[Saturday....the day of Heatwave.]
[Its 6AM and Nemisis is shown sleeping in his luxury suite at the Ginza International Hotel. The camera is focusing in on Nemisis when you hear a door closing. You then see lighter fluid being sprayed on the sleeping Nemisis who wakes, eyes bulging as he struggles to get up. A black gloved fist holding a steel bar connects with a thud to the head of Nemisis and his eyes close. Then a gold lighter with Ft. Bragg etched on it is snapped open by the gloved hand, the flint is struck and the lighter comes to life as it is tossed onto the chest of Nemisis which bursts into flames. The eyes of Nemisis open with a look of horror as blankets are thrown onto his burning body by some guests who noticed the man in black leaving the room with a large laugh as the fire engulfed Nemesis.]
[Saturday, 4th December. At the Narita International Airport, the plane that is carring Simply Stunning finally arrives before the big event tommorw. As they come off the plane and into the terminal they are stopped by a EWI representative.]
Rep: Simply Stunning?
SW: Yes that would be us. How can we help you?
Rep: I have a letter for you.
[Simon Wilcox takes the letter and reads it over. After reading it he looks at his tag team partner, Michael Hardy, and then looks back at the letter.]
MH: What's the matter?
SW: It's a letter from my father. There is something the matter with my mum.
MH: What is it?
SW: Her medical condition....
MH: Yes?
SW: ......has turned for the worst.
MH: My goodness. I'm sorry to hear that.
SW: I have to go him....now.
MH: That's fine we can go now. (looks towards the rep) Tell Mr. Zieba and Mr. Harders we need to take a vacation right now, but we'll be in contact with them.....soon.
[Simply Stunning heads towards another airline as the EWI rep walks away.]
[The camera finally cuts to the Tokyo Egg Dome in Tokyo, Japan. As the camera pans around it picks up thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Mike Powers who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]
BS: Welcome one and all to the third installment of the EWI’s Asian tour that continues right here in Tokyo. Welcome to Heatwave in Japan!


[Fireworks begin to go off as the EWI promo begins to play on the giant screen televisions which are sponsored by Samsong. As the crowd continues to scream the camera cuts back to Sanders and Powers.]
BS: Welcome everyone to Japan! Home of Tokyo Disneyland, Sega Theme Park, Sumo Wrestling....
MP: And big deal! Did you hear at the top of the broadcast? Simply Stunning has left the EWI! What kind of a world do we live in where Simply Stunning abandons the EWI?
BS: This is true folks. Simply Stunning has left the EWI for personal reasons. Also noted is the sudden departure of The Chaos Dragons. They looked like they were ready to climb the ladder.
MP: But it doesn't matter. They both left and all I can blame it on is that of San An's Best.
BS: What? How?
MP: They came back here to the EWI claiming that they run the show and now it's obvious that they ran two of the best tag teams out of the EWI!
BS: Well I don't think that is the case, but we have one.........
['Renegade Master' - Wildchild begins to play as Co-Owner Zieba comes out to a chorus of cheers. As he walks by the ring he heads towards the announcers' booth and shakes the hand of Mike Powers and Brett Sanders. He then reaches for a microphone and heads inside of the ring.]
MP: Hey he's out here kinda early.
BS: You're right this time. It must be kinda special.
EZ: People of Japan
(Cheers from the crowd)
EZ: Welcome....to....EXTREME WRESTLING INTERNATIONAL!!!
(Huge cheers from the crowd now)
EZ: Now I do have one major announcement tonight and it will shock the foundation in which the EWI was built on, but first I would like to pass a little message to Commando cause I know he is watching this very program somewhere. Commando what you did last week in Thailand was excusable. Not only did you manage to put a lot of the top stars in the EWI through some pain, but you also managed to ruin the wrestling career of one "Maestro" Bryan Blair. Now you say you did what you did because of the treatment you received? Is this what I'm to understand? Well, how about this. You got your little main event match at Cosmic Encounters in South Korea against Gemini since EVERYONE knows that's what you wanted. Then again you did say you would think about it. Well, when you think about this also keep this in mind. If you do NOT show for that main event...well then...I guess you'll find out what the Unemployment line is all about now won't you?
