BS: And Sampson, with the help of Dan 'Ego Buster' Ryan, has retained the Federation Title!
GM: Much like your initals this is total BS! Ego Buster just screwed Corleone out of the EWI! And where was Cancer?
BS: I never knew Cancer and Corleone had an alliance.
GM: Well crud they were trying to be survivors! I can't take this anymore.
BS: Well if you can't take this then you might just like what's coming up next and that's the special twelve man Extreme Survivor match!
GM: As if we needed that. Another Zieba ploy for ratings go figure. What's the object of this match.
BS: It's rather interesting to say the very least. It will be a six versus six affair and you can use weapons, but here's the catch. You can still get counted out and even DQ on the outside! A win MUST happen in the ring. And of course the team that survives is the winner.
GM: Well we might as well start this one up cause I know The St. Louis Calab-O have been looking towards this the entire night.
BS: Folks let's take it to the ring!
As the music started up for The St. Louis Calab-O the group was showered with boos as they entered the ring, but quickly changed as their opponents were announced. One by one the other team appeared at the rampway with Hellfighter showing up last. Once there they all got into a small huddle and eventually rushed the ring attacking the SLC starting the match.
BS: It's a free for all in the middle of the ring!
GM: How is the ref gonna control something like this? This has got to be impossible with all of the hatred in the ring.
BS: With the special rules, if enforced, then everything should be well controled.
GM: In the EWI? Yeah right!
As the ref somehow managed to get control the bell rang and the match was underway. Justin Sane was the first to enter the match as was Zero for his team and they went after eachother with a fierce look in their eyes. With every move Sane made towards Zero, Zero managed to duck under and around Sane and connect with a stiff chop to the seven foot plus monster, but it was obvious that Zero went to the well one too many times. As Zero tried to go for another chop Sane managed to block it and connect with several stiff shots to the face and body followed by a scoop powerslam. Sane then picked Zero back up in a military press slam and tossed him out of the ring.
BS: And Sane just MANHANDLES Zero over the ropes!
GM: Give it to the SLC they don't take nadda from anyone.
BS: But he's not going after Zero.
GM: Hell take the countout victory. I would.
BS: That's because you're a coward and you know it.
GM: What do you want me to do clap my hands?
As Sane celebrated with this teammates only the ref noticed that Zero found a kendo stick under the ring and slid back in with it. Slowly sneaking up behind Sane he lifts the kendo stick between Sane's legs QUICKLY getting his attention then, as he turns around, Zero takes the stick and bashes in-between the eyes of Sane dropping him instantly. Then, as Zero goes for the quick cover, the ref gets a three and a surprised Sane, along with the rest of his group, cannot believe what just happened.
BS: Zero just pinned Sane!
GM: Say it right cause it was with the help of that kendo stick!
BS: Remember if it is IN the ring then it is all good.
GM: Oh please what was Zieba thinking when he booked this match.
With Zero's back to Sane, as he is getting up, Sane and The St. Louis Calab-O attack Zero from behind and start a six on one beatdown before the rest of his team can come in and help.
BS: AND THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!
GM: Well if you got pinned by Zero wouldn't you look for some redemption?
As both teams begin to have a falling out Ricky and Tommy Payne, along with The Electric Company make their way to the outside and begin to nail eachother with foreign objects laying around the ring. As the ref is trying to gain control inside of the ring he notices what is going on outside of the ring and quickly calls for the bell on all four wrestlers.
GM: Oh my GOD they just got counted out!
BS: And now the numbers are quickly fading away for both teams in this exciting match.
GM: With some messed up rules if you ask me.
BS: That's why we're not asking you.
On the inside Hellfighter and Bass are going toe to toe while Gemini and DeeZee are doing the same. As they continue to fight it out Gemini and Hellfighter accidently bump into eachother as Hellfighter is reaching back to hit Bass with another stiff punch, but accidently nails Gemini in the back of the head causing him to be caught off-guard by DeeZee's finishing manuver The Riot Stopper and getting the quick pin.
GM: NO WAY!
BS: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Gemini was just pinned by DeeZee! Upset of the night!
GM: Upset Hell DeeZee knew what he was doing.
BS: But look where he got help from. It was in the form of Hellfighter.
