BS: Welcome back fans. Well in case you missed it then you've just missed a rather HUGE sample of the NthWA Invasion taking place in the last match and my question is....is it over yet?

MP: Well who can tell? Anything is possible in EWI.

BS: Coming up next we've got Eli Flair taking on Dante Inferno in a Genocide rules match.

MP: Oh and this promises to be a classic!

BS: Let's get to ringside.


GENOCIDE RULES

"Total Elimination" Eli Flair vs. 'The Destroyer' Dante Inferno

6'9", 302lbs | 7'2", 385lbs

Bronx, NY | Los Angeles, California

"Inside" -Abreaction | "Mummified in Barbed Wire" - Cannibal Corpse


As the wrestlers were making their way to the ring several officials followed placing the ladder midway from the top of the rampway and the ring. Once inside both Flair and Inferno places the dog collar's around their neck and the match started.

BS: And here we go!

MP: Oh this should be good. And look at the ladies around here! WOW WOW!

BS: You better watch yourself Mike cause these ladies are trouble and you know it.

MP: Oh beat me baby beat me!

Both men were trying to get the best of eachother tugging on the chain so that they could bring the one closer to eachother, but it was Flair that gave in and attacked Inferno by rushing forward and connected with a stiff arm clothesline. With Inferno down Flair brought some of the chain together and clobbered Inferno across the back with the chain. On the outside Ivy stood tall with her Singapore cane as Silky Rose looked across the ring right at her making sure she stayed at bay.

BS: And Rose has got an eye on Ivy as Flair is going to town on Inferno with that chain and....

MP: Oh? (turns around) Who is that coming here?

BS: Oh my God! It's Kevin Kearns! What is he doing here?

As the match continued Kevin Kearns made his way over the guard railing and headed towards the announcers' booth and grabbed a headset and proceeds to sit down next to Powers and Sanders to help call the match.

KK: How are you two loses doing?

MP: Oh I'm doin....

KK: Who cares? I'm here to call his farce of a match. Look at these two. How more pathetic can you get with a match? Ladder. Dog collar. Glove? This is terrible. Where is the real wrestling at?

BS: Um this is a Extreme match you know.

KK: Who cares? The people, like Zieba, don't want me here cause they know I would run circles around bozo's like those two morons in the ring. They make me sick!

BS: The coments made are strictly those of Kevin Kearns and not the EWI's.

KK: Yeah so get your freakin letter correct when you send me complaints cause like I care anyway!

Back inside of the ring it was Flair standing tall with Inferno on the canvas soaking up the chain shots he received earlier from Total Elimination. Soon it was Flair going to the outside of the ring pulling on the chain so that he could bring Inferno with him in hopes to grab the ladder that sat in the center of the isle. Being successful Flair managed to grab the collar of Inferno and lead him towards the ladder. Once there Inferno surprised Flair and picked him up and launched him right onto the ladder and both Flair and the ladder came crashing to the ground. With Inferno in charge he started to slam Flair's head into the ladder repeatedly until he finally opened up some skin on Flair's forehead causing blood to fly.

KK: Oh give me a break! He mysteriously comes back to life and has enough strength to do this? This is so FAKE! I'm willing to bet that Flair bladed that gash on his head!

BS: What? Are you serious?

MP: Well I think....

KK: No one asked you rip-off! Now shut your mouth and realize that this is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to get ratings that the EWI does NOT deserve!

BS: I think that it's time that you left Mr. Kearns.

KK: And what are you gonna do about it Bum leg? Your career was over sometime ago so now you work as puppet boy for Harders and Zieba! You're just like the rest of these fakes in EWI! The ONLY reason they don't want me here is because they know I'm a true champion and nothing else. You wanna impress me? Sign my ass up!

BS: Security. We have a problem here.

KK: Bring'em!

