[The scene opens up in one of the dressing rooms in the back. Sitting around talking to eachother 'Good God' Kevin Powers and 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst watch the television monitor and watch a couple of events.]

KP: I'm tellin ya Rose I'm getting tired of being screwed by this company. Back in the days of Locke everything was cool. Now that punkass Zieba and his dwarf Harders took over I don't get any wrestling time what so ever.

RF: Well what are you gonna do about it? You know the best way to draw attention to yourself.

KP: Yeah this is true. Yeah I think I'm gonna give that Son-of-a-Bitch a piece of my mind.


[The camera finally cuts to Bangkok Stadium. As the camera pans around it picks up thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Mike Powers who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]

BS: Welcome one and all to the second installment of the EWI’s Asian tour that continues right here in Bangkok. Welcome to Shockwave in Thailand!

[Fireworks begin to go off as the EWI promo begins to play on the giant screen televisions which are sponsored by Samsong. As the crowd continues to scream the camera cuts back to Sanders and Powers.]

BS: Welcome everyone to Thailand! Home of the 13th Asian Games as well as the 7th Games!

MP: Oh but tonight baby it's home to Extreme Wrestling International and we're gonna blow the roof off of those two other phoney shows.

BS: Well tonight promises to be a show to remember and.....

[Cue up "Wanted: Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi.]

[The crowd LEAPS to their feet as through the curtain walks Mark Maverick. Dressed in blue jeans, a cut off sleeveless t-shirt, and addidas shoes, he makes his way to the ring, not slapping hands but occassionally tossing a smile in one direction or the other. He climbs up the stairs. As he gets to the top of the ringsteps, he stops and turns toward the crowd. His eyes pan the SCREAMING crowd. He turns back to the ring and climbs to the middle rope, puts his hand into the 'bull' position, leaps into the air, bounces once on the top rope in a seated position facing the crowd, springboards of the rope with a backflip and into the ring. A mic is tossed his way and he puts it to his mouth.]

MARK MAVERICK ( MM ) : Someone warn the censors…

[The crowd screams loudly and Mark stops speaking long enough to give a little grin before…]

MM: Cause Mark Maverick has the ***** ***** MIC! [HUGE POP BY CROWD] Now this past week in Asia, I've had a good time. Took a side trip to Japan to visit one of them **** Geisha. Found out they don't hang out with whiteboys like me, probably too TEXAN if you know what I mean. Oh well, not like I needed it when I could jump on over to TAIWAN and get whatever … so I bought her a drink… and that other girl… and… well ****, I was drunk by then anyway! So what was next on my agenda?…

[Mark puts his finger to his temple as if thinking.]

MM: …hangover… after that… OH YEAH! Read the crapsheets that are saying Mark Maverick's got one foot in the grave. Seems that my little Vietnam submission has spelled my doom as a top calibre athlete. Seems I'll be doomed to 2nd tier status along with Mikey Shulze, fighting that loser until he gets it through his skull that he's no better than me.

[Mark stops for a moment, brushes his long hair outta his face before continuing.]

MM: BUT … that ain't happenin'! Sure, I'm gonna teach Mikey a thing or two when I get around to it. I'm gonna make sure that he FINALLY sees that skank **** for what she is. How am I gonna do that?

MM: Buy Mikey some glasses?

MM: … uhm, NOPE! I'm gonna beat the **** livin' **** outta his **** wannabe holier-than-thou **** carcass until he sees straight… cause right now he's as **** blind as a bat in a **** blindfold! He's passed himself off as someone who is… "CROSS-eyed", but I didn't know just how **** cross-eyed he was!

[Mark stops for a moment to let a POP die down.]

MM: But enough about that **** Blind, mouthy, fake ****… I got love in the air, not that LUST that Mikey's little **** has eyed on. I got Mercedes on the mind. What? You think I've lost my edge? That I couldn't continue in that… 'painful' hold of Cruise's? ****, you gotta be as dumb as HE looks! You wanna know why I did what I've NEVER done before? One reason - I wanted out of the match. Sure, if I could've gotten the win and bigger fight-purse, that'll been great. But I figured, he's slapped on this… 'painful' hold, good chance to get outta this waste of a match and on to … BIGGER things. I stole the kiss, he stole the match, and NOW - I've stolen his manager's heart!

