[The camera cuts to The Joe Lewis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. As the camera pans around it picks up tens of thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Garrett MacFarland who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]

BS: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Of the heels of Shockwave ... off the heels of Eddy Love winning the Extreme World Title ... welcome to The Joe Lewis Arena for Heatwave in Detroit! As always, by my side, is Garrett McFarland. Gary what's goin on?

GM: Today is a great day in the SSN for we have every title that matters under the company and the last remains of the Zieba memory is about gone.

BS: But they don't have the Federation title.

GM: I said belts that MATTER ...

(Saul A Dastardly, with 187 at his side makes his way to the ring. A worry line has furrowed his brow. It is obvious he is in deep thought. The 2 slide under the ropes, and SAD takes the mic.)

SAD: Folks, I hate to air our SSN laundry in front of all you folks, who are obviously a little on the unintelligent side to appreciate just what the Super Sports Network has done to increase your viewing pleasure, but Marcus Gottfried has asked that I, as director of wrestling affairs call out the entire SSN roster for a public team meeting.

(Cue Up: Queen "We Are the Champions" as one at a time Sky Suicide, Kin Hiroshi, Cole Steele and Tribal Instinct come down the ramp and enter the ring. They do a little patting each other on the back, and a few exchange handshakes, but for the most part, it is a subdued group. Marcus Gottfried starts down the ramp, mic in hand.)

MG: Fellows, I hate to pull you out here in front of this borderline literate group of fans..... *but* our new SSN Extreme World Champion has informed me that he needed to get all of the people he calls friends together in order to submit his resignation.

( The crowd goes wild as shock and horror covers the faces of the wrestlers in the ring. All appear shaken, and Kin Hiroshi appears to be wipeing a legitimate tear from his eye. Gottfried continues now entering the ring, a stern look on his face.)

MG: Now rest assured, that I have no intention of accepting Eddy Love's resignation and I will do everything in my powers to keep all of you in what Love called the SSN "A" team together as one unit regardless of Love's intentions....

(As Gottfried tries to continue talking his mic is killed. The fans never ones to take fondly to Love or his antics, react to the announcement with a stunned silence. CUE UP: Led Zepp "Trampled Under Foot [Whole Lotta Love]" Eddy Love with Tania make their way to the top of the ramp. They are carrying something that resembles an election tote board. The board has four columns with 25 rows each on it. The items are numbered 1 through 96, then the last four slots jump to numbers 197, 198, 199 and 600. They enter the ring and with the assistance of the other wrestlers pull the board into the ring. The other wrestlers, Saul and Marcus line up in basically a receiving line. Tania goes down the line hugging each wrestler and giving them a peck on the cheek. As she goes to peck Kin he turns his head causing her to plant his kiss on the lips, he grins an embarrassed grin. Then Love starts down the line.... first exchanging a professional handshake with Saul and Marcus, he hugs 187, high fives Sky Suicide who now appears to be choked up as well, he bows to Kin who returns the bow, shakes Steele's right hand while patting his shoulder with the left in a sorta half hug, Each member of Tribal Instinct exchange ethnic handshakes with Love. As Love and Tania greet the gang, Mcfarland and Sanders are reacting to the announcement from the announce booth.)

BS: Eddy Love was not even expected to be in the building tonight and now only days after winning the Extreme World Title, the word we are receiving from Gottfried is that Love has come here tonight to offer some sort of resignation.

GM: I can't believe it this is a terrible day..... it's because he feels unappreciated, I just know that's what it is. This is terrible.

(Love takes the mic and begins to address the crowd, while walking slowly from one side of the ring to the other. He has his new belt draped over one shoulder and is wearing a shirt that reads "what's not to LOVE about the ssn "A" team".)

LOVE: Nearly one year ago today, Eddy Love was laid up in Tavenier, Florida ...... waiting for my next LOVE boat fishing excursion and enjoying that fine species of female Floridians, when my semi-retirement was interrupted by a phone call. Now that wasn't unusual.... almost daily I got calls from Erik Zieba, Bob Morris, Jerry Katz, Chad Dupree, Chad Merrit, Steve Thomas or some other promoter trying to lure me back so they could shower me with money, while they added credibility to their own little businesses.... but this call was different. This call was from a man who was associated with a cable sports network that had bought the rights to a wrestling alliance that he thought I was familiar with..... the man went on to say that the network was very unhappy because the EWI (crowd pop) had moved away from the wrestling sport and into a sadistic series of extreme matches that were thrilling the fans in the short term, but would certainly have negative effects on the wrestlers and that ultimately the fans would be impossible to please because at some point they would expect more violence than the promoters could possibly deliver. The man said his name was Marcus Gottfried (crowd boos), a name I knew nothing about, and that he had an interesting offer. Marcus went on to tell me that he had already secured the services of Rob Sampson, and of a wrestling executive by the name of Saul A Dastardly...... and that while they were working very hard, he needed more results faster or his network..... the Super Sports Network (crowd boos) would pull out of the wrestling business and leave him unemployed. Now I'd never heard of Gottfried, my feelings on Rob Sampson were well documented and while I knew Saul was a man above reproach, I'd never really had any reason to enter into any endeavors with him, but Mr. Gottfried made a very interesting offer. He told me that he would give me a hand in personnel decisions and that if Zieba didn't come around to the SSN way of thinking we would run him from the sport. Now I have never been a part of personnel decisions, but it sounded intriguing and even more interesting was running the poster child for alcoholics anonymous outta the business.