At that time Poison Ivy started to sneak up from behind and attacked Inferno with her Singapore cane, but that only lasted for a moment as Silky Rose attacked her from behind with a side kick to the head. As the two ladies began to fight on their own Flair regained control and dragged both Inferno and the ladder back into the ring. Sliding the ladder in first Inferno was not too far behind and laid in the ring waiting for Flair to come in as well. As Flair was setting up the ladder he neglected Inferno and the placement of the chain which was in-between his legs. As Flair was going up the ladder finally Inferno got to his feet and yanked on the chain which totally caught the attention of Eli Flair as he fell to the ground clutching his lower region area.

KK: Oh look at this! Poor Flair hurt something that he doesn't even have....BALLS!

BS: Look you really need to leave.

KK: What are you gonna do about it? You gonna get brave all of a sudden?

BS: No (pointing towards the rampway, but they are.

Finally Kearns comments drew the attention of EWI security and they tried to subdue the outsider. Kevin Kearns managed to club a couple out of his way, but he was not successful and was finally detained and dragged out of the announcers' booth and lead towards the back.

BS: Well now that he's gone hopefully we can get back to the match. And where were you earlier? Loose your tongue?

MP: I was plotting.

BS: Yeah right!

Back inside of the ring it was Inferno working over Flair with the chain like Flair did to him earlier. After a bit Inferno bent down to grab Flair, but Flair surprised him and caught Inferno by the neck. Raising to his feet, Flair was about to deliver a chokeslam to the seven foot two wonder, but was also caught in a chokeslam by Inferno as well. Both tried to hit, but it was Inferno that raised a boot to Flair's midsection and Inferno connected with a devastating clothesline that shook the entire ring.

BS: CHOKESLAM!!! Inferno got the best of Flair and hit with a MONSTER chokeslam!

MP: He gave him the goods baby yeah!

BS: Now you talk. You want me to bring back Kearns?

MP: Yes please.

BS: Really?

MP: I'm pulling your chain. That's my bag you know.

BS: (laughing) Oh Brother!

Now Inferno positioned the ladder and started to make the climb and eventually touched the coal miner's glove, but Flair had enough sense to pull on the chain and Inferno came crashing down to the canvas with the glove in his hand. Now down on the ground Flair reached for the glove, put it on his hand, and went to town on Inferno's forehead opening a gash of his own making The Destroyer a personal crimson mask.

BS: And Flair has the big man bleeding! This could be it!

MP: Oh I hope not. Oh look at those two go at it! CATFIGHT CATFIGHT!

BS: You like that don't you?

MP: Meow baby yeah!

Meanwhile Ivy and Rose continued to fight on the outside and Rose finally got the advantage when she got a finger in the eye of Ivy. Seeing what was going on in the ring Rose hopped onto the ring apron and got the attention of Flair. As he was heading her way he suddenly turned back around and attacked Inferno again with the glove knocking the big man down once more. Meanwhile Rose reached into her purse and grabbed for something while Flair wasn't paying attention. Once Flair turned back around he was met with a Fireball in the face from Rose and he went down to the canvas clutching his face.

BS: DEAR GOD! Flair got the taste of fire again! That's two cards in a row!

MP: You would think he was in Hell wouldn't you?

On the outside Ivy finally regained control of her sight, grabbed her cane, and wacked Rose from behind knocking the woman down to the canvas. She continued to club Rose until she knew she couldn't move anymore. Inside of the ring Inferno managed to get back up and attacked a freshly burnt Flair with the very same coal miner's glove opening Flair up again and giving him the very same crimson mask.

BS: And now Inferno returns the favor to Flair and giving him his own blood as a present!

MP: And it's so close to Christmas baby. What are you going to get me?

BS: Oh maybe a couple of hookers.....

MP: REALLY???

BS: Or a muzzel. I don't know yet.

MP: Oh. SQUARE!

Then Inferno picked up Flair, with the glove, and was about to deliver his finisher, The Second Circle, but was clubbed from behind by Ivy with her cane. Inferno, unaffected, dropped Flair and turned around, but was struck again in the face by Ivy and sent the big man down.