[Out of the back comes Cameron Cruise. He's not dressed for fighting, but more for promotional stuff - given that he's not on the card tonight. He charges the ring…]

MM: What's wrong Cammy? I can't help it if you don't know how to GET a woman… if it'll make you feel better, she's still your business associate.

[Cameron is in the ring and a stare down develops. The crowd is ready for blood, and Cruise appears to be ready for it as well. From the back runs Mercedes Devon. She's not dressed in 'character' either. As Cameron draws back, she grabs his hand. He spins around violently until he sees who's grabbed ahold of him. She says a few words in his ear and he walks back out through the ropes. As he walks down the stairs, Mercedes turns back to Mark with a scolding look on her face. That look is followed by something else though… a quick kiss. As we fade to commercial, Mark has a BIG smile on his face.]

BS: Folks we've got to take a break. Don't you dare go away!


BS: We're back folks.

MP: Oh did you see that Mercedes Devon? Torn between two lovers....feelin like a fool.

BS: It's obvious that Maverick is trying to play with the poor girl's mind.

MP: She has a mind? What a thing to waste.

BS: Would you stop. Folks! Tonight in Bangkok.....

MP: (singing) Keeps a hard man.....

BS: Don't even start that! Tonight in Bangkok we have for you a total of NINE matches for the show to include several debut matches with 'Inferno' Kevin Hernandez, Flame, and 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson.

MP: Well I know all about Rob Sampson. He's the man that took Total Championship Wrestling's World Title belt and never let go of it!

BS: Yeah granted they shut down due to low income for cards, but that's another story. Flame and Sampson will go at it as Hernandez will take on ring veteran Chris 'Puffy' Welider.

MP: Oh another inferno? Don't we have enough firestarters in the EWI?

BS: That we do. In another match we have 'Extreme Dream' Wayne Roberts taking on Pri$m.

MP: Oh the man with the golden contract! And he's taking on Jeffery Roberts brother?

BS: They are not bothers and rest assured Pri$m did NOT get a golden contract.

MP: Then it has to be at least silver.

BS: Try copper...

MP: OUCH!

BS: Another match this evening we have the revived Tee Sledge going one on one with the giant known as X-Con.

MP: Hey. You know how X-Con works. He might just take that Screw Sledge, take the cane to him, and make him is ring bitch!

BS: Have you lost it? You know how Zieba gets about cursing on the program. And as for the cane that was in Singapore. Not Thailand.

MP: Singapore. Thailand. They all look the same to me. I'm a international man of mystery baby YEAH!

BS: Oy vey. Also on the card we have Jamie Baker going against a man known as Tabu.

MP: Tabu. Where have I heard that name before?

BS: Well as you think of that, also on the card, we have the first of two title defenses as Maximum Overdrive take on The Gothic Alchemy.

MP: Oh it doesn't matter about these two cause if it isn't Simply Stunning then I just don't care.

BS: What if it was The Greats?

MP: Oh then I would care.

BS: After that we have San An's Best trying their best to climb back up the Tag Team ladder, but they're gonna have the time of their lives going against current NthWA Tag Team Champions The Showstoppers.

MP: And that's the thing that gets my bag baby. Who really cares if they HAVE NthWA Tag Straps? I mean they're usless here so why bother to flant them?

BS: Cause maybe they're proud of them?

MP: Then flaunt them in the NthWA and not here.

BS: And that's the views of Mike Powers. Coming up after that we're gonna have the first of TWO extreme matches here tonight.

MP: What the company was named for.

BS: Eli Flair, recently dropping the Extreme title to of all people Eddy Love, will go one on one with The Destroyer Dante Inferno in, and let me make sure I'm reading this correctly, a Genocide Rules match.

MP: OH YEAH! Tied by the neck with a dogcollar and chain they have to battle it out just so they can get to the ladder. If they can get up the ladder and reach for the Coal Miner's Glove, which is wrapped in barbed wire, then they can use it on their opponent. In order to win this match, not only does the glove have to be captured, but your opponent must NOT answer the ten count!

