(As the scene opens back up the camera picks up 'Naughty Frog' Johnthan Davis walking along the hallway. As he continues to walk he sees a sign on a door that says 'Big Freakin Orgy, 10 dollar cover charge, but little Naughty Froggies get in for free.' Excited, Davis quickly opens the door and runs in, but as soon as he goes in Hellfighter comes into the picture and quickly locks the door and takes off the sign to reveal it was actually the janitor's closet. The scene then fades back to the announcer's table.)

BS: (laughing) Now that is unreal.

GM: He's picking off the St. Louis Calab-O one by one and now he's sent Frog man back to the closet! I don't even wanna know who's next.

BS: And on that note that takes us to our next match which is a three way match featuring the Mechanical Animals, Amplified, and the Adjusters in a Hell in a Cell, and I'll tell you Gary, with Angelus and Ruiner in there, it will, no doubt, be Hell.

GM: You've got strong new contenders in The Adjusters and the sever violent threat of The Mechanical Animals, but with the momentum that Amplified and The St. Louis Calab-O have been building they'll be difficult to stop, but I do have one question.

BS: What's that?

GM: Is Bass going to fight in here and then the main event? The man has guts if he does.

BS: Well the only way to find that out is to go to the ring for our next match!


Hell in a Cell Rules

The Adjusters vs The Mechanical Animals vs Amplified

Combined Weight 482lbs | Combined Weight 490lbs | Combined Weight 477

Roy, Utah | Junon | St. Louis, MO

Wolfpack Theme | "Wish" - Nine Inch Nails | ‘Hoo Tee Hoo' - T.R.U.


BS: (holding onto his headset) Fans I'm being told that Amplified will be sending in Electra Watts to replace Bass! How about that Gary Mac?

GM: For real? You're kidding right?

BS: I'm not kidding. That's what I've just been told!

GM: Yeah!. And NOW the best part of this match, with Bass taking on Hellfighter later on tonight, he has a sexy yet bad ass replacement. And that replacement is... Electra Watts! Woo hoo!

BS: I thought you'd be happy about that Gary. Well, folks--

(The lights in the arena abruptly go out as "Wish" by Nine Inch Nails blasts over the loud speakers. Red, blue, green, and yellow lights begin flashing as a lite smoke engulfs the arena. The huge EWI screen at the top of the rampway starts flashing MA's entrance video. The video switches between Nine Inch Nails "Wish" video and scenes of MA continiously. Suddenly Jessica, Alucard, and Irvine all step out and make there way half way down the ramp showing signs that MA's having inner turmoil. A few moments after Jessica, Irvine, and Alucard stop Angelus, Kelly, and Ruiner make there way out to a rather large fan pop. Alucard, Jessica, and Irvine walk around to the sides of the cage as Ruiner makes his way to the ring. Angelus stands and motions to the back as six Junon Soldiers come out. Angelus lines them up on the ramp three to a side. They serve as security not only for MA but also both of the other teams to stop outside interference. Angelus and Kelly then finally make there way to the ring. Ruiner, who is already in the cage, casts a wicked glare down at Jessica and just stares. He's obviously not in a good mood. Angelus walks up the steel stairs to the ring and holds the bottom rope allowing Kelly to enter. After Kelly's in Angelus pulls back and springs over the top rope into the ring, he then runs to the corner and yells to the crowd, as soon as he does the fans yell back producing a loud fan pop. Angelus then jumps off the ropes into the center of the ring. He pulls off his shades and hands them to Kelly, he as usual leaves his trenchcoat on. Angelus and Kelly kiss then she exits the ring and the cage.)

BS: Ruiner seems a bit angry in there, doesn't he Gary? We'll have to see how that plays out in the course of the match.

After all three teams enter the cage the match begins even before the bell is given a chance to ring. Angelus goes after DeeZee while Electra Watts goes after Ryan Clark of the Adjusters. Watts smacks Clark in the face, followed by a swift kick to the gut. She then takes him down with a DDT.

GM: That a girl!

Meanwhile, Ruiner and Ryan Walsh lock up, with Walsh eventually gaining the advantage and whipping Ruiner into the ropes. Walsh nails Ruiner with a nice clothesline, but Ruiner gets right back up. Walsh goes for another clothesline but Ruiner ducks and comes back with a clotheline of his own, which is also ducked. Walsh rebounds off the ropes with a cross-body block, taking Ruiner down. Walsh with the pin, but it's only a one count. On the other side of the ring, Angelus is taking DeeZee apart. He whips DeeZee into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick.

BS: Oh man, did you hear that? You could hear that clear across the arena!