So I decided to take a closer look, I donned Mr. Wrestling 2k mask and I came on a fact finding mission. What I found was that Marcus Gottfried was in a bit over his head, but that his heart and wallet were in the perfect place. So Saul, Marcus and myself set about making decisions on just who was worthy for our SSN roster. We kicked dead weight like Tabu and Sampson off the team and we set out to find the greatest group of stars our sport had ever known.

(Love turns pointing to the wrestlers still standing in a line.)

Saul led off on personnel decisions. The hiring of our enforcer, our tough man if you will. The man that your World Champion is proud to call his body guard, 187. Then I made my first ever personnel decision. I went to Marcus and Saul and I said I've got the perfect fit. He may be a little undersized, but he has the fight and heart of a champion. I presented Sky Suicide with the opportunity, and while he hesitated because he is such a loyal man, he finally decided that it was in his best interest to kick that no talent hack Tony Sajec to the curb and join forces with SSN, and now here he is proving me right proving he is a champion, my pal Sky Suicide.

(Love walks over and pats Sky's belt.)

Then it was Marcus' turn. I really didn't think the man knew wrestling talent, so when he brought up the fact that he thought SSN needed a tag team I was a bit hesitant, but he was a workaholic and he wanted some input so Saul and Myself agreed to try and work Tribal Instinct into the SSN team. Little did I know that the roster move I was forced into would turn out to not only be the world champs, but would be the team I consider the greatest, not only in EWI, but in the history of all of wrestling, and my close personal friends take a bow, Tribal Instinct.

(Tribal Instinct high 5's Eddy and holds their belts over their heads, as the rest of SSN applauds.)

Then Saul showed his genius again, pulling off the signing of the Cole Steele, which with or without a belt immediately made Super Sports Network the people's choice, then of course he proved that Saul was a genius and he was a warrior as Cole Steele went out and won the United States Title. Cole Steele put what many thought was the perfect final touch on the perfect team.

(The fans have broken into an SSN sucks chant, but Cole Steele steps up waving to them and thanking them.)

Then our first point of disagreement in our little....(Love pauses looking for the right word) family. I thought SSN needed to have not only the greatest American Stars, but also the greatest International star. Things did not start smoothly. Language barrier, ego problems, financial differences of opinion..... but I would not let Kin Hiroshi, or Gottfried keep the SSN roster from adding one final piece to the puzzle, and folks didn't Kin Hiroshi make me look like the genius that I am when he destroyed that paper champion Evan Aho and took the SSN T.V. Title...... Kin Hiroshi a man Eddy Love went to the mat to make SSN...... not once.....

(Eddy and Kin both hold up two fingers)....... but twice.

So now as much as I have loved my role..... as much as being the leader of the SSN made my life complete..... as much as I am proud of what Saul, Marcus and I have accomplished (Eddy chokes up).... I must tender my

(the entire SSN rushes Eddy saying "NO" but Eddy screams into the Microphone) RESIGNATION....

(The crowd erupts, in a mixed reaction as Love pauses for at 30 seconds or so.)

...... as leader of the SSN

( the fans roar at being duped. the wrestlers have mixed reaction from Kin's exaggerated laughter to 187 and Saul feigned concern. Love changes his melancholy attitude to his usual cocky, semi-laugh interview style)

Because these men lead by example every day.... they are all champions..... they do not need my leadership. Each one of these men can share in a piece of the SSN "A" team historical coup. A complete overthrow.... we proved that good hard wrestling beats that Extreme CRAP every time, from Kin dismantling that disgrace Evan Aho.... to The People's Choice Taking the U.S. title .... to Tribal Instinct dominating the joke of the month club that is the tag division without them....... to Sky Suicide who could have just as easily been Extreme World Champion, but was so much a team player and knew I couldn't make the weight limit to win his belt, so he went Cruiserweight...... to My taking this belt......

