("Break Stuff"by Limp Bizkit cues up and Ash comes down to the ring. He steps into the ring and before his opponent can be announced, he grabs a ring mic. Ash has on a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt. In his mouth is a cigar. He looks around the arena and raises his TV Title high before speaking.)

A: It's about time I finally got what was rightfully mine. During the time that that freak, Malign, held this title, it was tarnished. He won the title with interference. He retained it the same way. He never deserved this. Now, Malign, thanks to you, this title is a piece of s***.

(Ash throws the title to the ground and spits on it.)

A: It's worthless. Because of you, this title has no meaning. Well, tonight that changes. Tonight, I'm going to make it mean something again. Tonight, I'm gonna bring back the glory that Evan Aho gave it and the glory that I did my best to retain. That's why, tonight, I made an open challenge to anyone from SSN to have a shot at it. You see, this is a TV Title, so shouldn't it be defended ON TV? THAT's why I'm out here tonight. This title means a helluva lot to me. It's not gonna be an easy task to get it away from me. So, Marcus F***ing Gottfried, whatever SSN cronie that you pulled out of your ass to challenge me had better be listening! This is MY title. If you think that you can come out here and challenge me for it, then more power to ya, but, frankly... you don't stand a chance in hell. By making this title mean something, I"m going to do everything in my power to keep it with EWI. Because the second that SSN gets its hands on it, it is once again, a piece of junk. This title belongs to me and no one else. If you've got the b***s to come out here and face me then go ahead, but you won't walk out a champion. Not at all.

(Ash paces around the ring.)

A: Ya see, I finally got back what was mine. I finally got back the title that was practically STOLEN from me and there's no way that I"m gonna let anyone take it. Especially not a piece of s*** that's kissin' Marcus Gottfried's fat ass. You know, I'm prided on my hardcore matches, but this... this isn't hardcore. This has no special stipulations. This is just a flat out, one-on-one wrestling match. You oughtta like that, huh, Marc? No B.S., man. So whichever idiot is back there that thinks they stand a chance against the Personification of Extreme, then grab a crowbar, peel your lips off of Gottfried's butt cheek, and get out here so that I can have the pleasure of whipping your ass and bringing LIFE back to the EWI Television Title!

(Ash waits in the ring for his opponent. Suddenly Marcus Gottfried makes his way from behind the curtain and looks right at Ash in the ring.}

MG: So you want to get under my skin because you are a bad habit person? Well remember you asked for it and now I'm gonna give you what you want!

{At that time 'More Human Than Human' - White Zombie begins to play as 'Triple X' Cole Steele hits the ring and attacks Ash without warning.}


For the EWI Television Title

Ash vs 'Triple X' Cole Steele

6' 10", 307lbs | 6'2", 232lbs

New York, NY | Cleveland, OH

'Bad Influence' - Eminem | 'More Human Than Human' - White Zombie


After a series of punches from both wrestlers its Ash quickly catches Steele with a shortarm clothesline bringing him down to the mat followed up with a quick cover. The ref gets a 1 count and then both men are back up. This was a quick psychological attack by Ash to keep Steele off his toes. They lock up again, and Ash throws a back elbow into Steele's head temporarily distracting him. Ash follows that with a DDT stunning the SSN representative. Steele slowly gets back up and is met by Ash again who sends him into the turnbuckle.

BS: Ash quick to take advantage of Cole Steele in the ring.

GM: Well he better cause Ash is facing the true Intercontinental Champion in that ring tonight. He was screwed at Domination II, but he's about to make it up right here tonight!

Ash charges in, but Steele sends him up and over the top, and then down to the concrete below. Steele rolls outside and continues the attack. He takes Ash and sends him into the security fence with a ferocious Irish whip. Steele picks Ash up tosses Ash back in the ring. Ash crawls to the corner as Steele slowly climbs the stairs to the ring again. He enters, sees where Ash is at, and charges with a Bronco Buster right on top of Ash. Steele then picks up Ash again and drops him with a running bulldog right in the center of the ring. Seeing that he has the advantage Steele measures Ash up and locks him up in a vicious Boston Crab!

BS: He's got it locked it!

GM: Call for the bell cause we've got a new television champion right here!