BS: Now both men are down! Who is the first one that will make it to their feet!

MP: I don't know, but they've got to clean that ring up soon! Look at it. All bloody and everything.

With both men down on the canvas and the ref going for the ten count Ivy was about to add more measure, but Rose finally got behind her and pulled her off the canvas. With the girls on the outside both Inferno and Flair tried to get to their feet. At the eight count Inferno was almost up and Flair was the same, but Ivy went for another swing with her cane on Rose, but she ducked and Ivy accidently hit Flair with the cane knocking him back down. After that it was Inferno who made it to his feet at the ten count securing the victory.

Winner: 'The Destroyer' Dante Inferno


BS: INFERNO DID IT!!! With the surprise help from Ivy, Inferno gets the win!

MP:Yeah baby, very shagodelic, but I don't think either one of these groovy cats will be shagging anytime soon

(Flair regaining his sences after the brutal battle, when suddenly, the lights go out.)

BS:What the hell just happened, it's PITCH BLACK in here folks.

MP:But it's putting me in a horny mood baby, yeah.

(About 30 seconds pass the lights come back on and Dante Inferno is hanging from the cord that the coal miners glove was hung from, and the chain is still connected to Flair, but Flair doesn't notice it at first, but is shocked when he looks up and sees Dante hanging there by his foot, and trips over himself, but quickly get's back up. )

BS:What....what the hell is going on?!!?

MP:I don't know man, but it's getting groovier by the minute baby, yeah.

(The lights go out a second time, they stay out for about another 30 seconds this time, and when they come back on there is a table in three of the turnbuckles, but the chain is cut this time, Flair, not noticing Ivy has disappeared, looks all around him like a hunted animal but doesn't look behind him where Alan Tasker is standing weilding a steel chair with barb wire wrapped around it.)

BS:Oh my god he's come for Flair! Remember what happened to Tasker at the hands of Flair at Genesis, this is payback!

MP:Payback for what man?

BS:Do you not pay attention anymore Mike?! Anyway, Flair finally turned around and just got COBASHED in the head, with the chair by Tasker, which just destroyed the chair, what IMPACT! But Tasker doesn't look done yet, he's picking the practically unconious Flair back up, Flair just had one of the most grueling matches I've ever seen, he can't defend himself. Tasker takes Flair over to one table and wraps him up in a belly to back suplex and hits him with a belly to back 90 degrees suplex into the table, Tasker leaves Flair with the broken table for a moment to take one of the other tables out of the corner and sets it up next to a turnbuckle with a table already in it. Tasker goes over to the fallen and bloody Flair picks him back up and sends him into the opposite turnbukle with an irish whip smashing another table, then picking Flair back up and crotching him onto the turnbuckle, Tasker goes and retrieves the already set-up table and puts it in position next to the turnbuckle.

BS:What the hell is Tasker going to do now?!

MP:Its shaping up to be something REALLY groovey baby!

(Tasker climbs the turnbuckle, and turns Flair around where Flair's back is to the table, Tasker hoists Flair up and brings him down with the Nose Dive onto the table.)

BS:NOSE DIVE NOSE DIVE NOSE DIVE! Tasker gets up from the broken table, stares at Flair for a moment, and exits the rings, reaches under the ring and pulls Ivy out, who has been tied up.

MP:So THAT'S where she went, I missed her.

BS:Tasker wouldn't do it would he? No Tasker is leaving Ivy alone, and leaving the ring area, no ring music, no crowd cheering, no anything, everybody is in awe of what just happened. We've got to go to a break, but coming up next is THE MAIN EVENT....NEXT!!!

[At the break shots of Heatwave in Japan show on the screen.]

BS: Welcome back everyone. Well Mike are you ready?

MP: Let's just get to it. I can't WAIT to see what happens here.

BS: Bring on the main event!