Angelus clothelines DeeZee out of the ring. He follows closely behind and rams DeeZee's head into the cage wall repeatedly. He then throws him into the ring steps. Electra Watts, who is laying in the boots to Ryan Clark, sees what is happening and runs, nailing Angelus with a baseball slide, sending him face-first into the cage. With Watts gone, Ryan Clark gets up and goes to help his parter, who has lost the momentum that he had against Ruiner earlier and is now getting pummeled. Ruiner whips Walsh into the ropes just as Clark shows up. Before Ruiner can get a move in, Clark grabs him from behind and hits him with a reverse DDT. The Adjusters then begin laying the boots into Ruiner. Meanwhile, Amplified is taking Angelus apart. They whip him into the cage and as he stumbles backwards, they nail him with a double-vertical suplex. Back in the ring, Ryan Walsh leaves his parter to tend to Ruiner and goes after Amplified. He catches up with DeeZee first and spins him around and levels him with a neckbreaker.

BS: It's pretty hard to tell who's going to come out on top of this at this point.

GM: But Electra's doing a damn fine job!

Walsh pulls DeeZee up and attempts a DDT, but DeeZee reverses it into a suplex for the two count. Deezee pulls Walsh up and levels him with a devastating spinning heel kick. Meanwhile, Ryan Clark pulls Ruiner up and whips him into the ropes. Ruiner comes back with a spear, taking Clark down. On the other side of the ring, Deezee takes Walsh down with a powerslam and is about to follow it up, but Angelus appears out of no where and flies off the top-turnbuckle with a missle drop kick to Deezee followed by a piledriver. Before Angelus knows it, Electra Watts spins him around and takes him down with a vertical suplex.

BS: Where the hell did she come from?

GM: Uh oh. Looks like we've got a problem.

Jessica, on the outside, has got Ruiner's attention and the two are ingaged in a war of words. Meanwhile, Deezee grabs Angelus and throws him outside the ring. He picks Angeulus up and throws him into the cage. He attempts to a second time but Angeuls blocks it and bulldogs Deezee onto the concrete. He then picks him up and throws him with all his might into the steel cage, but Deezee hits the door, breaking the lock!

BS: Oh my god! Deezee it out of the cage!

Deexee comes to his senses and begins climbing the cage. Angelus quickly follows with a steel chair in hand. When the two reach the top of the cage, Angelus nails Deezee with the steel chair. Deezee gets up and Angeuls comes after him again but Deezee drop kicks the chair into the face of Angelus. Deezee then grabs Angelus and nails him with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head. As Angelus stumbles, Deezee runs and jumps over the shoulders of Angelus and uses his momentum to his a DDT, sending both men through the roof of the cage to the ring below! Meanwhile, Ruiner and Jessica are still exchanging words and Ruiner says something that apparently didn't please her too much. Jessica hands Alucard a steel chair and points towards the ring. Alucard enters the cell through the now-open door and gets in the face of Alucard. Meanwhile, Electra Watts hits Ryan Clark with a hurricarana but his parter Walsh nails her with an atomic drop. The Adjusters then whip Watts into the ropes, but she comes off with a double clothesline, taking both men down. Nearby, Ruiner shoves Alucard and Alucard swings the chair at Ruiner, but Ruiner ducks out of the way and the chair nails Electra Watts in the head. Watts stumble backwards into the waiting arms of Angelus.

BS: How the hell is Angelus still walking after that fall!?

GM: My poor Electra!!

Angelus sets Watts up for the Angel's touch as Sephiroth goes to the rop and looks around to the crowd as the fans go wild. Angelus hits the Angel's Touch (twisting neck breaker) followed by Seph nailing Electra with a senton.

BS: That's the Speed of Pain!

GM: Electra! I'll nurse your wounds!

The ref counts. One, two, three! The camera pans to Jessica who is, surprisingly, cheering. Alucard, Irvine, and Jess all enter the ring and they all begin celebrating. Angelus and Ruiner then lift Jessica up onto their shoulders and raise their arms, as does Jessica, as the fans erupt.

Winner: The Mechanical Animals


BS: They've done it again! The Mechanical Animals have once again proven why they are one of the best in the business!

GM: And there is happiness in the MA house. Oh yippie the population of Junon must be in an uproar.

BS: Folks we've got to break away, but when we return it'll be Ricky Payne taking on the former Extreme World Champion Evan Aho ... NEXT!


(As the scene opens back up the camera picks up Electra walking back to her dressing room along with DeeZee of Amplified. As they are walking DeeZee is cracked from behind with a steel chair by Hellfighter bringing him down to the ground. As he stands over him Electra tries to attack from behind, but Hellfighter catches her in the act and instead grabs her and takes off with her. As the camera follows behind Hellfighter stops in front of a door and unlocks it. He then ,very quickly, tosses Electra into the room and locks it back up. As Hellfighter walks away the camera shows that it's the same janitor closet from ealier and only sounds of thumping can be heard as the scene fades to the announcer's table once again.)

GM: He's done it again! And now Electra is stuck in that closet with Frogger! God only knows what he's doing to her.

BS: Jumping her maybe?

GM: Oh ha ha funny one on your part!

BS: Well that's something else to worry about, but right now we have to go to our next match which happens to include St. Louis Calab-O member Ricky Payne taking on former Extreme World champion Evan Aho.