(Love hoists the Extreme World Title over his head)

..... and this belt (pauses) this victory (pauses) this culmination of hard work may be my sweetest of my career because it brings all that Eddy Love has done in the BTR, the MWC, the EWI all on Super Sports Network... it brings it full circle. From Eddy Love being conned into West Virginia high school gymnasiums by Jim Sears to topping Mark Vizzack for the EWI title that had just alluded me..... to putting together this group of champions and running Erik Zieba and his band of Extreme thugs off of our network, while I took his supreme prize. This is the greatest cast of characters..... this is the greatest wrestling federation..... and I am the greatest champion in all of wrestling. (points to rest of SSN) and each and every one of you share in that, just as I share in your glory.

Now I want all my SSN brothers to know that I must make some tough decisions, for tonight I will reveal the Eddy Love top contenders list. Now be patient, while Marcus has made it clear I only defend the belt when I want, I guarantee that I will defend the belt at least every hundred days, because I want each and every one of you to call me a fighting champion. I took lots into consideration and I hate that all the SSN with your belts will not be the number one contender.... I believe there is someone more deserving than any of you....

(The group begins looking perturbed, as Tania pulls the #1 slot revealing 187)

Eighteen Seven.... is the #1 contender.

(All of SSN looks relieved and they begin congratulating 187 as he smiles)

#2 contender (Tania pulls the #2 slot which actually also pull 3-7 revealing the rest of SSN tied for second. Love then starts randomly reading off names and numbers, no wrestler is rated in the top 20)

#29 Cancer, # 38 Gemini, # 40 the Darkness, # 41 Masked Darkness, #88 Ruiner, #98 Angelus....

I'll fill in the rest later but for time sake, let's jump towards the bottom of that barrel. As much as I wanted to not put those minor leaguers that wrestle in the Nthwa in my top 200 at all .... Saul insisted so #198 is Nthwa Champ Kevin Powers, 199 is that coward who will not put his belt on the line so 187 can take it and complete the sweep of EWI Rob Sampson. #200 That no talent coward, back jumping piece of Nthwa trash Dan Cryin' Ryan.... and you three gentlemen will never ....... and I mean ever.... wrestle Eddy Love for this title. Then the final member of Eddy Love's contenders..... based on my evaluation of his skills when I dismantled him right before Kin Hiroshi finished his puny little career...... Evan Aho #600 on Love's top 600.

I'm glad to be you people's champion....... I'm proud these men have reeducated you people that professional wrestling has no place for chairs, barbed wire and *brass knuckles*. I LOVE Super Sports Network and this group of Champions will continue to run through the competition into the new year and on until SSN Wrestling is the only network and only promotion left in the United States of America.

Thank you, and good night.......

(The entire SSN stands applauding as Love exits waving to the crowd)

BS: What is this all about? He's got to be kidding me.

GM: (crying) I can't believe Eddy is not the leader of the group anymore. This is such a shock!

BS: Would you get off it already. Folks we've got an exciting show for you tonight for tonight is the quarterfinals of the King of the Cage tourney and we've got eight wrestlers ready to go for that to include Ash and Dan 'Ego Buster' Ryan in the Main Event!

GM: Not just that, but we've also got Ms. Wang from Twin Phoenix taking on that South Korean vixen Miso in a key match up.

BS: What key match up?

GM: Battle of the Tricks!

BS: You are SO no good. Folks we're about to kick this thing off with Hellspawn taking on Nightshade. How about it Gary?

GM: Nightshade has been impressive as of late and he's a force to be delt with. Hellspawn has recently returned to the federation, but before he left he left his mark for everyoone to renmember. This should be a good match.

BS: Let's go to the ring for our first match of the night!


Hellspawn vs. Nightshade

6' 11', 321lbs. | 6' 8', 318lbs.

Parts Unknown | Barberton, Ohio

‘Get Extreme' - ExE | ‘Physco Circus' - Kiss


Both wrestlers go in for a collar and elbow tie up, but Nightshade throws a forearm that catches the larger Hellspawn square in the jaw. Nightshade shoots Hellspawn off the ropes and hits a clothesline, Hellspawn sways, but doesn't go down. Nightshade bounces off the rope and goes for a shoulder block, but Hellspawn catches him by the throat and picks up Nightshade and hits a running choke slam that sends Nightshade crashing to the mat. Hellspawn drops a knee on the throat of Nightshade and goes for a cover. One..Kick out by Nightshade. Hellspawn kicks Nightshade in the head and then pulls him up to his feet. Nightshade fights back and hits a spinning neckbreaker. Both men are down on the ground and the referee starts his count. One..Two..Three..Four..Five...Six....Hellspawn gets up to one knee to stop the count. Hellspawn stalks over to Nightshade, but Nightshade throws a right to the midsection of Hellspawn. Hellspawn doubles over and Nightshade, from his knee, hits a palm thrust to Hellspawns throat. Hellspawn stumbles around the ring trying to catch his breathe and Nightshade hits a running lariat that sends both men over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Nightshade catches Hellspawn with a DDT, then rolls back into the ring. ]Nightshade comes flying over the top rope with a plancha that sends both men to the mat again

BS: What a move by the 6ft 8, 318 lbs, monster.