Main Event

EWI World Heavyweight Championship Match

THE KILLING FLOOR

Pat Black vs. Gemini

6'0", 282lbs | 6'2", 245lbs

Atlantic City, NJ | 463rd Level of the Abyss

"Black Sabbath" - Type O Negative | "Beautiful People" - Marilyn Manson


As Gemini was coming down to ringside he also brought with him a casket. Once near the ring he placed the casket next to the ring facing the rampway.

MP: Oh there's that casket again.

BS: And the cameras have picked up on it. It says...Patty Black. Born Who cares. Died Shockwave in Thailand 28 November 1999. Rest in F'N Pieces.

MP: I'm telling you that boy is not right. And he could be our next champion?

BS: Compared to Black?

MP: You have a point.

After Gemini entered the ring it was Pat Black that soon followed with Jade by his side. As both were in the ring the other officials were about to cover the entire floor with barbed wire and such, the lights go down suddenly and the words "Welcome to the main event" flash on the screen. Both Pat Black and Gemini prepare themselves and look toward the entrance at the top of the ramp, but Sampson comes out of the crowd behind them and slides into the ring with a crowbar.

BS: DAMMIT SAMPSON IS BACK! I can't believe this!

MP: The NthWA has attacked again and are making their presence known!

BS: This has got to stop! Somebody get security out here PLEASE!

Sampson swings and connects to Gemini's back and he goes down as Black turns around and gets caught with a shot to the midsection. Sampson leans back against the ropes and makes a gesture for both men to get up. Gemini comes to his feet first and gets hit immediately with a Showstopper. Black is up next and Sampson goes for a Showstopper, but Black ducks and fires two right hands. Sampson staggers back into the ropes and gets whipped back the other way. As he comes off the ropes, he ducks a clothesline attempt, stops and hits the Showstopper anyway. Sampson spits on both men in the ring and climbs down to head to the back as his music cues back up.

BS: When is this going to end? How much more do we have to deal with the NthWA! I knew it was a bad idea from the start letting them in the EWI, but my voice was not heard.

MP: Hey that's a first!

BS: Don't get smart!

As both men were down and Sampson finally left the ring area the officials around the ring quickly placed the materials on the ground and the bell rang to start the match. It was Gemini that got up first and dragged Black to his feet. Whipping Black into the ropes, Gemini caught Black in a press slam and tossed him over the ringrope right onto the side where the barbed wire sat.

BS: MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! And Gemini strikes first blood in this match!

MP: Oh were is that beautiful Jade at? She might need a new man after this.

BS: You just don't care who you shag do you?

MP: Oh NO BABY! I love to SHAG!

BS: Go figure.

As Black was on the outside of the ring with the barbed wire Gemini went to the top rope and leaped onto Black with a unbelievable splash. Trying to get the barbed wire off of him Gemini managed to do so and dragged a cut and bloody Black back into the ring. Gemini then managed to toss Black into the ropes again and Gemini prepared for a back body drop, but instead it was Black who stopped in front of him and kicked Gemini right in the teeth. Raised up Black fired a clothesline and it was Gemini that went over the top rope and right onto the broken glass on the bottom floor.

BS: And now we're one for one as Black nails Gemini to the floor on that broken glass! I knew this one was gonna get ugly in a hurry!

MP: Hey just like that girl I saw you with.

BS: What? When?

MP: Before the show.

BS: I was with....McCave.

MP: Exactly!

BS: Oh she's gonna get you for that.

MP: GET ME BABY GET ME!!!

As Gemini was trying to get back up Black went off the opposite side of the ropes and connected on Gemini with a suicide dive over the top rope. Now with both men on the ground with broken glass they each grabbed a piece and tried to cut eachother with the glass. At first Black was successful by cutting away at Gemini's right arm, but it was Gemini that got the better of the two managing to maneuver towards Black's face and create a HUGE gash in Black's forehead.

BS: Oh and Black is cut WIDE open! I don't know if he can continue this match!

MP: How can you tell? He's laughing! Look at him!

Screaming in pain Black got back into the ring and started to run around like a mad man howling and laughing the entire time. As Gemini got back into the ring Black saw this and he leaped over the top rope right onto the rat traps right in front of the announcers' booth.

