BS:I have heard that Victoria McCave, has some news from the back, no wait a minute, something else is going on.
(in the back, Kross is stomping on Evan Aho, he picks up the TV Title and smashes it over Ahos head)
MP:And Kross gets his first victim, baby.
BS: Kross has flipped! We'll be right back!
BS: Welcome back folks. In case you have missed it Kross has just attacked Aho to add to his hit list roster.
MP: Oh the man is on a mission baby and he's not gonna finish until he bangs everyone!
BS: Well coming up next we've got a match with newcomer Tabu.
MP: The thing about this cat is that he's not original. Tabu. Makes me think of Love American Style baby YEAH!
BS: You enjoy yourself too much. Lion Mask is in the ring and we're awaiting his oppoent.
[As "Hate Me Now" by NAS & Puff Daddy comes on. Saul E. Dastardly is on the rampway with a microphone making his way down to ringside.]
BS: You know. I would swear I have seen him before, but I just don't remember where.
MP: Is this a dream sequence? Let your fantasies run wild baby!
BS: That's not what I meant you twit!
SAUL E. DASTARDLY: Somne of you may know me, but for those who don't. I am one of the most successful managers in the game, I have managed champions in several federations, and the EWI will be no exception! My name is Saul E. Dastardly and I am about to wreak havoc in EWI! The man I am about to introduce is the most sadistic individuals I have had the pleasure of working with. The amount of pain this man can absorb is UNREAL. And his unorthodox wrestling style can not be matched by anyone in the business! He is, without question, the epitomy of HARDCORE, here is the Arabian Assassin, ladies and gentlemen, accompanied to the ring by his handler and my personal security, 187, here is....TABU!
(The massive 187 rolls him down the rampway, chained to the two wheel dolly. When they reach the ring, he undoes the padlock and releases Tabu from the chains. He runs around ringside like a madman, tossing everything he can, into the ring.)
MP: Yeah baby, I heard about this fellow.
BS: I recall seeing a tape of this guy years ago, he competed in the King of Death Match right here is Asia, so I am sure some of this audience recognizes him.
MP: He's tossing everything he can get his hands on into that ring.
BS: He's got more furniture in the ring than the Big Harry's House of Furniture showroom! And listen to this crowd, it almost sounds like they are chanting his name!
MP: Well he has wrestled here before, but this is his EWI debut, so he has alot to prove.
(Tabu slides into the ring and runs toward Lion Mask and executes a dropkick on him, before he can move. He then grabs a chair and nails Lion Mask with it as he tried to get up. Lion Mask is staggering around and Tabu sets a chair up in the center of the ring. He then bounces off the ropes and begins to pick up speed. Lion Mask gets up, Tabu leaps onto the chair, only to springboard off of it and nails the masked man with a spinning heel kick. Lion Mask goes over the top rope and lands on the floor.)
BS: Whoa, things are starting to get a little crazy here. Tabu has gone up to the top rope and is waiting for Lion Mask to get on his feet. The big man, 187, hands him the ringbell! Lion Mask is slowly getting to his feet and WHAM! Tabu came down off the top rope onto Lion Mask with the ringbell!
MP: 187 is out there and is setting a table up between and ring and the guardrail. Tabu is pulling Lion Mask with him and is setting him up on the table.
(Lion Mask is prone on the table and Tabu enters the ring again and straightens out the chair he used earlier. He hits the ropes and building up speed. As he is hoping to the steel chair, that will springboard him to the top rope, Lion Mask is getting to his feet, on the table. Instead of the dive off the top that Tabu was hoping for, he instead catches Lion Mask in a DDT and they break the table in several pieces. It sounds like the fans are chanting Tabu's name again.)
BS: Tabu is to his feet and he rolls Lion Mask into the ring. Tabu pulls him to his feet and executes a Michinoku Driver on the masked man!
MP: What's he doing now?
BS: He's pointing up to the ceiling, I don't understand that. He going up to the top rope....he's gonna hit the moonsault!