GM: We may need a paramedic out here.

Both men lay on the floor breathing heavily, finally Nightshade gets to his feet and rolls a dazed Hellspawn into the ring. Nightshade grabs a steel chair and climbs to the top rope. Nightshade comes off the top rope and places the steel chair under his leg and hits nothing but the mat, as Hellspawn rolled out of the way at the last second. Hellspawn pulls Nightshade up and hits a reverse Atomic Drop and then follows it up with a elbow to the down Nightshade. Hellspawn walks over and grabs the steel chair. The referee stands between Hellspawn and Nightshade. The ref tells Hellspawn that if he uses the chair he will be disqualified.]

BS: Disqualified? This is the EWI. You don't get DQed here.

GM: That was before SSN brought us the new and improved EWI.

Hellspawn throws the chair down and grabs Nightshades right leg, but Nightshade reaches up and thumbs Hellspawn in the eye. Nightshade limps to his feet and hits a short arm clothesline on Hellspawn. Nightshade points to the top rope and climbs back up top, but Hellspawn is up quicker than Nightshade can make it to the top rope and grabs Nightshade by the throat and drives Nightshade into the mat with a thunderous Choke Slam. Hellspawn goes for the cover. One...Two..Three...

Winner: Hellspawn


BS: Hellspawn wins! How about that.

GM: Like I said he was impressive when he was here, but now that he's back he'll be causing damage once again.

BS: Folks we've got to take a short break so don't go away!


[Clawfinger's "Biggest and the Best" rips out through the arena sound system and the words "Are You Ready..." appear on the Extreme Screen. As the vocals kick in, the words on the Extreme Screen change to "...For The Main Event?" and Rob Sampson emerges from the back wearing a black "Mr. Main Event" t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of Timberland boots. The EWI Federation championship belt is slung across his shoulder as well. As he walks to the ring, Sampson slaps hands with the occasional fan. Upon reaching the ring, Sampson rolls into the ring and climbs up on the second rope facing the camera, holding up the title belt for all to see. After a few moments, Sampson jumps down and is handed a microphone by a ring attendant. Sampson looks out at the crowd and begins to speak.]

RS: Ya know, I'd be lying if I said I'm not disappointed in Hellfighter right now. EWI was depending on you to get the job done, big man. It doesn't matter how stacked the odds were, and it doesn't matter that it took more than one person to beat you. You were the World champion. You were supposed to be the epitome of what EWI represents...and you dropped the ball. Not only does SSN now have the Intercontinental title...and the World Tag Team titles...now they have OUR belt, the Extreme World championship! Do you even care?! Does it matter to you at all?! And as if it's not bad enough that SSN has the title, Eddy Love is the champion. EDDY FREAKIN' LOVE! I mean...what the hell?

[The crowd begins chanting "Eddy sucks!" repeatedly. Sampson looks at the Federation title and begins to speak again.]

RS: If everyone will think back, Eddy Love had another certain title...THIS ONE...until I relieved him of it. So I guess what I have to do now is cover Hellfighter's sorry ass and win EWI's title back for them. Gottfried, Love...I know you're both backstage, gloating about how close you are to owning the entire EWI now, but you DO NOT own me, and you DO NOT own the Federation title so long as it's mine!

[The crowd pops huge.]

RS: But I know how bad you want it, Marcus, and I know how bad you want me taken care of, so I'm going to make you an offer you simply can't refuse. You see, Marcus, you're going to give me a shot at Eddy Love's title. Yeah, you heard right. You're going to give me a shot at the Extreme World title, and here's where I hook you in. If I lose, I'll turn the Federation championship over to you.

[The crowd murmurs in shock.]

RS: But no games! No tricks! The only people in the ring are going to be me, Love, and the referee! I know how bad you want it, Marcus, and I know you'll do ANYTHING to get it, so those are my terms. I'll be waiting on your answer, even though I already know what it's going to be.

[Sampon drops the microphone as "Biggest and the Best" plays once more. Sampson plays to the crowd for a bit and then heads to the back.]