GM: DeeZee took the advantage and he deserves all the spoils.
Finished with Gemini, DeeZee goes to help out Bass with Hellfighter, but forgets about Gemini who gets back up and attacks DeeZee from behind with his finisher Torquemada taking DeeZee down to the mat. Screaming in pain DeeZee calls for help, but Bass and The Naughty Frog are tied up with Hellfighter and Zero. Seeing what's going on the ref finally tries to administer the law to Gemini and surprisinly he lets off, but not before Inferno catches DeeZee with a missile dropkick and covers him for the three count and pin.
GM: Now you have to admit Gemini is just a flat out poor sport! He shouldn't even BE in the ring right now!
BS: Say what you want, but DeeZee just got pinned by Inferno and now both teams are down another member apiece!
With Gemini finally going to the back Hellfighter and Bass start to go at it as the rest of the team members make tehir way back to their respective corners. With Bass gaining the upper advantage he continues to connect with vicious chops and punches until he backs Hellfighter into the ropes. Then, after a Irish whip, Bass connects with a sidekick dropping Hellfighter to the canvas. Seeing that he has the chance Bass starts to go up to the top rope, but as he is doing so Gemini comes running back down the rampway and climbs up the stairs pushing Bass of the top rope and landing head first on the canvas. Hellfighter, unknowningly, rolls on top of Bass for the pin.
GM: Oh you got to be kidding me! Will someone PLEASE control the freak!
BS: Even I'll have to admit Hellfighter got lucky on that one and he is not excited about it in the least.
GM: Well how woudl you feel? Extreme World Champ getting a cheap pin.
Surprised Hellfighter tries to figure out what is going on when he sees Gemini on the outside of the ring. Frustrated, Hellfighter goes out of the ring and begins to 'discuss' with Gemini why he did what he did, but Gemini turns his back on Hellfighter and walks away. Hellfighter then catches up to Gemini and turns him around, but as he does Gemini follows through with a wicked shot to the face stunning Hellfighter. Gemini then slips on Torquemada and holds it in place on the outside while other officials come running out trying to break the hold. Meanwhile, on the inside, the ref has no choice but to count out Hellfighter.
GM: WILL SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
BS: Gemini just cost Hellfighter the match and he will not continue in this Extreme Survivor match!
GM: I mean damn! Is Gemini done yet? Someone get the freak some Huggies for crud sake!
Now with three left The Naughty Frog tries his best to hold off Inferno who finally becomes the legal man in the ring. As The Naughty Frog manages to get the upper advantage he whips Inferno into the ropes and comes charging after him with a splash, but Inferno manages to move out of the way and inferno catches a staggering Frog with a Implant DDT. Inferno then tags out to Zero who runs into the ring towards the ropes, jumps onto them, and leaps off with a moonsault onto a prone Naughty Frog (The Fox Drop) for the three count and the victory.
BS: It's OVER! Zero and Inferno are the sole survivors!
GM: It would've been a different story, but Gemini had to stick his nose into business where it did not belong!
BS: What a match folks! I can't ... wait something is going on in the back!
GM: Go figure
(As the camera cuts to the back the scene shows EWI Owner Erik Zieba walking around the hallways with The Dark Carnival just as Gottfried catches up to them.}
MG: Zieba what the HELL are you doing? Why are you not putting the World Title on the line? And what's up with this tournament? You know when Love wins I'll change that around.
EZ: You wish you could, but you can't. Seems I had a little talk with YOUR higher ups in the SSN with my lawyers and everything is official. There is no way in HELL you can change this contract. So if you MANAGE to win ... the King of the Cage will go down no matter what.
MG: Then why isn't SSN reps in the brackets?
EZ: Oh ... (walking away) did I forget to add them? I guess that's bad for you. Damn I hate when I forget stuff.
{As Zieba and TDC walk away laughing a steamed Gottfried looks out towards Zieba with a evil look just as the camera cuts back to the announcers' table.}
GM: I swear I hate him. Reminds me of that other owner.
BS: Don't go there. Folks! Coming up next it's Tribal Instinct facing off with The Mechanical Animals for the Tag Team Titles.