MP: 187 is handing him a chair...what on earth?
BS: Tabu comes off the top with the chair and hits the moonsault perfectly! They both have to be out from that one!
MP: Dastardly just ran over here and called that the DOA.
BS: The name fits the move, because you should be DOA after being hit with that! Somehow Tabu still has the strength and covers Lion Mask.
MP: Stick a fork in him, he's done.
BS: ONE...TWO...THREE! Tabu has done it, an impressive victory in his EWI debut.
MP: I agree, baby.
[The camera cuts back to Kevin Kearns, who has just been watching the last match, and he reveals another sign......"Who is this Jobber?"]
BS: We're gonna take a quick break, but once we come back we've got Brya Blair taking on Jeffery Roberts...NEXT!!
MP: Oh there she is again!! JANE! JANE!! Hey JANE!!!
Coming back from the break Roberts was already in the ring waiting for Blair to come out with his valet Contessa who continues to carry that ever-obvious purse of hers. Once they got inside the bell rang and the action began. Blair was having the early advantage through this match with several chops to Roberts while he was in the corner along with several eye rakes, punches, and vertical suplexes, but he let his greatness get the better of himself. During a last series of chops Blair went to showboat and this got the best of Roberts and that is where he took control. He unleashed a flurry of moves to include a tilt a whirl backbreaker and a belly to belly suplex.
BS: Both are fighting tooth and nail in this bout and you have to appricate that.
MP: I just appricate the fact that Contessa is out here. Hey Baby! Oh yeah!!!
BS: I suppose you want to learn to play the piano now?
MP: I'll stroke her keys anyday!
After this attack Blair tried to catch his breath, but Roberts was on the move. During the match he slung Blair into the ropes and connected with a superkick right to the jaw of Blair. Then when he went to the outside to hit with his 450 splash he was caught by Contessa who was getting his attention from outside. Roberts went to to the mat and tried to get in close with Blair's lady, but Blair somehow got to his feet and went to the outside and attacked Roberts from behind.
BS: Contessa managed to break it up for now, but who knows when Roberts will have the chance again.
MP: Oh I think we're about to find out cause here comes Sampson!
At that time Rob Sampson made his way down to ringside and made sure everything was fair. Soon Blair and Roberts got back into the ring and Roberts tried to regain control, but was met with a back kick to the groin which the ref did not see. Soon Blair connected with The Overture (Atomic Drop to Knee) and was setting up for The Encore (Figure Four).
BS: ENCORE...ENCORE...Roberts is trapped in The Encore! Where is the ref?
MP: Oh I think that Mr. Sampson and Contessa are having a bit of a spat.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Sampson was approaching Contessa and tried to fight the purse out of her hands. This caught the attention of the ref and he tried to break up the two. This also got the attention of Blair, who releases The Encore, and he started to walk towards the ring ropes to see what was going on. After a struggle Sampson managed to get the purse and he started to walk away with it, but Blair was trying to reach over and get the purse. Meanwhile the ref was making sure that Contessa was O.K. As Blair was trying for the purse Sampson shot it over Blair's head and into the hands of Roberts where he made quick use of it by cracking it across the head of Blair. Once that happened Roberts shot the purse back out and went for the cover and the win.
BS: I don't believe it! Roberts got away with a cheap victory over Blair!
MP: YEAH BABY YEAH you've got to enjoy how everyone works well here in the EWI!
RS: (celebrating int he ring and looking into the camera) Hey. How about that. One down and one to go. C'ya soon Eddy.
[As the cameras follow Roberts and Sampson back down the isle they catch a glimps of Kearns again and he has a new sign..........."Kevin Powers Sucks"]
MP: Oh I'm sure Powers isn't gonna like that sign.
BS: Well forget about him. Coming up next we've got............
[Cue up Black Sabbath by Type O Negative as the EWI World Champion walks to the ring with Jade. He steps into the ring and undoes his trenchcoat to reveal the EWI World Heavyweight title with "Kermit" electric taped to the front of the belt. He grabs a house mic from a ring attendant while the Vietnamise crowd boos him unmercifully. Black drinks in the crowd reaction for a while before speaking.]