GM: Oh yes. Vickie's boy toy ties it up with Ricky Payne. Is it true that the only reason that Vickie and Evan haven't got it on is because work has got Aho stressed and .... worn down?

BS: It's not nice to start rumors.

GM: Hey that's what Eddy Love told me. He told me that, when Aho is with Vickie, he can't 'rise to the occasion' if his life depended on it.

BS: I don't even care about that. All I care about is calling this match and we're going to the ring for it right now.

GM: Wimp.


Ricky Payne vs Evan Aho

5'9", 220lbs | 6'0", 234lbs

St. Louis, MO | Seattle, Washington

'Judgement Night' - Onyx and Biohazzard | "Blood, Milk and Sky" - White Zombie


As soon as Evan Aho enterst the ring, Ricky Payne attacks. Ricky hits a knee lift and then chops Evan Aho in the chest. Evan stumbles backwards but manages to stay on his feet and blocks another chop by Ricky and throws a forearm to the side of Ricky's head. Ricky stumbles backwards and Evan rushes and hits a running clothesline that sends Ricky Payne to the mat. Evan Aho applies and reverse chinlock and the ref checks Ricky Payne, who refuses to quit. Ricky Payne fights his way back up to a vertical base and catches Evan in the stomach with a elbow, causing him to release the hold and Ricky Payne hits a suplex. Both men are a little slower to get to their feet. Ricky Payne charges Evan Aho, but Evan Aho hits a drop toe hold that sends Ricky Payne to the mat. Evan Aho rolls that toe hold into a single leg crab. Evan Aho sits back on the lower back of Ricky Payne and reaches back with his free arm and pulls back on Ricky Payne's head.

BS: Great move by Evan Aho. This man is probably the most technically sound wrestler in the EWI.

GM: It's just that Eddy Love, Cole Steele, and Sky Suicide are with SSN and they're all much better than him.

Ricky Payne is close enough to grab the bottom rope. Evan Aho releases the hold and applies a front face lock, but Ricky Payne hits a northern lights suplex. One..Two..Kick out by Evan Aho. Ricky Payne with a side headlock, Evan Aho shoots him off into the far ropes , leap frog by Evan Aho, Ricky Payne comes flying back with a flying forearm that sends Evan Aho flying out of the ring. Ricky Payne takes a running start and flys over top rope with a sommersault plancha that sends Evan Aho into the security railing.

BS: Wow. It seems that Payne is favoring that left ankle.

GM: Yes, but Evan Aho isn't a hundred percent either.

Evan Aho slides back in the ring and Ricky Payne slowly makes his way into the ring. Evan Aho hits a belly to belly suplex and applies a spinning toe hold and Ricky Payne cries out in pain. Ricky uses his right foot to push Evan off. Ricky Payne hits a low blow and then a DDT. Ricky Payne drapes a arm over Evan's chest. One...Two...Kickout. Ricky Payne and Evan are back up to a vertical base and Evan hits a sigle arm DDT. Evan Aho gets up and applies a Figure Four Leg Lock. Ricky Payne screams out in pain. The ref asks Ricky and he shakes his head no. Ricky Payne tries to turn over and gets about three quarters of the way there, but Evan applies more pressure. Ricky Payne screams out in pain and taps the mat.

Winner: Evan Aho


BS: Aho has done it again! Evan Aho is your winner.

GM: Woop de doo. So he won, but tell me this. Did he defend anything? NO! Cause he's not a champion anymore.

BS: But he has proven that he is still a threat to be delt with in the EWI.

GM: Until then ... he's just a contender. Maybe Vickie will dump this meal ticket and find a new one. Hey I hear Ash is window shopping for skank.

BS: Would you stop that! Folks we've got to break away, but when we return it'll be 'The Silencer' Antonio Corleone continuing on in his best of five series against Dan 'Ego Buster' Ryan... NEXT!

GM: Is Ryan even here?! What's going happen?

BS: Folks don't you dare go away!


Cue Up: The Godfather Theme performed by Guns and Roses

Antonio Corloeon appears at the top of the ramp. He's dressed in his usual lavish style, A eight thousand dollar armani suit, thousand dollar gucci loafers a silk tie and an expensive dress shirt. All built to fit this massive, nearly 7ft man. Security escorts Corleone to ringside the large muscular guards dwarfed by Corleones massive frame.

Corleone climbs on top of the ring apron and steps over the top rope to enter the ring. He motions for a mike, and gets one. He gives a cut motion, and the music abruptly stops so Corleone can speak.

Corleone: Well... Well... Well... It would appear that the Ego Buster didn't quite make his plane! And seeing as how the deal I cut with Zieba was all I had to do was win the majority of five matches of Zieba's choice.... I GUESS I WON.

Corleone: (Rubbing his chin thoughtfully) But what was it I won? What exactly did I put my future in the EWI against? Oh yes... I remember now... I put my EWI paycheques up against A EWI HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT. How could I have forgotten that?