GM: Tribal Instinct got a make over and dropped that bimbo for a manager and look where it got them. To the SSN and World titles that they deserved, but now they've got to face the Junon warriors The Mechanical Animals. All I can say is thank GOD this isn't a Long Hard Road out of Hell match.
BS: And speakin of which I see a famous singer si ready to go.
GM: Really? Who?
BS: Folks let's get to the ring for the next match!
The lights go out all over the arena. At the stage area, a curtain is circled around it. The stage area then lights up a bright red. "Pinion", a song that is just guitar riffs and is a Nine Inch Nails song, begins to play very loudly. The fans are very pumped and excited and begin cheering. The song begins to slow and the curtain falls as Marilyn Manson begin performing "Antichrist Superstar" and the fans begin pumping their fists in the air. Manson and the band shock hard and the crowd's reaction is off the scale. Three minutes and thirty seconds into the song, during the second "pump fist segment" of the song, Angelus, Jessica, Ruiner, and Kelly emerge from the backstage area. Angelus is wearing leather pants, leather hip jacket, black shirt, and black boots. Jessica's wearing a short black skirt, dress shirt, dress jacket, gold framed eyeglasses, and has her hair pulled back. Ruiner is wearing a white, short sleeved fishnet shirt, white nylon cargo pants, and white boots. Kelly's wearing a Marilyn Manson "Mechanical Animals" t-shirt, leather pants, and black boots. Ruiner and Kelly walk ahead and Angelus motions to the back as a large group of soldiers emerge and line the ramp way as added security. Angelus points to the back and two soldiers stand near the entrance. Angelus and Jessica then follow Ruiner and Kelly to the ring. The four discuss amongst each other as the song concludes. The fans are still screaming and cheering at the top of their lungs. They slowly calm down and Manson makes an address
Marilyn Manson: Hey! Hey..Tribal....Tribal Insuck!
{Manson stops for the crowd pop}
MM: You called these guys Trent Reznor wannabes. Well, I guess since we agreed to perform at another EWI event for them, that makes them Marilyn Manson wannabes too! You guys seem like avid POD fans..
{The crowd boos}
MM: I agree.
{The crowd cheers}
MM: Guys, I just wanted to say that POD sucks and so do you!
{The crowd cheers loudly}
MM: I want everyone out there the show their support for MA and put up your middle fingers for these POD wannabes!
{The crowd pops and lift their middle fingers}
BS: HELLO! Some big words from Manson.
GM: Notice how he'll SAY stuff, but never BACK IT UP! He just needs to stick to the mic and shut the Hell up.
Brandon Williams and Ruiner start the match for their repective teams. Brandon Williams drives a knee into the midsection of Ruiner and then applies a side headlock. Ruiner shoots Brandon Williams off to the far ropes but Brandon Williams comes back with a shoulder block that sends Ruiner to the mat. Ruiner hits a leg sweep that sends Brandon Williams to the mat and applies a arm bar. Brandon Williams reaches the ropes and Ruiner breaks the hold and Brandon Williams catches him with a knee in the mid section, Brandon Williams then reaches over and tags in Trypp Williams. Trypp accends to the top rope and comes off with a flying clothesline. Trypp with the cover. One.. Kick out.
BS: It's a little early for the a pin attempt.
GM: Those Mechanical Animals should just roll over and let the Tribe win.
Trypp applies a side headlock. Ruiner backs Trypp into his corner, blind tag by Angelus and Ruiner sends Trypp off to the far ropes, Leap Frog by Ruiner and Angelus comes over the top rope with a springboard Clotheslin. Arm drag by Angelus and a tag to Ruiner. Ruiner climbs up top and comes off with a knee drop to the arm of Trypp Williams. Hammerlock applied by Ruiner and he sends Trypp Williams into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Trypp stumbles backwards and Ruiner hits a beautiful German Suplex. One..Two...Thr....Save by Brandon Williams. This brings in Angelus and all four men are in the ring. Ruiner has Trypp in one corner and Angelus has Brandon in the other. Ruiner and Angelus whip both men out of the corner right into the referee.
BS: The ref is down.
GM: Come one Tribal Instinct. Let's go.