Black: In my short stay here in EWI I have been very busy. But not as busy as I'd like. The path of destruction I have started is not deep or long enough. In my first match with Jaime Baker I ended a career but not Bakers. He walked away. In my first match with Gemini I injured his already wounded arm. No fun if you are not the first person to injure it. Then I piledrove Edward Love. He feigned injury but we all knew it was far from legitimate. And even worse I've only sustained a couple of bruised ribs. So on this Asian tour I will give the Asian fans a match they will appreciate. Not the Asian fans who watch Antonio Inoki or Riki Chosu. I am referring to the fans who enjoy Sabu, Tajiri, and The Headhunters. I will bring you a match I like to refer to as The Killing Floor. The ring itself will be left untouched.
(Crowd boos)
But on this side of the ring on the floor will be broken glass.
(crowd pops)
On this side of the ring on the floor will be barbed wire.
(Crowd pops louder)
On this side the ring on the floor will be thumbtacks.
(Crowd pops even louder)
And on this side of the ring on the floor...right here in fornt of the announce team will be.......
(Black waits for the crowd to go silent)
Rat traps.
(Crowd goes wild)
Because you see I am your champion. I am your hero. I am your god. So let it be written. So let it be done.
(The arena goes dark and when the lights come back on Black and Jade are gone)
BS: DID YOU HEAR THAT? Who is gonna be the lucky person to get into the ring with Black for that type of match?
MP: Well you can bet that it would have to be a physco baby!
[The camera continues to pan the crowd and comes across Kevin Kearns again who is holding up a new sign........."Goth Sucks". At the same time Co-Owner Zieba comes down with several of the EWI Security staff and heads towards Kearns.]
EZ: That's it you're out of here!
KK: Hey I've got a ticket and I can sit here as I please!
EZ: Now while I have anything to say about it. Fellas get his ass out of here NOW!
[Security grabs Kearns and begins to drag him towards the back, but not without a struggle and a few choice words from the Iceman.]
MP: And Kevin Kearns has left the building!
BS: You can say that again. It's time for a break, but once we return we have the first of two title defenses as Aho defends against Gemini and that is NEXT!!
MP: Oh great baby! Hey there she is again! I'm telling you that is Jane F----
BS: Welcome back folks. Well to update you on something my colleuge thinks is around, but is not. 'Hanoi' Jane Fonda is NOT at this match!
MP: Oh but wouldn't it be groovy it she was?
BS: You're loosing it.
MP: And the way she looks I would STILL Shag her rotten baby YEAH!!
BS: Oh yeah. You lost it! Let's go to the TV title match!
The match begins with Aho taking charge with a duck under, then sending Gemini to the mat with belly to back suplex. Both up quickly, Gemini into the ropes, and catches Aho with a flying elbow. Gemini applies a side headlock on Aho.
MP: Yeah baby! First we go from Pat Black now to Gemini, someone save me!
BS: What’s a matter Mike, something wrong?
MP: Yeah, I could use a drink baby! Smashing!
BS: Would you please get over it and do your job?
MP: I can’t, I need some alcohol baby!
BS: Aho stands up and delivers some elbows to the midsection of Gemini, he let’s go of the move. Aho goes off the ropes and drops Gemini with a shoulder block. Aho grabs Gemini’s leg and drop an elbow on it. It then grabs the leg again and snaps it over Gemini’s head.
MP: I wonder what his plan is baby?
BS: You know, the sarcasim’s noted. Aho puts in the figure four. It’s locked in! I can’t believe it!
MP: Gemini, I think he feel asleep baby!
BS: I seriously doubt that. The ref checks on Gemini, he looks as if he is comfortable? Are you kidding me?
MP: I told you he fell asleep baby.
BS: Aho lets go, Gemini up. They both go off the ropes, double clothesline! Neither are moving.
MP: Do you hear that baby?