BS: I would just love to guess who was creating that match.

MP: Give ya a hint. Start at the end of the alphabet.

BS: I should've guess. Finally, in the Main Event, it will be challenger Gemini trying to finish the feud between him and current EWI Heavyweight Champion Pat Black. And the amusing thing about this match is that it's going to be a Killing Floor Match.

MP: Yeah baby! Nothing in the ring, but around it will be broken glass, barbed wire, thumb tacks, and rat traps! One set on each floor.

BS: And this was Black's idea, but will it come back to haunt him?

MP: Oh we're gonna find out tonight yeah!

BS: Let's get to the first match for Shockwave!


'Inferno' Kevin Martinez vs. Chris 'Puffy' Weilder

6'4", 298lbs | 6'6", 245lbs

Tampa, Flordia | Portland, Orgeon

'Guerilla Radio' - Rage Against The Machine | "Spin Spin Sugar" - Sneaker Pimps


Weilder attacked "Inferno" before the bell, but the Tampa native was soon in control of the match. Martinez wowed the audience with a spear that sent Weilder flying between the ropes and out of the ring. Weilder rolled back in and was promptly greeted by a superkick. Martinez put the finishing touches on the match after hitting a DVD and then executing his Exterminator maneuver onto a couple of chairs placed in the ring by his manager, Bobby Young.

Winner: 'Inferno' Kevin Martinez


BS: An impressive win over the former WOW Tag Team champion. Wouldn't you say so Mike?

MP: Oh yeah I'm totally excited baby.

BS: No you're not don't lie. Coming up next folks we have....

['(Can't You)Trip Like I Do' by Filter and The Crystal Method begins to play in the background as 'Good God' Kevin Powers and 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst come out from behind the curtain. Up above, on the big screen TV's that fill the arena clips of Powers in action are showed to the thousands in attendance tonight. At the top of the rampway Fairhurst is the first one to hit the scene. She is wearing torn jean shorts and wearing a 'Emperor of Hardcore' shirt. Coming up behind her is 'Good God' Kevin Powers. Dressed in street clothes and a championship belt draped on his shoulder, he gets behind Fairhurst and holds his arms out in a Y pattern. Behind them a white fountain like pyro effect goes off and the crowd shoots a chorus of boos. They make their way to the ring and get inside. Fairhurst makes her way in and points to the outside so that the ring announcer can make his way out.]

BS: Well it looks like we're gonna have some words from your bother tonight.

MP: He's not my brother I swear!

BS: You don't have to like Mike. You don't have to lie!

[As the Mike Bravo leaves the ring Fairhurst grabs the microphone out of his hand and looks out towards the Thailand crowd.]

RRF: Let's see if you guys know it....hopefully you don't. It's that time, once again, for EVERYBODY to hop aboard the.....

[In unison the crowd chants together ROSE TRAIN!!!]

MP: OH THEY KNEW IT BABY YEAH!!!

RRF: God I swear it just doesn't matter where we go everyone knows that chant!! DAMMIT!

[Fairhurst hands off to Kevin Powers and he looks out into the crowd who is giving him a roar of cheers.]

KP: (holds his hand up to the crowd) Calm down people this will only take a second. People of Bangkok. I just want to let you know that I love your country very much. Not only for the fine liquor that you serve, but the way your ladies treat Good God on a nightly basis. I can't think of a place where a woman would get into a basket and spin around several times......

[The crowd starts to cheer during Powers comments while Fairhurst makes her way next to Good God.]

MP: Wait? They do that here? I heard about that basket shagging and....it's done here?

BS: I thought you knew that.

MP: (gets up) I have to go and get some drinks.

BS: Sit back down you are not going anywhere.

MP: DAMN!!!

KP: Anyways, before I lead off the subject, I just wanted to point out to the entire crowd this piece of gold I have in my hand. You see in the United States, in a federation called ChampionShip Wrestling Alliance, I am considered a champion as evident here by this Tag Team Championship belt I have right here in my hand. Yet, in this place called Extreme Wrestling International, I don't get the respect I should be getting. Why? I don't know exactly. I have proven myself time and time again that I am among the tops in this sport. As a matter of fact there is one certain person in this league that has had his little finger on my career and has made sure it has gone nowhere QUICK! Basically what am I saying? I would like to bring that person out so he can tell Good God, face to face, why he is being the way he is. So, at this time, ZIEBA...GET YOUR GOAT SMELLING ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!