Angelus drop kicks Brandon Williams out of the ring and and catches Trypp Williams in a Front Face lock hitting the Angels Touch, Ruiner comes off the top rope with a swanton bomb. Ruiner goes for the cover, but the referee is knocked out. Angelus turns to revive the ref and Cole Steele comes out of the crowd and hits a DDT on Ruiner in the ring. Angelus spins around and sees Cole Steele and Cole Steele slides out of the ring and Angelus chases after him. Brandon slides back in the ring and sets Ruiner up on the top rope and Trypp climbs up and hits a Hurricanranna as Brandon climbs the opposite corner and hits a elbow to the chest of Ruiner. Brandon with the cover. One...Two...Three.
GM: They've done it! Tribal Instinct have retained the titles for the glory of the SSN!
BS: They were robbed if you ask me.
GM: Oh come on now you're starting to sound ... like ... me ... oops.
BS: Yeah that's what I thought. Folks you know what's following this Pay Per View and that's the big one of the EWI otherwise known as Genesis! This year it takes place right back in the United Center in Chicago!
GM: Oh who cares about that! Everyone knows the EWI will be under SSN control soon. I mean, come on, it's Eddy Love! CSWA World Champion and all around nice guy!
BS: Say what you want, but he's gonna have to face the terror known as Tabu and he's got guidance from the woman that lead Love to the title ... Sweet Melissa.
GM: She should've stayed with her man, but she's about to learn the hard way don't screw with Love.
BS: Folks it's the Main Event so let's go to the ring!
Entering the arena first is the special guest referee, Hellfighter.
BS: Hellfighter is looking a little dazed still, Gary Mac.
GM: Well after wrestling in a 12-man Survivor match and then getting attacked by Gemini, you'd be dazed too, Sanders.
Tabu walks out to the ring next with EWI owner, Erik Zieba, and the lovely Melissa walking on either side of him. His stride is one filled with purpose and he most certainly has his game face on. Eddy Love walks out next, accompanied by Saul E. Dangerously and 187.
BS: This building is literally alive with the cheers and boos of the crowd!
GM: Look into Tabu's eyes. He's a determined man.
BS: The future of EWI is at stake here. Of course he's determined.
The bell ring and Tabu wastes no time in laying into Love with a series of right hands, backing him into a corner. Love grabs Tabu by the throat and reverses the situation, pounding on Tabu's midsection rapidly. Love looks away for a moment and Tabu seizes the opportunity to punch him in the side of the head and then rams his forehead into the turnbuckle.
GM: Oh! That's gonna smart.
BS: These two will probably do anything they can to each other.
Tabu tries an Irish whip, but it's reversed and he goes into the corner. Love catches him with a clothesline on the rebound and goes for the cover. Hellfighter counts: one, two, Tabu kicks out. Love gets back up and sneers defiantly at Tabu. The two men lock up and Tabu gains the advantage with an arm wringer. He works the arms over, but suddenly Love reverses and he begins working over Tabu's arm.
BS: This is a sound strategy by both men in the early moments of the match. Keep it simple.
Love tries for a short-arm clothesline, but Tabu ducks under it and rolls Love up. Hellfighter counts: one, two, Love kicks out. Love pops back up, but Tabu uses a drop toehold to take him down and applies a Fujiwara armbar. He follows up by driving his knee into the arm and then applying a hammerlock. Love gets into a sitting position, but Tabu maintains the hold. Tabu converts to an armbar as Love gets to a standing position. Love forces his opponent to the ropes and whips him off. He tries for a backdrop, but is caught with a boot to the face. Tabu tries for a vertical suplex, but it's reversed by Love.
BS: Ooh! Nice reversal by Love. You may not like him, but you have to respect his ability.
Love drops an elbow. He goes to the ropes for a running start and attempts a second elbow but Tabu rolls out of the way. Tabu comes with a series of right hands and then tries for another Irish whip but it's reversed. Tabu tries for a clotheslines but Love ducks it, catches Tabu in a waistlock and drops him with a Hotshot on the top rope.
BS: Love is trying to cut off Tabu's air supply here!
GM: Good strategy! If a man can't breathe, he can't wrestle.