GM: Oh you've got to be kidding! Sampson is calling out Love? And he's putting the Federation title on the line for his Extreme World title? Well I think he's just a tad too late considering Love has quit as the leader of the SSN.

BS: Still you have to wonder if Marcus can convince Eddy to do it. Can Eddy come back and make that stand or is he going to run and hide.

GM: Eddy run and hide? I don't think so.

BS: Folks, up next we've got the team of Tommy Payne and Justin Sane taking on the former EWI Tag Team Champions Simply Stunning. How about it Gary?

GM: Payne and Sane of the SLC feel they have what it takes to beat Simply Stunning, but these are former World Champions. I don't think they can do it even though I like their work.

BS: Well there is only one way to find out so let's go to the ring!


Tommy Payne / Justin Sane vs Simply Stunning

Combined Weight 875lbs | Combined Weight 555lbs

St. Louis, Missouri | Sunderland, England

‘Judgement Night' - Onyx and Biohazzard | 'Let Me Entertain You' - Robbie Williams


Justin Sane starts it off for his team and Micheal Hardy for his team. The bigger Justin Sane uses his power to push Micheal Hardy back into a neutral corner. Justin Sane goes for a slap to the chest but Micheal Hardy quickly dodges out of the corner nad drop kicks Justin Sane in the right knee. Justin Sane goes down to one kneeand gets back up, micheal Hardy shoots off the ropes and hits Justin Sane with a clothesline and Justin sways a little but doesn't go down. Simon Wilcox jumps over the top rope and into the ring, both members of Simply Stunning double dropkick Justin Sane and send him to the mat. Micheal Hardy goes for the cover, but barely gets a one count as Justin Sane uses his strength to send Micheal Hardy into the air.

BS: It's going to take a little more than a double dropkick to keep this man down.

GM: Wow, Did you come up with that all by yourself?

Justin Sane charges at Micheal Hardy and Hardy drops Justin Sane with a drop toe hold, causing Justin to smack his face hard on the mat. Micheal Hardy gets up and drops a knee to the right knee of Justin Sane. Micheal Hardy reaches over and tags in Simon Wilcox. Wilcox heads to the top rope and comes off with a splash to the right knee of Justin Sane. Wilcox goes for a step over toe hold, but Justin Sane kicks off Simon Wilcox and tags in Tommy Payne. Tommy Payne connects with a boot to Simon Wilcox's face and Micheal Hardy gets in the ring only to be sent back out with a thunderous clothesline. Tommy Payne pulls Simon Wilcox up to his feet and tags in Justin Sane. Both men hit a double Powerbomb on Simon Wilcox. Justin Sane goes for the cover. One..two..Three.

Winner: Tommy Payne / Justin Sane vs Simply Stunning


BS: Impressive win by the team of Payne and Sane.

GM: Oh No, Looks like we have company.

Waz Up charges down to the ring, with steel chair in tow and slides into the ring. Waz Up blasts Tommy Payne in the back and then turns around and waffles Justin Sane. Suddenly Ricky Payne comes storming out from the back and slides in the ring, Ricky Payne spins Waz Up around and throws rights and lefts to the face of Waz Up. Waz Up drops the chair and Ricky Payne drops him with a DDT. Tommy Payne grabs the chair and cracks it across the back of the downed Waz Up, Justin Sane pulls up Waz Up, but the lights in the arena go out. Once they come back up, Hellfighter is perched on the top rope and comes off with a double clothesline to Tommy Payne and Justin Sane. Ricky Payne tries to flying clothesline off the ropes, but Hellfighter ducks it and then pulls Ricky up and hits a powerbomb. The members of the St. Louis Calab-O roll out of the ring and stare back at Hellfighter, who grabs the chair and motions for them to come back into the ring

BS: HELLFIGHTER IS HOLDING OFF THE SLC! He came to the aid of Waz Up and now it's a staredown!

GM: Why Hellfighter why? It's only Waz Up. Let'em beat the tar out of him.

BS: Thinks you just don't understand. Folks we've got to cut away, but will be back in a few so don't turn that dial!

GM: Dial? It's flipping the remote you dip!

BS: You know what I mean!


(The lights in the arena dim slightly as several white strobe-lights begin flashing and "Everlasting Gaze" by Smashing Pumpkins blasts through the sold-out house. "The Southern Fox" Zero strides out from backstage, posing in front of the Extreme Screen. His shoulder-length hair has been cut to chin length, and it hangs on either side of his face, framing his eyes closely along with the fashionable pair of sunglasses he wears. He is dressed in a green, tight-fitting long-sleeved shirt underneath a loose, short-sleeved blue shirt, a pair of baggy, dark brown cargo pants and some ratty looking blue sneakers. Zero makes his way to the ring, vaulting over the top rope and taking the house microphone from the ring announcer. Zero paces back and forth for a moment before speaking.)

