THE MAIN EVENT

Return Match

EWI Heavyweight Title Match

Under Hell in a Cell Rules

Everyone is Banished from Ringside

Gemini vs The Commando

6'2", 245lbs | 6'7", 268lbs

463rd Level of the Abyss | Fort Bragg, North Carolina

"Beautiful People" - Marilyn Manson | "Welcome To The Jungle" - Guns and Roses


Commando was the first to come down the rampway, but he did not come alone. As he walked down the rampway he also brought with him a laundry basket full of weapons and dragged it inside of the cage and tossed most of them inside of the ring. After he was done he rolled in the ring and took a seat on one of the turnbuckles and waited for the EWI World Champion.

The lights dim and the EWI megatron lights up, the screen flashes with images from the past. Shots of antiaircraft guns rake the sky, the film shows German bombers raining down tons of armament on Britain. Shots of fighters tangling in the sky, and soldiers prepping for war. A voiceover becomes audible over the explosions from the film.

V/O: England. Global power. With a deep and resounding history, a legacy of courage and strength. This land is strong beyond measure, deep with tradition. History lives in this country. The people are strong. Proud. Willing to fight against tyranny. Oppose the despot. Stand tall against the invader.

The screen cycles through several more images of combat, then the voiceover makes one last statement.

V/O: So London, are you ready for one more *WAR?*

The lights go black, and there's a brief ominous silence. The EWI megatron flickers into life, and it shows a visual of a solar eclipse. The sound system starts to play a low ominous whispering, which lingers for a few seconds until it is obviously many people whispering the same line "Can you hear the voices?" over and over again. The video screen shows the eclipse in progress, as the moon slowly covers the sun. As the eclipse progresses, the whispering turns to speaking, and finally loudly demanding the same question.

"Can you hear the voices?"

As the eclipse reaches the climax, the image on the screen blurs and morphs into the image of the chinese chi symbol. The voices silence as one loud yell, comes over the sound system.

"YES WE CAN!"

A huge pyrotechnic bursts across the stage, and when the explosion clears, Gemini is driving an armoured car down the ramp towards the ring. He pulls up just short of the ring, then hops out and grabs a mike from a ring attendant.

G: Hear this London! Tonight! One way or another, *THIS ENDS!* No more losers fighting for this belt, nobody gets a titleshot with a backjump and a chairshot! It all ends tonight when we hand this piece of TRASH his @$$! We're done talking now, cause it's time for us to make some history, and it's time for Tasker to *BE HISTORY!*

Gemini whips the microphone over his shoulder and rips the door open to the cage. He zips through the door and rushes Commando.

(CUEUP:"Dirty Magic" - Offspring)

BS: What the....

(From the backstage comes Eli Flair and Poison Ivy, both in their 'work' clothes, each holding onto a chair. Ivy has her Singapore Cane in her other hand, and Eli is holding onto a Steel- Plated bat. They stop walking about eight feet down the aisle.)

IVY: No, no.... don't mind us.

ELI: I believe the letter of the law was, 'Anyone who comes to ringside during this match will be terminated'. Well....

(He looks around)

Technically, this isn't the ringside area.

IVY: Don't get us wrong, we don't particularly like either of you in that cage. But beyond that, I know I'm curious as to who comes out with that belt.

ELI: Dupree, no need to thank myself or Ivy for this. But to ensure you of the clean victory. Ivy and myself are going to park RIGHT HERE and keep the peanut gallery in the back from coming out.

(They set up their chairs next to the guardrails, much to the delight of the fans.)

As Flair and Ivy continue to settle themselves in just away from the ringside area, both Gemini and Commando quickly picked up where they left off and started to fight it out in the center of the ring. They continued to battle back and forth until it was Gemini that got the upper hand and staggered Commando. Gemini then reached for a metal garbage can and he crashed in on top of Commando's head again and again until he brought the man down to his knees. Gemini then dropped the garbage can and ran towards the ropes. Coming off the ropes he surprised Commando with a dropkick square in his face and tried for a quick pin, but only managed to pull off a two count early in the game.

BS: My GOD what a move!

VM: Well it's obvious that Gemini came here with his game face tonight. Mike might say BOTH game faces, but game face neverless.

BS: Well Victoria you do have a funny side after all.

VM: I'm not all serious you know.

Gemini then picked up Commando and scooped him up for a running powerslam, but as he was doing it Commando managed to jump off and get behind Gemini pushing him straight into the turnbuckle dazing the World Champion. As Gemini was trying to gain his composure Commando went for one of the Keno sticks laying in the ring and swung at Gemini catching him on the forehead as Gemini turned around. Commando then returned the favor with repeated shots on the head of Gemini until he busted him open and blood started to flow. With Gemini down Commando went for his first pin attempt, but only to get a two count as well.

BS: And now we've got blood from Gemini, but this match is far from over.