BS: (looking down at Black) WHAT THE? He leaped right into those traps!

MP: I told you that boy ain't right!

BS: You said the same about Gemini.

MP: THEY (pointing at Gemini) ain't right. HE (pointing at Black) ain't right. There is a difference!

BS: Valid point.

Gemini, confused, watched as Black rolled around in the rat traps hearing each one go off causing Black more pain. As Black was doing this Gemini went to the thumb tack side and picked up several handfuls of thumbtacks and spread them across the ring. After a while Black, somehow, managed to roll back into the ring with the Rat traps still on him. Gemini then went to Black, grabbed him by his neck, and chokeslammed Black right into the thumbtacks. Gemini the placed his finisher, Torquemada, on Black and continued to hold it until Black couldn't continue.

Winner: Gemini (New EWI World Heavyweight Champion)


BS: NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION, Gemini has just won the EWI world title!

MP:Groovey baby YEAH!

BS:Oh no not again damn it! Commando has just bumrushed the ring and just nailed the bewildered Gemini with a cutback kick which just knocked him out cold, you'd think security would recognize him and atleast TRY to stop him by now. Tasker now sliding out and under the ring and throwing chairs and tables in the ring.

MP:Alan been a busy guy lately...

BS: Yeah you could say that, asd he re-enters the ring Tasker nails Black who was beginning to regain his senses and gets a chairshot to the skull for his troubles. Tasker now setting up two tables, and he pulling.....LIGHTER FLUID out from his behind him and spreading it on the tables, now he pulls out a zippo and sets one of them a blaze. Tasker goes over to the fallen Gemini and sets him up for a powebomb, oh you know where this is going Mike...

MP:The carwash?, hey that a groovy song man.

BS: I'm sorry I asked, Tasker just powerbombed our new champion Gemini through a BURNING table, that's GOTTA hurt, now Tasker hurries over to the other table and sets is ablaze and rushes over to Black, he's like a FREAKIN Army Ant for crying out loud!

MP:Commando was in the Army Ants?

BS: Shut up and go back to playing with your Swedish Penis Enlarger.

MP:I swear man IT'S NOT MINE!

BS: Whatever, while you were babbling Commando just put former champ Pat Black through a burning table and, Tasker takes a piece of table still lit and beats Gemini with it for good measure.

(Cue Up 'Renegade Master' - Wildchild as Co-Owner Zieba comes out from the back .)

BS:Zieba is here, he'll restore order!

EZ:Tasker, just stop your ass right there!

(Tasker just looks at Zieba with a look of death, but turns and asks for a mic.)

EZ:What you need to do is......

AT: Just stop right there Zieba, you shut the **** up for a **** minute for once!

EZ:Exuse me, come again!

AT: Look Erik, look at what the EWI has become, look who is in this ring, this is a ****ing WORLD title match, and these two jackoffs are damn rookies, what happened to the glory days of MWC, when this promotion MEANT something under the leadership of good ole J.W. I survived through his leadership, that brief stint of Eli's and now you and Harders, Eddy thinks the 'E' in EWI stands for Eddy, like this is his little playground or some stupid **** like that. You were against MD from DAY ONE, we've been underrated, we've been used for push by everybody and their butt buddy, case and point Bret Kross and Matt Martin, two TALENTLESS wrestlers. I'm done with MD though, after what happened at Genesis, I'm probably better off without them, cause you've turned them into nothing more then jobbers! It's a shame how you have misused your talent to such a degree, you two rank up there with Eric Bishoff at the amount of mistakes you have made.You....

EZ:Are you done taking mine and Harders' inventory yet?

AT: Not by a long shot, but I'll stop there...

EZ:You think you the ****, and that you were misused while you were here, how about you prove yourself to everybody, becuase in my eyes you haven't done so, how about you get the oppurtunity of a lifetime and fight Hellfighter at Cosmic Encounters for the EWI Intercontinental Championship, and we will see just how good you are, or if your just blowing smoke....