Zero: Last week at Shockwave, I went through the most grueling, intense, painful, and difficult match of my short career here in Extreme Wrestling International. I wrestled my best friend and teacher, Inferno, in a match that almost killed both of us. And when the smoke had cleared and the dust had settled, I won.

(Zero moves to the opposite side of the ring, leaning against the ropes as he talks.)

Zero: Let me tell you people, it is not easy going into a match knowing that if you lose, you’re nothing but a wanna-be student who’ll never be up to par with anyone else, but if you win, you’ve just robbed your best friend of his final victory.

(Zero pauses, brushing a strand of hair out of his face before continuing.)

Zero: But I did what needed to be done. I proved to myself, I proved to Inferno, I proved to all of you here, and those watching at home, that I have what it takes. So I think that now, more than ever, I have proved myself worthy of the prize that I have been after since day one: The Television Title.

(The crowd pops loudly at the mention of the belt.)

Zero: I’m sure all of you saw what happened last week to "Honest" Evan Aho, and how he was robbed of the belt by Kin Hiroshi. Now, I’m not one to deprive Aho of his revenge, but let’s stop talking about other people, and let’s talk about me!

(Zero removes his sunglasses, placing them in one of his pockets.)

Zero: I’ve been held in the shadows long enough. It’s time for the new generation to stake its claim. I want Hiroshi, and by God, I want that TV Title.

(Suddenly, "Darkside" by Crazy Town cues up as the Super Sports Network logo appears on the Extreme Screen. SSN Representative Marcus Gottfried emerges from backstage, stopping at the top of the ramp, raising a microphone to his mouth.)

Gottfried: You know, it’s very bold, and not particularly bright, of you to come out here and start making demands. But since I’m in a generous mood, and since I am the bottom line in this promotion, I’ll grant your little request.

(The camera switches to Zero’s face, where a wry smile begins to appear.)

Gottfried: Yes, that’s right. At our upcoming Genesis Pay-Per-View, it’ll be "Japanese Thunder" Kin Hiroshi versus "The Southern Fox" Zero for the Television Title. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have business to attend to.

(Gottfried turns curtly on his heel and exits backstage as Zero leaps up onto the top turnbuckle, spreading his arms as he poses to the audience. "The Southern Fox" jumps down and exits the ring, walking up the ramp and disappearing through the entryway.)

BS: What a move on Gottfried's part granting the TV shot to 'The Southern Fox' Zero.

GM: Obviously he doesn't feel threatend otherwise he wouldn't do that.

BS: Keep thinking that big man.

GM: I will thank you.

BS: Up next folks we've got a rematch in the works with The Party Animals taking on The Heavy Metal Express. How about it Gary?

GM: The Animals feel they were cheated by Nikki's interference so they want payback, but the way I saw it the Express put them on the mat so this match is nothing but pointless for The Express, but if they must prove it twice they will.

BS: Words of wisdom from The Mac.

GM: The ... Mac?

BS: Let's get to the ring for our next match-up!


The Party Animals vs. The Heavy Metal Express

Combined Weight 450lbs | Combined Weight 469lbs

Cleveland, OH | Philadelphia, PA / Sterling, Scotland

‘Guitar Solo' - Jamming Jimmy James | 'Hell's Bells' - AC/DC


As The Party Animals make their way to the ring they are quickly met by The Heavy Metal Express and attacked in the ring. Once the bell rings it's a all for brawl in the center of the ring, but eventually The Heavy Metal Express gains the advantage. With Ozzy fighting Rock and Role Kid, Jimi Sinster drops Rocking Ray Rodgers with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. While this is going on the ref is busy with getting Ozzy and Kid back to their corners. With Jimi still on the attack he takes Rogers and whips him into the ropes, but on the return Rocking Ray Rodgers goes airborne and clotheslines Jimi Sinster. Rocking Ray Rodgers then executes a huge gutbuster on Jimi Sinster leaving him gasping for air. Rocking Ray Rodgers makes the tag to The Rock & Role Kid and he quickly locks up with Sinster. With the advantage, Jimi Sinster sends The Rock & Role Kid to the corner of the ring, but as Sinister comes rushing in The Rock & Role Kid hits a elbow smash right on Sinster's face. The Rock & Role Kid then follows up with a nasty clothesline sending Jimi Sinster hard to the canvas. Seeing that he has the advantage Kid makes his way to the top of the ropes, but is slow in getting there because he is playing to the fans. This is more than enough time for Jimi Sinister to regain himself. As Kid finally makes it to the tope and jumps off Jimi Sinster rears back and superkicks The Rock & Role Kid right back into the corner. Knowing he is in control Sinister follows Kid into the corner with a vicious splash. Jimi Sinster goes to shoot Kid into the opposite corner for another shot, butget whipped into the corner and The Rock & Role Kid instead and he follows him in with an avalanche.