Love hooks a leg and goes for the pin. Hellfighter counts: one, two...Tabu kicks at out two and a half. Love pulls Tabu up and props him up in corner. He executes a couple of right hands and then drops the champion with a short lariat. Love rains down on Tabu with a series of stomps. He picks Tabu up and whips him into the opposite turnbuckles. Tabu rests against them, but Love is right there to pound on him again.
GM: This methodical pace actually favors both men, but right now Love is in control.
Tabu rolls out of the ring and pulls Love down. He rams the back of the Love's leg down onto the ring apron repeatedly. Tabu then wraps Love's leg around the ring post and and rams it into the post a couple of times before climbing back in the ring.
BS: Tabu is doing the right thing here. If Love can't stand up, he can't keep his offense going.
Love stuns Tabu with a jawbreaker and then whips him to the ropes. He attempts a flying clothesline but Tabu dodges the move and connects with one of his own. He then begins choking away on Love, only finally breaking the hold when Hellfighter gets to four. Tabu pulls Love up and attempts a double underhook suplex but Love reverses with a backdrop and begins stomping away on the knee he worked on earlier. The crowd begins to stir as Bass of the St. Louis Calab-O walks out from the back. The three men in the ring stop to look out at the entrance ramp.
BS: I don't like the looks of this.
GM: I don't know what's up with this.
Bass looks onward from the stage area. Love and Tabu immediately get back to business by trading lefts and rights. Love slides out of the ring and drives Tabu's injured arm into the ring apron. Tabu pulls away and uses the ropes to get back to his feet. Love climbs up on the apron and suddenly Tabu lashes out with a kick to the midsection. The crowd roars as he springs up onto the top rope and uses a hurricanrana to bring Love back into the ring.
BS: What a move by Tabu!
GM: But both of them are down! Bass is motioning to the back!
The rest of St. Louis Calab-O walk out from the back and on a signal from Bass run down to the ring. They target Hellfighter as they climb into the ring and he backs into a corner. Suddenly the crowd cheers loudly as Zero, Inferno, the Electric Company, and Gemini all run out from the back and climb into the ring as well.
BS: Here comes the cavalry!
GM: Didn't they settle anything earlier?!
A huge brawl breaks out in the ring with Tabu and Love getting involved as well. Suddenly 187 climbs into the ring and grabs Tabu. He chokeslams Tabu and then he and Love stomp away on EWI's represenative. Finally some officials break up the brawl at ringside and escort the Calab-O and their rivals to the back. As Hellfighter watches them leave, Love and 187 spike piledrive Tabu and 187 rolls out of the ring. Love goes for the pin. Hellfighter turns and counts: one, two, thr...Tabu kicks out and the crowd pops huge.
BS: He kicked out! He kicked out!
GM: I can't believe it!
Love pulls Tabu up and tries for a brainbuster, but Tabu blocks the move and reverses it with a DDT.
BS: Both men are down once again!
GM: Hellfighter's counting them down, but really I hope it doesn't end like this.
Both men get back to their feet as Hellfighter's count reaches 7 and Love wastes no time in clotheslining Tabu out of the ring. Tabu stands up, visibly shaken, and tries to walk off the effects of Love's offense. Love steps out onto the apron and dives down onto the challenger with a double axehandle.
BS: Uh oh. Tabu's down!
GM: Well, no kidding! Anyone's would be after the beating he's taken!
BS: Oh no! They're headed our way!
Love smashes Tabu's face into the announcer's table. Tabu tries to walk away, but the champion grabs him by the hair and smashes him into the guard rail around ringside. Tabu goes into the crowd and Love follows him. The fans at ringside go wild as the two men trade punches. Love gains the advantage and tries for a piledriver, but Tabu reverses with a backdrop.
BS: Oh my! A backdrop on the floor won't do anyone any good!
GM: Neither would a piledriver!
Tabu pulls Love back up and throws him back over the guard rail. He rams Love's face into the ringpost and rolls him back into the ring. As Tabu rolls in, Love gets to his feet and kicks Tabu in the midsection. He tries for the Hurricane Piledriver but Tabu backdrops Love and he goes over the top rope to the outside, his head connecting with the guard rail, busting him open.
GM: Love is bleeding! Oh no!
Love is now visibly bleeding from a cut over his eye but manages to roll back into the ring. Tabu whips him into the turnbuckles again and tries for a clothesline, but Love greets him with a boot the midsection and follows up with a right hand.