Corleone: (Gloating now.) So Erik... why don't you bring your scrawny little ass down here from the back and tell us when we get our shot? Do you think you can manage that Zieba? I mean I know this must be humiliating... seeing as how you had the chance that you wanted to get rid of me and you BLEW IT.

CUE UP: 'Take A Look Around' - Limp Bizkit

Erik Zieba storms out of the back area to a surprisingly loud pop. He stands stone still in the center of the stage. He doesn't look a bit happy. Angrily, Zieba gestures for a microphone and a technician hastily brings him one.

Zieba: Well Corleone... I've got some bad news for....

Corleone: (Enraged) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ZIEBA! DON'T YOU TRY TO SCREW ME OF I'LL BREAK YOUR SCRAWNY (BEEEP)ING NECK YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE PIECE OF (BEEEP)!

Zieba: (chuckling) Corleone... you are what is known as a foolish man. First of all.. that little outburst will cost you oh lets say twenty five thousand dollars in fines.

Corleone: Oh (BEEEP) you Erik!

Zieba: And that's another twenty five thousand. Want to try for a hundred thousand?

The camera pans back to Corleone... he obviously trying hard to hold his tongue as he glares at Zieba.

Zieba: I thought so... now as for the bad news. It's like this. You're perfectly right that the 'Ego Buster' didn't make this little party.

Corleone: Right! No 'Whinin' Ryan... No opponent! I *WIN*. So when do I get my title shot?

Zieba: (In humorous kindergarten schoolteacher tone of voice) No, no, no Antonio! Don't you ever look at your ticket? If you look very closely at your ticket you'll see four VERY important words at the bottom of the ticket! Do you know what those words are Corleone? Would you like me to read them to you? It says...(The entire audience chimes in.) CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE!

Corleone: You little...

Zieba: I swear to God himself Corleone... if I hear one more profanity out of your mouth tonight I'm going to fine you a hundred thousand! SO SHUT UP! As a matter of fact... cut his MIKE FEED!

The camera pans back to Corleone. He looks down in disgust at his now deactivated microphone and heaves it across the ring.

Zieba: Now I wouldn't want to disappoint you again Corleone, so I'm gonna find someone for you to wrestle... if only to shut you up. So here... is the deal. Anybody in the back... and I do mean ANYBODY... that is licensed to wrestle, can come out here now and take a crack at Corleone. And, to be fair, I'll even make it a REGULAR WRESTLING MATCH! If you beat this walking Godfather reject, I will reward you with a surprisingly large amount of money. Seeing as how I just fined you fifty thousand Corleone, I guess you just paid your next opponent!

Zieba: (Waiting patiently) All right, we can wait a few minutes here. I waited all night for you to show up at Domination II a few weeks ago Corleone, I think we can wait a few minutes for someone...

CUE UP: Heart Shaped Box by Nirvanna

Zieba: (Laughing) ... to show up.

Cancer appears at the top of the ramp, still looking somewhat exhausted from his earlier matchup with Cannon yet grinning ferally at Zieba.

Zieba: Ladies and Gentlemen... we have a winner.


Best of Five - Continues

Cancer vs ‘The Silencer’ Antonio Corleone

6' 3', 280lbs. | 6'7", 277lbs

Toms River, NJ | Chicago, ILL

‘Heart Shaped Box' - Nirvana | "Godfather Theme” - Guns and Roses


Cancer walks up to Zieba and snatches the microphone from his hand. He pauses to take a drag from his ciggarette, then motions to Jade... who starts throwing packs of Green Skull smokes to the crowd. The crowd enthusiastically goes after the cigarettes... in one case a fight breaks out between people in the crowd.

Cancer smirks upon seeing this. He raises the microphone to his lips to speak.

Cancer: You know I stand here before you a former world champ, a former tag team champ, and just an all around menace to society. But lately I've been relegated to clean up detail by our illustrious president. Last time I did a favor for him by taking out the trash on Crybaby Austin Canon to protect his little baby "Good God I'm Lazy" Kevin Powers. Doesn't seem fitting for a former world champ does it? Now we stand here today in whatever hick town we're in, and Zieba needs my help again. He needs me to pick up where the Ego Busted dropped the ball. And why should I?

(Cancer pauses, takes a drag off his cigarette and exhales)

C: Because I liked being owed a favor especially by one of the suits. This is twice now Zieba I pulled your dunk ass out of the fire. Well, if you really were in a fire it would burn for days with all the alcohol in your system, but I digress. Since, I'm being so generous today "Prez", I'm only going to ask one favor in return to be named at a later date. How does it feel to owe Cancer?

(Cancer extinguishes his cigarette and lights another one.)

C: Now as for you Corleone, I don't know you from Adam. But as they say cancer doesn't discriminate. And THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GM: Whoa! Cancer kept that short and sweet!

BS: My color guy... Captain Sarcasm.