BS: Hear what? You’re gone, aren’t you? Aho’s up first. Aho off the ropes, drops the elbow..no! Gemini moved, Gemini up and picks up Aho…double arm DDT. Gemini goes up to the top rope, big splash! Aho bouncing off the mat. The cover by Gemini….1…..2….No! Kick out by Aho.
MP: Are you sure you didn’t hear anything?
BS: Would you please shut up? Gemini picks up Aho and puts him on his shoulder, Aho slides down Gemini’s back, drop kick by Aho, Gemini lands on his face. Aho picks up Gemini, piledriver! He grabs him again, and locks him into a guilotine.
MP: Do you hear it yet baby?
BS: Hear What!?
The air raid siren goes off. The entire crowd runs everywhere, trampling over anyone in their way. Mike Powers pops his head over the announcers table as Sanders hides underneath it. He pulls up his binoculars and looks through them. The whole time, Aho has still got Gemini in the hold and the ref is still with them.
MP: I see something! I see something baby! I think I see a POW!
Powers runs off the the bush across the way, dodging people as he goes. He grabs something in the brush and runs back over to the table. He has got a towel with something wrapped in it.
BS: What did you find, a baby?
MP: Oh sweet lord, I now know that there is a God and (he unwraps the towel) MGD beith his name!(a beer bottle is in the towel.)
BS: Jesus, someone shoot me.
They both pop their head up as they look at the ring.
BS: It is still havoc around here and Aho has still got Gemini in the hold. A fan just ran across the ring and the ref has followed her.
MP: Oh succulent MGD, will thou be mine?
BS: Who the hell is that?…..Tee Sledge has come down, he smashed Aho in the back! Gemini just dropped, so did Aho. Sledge not stopping, he keeps pounding Aho with that Chair. The ref finally turns around and sees this…he is calling for the bell!
MP: Ahhhh……Beeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
BS: Sledge still pounding him, Gemini is getting up….he sees what has happened and he chases after Sledge to the back! I can’t believe this! Finally people are starting to make it back to their seats. Everything has finally calmed down.
MP: You want some Sanders?
BS: ..
MP: It doesn’t matter what you want!
BS: You have gone crazy, just like Sledge.
MP: That may be so baby, but I got my beer!
BS: That was a great match, until Sledge decided to interject in it. So Mike, I bet you can’t wait to see Simply Stunning?
MP: Huh,…..oh yeah, yeah…sure baby…..mmmm beer..
(the camera shows Cripplers dressing room wide open, Kross is in there with a chair, repeatedly smashing the chair down on Crippler, Crippler is screaming in pain, as Kross jams the chair into his back)
BS: My God he's struck again! Kross has gone crazy. Folks we'll be back!
BS: Welcome back folks. Well I guess it's that time.
MP: YEAH BABY!!! Bring out the Uncrowned Champions!!!
BS: It's time for the reunited San An's Best.....
MP: Get to it already!
BS: Versus Simply Stunning.
MP: YEAH BABY YEAH!!!
Cue up: “Down in the Park” by Maryln Manson. Co-Owner Harders walks down to ringside, being cheered the whole way, and sits right next to Mike Powers. The wrestlers soon follow.
BS: Mr. Harders, to what do we owe the honor.
RH: I have just come down here to watch my FAVORITE tag team work their way back up the ladder to a tag team contender.
MP: Wouldn’t that mean they would have to beat Simply Stunning baby?
RH: You are a quick one, ain’t ya?
MP: That ain’t gonna happen baby, that just isn’t their bag!
K-9 starts out against Hardy, they tie up. K-9 gets the early upperhand by sending Hardy into the ropes and taking him down with a knee to the chest. K-9 doesn’t let up, he kicks Hardy several times and picks him up for a t-bone suplex.
MP: I think the doggy is foaming at the mouth baby.
RH: I think someone should put this doggy down, especially with the crap they spewed before.
BS: Which part didn’t you agree with?
RH: Christ, I thought you were smarter than that.