VM: After Seoul with Cosmic Encounters I never thought these two would be able to fight again, but seeing this I don't know if they'll ever quit.

BS: And looking at our monitors I can see that this match has picked up a new fan base in the back.

VM: Well hopefully they can keep their ground otherwise someone will be getting a pink slip that quick.

As the match continued inside of the ring several wrestlers from the back, to include Evan Aho, watched from behind the curtain. As Aho continued to watch he was suddenly stuck from behind by Bret Kross and that knocked Aho outside of the curtain and onto the top of the rampway.

BS: It just don't quit! 'Ironman' Bret Kross has just attacked Evan Aho and is fighting it out on top of the rampway.

VM: Both he and Aho were named by Gemini to be on of the first to fight for the World Title and they have the contracts to prove it. My guess is Kross it trying to knock out Aho so that he can have that shot alot quicker.

BS: Well remember Flair was named too and he's blocking the ringside area off from everyone.

VM: I just hope Aho can stand his ground.

Back in the ring Commando was getting the better of Gemini again which lead to him hooking Gemini up in a suplex, but instead of slamming him down to the canvas he placed him on the top turnbuckle instead. After a couple of more face shots Commando climbed up to the top turnbuckle, hooked Gemini, and connected with a top rope DDT planting Gemini into the canvas.

BS: DEAR GOD! Gemini has to be out!

VM: There's Commando with the cover. One...

BS: We can have a new World Champion right now!

VM: Two....Th--NO! Gemini kicked out JUST in time!

BS: How he survived that I don't know, but looking at the top of the rampway here comes trouble!

As the war raged on in the ring, Aho and Kross continued to fight on the top rampway slowly making their way down the ramp. As this was going on Flair stood up and took notice. As they got closer Flair stated to head their way in hopes of trying to get them away from the ringside area, but as he was trying to break it up he was met with a sucker punch from Kross which got the attention of Flair.

BS: Sucker punch by Kross and the big man did NOT like it!

VM: And now he's proving that by attacking Kross.

BS: And now Aho is starting to help, but Flair just pushed him out of the way. And now they're having a war of words.

VM: Well someone better pay attention cause Kross is back up and.....

BS: He just wacked Flair from behind with a spinning heel kick and that knocked Flair right into Aho! And now Flair AND Aho are getting into it!

VM: And don't count out Kross cause he's in it as well.

As Flair, Kross, and Aho continued to fight in the isle, Commando managed to open up a small clearing in the top of the cell and pull himself through it with Gemini following. Now with both on top of the cage Commando continued his dominance by continuing to club Gemini down on top of the cage. With Gemini down Commando reached into his pants and pulled out a bag of white power and poured some into his hand. As he was doing this Gemini managed to notice what was going on and as soon as Commando turned around Gemini slapped Commando's hand so that the power went into Commando's eyes instead and that's when Gemini took over. As Commando was trying to get the power out of his eyes Gemini locked in one of his famed clawholds right on the bottom of Commando's chin and brought the man down to his knees until he was closed to passing out.

BS: And now Gemini is taking the fight to Commando on the top of the cage.

VM: Commando has beat him down time and time again, but Gemini just keeps getting back up and it seems stronger than ever.

On the outside of the ring Flair, Aho, and Kross continued to fight it out just outside of the ringside area. At one point Flair almost stepped over the line, but Ivy managed to push him back saving herself and him from immediate termination from the EWI.

BS: Ivy with a quick save there.

VM: Go Girl Power!

BS: Spice Girl theme now right?

VM: Would you expect less?

While this was going on Gemini backed up a safe distance and waited for Commando to come to his feet. As Commando was about to get up Gemini ran towards the Fort Bragg native and caught him flush with a spear taking both off of the top of the cage and right on top of Flair, Aho, and Kross on the ground below.

BS: MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? SPEAR BY GEMINI!!!

VM: Last time it was Commando putting Gemini through a window with a spear and now it's Gemini returning the favor by knocking both of them off that cage.

BS: And right on top of Flair, Aho, and Kross no less!

At this time several security and EWI officials came down the rampway to check on the fallen wrestlers and after a few moments all were finally moving again. As Commando and Gemini were slowly heading back towards the cell and back into the ring the other three wrestlers were pushed back towards the backstage area still fighting it out between eachother. As they got to the top of the rampway both Aho and Kross attacked Flair one final time, but were suddenly struck from behind by Poison Ivy and her Singapore Cane.

BS: OH that's gonna hurt those two for weeks!

VM: Nobody, and I mean nobody, messes with Flair and Ivy unless they know they're gonna pay for it down the line and they just did!

BS: Well security just took control at the top and finally order is being restored.

As everyone finally cleared the isle it was back to Commando and Gemini in the ring both bloody and battered. As they continued to brawl the sound of a helicopter came off from the distance and headed towards the ring. The crowd starts to murmur ... a wave of noise that comes from the Upper Deck slowly down.