MP: What the?

BS: Oh no he didn't!

['Renegade Master' - Wildchild begins to play as Co-Owner Zieba comes out to a chorus of boos. He stands at the top of the platform with microphone in hand looking down at Kevin Powers and Fairhurst]

KP: Hey why don't you come into the ring so we can discuss matters?

EZ: Whatever you have to say to me Powers you can say from right there. I can hear you PERFECT from right here.

KP: Oh yeah. That's right. The last time you were in the ring you kinda got a broomstick upside your worthless skull. Gotta give Eddy Love cool points for that one.

EZ: Whatever. You obviously called me out for a reason. So unless you plan on telling me what you want then I suggest you take you, and your wild rabid pet, out of the ring and back to the dressing room.

RF: Why you Son-of-a-.....

KP: Careful now you know how much he likes cussing in his federation.

RF: Yeah. PG rating my ASS!!!

[The crowd lets out a roaring cheer after that comment.]

KP: Now what I was trying to say is why do you have your little thumb on my career here in EWI? Is it that you're afraid of letting me loose on this federation KNOWING I can destroy everyone in my path?

EZ: You know the reason why I cannot let you compete in this federation and that is point blank.

KP: No I don't . It can't be about the liquor considering you had a LUSHPAC RULES match at the last Pay Per View! And it can't be because I tend to get extreme otherwise you wouldn't call this rathole EWI! So tell me. Tell me why Good God cannot compete here and it better be a DAMN GOOD REASON!

EZ: It's because......

KP: Before you answer that I just wanted to show you, once again, that I still hold belts in federations that are MUCH MORE BETTER then whoredives that I'm in right NOW! So rethink your lie and tell me the TRUTH!

EZ: So.....you want to wrestle in the EWI? That is what you're telling me?

KP: Yes El Presidente. Can't you hear me?

EZ: Actually. No I can't. Say it again. Say that you want to wrestle in the EWI.

KP: Fine. I, Kevin Powers, want to wrestle in the EWI. Did ya hear that moron?

EZ: Oh yes I did and you're about to get your wish. Now stop me if you've heard this before. At Heatwave in Japan......in that very ring.....

KP: What? Do my ears decive me Mr. McZieba? Are you about to give me a match?

EZ: Oh yes I am. In Japan you will wrestle and it will be an Extreme match no less. Let's call it....oh what's a good one....how about this. Since I'm in the Barbed Wire mood let's have a BURNING Barbed wire strap match!

KP: A burning barbed wire strap match? Are you KIDDING?

EZ: Oh believe me I'm not kidding. And it will also be a NO DQ match as well. And the only way to win is when you drag your opponent around just so you can tag all four corners.

KP: Hey you........

EZ: Oh and if you don't take this match you will be in breech of contract and that easily means I can fire your ASS! And I know how much you wanna be in EWI so I think you'll be taking this.

KP: Fine! Then tell me this. Who is my opponent gonna be? Flair? Love? MAVERICK?

EZ: Oh no. Surprise to you. It's gonna be against none other than EVAN AHO! And it's gonna be for the TV TITLE! Consider it the MAIN EVENT OF JAPAN!!!

['Renegade Master' - Wildchild begins to play again as Co-Owner Zieba makes his way to the back, but this time under a chorus of cheers from the Thailand crowd. Kevin Powers and Fairhurst just look at eachother and back up the rampway in shock, but soon they eventually leave as well.]

BS: MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! Zieba has spoken and the Main Event for Japan is gonna be Aho vs Powers in a burning barbed wire strap match for the Television title!

MP: Oh I know he didn't see that coming, but GROOVY BABY! Good God is gonna be our new TV champ as of Heatwave in Japan!!

BS: We have to go to a break folks, but stay tuned we'll be right back!

[Previews of Heatwave in Japan begin to air.]