BS: I was just asking you for your point of view.
RH: Listen, you want my point of view? You really want it?
MP: Yeah baby, give it to us!
K-9 tags out to Lone Wulf. Lone Wulf kicks Hardy in the side as K-9 holds him. K-9 out, Lone Wulf with a powerslam, following it up with a quick elbow and a tombstone piledriver.
RH: Okay, here is my point of view; One, the whole EWI issue. Do you wanna know who put the “E” in EWI?
BS: Who?
MP: Oh, I know K-9 Baby!
RH: No dammit, me and Zieba. The name was arbitrary. It had nothing to do with Eddy Love, Eli Flair, Kevin Powers. Let alone K-9 and Lone Wulf.
Lone Wulf picks Hardy up and sends him into the ropes, Hardy gets close enough to make the tag, Lone Wulf attempts a clothesline, Hardy ducks, Wilcox gets on all fours behind Lone Wulf. Cross body block by Hardy, Lone Wulf catches him, but takes a step back, Lone Wulf goes down. Wilcox drops a leg on Lone Wulf. Both up again, snap suplex by Wilcox.
BS: So obviously K-9 is misguided about the name of the federation, we all knew that.
RH: Don’t be silly Bret, it doesn’t stop there. They seem a little forgetful of where they are.
MP: What do ya mean? Are they drunk again baby?
RH: I wouldn’t doubt that, but it’s not what I mean. What I was saying was that they seem to think that they were big names in the MWC, that they may very well be, but I don’t care. This is not the MWC. Nor do I believe that they are the biggest names I have employed here.
Lone Wulf down, Wilcox off the ropes, he hits a backflip off the middle rope landing ontop of Lone Wulf. He picks up Lone Wulf, sends him into a corner and hits a drop kick to Lone Wulf’s knee. He drags Lone Wulf to the ring post and goes outside. He wraps Lone Wulf’s legs around the ring post and locks on a figure four.
BS: Now this is what I am talking about, a little common sense.
MP: Bret, how would you know, that is not your bag baby!
RH: Shut up Bret. The fact of the matter is, name recognition doesn’t get you a title shot around here. You need to work your way up to a title shot and yes, even if your name is San An’s Best.
K-9 runs over to hit Wilcox as the refs back is turned. Harders gets up and clotheslines K-9 and then sits back down. Wilcox lets go of Lone Wulf and grabs K-9, then rolls him into the ring, following him in.
BS: What was that?
RH: I told you, I have got problems with people saying they made my company.
MP: Yeah baby, “The HARD One” still has got it!
RH: Of course I do.
K-9 shakes it off and goes after Wilcox, he tags out to Hardy who gets into a fist fight with K-9. Lone Wulf gets up and clips Hardy’s knee sending him crashing to the ground. Lone Wulf has got Hardy up in a powerbomb, K-9 up to the top rope and plants an elbow on Hardy as Lone Wulf puts him down. Wilcox bum rushes K-9.
BS: What action! The ref is trying to break up K-9 and Wilcox has Lone Wulf covered for the pin.
RH: Jesus, this is bullshit. I’ve had enough of this disorder stuff.
Harders gets up and takes a steel chair with him.
BS: Where is he going?
MP: Bathroom?
BS: With a chair?
MP: I think someone said something about a stool, but he didn’t have one baby!
BS: He’s going into the ring…
MP: It’s the quickest route.
Harders nails Lone Wulf with the chair, throws the chair to the outside, picks up Lone Wulf. He puts him in the Whirlwind, then drops him with a death valley driver. He draps Hardy’s arm over Lone Wulf and leaves.
BS: Oh my god!
MP: That was a quick trip baby!
BS: I can’t believe he did that!
The ref turns around and sees the cover. 1………2………..3! The bell rings and K-9 notices what happened.
MP: Simply Stunning wins, yeah baby!
RH: Hey…..Yo. I told you guys once, I will tell you again….don’t screw with my fed.(He leaves.)