Second thing and this is my personal favorite subject. 'Good God' Kevin Powers.....
(Crowd gives a HUGE POP)
Oh I take it you like this guy?
(Again a huge pop)
Well, let me tell you something about this Hero to the Fans. Kevin Powers is nothing more than a MGD drinkin', Smartass talkin', lady stealin', rotten to the core Son-of-a-Bitch! And I can cuss cause it's MY SHOW! I am SO CONFIDENT that Evan Aho is gonna kick your butt that I'm gonna be at ringside to see this event cause there is NO WAY I'm passing this up! And why? Cause I, along with the many in attendance tonight, want to know if you bleed blood or beer!
But now. The MAIN reason I came out here is because I want to introduce the EWI, and to the fans, a new member of the board. Now I know what is being said right now and that is why do we need someone new on the board of EWI? Well, quite simply, it's because some people around here are writing more wolf tickets that their ass just can't cash! So I went FAR AND WIDE to find a new person to keep....order in this federation. THEREFORE, without further ado, I would like to introduce to the EWI and to everyone who watches, the NEW COMMISSIONER of Extreme Wrestling International…CHAD DUPREE!!!
[“Open Your Eyes” by the Guano Apes begins to play as Commissioner Dupree emerges from the back and heads to the ring. Dupree is wearing a black EWI logo t-shirt, khaki Dockers, and a pair of white Nike cross trainers. He’s also carrying some papers with him as well. He climbs into the ring and is handed a microphone by the ring crew.]
CD: Thank you, Co-President Zieba. It is an honor to be able to bring my particular abilities to such a fine organization. Those of you who are familiar with me know that I’m tough, but fair. Those of you who don’t know me, get to know me quick because I’m the man you all answer to now. Presidents Zieba and Harders have given me complete autonomy as commissioner to see that things go the way they should. That having been said, I’m here to squash something right now. There is not going to be any NthWA invasion of any kind. How do I know? Because the NthWA was my promotion, and I have shut it down to accept this position. However, every wrestler that was here as part of the NthWA invasion has been offered a contract with the EWI and they have 2 weeks-that’s 14 days-to accept or refute our offer. Now then, seeing as it’s my first night on the job and I haven’t ruffled any feathers yet, it’s about time I do just that.
[Dupree pauses to shuffle through his papers.]
CD: One of the esteemed Presidents of this organization has taken it upon himself as of late to interject himself into his matches. Where I come from, that’s not something taken lightly, and I’m not going to take it lightly either. I hold in my hand, a contract. The terms of this contract are crystal clear. What it says is that at Cosmic Encounters in South Korea, K-9 will be wrestling in what I like to call a Torture Chamber match. Various instruments of torture will be scattered about ringside and an electrified Hell in a Cell cage will surround the ring. The only way to win is to force your opponent to submit or surrender. Oh, and incidentally, K-9’s opponent will be none other than…RANDY HARDERS!
[The crowd stirs.]
CD: I told ya, I’m tough, but fair. Good day, everyone.
[“Down in the Park” by Maryln Manson starts to play as Harders comes out from behind the curtain wearing a suit and tie, microphone in hand. He paces a little as Dupree and Zieba look a little shocked.]
RH: Hold on one second there, Comissioner Dupree. I am not sure if I heard you correctly, did you say I am going to wrestle K-9 at Cosmic Encounters?
[Dupree stands in the ring and nods.]
RH: Okay, so I am assuming this is supposed to deter me from interferring in other people’s matches? (He laughs.) You have made my year, sending me back into that very ring against the man I dispise. What a harsh punishment you have given me. I hope I never screw up again.
You have done nothing but please me son, you have placed me in the ring with my strongest critique. Thank you!
[Crowd cheers as Harders heads back laughing the whole way. Then, “Open Your Eyes” starts back up and Dupree exits.]
BS: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! Chad Dupree, once the owner of the NthWA, is now the Commish of EWI!