Ash is screaming as Steele cinches back on the move. The ref moves into position and asks Ash if he's ready to give up. Ash screams in pain, but throws out a reassuring NO. Steele sits back even more, sending another shockwave of pain into Ash, but Ash uses his massive 6' 10" body and grabs the ropes forcing Steele to break the hold. Ash is hurting as he grabs his back. Steele, measuring him up again, runs at Ash with a running clothesline sending him to the floor below.

BS: Steele continuing the assult on the outside!

GM: Ash deserves it for the way he has totally disrespected Marcus Gottfried and the entire SSN!

Ash, on the ground, continues to clutch his back as it is obviously screaming in pain. Steele climbs on the outside apron & waits for Ash to stand up. Ash staggers to his feet and as he turns around Steele setting up for a Plancha to take his head off…but Ash manages to grab a steel chair and catches Steele by the head and sends him face-first into the stairs beside the ring. Ash climbs back in the ring as Steele slowly gets back up. Ash takes a run in the ring and then dives over the top with a splash that sends them both into the railing.

BS: OH MY GOD! What a move by Ash!

GM: This isn't supposed to be a hardcore match! What is he doing?

The ref starts his count and Ash gets in the ring around 5…followed by Steele barely rolling in around 9. Ash, waiting, catches Steele with a side kick that drops Steele in the center of the ring, but as Ash is about to go for his finisher, the Burning Sensation, a swarm of Bozemon officers hit the ring followed by Marcus Gottfried.

MG: Ash, you're under arrest, my friend, for assault! In case you don't remember Ash, I'll show you a little footage from last week at Domination II!

(Gottfried motions to the ExtremeScreen where we see footage of Ash walking through the backstage area of the Georgia Dome. In his mouth, of course, is a burning cigarette. As he makes his way through the hallways, he is stopped by Marcus Gottfried.)

MG: Hold it right there, Ash.

(Ash looks at him, silently.)

MG: I can't allow you to go out there with that cigarette in your mouth. We can't have SSN promoting smoking now can we? What kind of message would we be sending?

(Ash shrugs and removes the cigarette from his mouth...)

MG: That's what I thou--

(...and blows smoke in the face of Gottfried. Ash begins to walk off when he is stopped by the sound of Gottfried's voice.)

MG: (coughing) How dare you! Ash, sixty-five percent of our viewers are minors and I can NOT have you out there smoking a cigarette like it's the "cool" thing to do! Now, if you don't remove that cancer stick from you're mouth I'll--

(Ash turns around)

A: You'll... what?

(Ash moves towards Gottfied. Gottfried is obviously intimidated by Ash's much larger size. Ash steps chest to chest with him. Ash removes his cigarette and places the tip on Gottfried's jacket arm, leaving a small burnt hole on the jacket. Ash turns to walk away once again.)

GM: Ash, I'm warning you..

(Suddenly, Ash turns around and punches Gottfried right in the face, causing the SSN rep to fall to the floor in pain, holding his eye. Ash flicks the remainder of his cigarette on him.)

A: Don't EVER try to tell me what to do.

(Ash turns and walks away as the scene fade out. Gottfried looks at Ash with a smile.)

MG: I'll bet you thought that was pretty funny, didn't you, Ash? Well, maybe next time you'll think twice.

(Gottfried puts down the mic and watches as Ash is taken away by the police officers.)

Winner: No Contest


BS: What was that about?

GM: Justice ... pure justice!

BS: Folks we're going to try and get you an update on the situation, but when we come back we HOPE to have Cancer taking on Austin Canon, but in the EWI ...

GM: You just never know.


{As the camera cuts back it shows Victoria McCave in the parking lot area with Owner Erik Zieba.}

VM: Welcome back fans. I'm here with Erik Zieba who is en route to the police station in hopes of trying to get Ash out of jail?

EZ: I don't know Victoria. All I know is that, while I'm in the back enjoying the fact that Corleone lost, Gottfried comes out and places one of MY wrestlers in jail, but I'm going to resolve that right now. If you would excuse me ...

{Zieba steps into his limo and heads off out of the parking lot area.}

VM: Guys I don't know what to say except that, as usual, he is not in the best of moods. Guys back to you.

GM: Gottfried put Ash in jail and he deserves it considering what he did.

BS: But it seems that Gottfried was just trying to get the best of Zieba again.

GM: And he did.

BS: Well I'm sure that'll be resolved soon, but coming up next we've got Austin Canon taking on former EWI World Champion Cancer.

GM: Cancer has been sent in by Zieba trying to derail Canon for his recent actions against Kevin Powers and, for that matter, The Dark Carnival. Sounds like someone is doing someone's dirty work if you ask me.