BS: I guess Harders just showed us his creative power.
MP: Yeah baby, he still has it!
BS: Coming up, after the break, we've got Cameron Cruise going against Mark Maverick and that is....
MP: NEXT!!!
BS: You feel better now?
MP: Actually yes I do.
[Promos for Shockwave in Thailand begin to show.]
The cameras cut back to Cruise already in the ring waiting for Maverick with Devon on the outside. As Maverick makes his way down to the ring the match gets underway. As the two are going through their feeling out process Hellfighter and Miss Tania Beatty make their way to ringside and take a seat in the first row where Kevin Kearns used to sit.
BS: Well it seems that our IC champion wants to have a bird's eye view of this match.
MP: Well ever since Maverick has come out with those comments he got the attention of Hellfighter. What did you expect. Oh and there's that kitten Miss Tania. Oh baby!
As they settle themselves Maverick takes the advantage with several haymakers to the face of Cruise. Devon tries to scream instruction to her man, but instead she gets the attention of Maverick who just smirks at her. As he continues the attack on Cruise he puts him in a headlock and runs towards the ropes. Then he climes up the ropes and spins around and delievers a devestating Tornado bulldog.
BS: What a move! I don't think that Cruise is into this match at all tonight!
MP: I don't know about you, but I would just love to be into some Devon or Miss Tania right now!
BS: What about the match?
MP: I'll take a two on one anyday baby yeah!
BS: I asked for that.
Maverick goes for the quick cover, but only gets a two count out of it. He then backs off and waits for Cruise to get back to his feet, but then connects with a superkick right to the teeth of Cruise. Again Maverick goes for the pin, but again gets a two count. Seeing that he has Cruise set up right where he signals to the crowd that he's going for his finisher Givin the Horns.
MP: Oh yeah! He's goin for the HORNS!!
BS: Wait a minute. Here comes Mercedes Devon for the .... save?
MP: Oh do it for me baby YEAH!!!
At that time Mercedes Devon jumps on the apron and pleads to Maverick not to use his finisher. He then makes his way towards her and gets right in her face. After they trade a few words she ends up slapping him across his face and he just takes it. Suddenly he plans his lips on hers and engages in a rather long kiss.
BS: WHAT THE???
MP: OH YEAH!!!
At that time Cruise finally gets up and sees what's going on. He sneaks up behind Maverick, pulls him around, and hits with a face buster. As Maverick was down Cruise sets in his finisher Cruise Control and gets the submission victory. During this whole time Devon is on the mat looking down at Maverick with a rather unusual blush and smile on her face.
BS: Cruise did it! He got, of all things, a submission victory over Maverick!
MP: But look at Devon. She seems touched by Maverick's kiss. Oh behave I think she's in love!
BS: Who knows around here! Coming up next we've got the big one. Flair and Love NEXT!!!
BS: Welcome back everyone and I would like to introduce Victoria McCave to the broadcast booth.
VM: Hello Brett......Mike.
MP: Yeah baby! Wanna shag for me one time?
VM: Ugh. In your dreams!
MP: Oh you've been there and baby you've done that!
VM: Disgusting!
BS: Well, now it’s onto the main event, a Barbedwire Inferno match. The winner must set the loser on fire.
VM: You guys have no clue how much I am against this?
MP: Then why come out here baby?
VM: Because they told me I have to.
BS: Oh, this is starting to shape up as fun already. Here comes the wrestlers..
Flair comes to ringside, aparently not happy with the events that are taking place. He is followed by Eddy Love, who also does not like the environment he is about to be thrown in. Both are in the ring and the cage is lowered and lit on fire.
The bell rings and Flair grabs a hold of Love, he sends him into the corner and starts to level him with forearm shots to the head. He backs out and Love drops. Flair drops a leg on the back of Love’s head then attempts a cover. 1….2….kickout.
VM: I guess Flair is trying for the quick win.
MP: What tipped you off baby?