MP: And they said anything was possible, but I never thougth they meant that. Someone is getting shagged tonight in Tokyo!
BS: Can anything else happen tonight! And we haven't even started the MATCHES yet!
MP: Oh it's the beginning of the show baby. You know something can ALWAYS happen in the EWI.
BS: Right you are. Tonight in Tokyo, Japan we have a total of ten matches for tonight. Starting off is two people who are NOT liked in the front office as of late.
MP: Oh yes. Jamie Baker and Pri$m haven't been producing the ratings that they said they would so they are pretty much on thin ice at the moment.
BS: Coming up after that we have one of the new sensations in the EWI, Sky Suicide, continuing on his winning streak as he tries to pull one out against 'Too Sweet' Brian Schwartz.
MP: Suicide is going strong, but he will be facing a veteran of the EWI. Oh can he do it baby. CAN HE DO IT I TELL YOU?
BS: You're letting the Saké get to you aren't you?
MP: Oh behave.
BS: After that we have Tee Sledge, who has been seen around Television Champion Evan Aho as of late, talking on Flame.
MP: Flame was on Ice during his first encounter, and with the recent factor that Sledge has he might be on ice again.
BS: Following that we have a new tag team to the ranks of EWI. Bass and Deezee, making up Amplified, will be taking on The Darkness in tonight's match-up.
MP Well this Amplified have been exactly what their names says, but can they back it up against The Darkness or will the get lost in the dark?
BS: Good question and it will be answered tonight. Also on the card we have Cameron Cruise, in manys eyes coming off that impressive upset victory over Mark Maverick, going against the powerhouse known as X-Con.
MP: Oh Cameron is very ready tonight baby and I don't think X can mark his spot out if you know what I mean.
BS: You're going into this too deep Mike. After that we have the battle of the Roberts as 'Extreme Dream' Wayne Roberts takes on Jeffery Roberts.
MP: Well this one started from last week and Wayne hasn't looked happy all week, but on the other hand Jeffery Roberts is one of very few to hand Blair a loss.
BS: We know a Roberts will win, but which one remains the question at large. After that we have for you some of Japan's favorites in action.
MP: Oh yeah baby! San An's Best might as well call Japan home cause they are VERY WELL KNOWN here, but I'm gonna have to go with The Greats with this one cause....after all....
BS: You sold out to The Greats? I can't believe it.
MP: Hey I have to!
BS: Oh really. Well after that mach we have Hellfighter facing off against Mark Maverick in a non-title afair. These two have been trading words for a long time now and perhaps it can be setteled tonight.
MP: Well it can or cannot, but I know one of those two better bring a lady to ringside.
BS: You never quit. The first of two title bouts will follow that as Eddy Love puts it all on the line as he faces 'Ironman' Bret Kross.
MP: He's got a new name, a new attitude, and I think he might just have a new belt after tonight!
BS: And then it's time for the main one created by Co-Owner Zieba himself. Evan Aho, fighthing for more than one thing tonight, will be facing 'Good God' Kevin Powers in a No DQ Buring Barbed Wire Strap match.
MP: Oh and don't forget it's for the TV title. And just think, after Kevin wins, the ladies will be loose and the liquor will fly cause it's gonna be a Good God night afterall!
BS: Well we'll see about that. It seems that both of our opening bout competitors are in the ring so let's get to the action.
MP: Hey have you seen the eggroll guy? He should be in the crowd shouldn't he?
BS: Do you always think with your stomach?
MP: Oh that's not the only thing that has a brain baby.
BS: Let's just get to the match.
Once the bell started both were hesitant to start off. Everytime they would get into a elbow and collar tie up they would back up into the corner and stay there until the ref would come in and break it up. As they kept doing this the crowd really got on both wrestlers cases and continued to chant 'boring.' After a few minutes it remained the same until "Hate Me Now" - NAS & Puff Daddy started to play overhead. The crowd came to their feet as Saul E. Dastardly started walking down the rampway and approached the ring. He went towards the announcers' table and reached for a microphone then continued to make his way up the stars and onto the ring apron.