BS: It's just a match.

GM: How about if we get Crispy Powers out here to take care of Canon unless he's in for some Cole Slaw.

BS: You're sick. Let's go to the ring for our next match.


Cancer vs Austin Canon

6'3", 280lbs | 6'4", 287lbs

Toms River, NJ | Las Vegas, NV

'Heart Shaped Box' - Nirvana | 'Last Resort' - Papa Roach


As both competitors are in the ring "Don't Tread on Me" - Metallica begins to play as Cameron Cruise and Mercedes Devon make their way from behind the curtain and down to the ringside area where the announcer's table is at.

BS: Welcome aboard Mr. Cruise and Ms. Devon to the ringside area.

CC: (putting his headset on) It's great to be here.

BS: So what brings you two out here?

MD: You see that man in the ring? (pointing to Canon ... who quickly sees it) That is our reason.

AC: (yelling down at them) Why don't you two get the HELL out of here before I beat your ass again!

CC: (pointing at Cancer) How about you beat him first and then talk to me.

Canon takes a swing at Cancer's face, but Cancer grabs the hand. Cancer squeezes his hand and Canon tries to stay up, not letting himself go down. Cancer whips him into the ropes, and as Canon comes back, he's caught with a vicious short arm clothesline sending Canon to the mat.

BS: What pure power by the man from New Jersey!

GM: I mean wow! And how did Canon beat you again Cruise?

CC: You need to be careful cause that is a rather touchy subject.

GM: Funny, from the reports I've been getting from the back by Guy Grant, it's Devon here that's the touchy subject and not just by you.

MD: I don't know what you're trying to say, but I am with Cruise and nobody else.

GM: Riiigghht.

Jade quickly exits the ring as Cancer takes one last puff from his self-made smokes. Canon slowly gets up, but the smoking has bought him some time. Cancer takes him & whips Canon into the turnbuckle. Canon flips over the top and down to the concrete below with a sickening THUD. Cancer goes to follow him outside. He tries to whip Canon into the railing, but Canon reverses it sending Cancer to the metal with a loud crack. Canon goes in for the kill, he begins pummeling on Cancer with everything he can. He picks the stairs up, and sends them on top of Cancer, squashing him between their weight & the railing that he is leaning on. Cancer is in trouble early on. The ref gives Canon a warning and Canon ignores it for a few more good hits. Finally, the ref breaks them up and Canon gets back into the ring.

BS: Such raw power from Austin Canon. The man is in great shape.

GM: Oh NOW I know why Canon beat you! Cause you're WEAK!

CC: I am not! I just had a off day. It happens to everyone.

GM: Well how about it Devon? How come you can get your man up for the big event?

MD: What are you trying to say?

GM: I'm just saying that he can talk a good game, but when it comes time to perform he seems to not back up his words with any action.

CC: You think I can't beat this bum?

GM: Think it? Hell I saw Domination II. I was there! I called the match! Hell no you can't beat Austin Canon!

BS: Garrett maybe you should stop.

GM: No. Not this time cause I know I'm right. I'm willing to bet Devon's body ... oh wait I need something of more worth .... FIVE BUCKS! Yeah! Five bucks says that one on one Canon will whip your ass again.

CC: You're pushing it!

GM: I'm almost ascared of you.

After a few long moments, Cancer gets back into the ring, but Canon is waiting. Canon has pulled a foreign object of some type out of his pants and starts slamming it into Cancer's head. The ref sees it, but still holds on the DQ. The ref does knock it out of his hands with a scolding instead. Cancer uses those few moments to catch his breath, but you can still see that he's in trouble.

CC: That should've been a DQ! What's going on?

GM: Well in case you didn't know Zieba wants this man taken out for his actions at Domination II, but you might not know that considering you were enjoying life on your back counting the lights at The Georgia Dome!

CC: So Zieba wants him taken out?

MD: I know you can do it.

Canon gets him in position and catches Cancer from behind with a running bulldog that drops Cancer right in the center of the ring. As he is waiting he watches Cancer get back up just so he can hit with finisher the Canon Bomb. Some of the crowd pops for Canon in preparation for a pin. Canon tries the pin, but pulls Cancer back up by his hair. Waiting for Cancer to get back up Canon lines up for a clothesline, but as he is about to hit Cancer ducks and Canon accidently nails the ref with the shot bringing him down. Quick to react Canon turns around and hits a clothesline from behind this time hitting Cancer. He then rolls out and grabs a mic.