BS: My God this has been back and forth. The new talent in the EWI are really putting on a show for the fans in Detroit.

GM: Well in the EWI this might be so-so, but in the SSN? This type of classic fighting? This is pure excitement. I'm glad they're in the SSN.

BS: EWI.

GM: Yeah keep thinking that.

As Jimi Sinster goes for a clawhold on The Rock & Role Kid, Kid blocks the hold and pushes Sinister back with chops to the chest. Backing him to the turnbuckle, Kid backs up and tries for another splash, but Jimi Sinster tackles The Rock & Role Kid and pummels his head with a combination of punches. Sinister, back to his feet, drags up Kid and is about to sling him into the ropes, but The Rock & Role Kid reverses the hold and catches Sinister in the gut with a boot then follows up with an exploder suplex. The Rock & Role Kid is up again and runs to the ropes and goes for a running legdrop, but Sinister moves out of the way and goes right back to his punching assult on the Kid. Jimi Sinster brings in Ozzy McSarh and they whip Kid into the ropes hitting him with a double spinebuster. As Sinister makes his way back to the outside, Ozzy McSarh piledrives The Rock & Role Kid for good measure. Taking in the heat from the crowd McSarh tries for another piledriver, but Kid manages to hang on and backdrops McSara. The Rock & Role Kid quickly goes to the ropes and clotheslines Ozzy McSarh as he is coming back up. Hearing the cheers Kid goes for another clotheseline, but Ozzy McSarh surprises and hitsThe Rock & Role Kid with a baba chop after he ducked the clothesline. McSara, after a couple of punches, whips Kid back into the ropes, but Kid returns the surprise favor by jumping on the ropes and hitting a springboard dropkick on McSara. The Rock & Role Kid makes a quick tag to Rocking Ray Rodgers and Rodgers quickly grabs McSara while Kid sets up for a superkick. After he hits it Rocking Ray Rodgers nails Ozzy McSarh with with an belly to back suplex. As Rodgers goes back to his corner Ozzy McSarh is back to his feet and tries to surprise Rodgers by rushing him, but Rodgers manages to turn around and drives a forearm into the head of Ozzy McSarh. Backing him up Rodgers continues the assult until McSara surprises him and grabs hold of him and whips him into the Heavy Metal Express corner. Ozzy McSarh tags in Jimi Sinster and they grab hold of Sinister and hit a double DDT right near their corner. Jimi Sinster, continuing the assult, bounces Rocking Ray Rodgers off the ropes and clotheslines him. Jimi Sinster then picks Rodgers back up and tries for a cradle suplex, but Rodgers blocks it and hits a snap suplex on Jimi Sinster sending him to the mat. Rodgers then tries to polish him off with a elbow drop from the second rope, but Jimi Sinster manages to roll out of the way and makes another quick tag to Ozzy McSarh. Ozzy McSarh, running in, executes the jumping sidekick on Rocking Ray Rodgers sending him to the mat.

BS: What a bck and forth match this has been! Wait here comes Sinister!

GM: They're gonna try for another double team move.

BS: They send Rodgers into the ropes, but Rodgers hangs on! Wait Kid is on the top top ... MISSILE DROPKICK ON THE HEAVY METAL EXPRESS!!! He just sent both of them out of the ring!

GM: Outside? Someone get security!

BS: Would you stop!

As the ref starts the count, both Rodgers and Kid are taking it to Sinister and McSarh. As Kid and Sinister are fighitng back and forth, Rocking Ray Rodgers kicks Ozzy McSarh to the floor and follows up with a rolling knee. Rodgers then picks up McSarh and rams his face into the steel steps before throwing him back into the ring.

BS: The ref has finally restored order and got the wrestlers back in the ring.

GM: See? That's how a SSN ref takes control. A damn EWI ref would've let them bash their brains in on the outside.

BS: Everyone knows you're Pro-SSN so you can quit kissing up to them. I'm sure you got your Christmas bonus.

GM: Kissing up? Me? Never.

As the wrestlers get back in Rodgers sets up McSarh with a Russin Leg Sweep while Kid is there to hit with a Downward Spirial at the exact same time.

BS: DOUBLE TROUBLE! And McSarh is out! The crowd is going nuts!

GM: And he's still moving! How is he doing this?