AT: Please Zieba, that's less then an offer, excuse me for just one moment....

(Tasker turns around picks up a chair and gives Black and Gemini one more good shot to make sure there are no surprises from behind.)

AT:Alright, Erik if you haven't forgotten, I'm the real EWI IC champion anyway, did anybody ever beat me for it......NO! You stripped me of the damn thing, hell I didn't even have the title in my possession to be stripped, Bret Kross's punk ass jumped me after I whooped Cameron Cruise, and stole it, but did EWI management raise a fuss over it....hell no you didn't, you would just assume he was champion, just as long as its not a member of MD your all happy!

EZ:You raise a good point, but Alan, you think you are above all that now, what made you so high and mighty all of a sudden? But ok, I'll do you one better, come Cosmic Encounters, you can have a WORLD title shot, the thing you've been waiting for your entire tenure here, against the man you just attacked, Gemini.

AT: What makes you think I even WANT to come back Erik, what good would it do me, I have nothing left here, I'm on my own, MD is gone, what would giving me a world title shot do for me, like I need a title to know I'm better then him?

EZ: Alan, if you didn't care then why would you be here?! Why all these attacks, WHY ALAN!?

AT: Simple Zieba, I never forget ANYTHING somebody does to me, whether is be good or it be bad, I NEVER forget, everybody who got theirs tonight deserved it, I did this to prove a point of how this promotion has gone to the dogs, which I don't see too many around here especially around the restaurants, wonder why that is.... But I didn't follow the EWI, I was doing my own thing here in Bangkok, I used to ****ing live here and who drops by but the EWI, coincidence?....maybe.....maybe not, but that doesn't matter.

EZ:Well Tasker, I'm making the match for Cosmic Encounters, between YOU, and Gemini, you can show up, or don't show up, its up to you, but if Gemini is so terrible, why would you be so scared to take him on for the title?

AT: I fear nobody Erik! The EWI title means so little now, its practically not even worth fighting for, you might as well sell the fifteen dollars of gold in the belt to a pawn shop or something, its not worth much for anything else accept maybe an oversized paperweight.

EZ:Never the less, you have a match for Cosmic Encounters if you don't show up you in breech of contract, something you ought to think about.

AT: Oh yeah, like that contract means anything anymore, I wipe my *** with that stupid contract, hell I do YOU one better, you can take my contract of shove it where the sun don't shine, don't hold your breathe on me showing up!

EZ: Whatever you say Alan whatever you say, I personally don't give two ****s about you or MD, but I'm offering you this match for you to prove yourself once and for all, you don't show up, be prepared to rep the reaper!

(Cue up 'Renegade Master' - Wildchild, as a smug Erik Zieba walks to the backstage area, as Tasker takes an alternate route through the crowd.)

BS: Can you believe it! Commando is going to get his shot at the World Title in South Korea as he faces new champion Gemini!

MP: Oh BABY! Someone go get me a basket girl cause I've been waiting for this show to finish!

BS: For Mike Powers, Victoria McCave, and everyone else at EWI...this is Brett Sanders wishing you good night! Coming up next.........wait a second we've got another problem in the back!

[The camera cuts to Nemesis leaving the stadium. Suddenly a large dark figure dressed in all black to include his face being concealed jumps out from the shadows and busts a 2x4 over the head of Nemesis. Nemesis tries to fight him off but is too stunned to be able to stop the man in black from pounding his head in with the 2x4. The man picks up the now unconscious Nemesis and throws him into a nearby dumpster and sets it on fire. Security seeing the disturbance quickly arrives and extinguishes the fire as the dark figure disappears. The cameras then notice spray painted on the wall behind the dumpster the words "I HAVE JUST BEGUN, MD WILL NOT SURVIVE"]

BS: What the? We'll have to find out about this later folks! Stay tuned for Heatwave in Japan coming up nextime!!!

[Credits Roll]


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