SAUL E. DASTARDLY: What the hell are you two doing out here? Do you call this EXTREME!? FAR FROM IT! You two are the worst wrestlers I have seen thus far in EWI and I have decided to take it upon myself to rid this company of your worthless existence! (Fans cheer)
(Pri$m then makes his way towards the edge of the ring ropes and request a mic.)
PRI$M: (laughing) You are trying to threaten US!? (snickers) You and what army?
DASTARDLY: I thought you'd never ask!
(Saul pulls a cell phone out of his jacket pocket. The camera looks over his shoulder as he dials the numbers "1 8 7." Not a moment goes by and the music pumps up once again, and the massive giant, 187 calmly walks to the ring. Pri$m and Baker are motionless and their jaws have dropped to the floor. 187 looks up from the floor and points his finger at both of them, then slowly runs his thumb across his throat...signaling their doom. He gets on the apron and steps over the top rope. Pri$m pushes Baker into his path and the big man delivers a chokeslam and almost send him through the ring.
BS: BAKER DOWN! BAKER DOWN! 187 is making his presence known tonight!
MP: Well with these two it's not really that difficult. That old lady in the front row can make an impact in this match.
BS: This is true. This is so very true.
MP: Oh and look at her daughter! I'm sure she can shag until the morning sun baby YEAH!
BS: You never quit do you?
MP: Nope.
Pri$m is already out of the ring and trying to get up the ramp, when Tabu shows up out of nowhere and nails him with a crescent kick.
BS: HE'S LOOSE!!! TABU IS LOOSE!!!
MP: Who let him out of his cage?
BS: Well whoever did it that beast is loose and that only spells trouble for Baker and Pri$m!
He then grabs him by the head and tosses him into the ring. He gets up slowly only to get grabbed by 187 and chokeslamed through a table on the outside. Tabu then grabs a chair and ascends to the top rope...he nails baker with a legdrop off the top, with the chair under his legs. 187 moves to the outside and sets up a table from under the ring. He lifts Pri$m up and sets him on it. Tabu, with the same chair, ascends to the top again, except his target is outside on the floor. He executes a DOA off the top and onto Pri$m and both destroy the table. The crowd is on it's feet and, as best they could, trying to chant the word "Tabu." The camera gets a look at Saul who has a smirk on his face. He signals for 187 to go up the ramp and take Tabu with him. They all leave together. The camera then gets a close-up of Baker knocked out in the ring and Pri$m knocked out cold with table debris everywhere.)
BS: My GOD! Tabu and 187 have left total carnage in the ring!
MP: And it's only the first match and the fans are LOVING IT!
BS: We've gotta take a break, but once we're back it'll be Sky Suicide taking on Brian Schwartz...NEXT!!!
[Promos for Cosmic Encounters in South Korea begin to air.]
BS: Welcome back everyone. At the top of the show I'm sure everyone saw what happened to Nemesis earlier in the day at his hotel. Well, ever since that incident reports have said that he is doing better, but it is undetermined if he will bring at ringside with San An's Best tonight when they take on The Greats.
MP: Oh just because he can't get past a little fire and a scare. He should be here if he's so bloody well extreme.
BS: Now the question on everyone's mind is exactly who was the man that did that truly tasteless act.
MP: Well being an International Man of Mystery it is obvious to me that it had to be Commando considering he had a Fort Bragg lighter. That is where he makes his residence doesn't he?
BS: This may be true, but as always it could just be a set up. Once we get further word on this update we will let you know.
[Suddenly the crowd starts to go nuts as Victoria McCave makes her way down the rampway and inside of the ring.]
MP: Oh BABY! What is Amazon bride doing here?
BS: I guess it's time for an interview so let's go to Victoria McCave in the ring.
VM: Ladies and gentlemen at this time I would like to introduce to you the challenger in tonight's Main Event. accompanied by 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst, he is 'GOOD GOD' KEVIN POWERS!