Cancer strides down to the ring with Jade close behind. Cancer rolls into the ring and walks directly up to Corleone to stare him in the eye. Cancer casually withdraws the cigarette from his mouth and blows smoke in Corleones face. Corleone belts Cancer in response and the fight begins.

Corleone rocks Cancer backwards with some heavy rights, then shoves him into the corner. He attampts to smack Cancer with a Mafia kick, but Cancer is still pretty agile for a guy with reduced lung capacity. He easily sidesteps the kick, then rolls up the off balance Corleone in a schoolboy. The fresh Corleone kicks out rapidly at the one, but it's obvious Cancer will be happy with a quick pinfall however he can get it.

GM: C'mon Cancer... show me the money!

BS: Wow. Now there's an original line Gary.

GM: Shut up Brett!

Cancer and Corleone both recover quickly. Both warily circling the other. Corleone tries to rock Cancer with more punches, but Cancer ducks a haymaker and rabbit punches Corleone in the kidneys. He follows up with a kick to the back of the knee to the staggered Corleone and then punishes the bigger man with a reverse DDT. Corleone's head smacks heavily off the matt. Cancer covers again but only gets a two count.

Cancer drags up Corleone and bounces him off the ropes, nailing a superkick to Corleones face when he rebounds. A quick cover yields only another two count asCorleone kicks out again. Cancer drags up Corleone for another ride, but Corleone reverses the whip. Cancer bounces off the ropes and into Corleones waiting shoulders for a brutal samoan drop. Corleone covers for pin but only gets a two count.

BS: Both of these men really going at it!

GM: Ooh! Nothing slips by you Brett!

Corleone kneels on Cancers chest and starts to pummel Cancer with heavy rights. Cancer squirms and twists, trying to shield himself from the bigger man. Finally, in desperation, he pokes Corleone in the eyes. Corleone yelps and staggers away from Cancer. Cancer woozily hauls himself back to his feet and faces off with Corleone once again. Spying the big man still trying to recover his vision, Cancer darts to the top turnbuckle and attempts a cross body splash.

Cancer dives and Corleone reveals that he was just playing possum. He easily catches the splash attempt by Cancer and holds him. Cancer yowls and squirms, but Corleone easily holds him in place. Cancer has all the air driven out of him by a gut buster, then in a surprising display of power, Corleone holds Cancer in the Gutbuster and reverses it into a fallaway slam. Cancer impacts hard into the matt, bouncing up howling only to fall over like a limp rag.

GM: Now THAT is power.

BS: I can't argue that Gary. That is just impressive.

Corleone preens for the crowd momentarily as Cancer tries to make his body respond to his commands. Corleone stops messing around with Cancer and grabs him by the hair to drag him to his feet. He spins Cancer off the ropes, and this time the Mafia kick hits Cancer squarely in the face, dropping him like he was shot. Corleone spins and makes a Tommy Gun motion with his hands.

GM: Cancer is about to get HIT.

BS: This may just be the cure for Cancer! (A green pack of smokes bounces off of Brett's head) OW!

GM: Didn't see Jade standing there did you?

BS: Evidently not.

Corleone grabs Cancer by the hair and drags the limp smaller man to his feet. He locks him into a headlock to setup the HIT, but Cancer manages to somehow power the big man up and into a backdrop. Cancer takes advantage of this momentery respite to try and get Corleone in a submission hold, but as he half ties it on, Corleone plants a foot in the middle of Cancer's butt and shoves, bouncing Cancer's head off the turnbuckle.

GM: Nice block!

Cancer staggers back from the turnbuckle and falls backwards. The back of his head smacks off of Corleones crotch. Corleone yells in agony from the unexpected pain.

GM: Or not.

Cancer rolls away from the downed Corleone. He slides over to the corner, then rolls out of the ring. Jade immediately comes to his side. As battered as Cancer is, it still doesn't stop him from reaching into Jades pocket and grabbing a cigarette. He manages to get it lit and get one puff in before Corleone reaches down and grabs Cancer by the hair. Cancer shrieks and squirms as Corleone tries to drag Cancer back into the ring by his hair. In an act of desperation, Cancer grabs his lit cigarette and presses it into the back of Corleones hand. Corleone yelps and jumps back, releasing Cancer.

BS: Now that was novel.

GM: Possibly the only time cigarettes were ever good for Cancers health. (A green pack of smokes bounces off his skull.) Ow!

BS: She's over here now.

GM: Oh thanks for the update Brett!

Furious at Cancers tactics, Corleone slides out of the ring and charges Cancer. Cancer spies the bigger man coming and back drops him onto the stiff matts covering the floor. Corleone writhes and groans on the matt for a second, but it's only a second before Jade drops the ring steps on his head. Cancer hears the heavy clang, looks back at Corleone and burts out laughing. Jade grins exuberantley at her partner, then abruptly the ring steps fly into the air as an enraged Corleone recovers.