BS: What's this? ... There's ... someone, dressed head-to-toe in black, dropping from a helicopter ... hovering over the arena! He's on some kind of line!

VM: I don't know what to make of this, but someone is getting ready to cause some chaos right here and right now. I would just like to know who it is.

BS: Well for now we can't tell ... this character is completely covered in black ... the wrestlers haven't even noticed, but I'm sure Dupree has.

VM: Oh I'm sure he has.

BS: Well, this stranger has finally landed on the roof of the cage, unbuckling himself from the line. He's ... he's pulling at the fencing that makes the roof ... and part of it gives way! This masked man pulls the corner away, and a whole section of the fencing has been exposed! Gemini has been laid out somehow, and this Masked Man must have said something, because Commando is now looking, shocked, up at the top of the cage! And ... OH MY! The Masked Man just leaped through the gaping hole in the roof and landed on Commando! What carnage!

VM: Can this match get any more out of control?

BS: This crowd doesn't seem to know what to make of this interruption, but they know what to make of THIS developement, Commissioner Chad Dupree is marching to the ring, looking very furious.

VM: Zieba let him in control and now he's about to flex his muscle!

BS: But the man in the ring holds up his hand, beckoning Dupree to wait ... and somehow, he does ... stopping outside the cage, but lifting the microphone to his lips.

CD: Now I don't know who you are ...

[The Masked Man grabs a microphone that conveniently was laying around, and continues to hold out his hand, beckoning Dupree to stop.]

CD: Who do you think you are, telling ME to stop? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ...

[The Masked Man, still holding out one hand, holding the mic in it, reaches with his other hand, and pulls the mask off, to reveal ...]

BS: STEVE RADDER! STEVE RADDER IS IN THE RING!

[The crowd roars as the mask comes off, and then roars again as Radder, now holding the mic in his teeth, turns his beckoning hands into two single fingers. Dupree's eyes widen, as does the smile on Radder's face.]

SR: Now, now, now, let's all act like civilized adults, OK? You'll note, 'Lackey', that I'm not AT RINGSIDE ... I'm in the ring. I never WAS at ringside ... I WAS on top of it. So that takes care of that ... so, unfortunately for you, you don't get to fire anyone for Mr. Zebo today!

CD: Radder ... I promise you ...

SR: Speaking of! You see, I'm a man of my word ... keep my promises and such ... and I told you ... along with everyone else ... very clearly ... that no World Title match will end on a proper note until I've had my chance. The chance I'm legally entitled to. And here I am ... [Radder gestures to the carnage; both men still unconscious.] doing just what I said. There IS no winner tonight. Only losers. [Radder reaches for the line, again buckling it to his belt. He slowly begins to be pulled up by the helicopter, up into the night.] Let the people have what they want. Let them go home happy. Trust me - it's better this way.

[Radder tosses the microphone down at the still-shocked Commissioner.]

CD: You'll pay, Radder! Oh, how you'll pay!!

Commissioner Dupree disappears behind the curtain and the match finally continues again. After a couple of minutes Gemini managed to get to his feet before Commando and went for a steel chair on the outside of the ring. As he was sliding back in the ring Gemini set up the chair in the center of the ring and then went for Commando and whipped him into the ropes. On the way back Gemini shot a quick boot to the midsection of Commando and was about to go for a DDT on the steel chair, but Commando managed to block it and instead picked up Gemini on his shoulder and dropped him with a Soman Drop right onto the steel chair. Commando then picked up Gemini and set him up for a corkscrew piledriver in the center of the ring. After a cover.....it was finally over.

Winner: Commando (New EWI World Heavyweight Champion)


BS: He did it! He did it! Commando battled through HELL and got his first ever World Title via The Nose Dive!

VM: Yes he did! Bloody, battered, and in obvious need of medical atteniton Commando has done it, but don't count out Gemini cause he put up one Hell of a battle as well.

BS: Yes he did. And now Commando is making his way out of the ring with the World Title in hand and we're just about out of time. Folks we're gonna keep you updated on the condition of Mike Powers as soon as wel find something out. For Victoria McCave and the rest of the EWI I'm Brett Sanders say.....

VM: Hey where did Gemini go?

BS: He' right (pointing to the ring) well he was in the ring.

[As the cameraman in the ring looks around it picks up on a hole in the canvas.]

BS: Where did that hole come from?

VM: You don't think?

BS: Oh no.....

[The cameraman looks under the ring and he finds Gemini laid out with a Kermit doll on his chest.]

BS: MY GOD BLACK HAS STRUCK AGAIN!

VM: But he wasn't even .... unless he was under the ring the whole time.....

BS: We're gonna have to answer that later. Folks we'll see you again at Shockwave in Barcelona Spain! Good night everyone.....WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION IN COMMANDO!!

[Credits roll.]


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