['(Can't You)Trip Like I Do' - Filter and The Crystal Method begins to play in the background as 'Good God' Kevin Powers and 'Risqué' Roseanne Fairhurst come out from behind the curtain. Up above, on the big screen TV's that fill the arena clips of Powers in action are showed to the thousands in attendance tonight. At the top of the rampway Fairhurst is the first one to hit the scene. She is wearing torn jean shorts and wearing a 'Emperor of Hardcore' shirt. Coming up behind her is 'Good God' Kevin Powers. Dressed in street clothes and a championship belt draped on his shoulder, he gets behind Fairhurst and holds his arms out in a Y pattern. Behind them a white fountain like pyro effect goes off and the crowd shoots a chorus of boos. They make their way to the ring and get inside. Once inside Fairhurst goes to McCave's right side and puts her arm around her shoulders as Powers stands there and watch.]
VM: Kevin Powers welcome to Japan. (coldly) Always a pleasure.
KP: (looking out towards the crowd) How about this folks? How would you like to wake up between those two in the morning? (Crowd gives up a huge cheer) Lord knows I would. Heck Vic how about after the show we try to figure out (points at her butt) those buns can wrap (points towards his lower region) this DOG!
VM: You are truly sick you know that?
KP: Say what you want sugar britches, but you have to realize that what I want ... is pretty much what I get! Now I know Vic, if I may call you Vic...
VM: You will anyway.
KP: Oh you know I will. Now I know, Vic the Trick, that you are rather worried about this match I'm about to be in tonight considering since the very man I'm about to go against....what is his name again?
RF: I don't know. It's some A-ho Zieba signed you up against.
KP: Oh yeah. Well, this A-ho, if I'm mistaken, seems to get you weak in the knees everytime you interview him. You got a crush on him or something?
VM: He's a friendly guy. More than I can say about you two right now.
KP: Oh come on you can tell us. If you could you would bang him and you know it.
VM: WHAT??!?
KP: Don't give me that lip! You know you would bang him hands down...
RF: And ass up!
KP: Cause that's the way you like to F----forget where I was going with that, but you know you would cause he's that man of mystery you like so much.
MP V/O: I thought I was her Man of Mystery.
BS V/O: Oh yeah she's proven that to you time and time again hasn't she?
VM: I don't have to answer that question......
KP: A loss for a comeback? This isn't like you Tricky Vickie. I think you're going soft, but don't worry about it cause your little 'me time fantasy' will NEVER come true. You see Zieba screwed up when he made this match up and placed your boyfriend Aho in it. He thinks he can silence me forever? He thinks that Aho is gonna be his Savior against Good God? I'm the one that has gone toe to tow against Flair on many of occasion and always came back. I'm the one that has felt pain from Dante Inferno, but I still came back. I'm the one.....well......I'm the one that is going to have to make an example out of Aho and PROVE ONCE AGAIN why I am the Emperor of Hardcore! No DQ? Burning Barbed Wire? Strap match? You think that scares the likes of me? Hell it's YOUR Television Champion that needs to worry cause tonight, in Tokyo, I will come one step closer to making Zieba's nightmares....A living HELL!
['(Can't You)Trip Like I Do' - Filter and The Crystal Method starts back up again as Powers and Fairhurst leave the ring and head back up towards the ramp. The camera then cuts back to Sanders and Powers at the announcers' booth.]
MP: I don't think he looks too happy. Do you?
BS: What was your first clue?
MP: Well he never actually got in-between McCave and Fairhurst. Now THAT is a pair of book ends I wouldn't mind having on my lower book shelf.
BS: (laughing) Let's just get to the next match.
Both men made their respective entrances, with the crowd slightly favoring Schwartz. Schwartz got an early advantage by catching Suicide with a dropkick but a hurracanrana attempt backfired and Suicide turned it into a powerbomb. From there on, it was all Suicide. After a swinging neckbreaker, connected with his Sky Blaster spinning heel kick and got the easy pin.
BS: And Sky Suicide comes throught with another impressive win over the EWI veteran.
MP: This guy is starting to impress me, but he's nothing really Stunning.
BS: Would you get over it already? After the break we've got Tee Sledge against Flame...NEXT!
[Promos show for Heatwave in London]