Flame vs. 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson

6'4", 290lbs | 6'2", 260lbs

Minneapolis, Minnesota | Cincinatti, Ohio

| "Biggest and the Best" - Clawfinger


This match was all Sampson. Early on, he hit a beautiful springboard frog splash but it was only good for two. The obviously more inexperienced Flame could come up with no way to counter Sampson's offense despite having a size advantage over "Mr. Main Event." At the ten minute mark, Sampson finally decided his opponent had had enough and gave him the one-two punch of his Showstopper superkick and Headliner reverse DVD to put him away.

Winner: 'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson


MP: Oh baby! Mr. Main Event is proving to everyone why he is truly World Championship material! We were lucky to get him you know.

BS: Well if that's what you think. We're gonna move into our next match......wait I'm getting word that there is.......cut the camera there!

[The camera cuts to Victoria McCave and several other EWI officials standing over someone trying to help him up.]

BS V/O: Hey Victoria what's the problem?

VM: Well Bret it seems that someone has attacked Pri$m and has knocked him out cold. He's not responding to the EMT's on hand and an ambulance has been called.

MP V/O: But sugarbaby he's got a match next. Can't you stand over him with yoru skirt and revive him?

BS V/O: Would you stop that!

VM: Very funny Mike or should I call you Mr. Hands? Needless to say I don't think Pri$m will be making it to his match. I'll have a further update for you once I find something out.

BS V/O: Not a problem Victoria.

[The camera then cuts to 'Extreme Dream' Wayne Roberts walking along the hallway towards the ring area.]

MP V/O: Oh here comes Wayne Roberts, but do you think he knows?

BS V/O: Hopefully there is someone in the back that is free tonight......


'Extreme Dream' Wayne Roberts vs. Pri$m

6'7", 261lbs | 6'9", 285lbs

Miami, Flordia | Houston, Texas

'Rearranged' - Limp Bizkit | "My Own Prison" - Creed


[As Wayne Roberts continues to walk around in the hallway towards the enteranceway Jeffery Roberts suddenly comes up behind him.]

JR: Hey Wayne!

[As Wayne Roberts turns to see what's going on he gets caught with a superkick to the jaw from Jeffrey Roberts. He stands over him for a second and smirks, then procedes to put the boots to a fallen Wayne Roberts.]

BS V/O: What the Hell is this about?

MP V/O: I don't know, but it's great!

[Suddenly "Fireworks Music" - Handel begins to play as The Mastero Bryan Blair comes out along with his valet Contessa. He takes a slow walk to the ring and taunts the Bangkok crowd along the way.]

MP: What is HE doing here tonight?

BS: He's not on the card to wrestle tonight so there must be a reason!

MP: Hey maybe it's to talk about that beating he recieved from Jeffery Roberts in Vietnam?

BS: He was double teamed and you know it.

[Bryan Blair finally makes his way into the ring and reaches for a microphone.]

BB: Tonight, is the night, that I feel that I must make my feelings known. When I wrestled in the Multinational Wrestling Corporation I was considered a Champion among Champions. Now that Mr. J.W. Locke has left the establishment he has opened the cell doors and let the convicts take over what was once a true example to pure wrestling. Not, mind you NOT, the filth you see in this federation today. Extreme Wrestling International? I cannot be assoicated in a gutter federation like this. Therefore I have come out to tell you blood thirsty degenerats that The Mastero Bryan Blair quits!

BS: He what? He quits?

MP: NO! He's what gives this show some first rate class!

['Renegade Master' - Wildchild begins to play as Co-Owner Zieba comes out again and has microphone in hand.]

MP: You think he's upset?

BS: Ask others that have wrestled here. You don't cross that boss!

EZ: It seems....that everyone likes to speak their opinion tonight. So Mr. Blair. You want to quit is that right?

BB: Yes. Once you and Randy Harders took over what was once a five star federation it has dropped ever since. I was once one of the Elite, but now you make me look like a pesant next to, of all people, Jeffery Roberts.

BS V/O: Speaking of which, if the viewers look at the split screen, they'll see that officials have finally got Jeffery Roberts to quit his attack on Wayne Roberts.