BS: Love will not quit! No matter how much punishment he takes, he keeps on fighting!
From out of nowhere, Tabu grabs the champion by the back of the neck and throws him over the top rope and then climbs out after him. Tabu pulls Love up and rams him into the ringsteps. He then makes his way over to the announce table.
BS: Uh oh!
GM: I'm outta here!
Tabu clears the microphones and monitors off of the announce table and sets Love up on it. He chokes away on the champion, but the referee finally forces a break. Tabu heads back into the ring and begins climbing up on the top rope.
BS: Fans, if you can still hear us, be thankful. Tabu is headed up!
GM: This is extremely dangerous!
Standing on the rope, Tabu looks down at Love, who is still lying on the announce table. The crowd pops huge as Tabu leaps up and legdrops Love. Both men go through the table and lie on the floor for many moments.
BS: Oh my god! Tabu is willing to go to any lengths to win!
GM: But he can't win on the outside, Sanders!
Hellfighter checks on both men, who are both exhausted. Ring attendants clear away the debris as Hellfighter makes sure both men are able to continue. Amazingly, Tabu gets to his feet and rolls Love into the ring.
BS: This match is over if you ask me!
Tabu lies on top of the champion. Hellfighter counts: one, two, thr...Love kicks out. Tabu wastes no time in pulling Love up and whipping him into the turnbuckles again. He attempts to follow up, but Love miraculously gets the foot up in time. He whips Tabu to the ropes and goes for a clothesline which the challenger ducks. Both men connect on the rebound with a double clothesline and Hellfighter begins to count. At eight, Tabu rolls on top of Love. Hellfighter counts: one, two, Love gets the shoulder up.
BS: My God, imagine how brutal this match would be if there were any kind of hardcore stipulations attached!
Both men get back to their feet and start slugging away. Love gains the advantage and whips Tabu into the turnbuckles, but it's reversed. Love catches himself however and Tabu, who was trying to follow up, inadvertently headbutts Love. Both men go down and Love tries for a pin. Hellfighter counts: one, two...shoulder up. Love pulls his challenger up and whips him to the ropes. Tabu stops short and connects with an Arabian Legsweep from out of nowhere.
GM: It's over! It's gotta be over!
Tabu begins to scale the ropes.
RD: If Tabu hits the DOA, EWI will have won the day!
As Tabu tries to negotiate his way to the second rope, Love escapes and drops Tabu with a spinning neckbreaker.
GM Both men down again!
The crowd cheers wildly, rallying behind both men. Once again, Tabu is back up first. He grabs Love for a DDT, but champion nails him with a low kick to the groin. Suddenly Marcus Gottfriend walks out from the back, eliciting some loud boos from the crowd.
BS: Marcus Gottfried is headed to ringside! But why?!
GM: Why do you think?
187 climbs up onto the apron and Hellfighter walks over and tells him to get down. With Hellfighter distracted, Gottfried climbs into the ring and tries assist Love but Zieba quickly rushes in after him and decks him with a right hand. Gottfried goes down but Zieba quickly pulls up by the collar of his shirt and throws him out of the ring. 187 jumps down to check on Gottfried and Hellfighter turns his attention back to the match.
BS: Finally we've got some order restored here!
Tabu, still doubled over after the kick to the groin, tries to fend off Eddy Love. He ducks a clothesline and runs to the ropes for momentum but 187 reaches in and trips him, allowing Love to kick him in the midsectionand then execute the Hurrican Piledriver. Love drops down onto Tabu for the pin. Hellfighter counts: one, two, Tabu gets a foot on the ropes but Hellfighter's hand hits the mat a third time.
GM: Love got him! SSN has gained control of EWI!
BS: Oh good God, no! Tabu's foot was on the bottom rope dammit!
BS: This isn't possible!
GM: Believe it baby the SSN RULES!!
BS: Folks we're out of time, but we will get you an update as soon as we can. For everyone at EWI ...
GM: Oh shuddup! For everyone at SSN ... This is Garrett McFarland saying GOOD NIGHT! SSN RULES!
{As the scene fades away from the celebration in the ring the credits roll.}