Corleone bounces back to his feet and grabs the much smaller Jade by the throat. He winds up a big left hand to clock the smaller woman when Cancer stops him by low blowing him from behind. Corleone releases Jade and his eyes pop wide open in pain from the shot. Jade sees this and siezes the moment by spraying her green mist directly into his eyes. Corleone only howls and claws at his eyes briefly, just long enough for Cancer to level him with a chairshot.

GM: Oh crap. Corleone is going to be some pissed.

BS: Are we allowed to say that on the air?

GM: Maybe. I think. I hope so. I can't afford these fines Zieba hands out.

Cancer rolls Corleone into the ring, then drags the big man to his feet. He bounces Corleone off the ropes and uses the leverage to spin him into...

BS: The Malignancy!

GM: Corleone's done! It's over! Cancer gets fifty grand!

Cancer does indeed deliver the Malignancy! (Cradle Piledriver.) Corleones head is driven into the matt hard, and whatever vestifes of conciousness remaining in Corleones body are driven away in a flash. Cancer hooks the leg and the ref counts it off slowly for effect.

BS:One! Two! THREE!

Winner: Cancer


BS: Cancer did it! Cancer has just evened up the series at two apiece for Corleone!

GM: And look at Corleone in the ring. That is a true poster child for a UNhappy camper!

BS: And now he is made his way to his fifth and possibilty final match in the EWI, but the question is who will it be.

GM: I'm sure as God as my witness that Zieba will go out of his way to find someone special for this one cause AGAIN ... someone's job is on the line and Zieba has a cold heart when it comes to dropping people like a bad habit.

BS: I'm sure we'll hear an announcement to that soon. Folks we've got to cut away, but when we return it's Rob Sampson defending his Federation Title against the sadistic Commando so don't even THINK of changing the channel!


BS: Welcome back everyone. Well coming up next have a grudge match of sorts with Rob Sampson facing off against Commando and this time the Federation Title is on the line.

GM: Commando has made it known that he doesn't care for the SSN OR the EWI. All he cares about is himself and who he can beat up along the way. Sampson is out to prove that he doesn't have that kind of pull in, or for that matter OUT, of the ring.

BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our next match!


For the EWI Federation Title

'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson vs. Commando

6'2", 260lbs | 6'7", 268lbs

Cincinatti, Ohio | Fort Bragg, NC

"Biggest and the Best" - Clawfinger | "Welcome To The Jungle" - Guns and Roses


BS: Well, Sampson is making his way to the ring now and it looks like he brought a friend. Do you recognize that man, Gary?

GM: Well, he's damned big, that's for sure. I don't think I -- Yes! That's the "Ironman" Kev Harris! What the hell is he doing here in the EWI?

BS: That's a good question, Gary. It looks as if the referee is questioning Harris' presence at ringside.

Commando's music cues up and he makes his way to the ring, eyeing Harris suspiciously. He gets in the ring as Sampson grabs a mic.

RS: Tasker, you don't need to worry about Kev being out there because he's only here to make sure none of your little circle jerk buddies get involved. What you should worry about is me, because pally, I'm about to KICK...YOUR...ASS!

Sampson drops the mic and lays into Commando. He whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Commando gets up quickly to be met with a series of chops, eventually working him into the corner. He punches Commando in the head and whips him towards the opposite corner, but Commando reverses it and follows with a splash but Sampson moves out of the way, allowing Commando's body to crash into the turnbuckle. Commando tumbles out and Sampson catches him in a uranage. Sampson pulls Commando to his feet and Commando meets him with a few punches to the ribs. Commando follows it up with a pumphandle suplex. Commando begins stomping the fallen Sampson. Commando lets Sampson get to his feet before taking him down with a powerbomb. Commando pulls Sampson up and then runs into the ropes, but Kev Harris pulls down the ropes, causing Commando to fall to the concrete below.

GM: Hey! I thought he wasn't going to get involved!

BS: He hasn't touched Tasker.

Harris quickly moves to the other side of the ring and Sampson rolls out of the ring just as Commando makes his way to his feet. Sampson punches Commando and then hits him with a head-and-arm suplex. Sampson pulls Tasker up and throws him into the steel steps. Commando gets up as Sampson is charging him and sends Sampson into the stairs with a drop toe hold. Commando picks up a steel chair and moves towards Sampson. The ref warns Commando, but he apparently doesn't care. He swings the chair at Sampson, but Sampson moves, causing th chair to bang into the turnbuckle post. The vibration causes Commando to drop the chair due to the pain, giving Sampson a chance to nail him with a Samoan bulldog. Sampson throws Commando into the security railing and then slams his head into the announce table. With Commando laying on the announce table, Sampson ascends the top turnbuckle in the ring.

GM: Now, what does he think he's doing?

Sampson leaps off of the turnbuckle to the table on the outside with a Rydeen bomb, smashing the announce table to pieces.

BS: Oh my God!

GM: It's a good thing that was the Spanish announce table, huh?