BS: That's because, in any other federation, their wrestlers would be gone, but here in the EWI ...

GM: SSN ...

BS: Whatever. They keep going. That's what makes this league great.

GM: One of the few things I'll agree on.

Order is restored and Ozzy McSarh tags Jimi Sinster. They lockup. Jimi Sinster sends Rocking Ray Rodgers to the corner of the ring, but as he follows in Rocking Ray Rodgers knees Jimi Sinster and knocks the wind out of him. As Rodgers tries to follow up Jimi Sinster springs back to his feet and tackles Rocking Ray Rodgers to the mat. Jimi Sinster then puts the kicks to Rocking Ray Rodgers on the mat. Jimi Sinster then tags in Ozzy McSarh and they double team Rodgers again.

BS: Another double team move by The Heavy Metal Express ... AND HERE COMES THE ROCK AND ROLE KID!

GM: How is the ref letting this go?

BS: Mabye he's a little EWI too?

GM: God I hope not.

Jimi Sinster, seeing the Kid, nails The Rock & Role Kid with a belly-to-back suplex. With Kid down, Sinister sets up and hits him with the shooting star press.

GM: Sinister is going for a pin! The ref isn't going to count it?

BS: That's because McSash and Rodgers are the legal people in.

GM: NO FAIR!

BS: Hey he's a SSN ref and ..

GM: Oh shut up!

Ozzy McSarh tosses Rodgers out of the ring and catches Kid from behind, rakeing his fingers across The Rock & Role Kid's back. Ozzy McSarh then follows up and executes a neck-breaker on The Rock & Role Kid. Ozzy McSarh sucks chants start in the crowd. Ozzy McSarh covers The Rock & Role Kid.

BS: Another cover on Kid ... WAIT ... Rodgers just pulled McSarh out of the ring and they're fighting on the outside!

GM: Damn ref lost control of this match.

Sinister quickly makes his way over to Rodgers and The Heavy Metal Express begin to double team Rodgers, but as they're righting Kid takes a running start and catches all three with a cross body block! After everyone is back up Rodgers and McSash manage to climb back into the ring. Rodgers then goes for a quick tag to Kid and he runs in, but is caught by Ozzy McSarh with an Indian Deathlock.

BS: The ref is checking the hold, but The Kid isn't giving an inch!

GM: These teams are tough I'll give'em that.

The Kid manages to escape the hold by grabbing onto the ropes. Once released Ozzy tries to drop another knee, but The Rock & Role Kid rolls out of the way and brings in Rocking Ray Rodgers. As Rodgers comes in Ozzy McSarh is up and waiting and executes a swinging bulldog on Rocking Ray Rodgers driving Rodgers's face into the mat. Ozzy McSarh then puts Rocking Ray Rodgers in an arm grapevine submission, but somehow Rodgers manages to get up back to his feet.

BS: This man can't be stopped!

GM: We'll they're gonna try cause here comes Sinister!

Sinister and Ozzy come back in and Sinister picks up Kid in a suplex while Ozzy nails a dropkick droping him to the mat.

BS: THE HEADLIER! This could be it! The ref is right there. One ... TWO .. TH---

GM: THE KID JUST BROKE IT UP WITH A LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!

The Kid grabs Ozzy and tosses him out of the ring, but is soon attacked from behind by Sinister. As they are slugging it out Rodgers makes hit back to his feet, catches Sinister from behind, and hits a reverse DDT sending him to the mat. Rodgers then picks up Sinister, straddles him on the top turnbuckle and hits a superplex while The Kid goes to another turnbuckle and comes off with a Shooting Star Press at the same time.

BS: THE PARTY'S OVER! THE PARTY'S OVER! Here's the ref for the count. ONE ... TWO ... THREE!!! THE PARTY ANIMALS WIN THIS ONE!!!

Winner: The Party Animals


BS: The Party Animals have pull out a victory in this match up!

GM: What a shaft! The Heavy Metal Express had this match won!

BS: Folks the excitement isn't even close to done because we have plenty more coming up! Coming up ... wait ... there is something going on outside.

GM: They busted McCave for sellin tricks?

BS: NO! Let's go to the back ....

(A Long Gold stretch limosine is seen pulling up outside the arena. Exiting from the limo is Chest Goodbody wearing a rhinestone whiplash collar, he is walking with pink crutches and is wincing in pain. Along side him is a man in a suit carrying a briefcase.)

GM: What's this all about?

BS: I don't know, but they're headed this way! Folks when we come back I'm sure we're gonna find out what it is.

GM: Hey was McCave in the back of that limo looking for ... ahem ... headroom?

BS: Shaddup.


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