those two tables after I am done with you tonight."
(Hellfighter drops the mic and rushes the ring at Bass as the match gets underway.)
BS: OH MY GOD HERE WE GO!!!
As Hellfighter slips into the ring he is met with several boots to his body by Bass, but it doesn't seem to affect the champion as he gets right up and gets in the face of Bass. After trading a couple of words they go right into a series of punches with eachother with neither taking a step back.
BS: Neither is backing down from the other!
GM: Bass wants that title and Hellfighter wants redemption. Who's going to win ... you be the judge!
After seeing this will not work they lock up and Hellfighter starts to Irish whip Bass into the ropes, but instead catches him with a knee to the midsection. Bass doubles over and Hellfighter continues the assault with the cheers of the crowd backing him up. He sends Bass into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a quick elbow as Bass returns. Hellfighter then follows that up by whipping Bass to the corner, running into the ropes, and catching Bass coming out of the corner with a vicious Bulldog takedown.
BS: And now Hellfighter is all over Bass and is not letting up!
GM: Well go figure! Hellfighter better be at the top of his game considering his anticts earlier in the show.
Bass, dazed, has enough mind to quickly roll out of the ring and gain his composure. As he is doing this he forgets about Hellfighter whom takes advantage with a baseball slide that sends Bass into the security railing. Hellfighter then climbs the top rope and soars to the floor, but Bass desperately moves out of the way which sends Hellfighter's head bouncing off the railing and then to the concrete. When Hellfighter looks up, he sees nothing but a steel chair going into his head courtesy of a previously beaten Bass. This shot opens up a slight cut in Hellfighter's forehead.
BS: And now the tides have turned in the favor of Bass!
GM: And Hellfighter is not looking good at the moment!
Bass then rolls back in the ring and tells the ref to start the ten count on Hellfighter. Hellfighter, after the eight count, finally rolls in the ring, & Bass grabs hold of him and connects with a devastating DDT. As Bass goes for the cover he only gets a two count. Hurting, Hellfighter tries to get to his feet, but Bass is there to stop the action. Bass then takes him down with a short arm clothesline and follows up locking in a step over toehold with a crossface lock. As he is doing this Bass takes his forearm & grinding it into Hellfighter's cut forehead.
BS: My God! He's trying to kill the man!
GM: With the EWI Extreme World title on the line woudn't you? And have Hellfighter work for SSN if he takes the loss? Hell I'll take him out myself!
BS: We can tell him that after the show you know.
GM: Somehow I knew you were going to say that .
Seeing that Hellfighter will not submit Bass loosens the move only to send Hellfighter back outside. He follows out, grabs a chair, and plants it on Hellfighter's forehead again. As Bass sees the blood continue to flow a smile crosses his lips as he rolls back into the ring. Hellfighter rolls back in, but is quickly thrown out on the other side. Bass follows him out, picks him up, & then drops him on the security railing. Bass rolls back in the ring again and awaits Hellfighter, who again struggles to the ring. Bass greets him with a kick to the head as Hellfighter tries to get to his feet, followed by another, and then another. Bass smiles as he toys with the bleeding Hellfighter.
BS: This man Bass is totally sadistic and has no reason for doing that!
GM: Hey Hellfighter knows that people will do what they can to gain a championship belt in the EWI. He better just suck it up and drive on!
He throws him outside the ring via over the top rope again. Bass climbs the top rope to try a falling double hammer and is successful dropping Hellfighter back down to the ground. Trying for a victory, Bass rolls Hellfighter back in the ring and tries for another pin, but again only gets a two count out of it. Bass then lets up and heads for the top turnbuckle again, but this time when he leaps he is met with a foot to the face by Hellfighter.
BS: Hellfighter caught him! Hellfighter caught him!
GM: But can he keep it going?
Down on the ground in pain, Bass tries to get to his feet, but is brought back down by a running clothesline by Hellfighter. After hitting the move two more times Hellfighter catches a staggering Bass with a spear that takes the life out of Bass.
BS: He almost finished him off with that move!
GM: You think Hellfighter wants this win now? Geez.
Suddenly, at the top of the rampway, the rest of the St. Louis Calab-O appear from behind the curtain and look towards the ring each with a upset and sinister look on their face.
BS: Oh you knew this was coming.
GM: Here comes the St. Louis Calab-O and with their looks they've got a mission in mind!
BS: DEAR LORD! They just slid under the ring and they are taking it to Hellfighter without mercy!
GM: Well the ref just called for the bell, but that was a no-brainer.
BS: And now they're continuing the onslaught of Hellfighter as Watts goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. She comes back in and she's getting right in his face!
GM: Ya think she enjoyed being jumped by a Naughty Frog?
BS: GOOD LORD! She just cracked that chair over his head! And now the SLC are continuing the attack!
GM: Oh wait ... HERE COMES HELP!
BS: Zero, Inferno, The Electric Company, and .... GEMINI!!!! They just got in the ring and ... IT'S AN ALL OUT BRAWL!!!
GM: OH MAN!! Gemini just caught Tommy Payne with a WICKED clothesline!
BS: They're trying to hold their ground, but the SLC have just left the ring and are headed to the back! This thing is finally coming full circle Garrett!
GM: And now Hellfighter and others are in the ring thanking eachother. Oh this has to be a Kodak ..... what the?
{Suddenly, on the ExtremeScreen, Marcus Gottfried and 187 of SSN appear on the screen.}
MG: Congrats Hellfighter on the win. I see you're still in this thing and that makes for good business. Now as you stand there in amazement I want you to go home and enjoy yourself, granted you won't be with Tania .... cause I will, but try to anyway.
{The camera cuts back to Hellfighter who obviously has a disburbed look on his face.}
MG: Now now no need to get all huffy and puffy. I'm just here to let you know who you'll be facing at Heatwave in Lincoln. Now if you beat this person then you go into Meltdown as the special guest ref in a classic Gottfried versus Zieba battle. The winner gets the belt and .... control of the company, but that's only if you get past Heatwave cause I have this strange feeling you won't considering you'll be facing ... 187!!!
{The camera cuts back to Hellfighter who now has a surprised look on his face.}
MG: So say your prayers, visit the church, and practice the voodoo that you do, but whatever you do have your SSN shoes ready cause when 187 beats your ass and takes the title you will be my PERSONAL gopher boy!
{As the ExtremeScreen cuts back to the EWI logo Hellfighter and the others exchange a couple of more words before leaving the ring.}
BS: Can you believe it! 187 goes after Hellfighter's Extreme World Title at Heatwave in Lincoln next week!
GM: Things are looking good.
BS: Folks we are out of time. For Garrett McFarland, Victoria McCave, and everyone at EWI goodnight from Des Moines!
{Roll Credits.}