Sampson rises from the rubble of the table and rolls Tasker into the ring. Sampson covers Commando for the two count.

BS: It's a miracle that Commando can even move.

Sampson pulls Commando up and attempts a vertical suplex but Commando reverses it into a vertical suplex of his own. Sampson gets up but Commando nails him with a brainbuster.

BS: Oh great. We've got more company.

As Commando is laying the boots into Sampson, Eddy Love walks down to ringside, being sure to keep a good distance from Kev Harris. Neither Commando nor Sampson seem to notice him. Commando takes Sampson down with a belly-to-back flipping throw. Commando covers for the two count. Commando ascends the top rope and waits on Sampson to get up. Commando jumps and nails Sampson with a devastating drop kick to the head. Sampson tumbles over the ropes to the outside, with Commando on his heels. Commando picks Sampson up and hits the Nose Dive (corkscrew piledriver) on Sampson.

BS: Commando with the cover, but... the ref is being distracted by--

GM: Eddy Love?

Commando, who is obviously ticked, goes over to the ref and gets in his face. Commando finally notices Love and starts screaming at him. He doesn't notice Sampson sneak up behind him and hit him with a belly-to-back suplex. Sampson then heads over to Love and exchanges a few words. Sampson turns back to Commando, but Commando is up and lays Sampson out with a huge clothesline. He then whips Sampson into the ropes, but Sampson inadvertedly hits the ref and knocks him out of the ring. Commando then takes Sampson down with a German suplex. Commando picks Sampson up and as he sets him up for another move, Eddy Love rolls in the ring and nails Commando in the back of the head with a steel chair, then quickly escapes the ring. Commando falls to the mat and Sampson takes advantage by locking Commando in the Glass Ceiling (elevated Boston crab).

BS: What is going on here? Did Eddy Love just HELP Rob Sampson.

GM: I don't know but I don't think he's too good of friends with Commando either.

While Sampson has Commando locked in his finisher, Kev Harris goes to awaken the ref and the ref enters the ring. Harris then goes after Eddy Love. The ref checks on Tasker, but he refuses to give up. Sampson keeps the move on, but still Commando refuses to give.

BS: This man is NOT going to give up! His pride won't let him!

Meanwhile, on the outside, Kev Harris meets up with Eddy Love and the big man picks the Southern Dandy up and drops him stomach-first into the security railing. He then picks Love up into a tremendous scoop slam onto the concrete. Harris picks Love up and tosses him towards the entrance ramp and Love scatters up the ramp to safety. Back in the ring, Commando is still locked into the Glass Ceiling. The ref checks on Commando again but gets no response. The ref raises the hand of Commando and it drops to the mat.

BS: Commando could be out cold.

The ref lifts the hand again and again it fall. The ref lifts the hand of Commando one final time and the hand falls to the mat. The ref calls for the bell, granting Sampson the win.

Winner: 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson (Retains EWI Federation Title)


BS: Sampson retains the Federation Title by, well, knocking Commando out.

GM: I'd have to honestly say that I NEVER thought I'd see Alan Tasker out cold. And what the hell was Eddy Love thinking?

BS: Good question. Was he intentionally helping Sampson to win the match? I guess we'll have to see his point of view on this one. Folks we've got to cut away, but coming up next it's the Contract on a Pole match so stay tuned!


BS: Welcome back everyone to Shockwave in Des Moines. Up Next we have the Contract on a Pole Match.

GM: How is that match going to work?

BS: Well, According to VP Les McCarver, All twelve men will be in the ring or at ringside and the man who climbs the pole, wins the match.

GM: This is going to be a tough match to call.

BS: Well, I hope the fans at home can bare with us on this one. Well the contract is all set and the wrestlers are in the ring.


Contract on a Pole

Winner Gets a Cruiserweight Title Shot at Meltdown

'The Athlete' Andrew Burr | Deezee (Of Amplified) | Cameron Cruise | Evan Aho | Kin HIroshi | Neil Hagan | 'The People's Choice' Cole Steele | Sky Suicide | 'Superstar' Brad Striker | Ricky Payne | The Darkness | 'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz


Sky Suicide and Cole Steele go right after Evan Aho. While Deezee and Ricky Payne go after Neil Hagan. Brad Striker tries to just scurry up the pole but Cameron Cruise pulls him down and they start slugging it out. Darkness hits a flying elbow into the back Andrew Burr head. Kin Hiroshi stands on the outside and watches. Sky Suicide and Cole Steele toss Evan Aho over the top rope and Cole heads to the outside and attacks Evan, but Evan clotheslines Cole. Deezee's and Ricky Payne take turns pounding on Neil Hagan's head, while Cameron Cruise DDT's Brad Striker down to the mat. Darkness leaves Brain Schwartz and slides out of the ring and starts throwing in Steel Chairs, Garbage Cans, Cookie Sheets, and a stop sign. Dean Lockhart grabs a cookie sheet and levels Deezee's with it. Andrew Burr gets a steel chair across his back from Dean Lockhart. Kin Hiroshi grabs a steel chair and sets it up on the outside and takes a seat on the chair. Ricky Payne starts to climb up the pole but Sky Suicide grabs a garbage can and nails Ricky Payne sending him back to the mat. Evan Aho climbs into the ring and hits a German Suplex on Brad Striker. Cole Steele reaches in and pulls Brad out of the ring. Both men start throwing punches at each other. Brad and Cole fight their way up the ramp and into the dressing room area. Neil Hagan charges Darkness but gets a steel chair in the head. Sky Suicide drop kicks Cameron Cruise, who looked like he was trying to make his way to the corner. Kin Hiroshi just watches the mayhem in the ring. Neil Hagan and Deezee's spill to the ringside floor. Neil Hagan kneels across Deezee's chest and pounds on his forehead. Dean Lockhart is standing on the top turnbuckle and his fingers are inches from the contract. Evan Aho climbs up behind him and hits a belly to back superplex. Dean Lockhart hits hard on his neck. Ricky Payne slides out of the ring and uses a chair to knock Neil Hagan off of Deezee's. Darkness comes flying over the top rope and wipes out Deezee, Ricky Payne, and Neil Hagan along with himself. Andrew Burr and Evan Aho square off, Andrew applies a side headlock, but Cameron Cruise levels him with a steel chair. Sky Suicide hits a release German Suplex on Cameron Cruise. Evan Aho charges Sky Suicide and tackles him. Evan Aho drives elbows into the head of Sky Suicide. Kin Hiroshi gets off his chair and slides in the ring with it. Cameron Cruise is the first one to get hit with it, Followd by Andrew Burr. Deezee and Ricky Payne are standing toe to toe with Darkness and Neil Hagan.

BS: Lots of action here fans.

GM: What the hell is going on in this match?

Hagan and Ricky Paynes enter the ring and Kin Hiroshi levels the both of them. Darkness, tries to climb the pole from the outside but is met with a steel chair from Kin Hiroshi. Deezees enters the ring and is waffled by Kin Hiroshi. Evan Aho and Sky Suicide continue to wrestle. Kin Hiroshi watches in the ring. Evan Aho hits a swinging neckbreaker on Sky Suicide. As Sky gets to his feet Kin Hiroshi charges and Sky Suicide falls back to the mat. Kin Hiroshi takes Evan Aho out with the chair. Kin throws the chair down to the mat and leaves the ring. Kin just walks to the back as if he doesn't care. Sky Suicide climbs up the turnbuckle and starts to head up the pole when, Ricky Payne somehowgrabs his ankle and pulls him off the pole. Evan Aho gets to his feet and hits the Ectasy on Neil Hagan. Darkness applies a figure four on Andrew Burr. Deezee's charges Sky Suicide with a chair, but Sky side steps it and Deezees hits Ricky Payne. Sky Suicide hits the Suicide Solution on Deezee. Cameron Cruise drops a knee on Andrew Burr. Sky Suicide climbs up on the top rope and Evan is quick to climb up their with him. Both men are trading punches, The other Cruiser's make their way over and Sky Suicide kicks Evan in the groin, Knocking him back into the Cruiser crowd. Sky Suicide reaches up and grabs the contract and pulls it down from the pole.

Winner: Sky Suicide


BS: Sky Suicide has done it! He's won the Contract on the Pole match and now he's going into Meltdown with a shot at the cruiserweight champion! Will it be Jesse Falcon? Who knows?

GM: Actually who cares! As long as SSN is there then it's a class act all the way!

{As the wrestlers are making their way to the back Hellfighter appears at the top of the rampway with steel chair in and and runs down to the ring. As he slides in the ring he catches an unsuspecting Ricky Payne and DeeZee with repeated chair shots.}

GM: DAMN HE'S BACK!

BS: Hellfighter has just attacked again and now it's Ricky and DeeZee who are the victims and he's NOT letting up! MY GOD! He just busted DeeZee open with that last shot!

GM: And now look what he's doing. He's picking up Ricky Payne and tosses him into the ropee .... OH MAN! He just reached back to Mississippi to hit him with that shot! Now Payne is busted open!

BS: And now Hellfighter stands over the two as EWI security and officials flood the ring trying to keep Hellfighter away from them, but the damage is done! He's managed to get everyone in the St. Louis Calab-O except .....

GM: Bass and I can only imagine what he has in store for him.

BS: Folks we've got to cut to a break, but when we return it'll be Eddy Love going one on one with Kin Hiroshi and that is NEXT!!!

GM: Wait Hiroshi has to fight NEXT? Right after THIS MATCH?

BS: Yep.

GM: AGAINST LOVE?!!?

BS: Oh yes.

GM: MY GOD THAT'S MURDER!

BS: But .... Love is SSN remember?

GM: Oh yeah. That's right. Send Hiroshi to the lions!

BS: (laughing) We'll be right back.


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