BS: Okay, I would really rather not go through this tonight. Flair helps Love up, Love sends him into the ropes. Flair gets caught up in that barbwire and Eddy his holding out his arm as if wait for the clothesline.
MP: Yeah baby, Extreme Eddy in the house!
VM: Eddy moves back a little, he runs and gives Flair a drop kick and Flair hits the cage. Thankfully he quickly bounces off and gets a little bit of a burn.
MP: Burn in hell baby!
VM: What is your problem, you realize because of people like you, Co-Owner Harders and Zieba book matches like this?
MP: And we thank them every day baby!
BS: Flair gets up and has a look of hatered on his eyes. He gets back in the ring, bleeding profussly. Eddy gets behind the ref, Flair grabs a hold of Eddy…he plants him with a huge chokeslam. Flair picks him up again, rack of the eyes by Love, Love gets Flair up, sidewalk slam.
MP: We need more blood baby!
VM: You are sick, this whole damn situation is sick.
BS: Would both of you settle down and do your job? Love grabs a hold of Flair’s hair and sneds him into the ropes again, again Flair gets tangled up. Love races to the other side of the ring and runs towards Flair, big dropkick, Flair moves! Love crotches himself on the barbwire.
MP: Oh no baby!
VM: This has gone out of control…
BS: Flair grabs a hold of Love and drags him to the center of the ring, drops an elbow on him and goes for the cover…. 1……2….no! Kickout by Love. Flair just shakes his head.
VM: I thought this match was decided by someone being lit on fire…not with a pin.
MP: Good point baby! Someone find an official!
BS: Flair grabs a hold of Love and nails him with a piledriver.
Cue up: “Down in the Park” by Maryln Manson. Harders walks out from behind the curtain, he carrys a microphone.
RH: Excuse me! Excuse me! Stop the action for just one god damned minute….Thank you. Now ref, I know you think you are doing the right thing by counting the pinfall, but…well….your just screwing up…as always. So why don’t you make yourself non-existant until one of these men are set on fire. Then you get off your skinny ass and have them ring the damn bell. You got that? No, it doesn’t matter, it’s what you are going to do.
Harders walks back to the back.
BS: Wow, I guess that answered all of our questions. Flair and Love just looking at each other. Love and Flair tie up. Love with the single leg take down. Love starts to work on Flair’s leg. He drops an elbow right on the knee of Flair. He does it again! And again! Flair in agony.
MP: I’m so happy baby, It’s going to be a good old fashioned barn burner.
VM: OH lord…..someone should stop this match.
BS: Love wraps Flair in the figure four. Flair looking around for something to use. He grabs some of the barbwire and hooks it around Love’s head. Love immediatley lets go of the hold.
MP: What is that coming out of the ring?
VM: It looks like smoke…..what has Zieba and Harders done now?
BS: I dunno but it looks as if Love is standing right on the area that is smoking….Flair sees it, he pushes Love out of the way… Holy ****! A big flame just shot out of the area….Flair is on fire….Eddy wins!
VM: Flair is rolling around to put himself out…
BS: Out of the hole comes….it’s Dante Inferno!
MP: And Silky Rose…..ahhhhhhhhh…..
BS: Stop drooling fool…..you know what this means? There is going to be a storm here in the EWI!
VM: No…all it means, is there is going to be more distruction.
VM: This is a travesty.
BS:Fans, we are out of time, wait what? Kross is where?
(a cameraman is with Kross outside a door, the door reads, Harders and Zieba. Kross walks in, we know see a bat in his hand, he goes over to the desk that says Mr.Harders, and smashes the bat down on the desk. He continues to do this, as the papers on the desk go everywhere, and there is now a large crack down the middle. He flips over the desk, and goes over to the other one that says Mr.Zieba, this time, he goes through the drawers, and throws everything out on the floor, he rips a folder in half that says improtant, and flips the desk over)
Kross:You want to just sit there and watch me get screwed, @#$% that. This is what you get, you got a problem, CALL MY AGENT.
BS: That is all the time we have….tune in next week as Shockwave takes us to Thailand.