MP V/O: Maybe Jeff Roberts will come out here and get what he really deserves from Bryan Blair.

BS: Well officials and EMT's have finally gotten to help Wayne Roberts and he looks bad Mike.

MP: People are dropping all over the place. What's gonna happen next?

No Contest


BS: Well I guess this match isn't gonna happen tonight.

MP:That shags a fat one...

BS: Wait just a damn minute, he's BACK! Alan Tasker wielding a chair has crepe into the ring behind Blair.

MP:Oh this is gonna be a groovy match!

BS: I don't think he is here for a match Mike...

MP:Then why is he in the ri.....

BS:Shh

MP:Wha..

BS:Shh

MP:Al...

BS: Take a course in shh-nomics 101! Tasker just put down the chair, why I don't know, but he is creeping up closer to Blair and Zieba is pretending like he isn't even there. Tasker just did leg sweep to Blair right leg, taking him off his feet, now Tasker is laying in the boots to Blair.

MP:Hell of a ma....

BS:Shh, its not a match MIKE!

MP:Then what is i.....

BS: Do you need tutoring in Applied Shh-ology or something?! Tasker just went and picked up the chair and plastered Blair's cranium with it, Tasker now going to ringside and picking up a few more chairs and throwing them in the ring. Tasker now getting back in the ring taking on of the chairs and REPEATEDLY jamming it into the right leg of Blair. Now Tasker puts the chair around Blair's leg and accends the turnbuckle and jumps off onto the chair on Blair leg probably SHATTERING Blair's ankle. Now Tasker doing a series of stomps to the chair just adding insult to injury to Blair's already injured ankle. Tasker is now dragging Blair to the turnbuckle where he then exits the rings grabs Blair's legs, and pulls them, introducing Blair's crotch to the ringpost.

MP:And I don't think they hit it off to well Br.....

BS: You get a F on your shh exam Mike, Tasker now twisting Blair's right leg around the post in ways in wasn't meant to bend. Now Tasker taking a chair to the exposed right leg of Blair and blasting it with the chair repeatedly, Blair is screaming out in agony of his leg being torn apart at the hands of Commando. Tasker now stopping for a moment and throwing a table in the ring.

MP:What he gonna do with it I wond.....

BS:Do you need remedial shh-courses?! Anyway, Tasker nowre-entering the ring, and setting up the table and placing Blair on it, but instead of Blair's torso being placed in the middle of the table, it's Blair's right leg, Tasker is letting the other dangle on the side. Tasker now with a chair, again accends the turnbuckle with a chair in hand and does an.........Arabian Face Buster? Onto the exposed leg of Blair, the leg ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY, I think Blair's leg is broken, infact I'm positive it's broken, I can see part of the bone sticking through his skin, I think Alan Tasker has just ended the career of Maestro Bryan Blair, Contessa is in tears outside the ring as she has just witnessed this carnage, frozen in fear and unable to do anything to save her man.

(Tasker leaves the ring with no music or anything and Co-Owner Zieba's look turns from awe to fear but Tasker just passes by Zieba knocking him out of the way like he wasn't even there.)

BS: DEAR GOD SOMEBODY GET SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION OUT HERE, WE ACTUALLY NEED IT THIS TIME!

[The camera cuts to a break previewing Cosmic Encounters in South Korea Pay Per View.]


Tee Sledge vs. X-Con

6'1", 225lbs | 7'2", 475lbs

Boston, MA | Alcatraz, California

'Mother' - Danzig | “Biggest Killer in American History" - Bad Religion


(Coming back from the break both Tee Sledge and X-con are in the ring, but the ref is having some trouble getting Dr. Deputy out of the ring.)

BS: Well this out to be a good match from two up and comers if they can ever get Dr. Deputy out of the ring...

MP:I would just like to get it out now that Alcatraz is a PRISON on an island in San Francisco Bay, not a city with a jail in California.

BS:X-Con's mom, was put in Alcatraz for shooting his dad, Mike and she had him there.

MP:Um hello Bret, Alcatraz was a Federal prison, X-Con's hot mama would have been put in a State prison.

BS: Well maybe they tried her in a Federal Court or something maybe his dad was a cop or something.......

MP:Bret, Alcatraz was a MALE prison.....

BS: Good point! Then where the hell is X-Con really from???

MP:X-Con probably doesn't even know that one, he's been living a lie his whole life and we just discovered it!

BS: Yeah but who's gonna tell him?...

MP:Not me Bret, that's all you.

BS:(puts pinkie next to mouth) Right............

MP:That's the spirit!

BS: Well anyway, Dr. Deputy has finally gotten out of the ring after much protest, but he left a chair in the ring, which the ref just happens to NOT see.

MP:Damn Lens Crafters to HELL!

BS:Alright, well there's the bell and both men go to grapple up in the center of the ring but X-Con gives Tee Sledge a boot to the stomach.

MP:Uh oh, you don't wanna be in a bent over position like that next to X-Con, he might get shower room flashbacks.

BS: That's just disgusting Mike!

MP:Hey just don't drop the soap anywhere near that guy....

BS: Whatever you say Mike, well anyway X-Con throws Tee against the ropes and gives him the big boot sending to the ground, X-Con bounces off the ropes and gives Sledge an Avalanche.

MP:Sledge might was well be taken to a butcher he's a cow patty now.

BS: That's hamburger patty Mike.

MP:Same difference....

BS: Well anyway, X-Con picks back up Sledge, and sets him up for a Powerbomb and hoists him up, but NO, Sledge is punching X-Con, annnnd X-Con falls down with Sledge in a Lou Theiz press kinda position on top of him wailing away. But X-Con regains his senses and pushes off Sledge, but Sledge quickly exits the ring, and springs boards himself off the top rope with a plaunca, but NO X-Con catches him, and moves him into a sidewalk slam and slams Sledge to the ground, X-Con goes for another avalanche.

MP:But nobody's home for Halloween this time!

BS:WHAT?

MP:I dressed up like a prisoner when I was a kid, isn't that what X-Con is doing?

BS: Um, Mike you ever listen to yourself or do you just talk?

MP:Honestly?

BS: Yes.....

MP:Just talk.....

BS: That explains ALOT Mike! But anyway, as X-Con gets up Sledge throws him into the ropes but X-Con reverses, BUT Sledge COUNTERS with a high cross body sending X-Con to the mat, he hooks the massive leg, 1......2.....NO, he kicked out!

MP:That is as close as it gets baby, yeah!

BS: It sure is, X-con back to his feet, he kicks Sledge in the gut and goes for the powerbomb again, but Sledge counters AGAIN, but this time he puts him in a hurricarana, 1........2......3... NO X-Con kicks out again.

MP:I thought that was three!

BS: There you go thinking again Mike and you know what happens when you start to think....

MP:No what?

BS: Bad things man............bad things....but enough about that, Dr. Deputy is now distracting the referee, but why?

MP:That chair in the corner that everybody forgot about THAT'S WHY!

BS: Good deduction Mike, Sledge has the chair and he just COBASHED X-Con, with that chair, and he goes for the cover, but Dr. Deputy didn't look at what was going on in the ring, and is still distracting the ref while Sledge is covering X-Con, and Sledge gets back up and turns the ref around, but X-con has gotten back up and goes to give Sledge a double ax handle from behind and moves out of the way and X-Con misses Sledge, and the ref and ends up nailing Dr. Deputy the very person who warned him to duck from X-Con, but Sledge gives X-Con a low blow and as X-Con keels over, and Sledge grabs him by the neck takes him up in the turnbuckle anbd excuctes a Tornado DDT.

MP:That's it! 1......2......NO! X-con kicked out.

BS: Nice call Mike, but Sledge quickly goes up top, turns backwards and does THE HAMMER! Oh my it's all over 1.........2...............3 TEE SLEDGE WINS!

Winner: Tee Sledge


BS: Mike. I'm being told in my headset that Bryan Blair has been taken to the hospital right now and from what I'm getting from the EMT's it's not good.

MP: Alan Tasker is back. Commando is back and he attacked with a purpose!

BS: We'll be right back folks. After the break we have Jamie Baker against Tabu.


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