AC: (pointing at Cancer) I told you I had a cure boy!

Canon then drops the microphone and continues his assult on Cancer.

CC: Yeah you have a cure allright, right here! I gotta go.

MD: (watching Cruise remove his headset) Where are you going?

GM: Let him be girl. He's trying to be a man.

MD: Shut up!

Cruise then slides into the ring with chair in hand and connects on Canon from behind, but instead of stopping he continues to hit Canon with repeated shots with the chair until he sees that Canon has been busted wide open. Cruise then moves the chair to the side and picks up Canon. He sets him up and connects with a German Suplex right onto the steel chair.

BS: MY GOD! What has Cruise done!

GM: He's attacking from behind! What a coward!

MD: He's out to prove a point. That you don't screw with Cameron Cruise!

Cruise then goes for Cancer and drags him on top of Canon. He then shakes the ref and makes him aware of the situation at hand. The ref crawls over for the three count and the win for Cancer.

Winner: Cancer


BS: What just happened?

GM: I'll tell you what happened! Cruise just screwed Canon out of this match!

As Devon leaves the announcer's table she catches up with Cruise and they both walk to the back looking at the ring the entire time ... laughing. As Cancer rolls out of the ring he meets up with Jade and they head back as well leaving Canon in the ring alone trying to get his senses. At that time the SSN rep who was talking to him earlier comes to the ring with contract in one hand and mic in the other.

SSN R: I know you lost Austin, but we can work on that. So how about it? Do you still wanna be apart of SSN?

As Canon gets to his feet he looks at the SSN rep and then out into the crowd. He then puts out his hand for the SSN rep to shake and he does, but when he tries to pull his hand back Canon is still holding on. Canon then pulls him closer and connects with the Canon Bomb on the rep striking up a cheer from the crowd. He reaches for the mic and looks at the rep.

AC: IT'S ..... WAR!!!!!

Canon drops the mic right on the rep and rolls out of the ring under the cloak of cheers from the fans.

BS: Wanna explain that one?

GM: I don't even know. All I know is that Canon is pissed and Cruise is the cause of it!

BS: Folks we've got to take a break, but when we return it's Main Event time as Simply Stunning puts the belts on the line against The Motor City Maniacs ... NEXT!!!


(Que up: "Make Me Wanna..." by Alexia, but while the music is playing. the camera shows Hellfighter, dressed in street clothes, with the EWI World Title talking to the St. Louis Calab-O, who all have steel chairs in hand.)

HF: (Talking to Bass and the Calab-O) "Just remember, follow me out, follow my lead, watch my back, and remember no funny business or all bets are off, and this alliance is through."

Bass: "Hey no problem man, you can trust us man, you just do what you gotta do, and remember we got your back, but you just remember to save a spot on your dance card for me."

HF: "Yeah I remember, now lets go, we're on."

(Hellfighter grabs a mic from the stage hand and makes his way out of the entryway and to the ring with the St. Louis Calab-O following him with steel chairs in hand. They make their way into the ring to huge thunderous fan pop, and they all soak it in. Hellfighter waits for them to calm down before he speaks.)

HF: "Yes, its true, its true, because I am finally the EWI World Champion. I do praise God for this because if it wasn't for Him, I wouldn't of had all the strength and courage to do it. Now I know that Evan AHo was the champion, and it was common for the champion to get all the crowd support over the challenger, but for small crowd support that was behind me from start to very finish. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you, and I speak a blessing to you all, as well as everybody else, but for you especially because you never gave up on me.

Now for Tania, (chorus of boos filling the arena) Tania, I know your reasons, and I am not mad. You did make your decision, and I hope that you are happy with it, but I want you to know that there is no hard feelings between us, and I forgive you. Go, eat, drink, and be merry, have a hunky dory life, but if all falls through, and if for some strange odd reason you come back crawling to me, let me give you a word of advice, don't. I can easily forgive you for what you did, but I will not forget what you did, and you are now on your own, and its now with me, anymore. Its time to move on, for both of us.

Now Evan AHo, on to you, I thought our first match was hard, and you beat me then, but our second match was even harder than the first. It could of happened all over again, you could of nailed me with the Esctasy again like last time, but I told you not again, not this time, I would not be denied, and I would come out on top. But you again deserved my respect, and when the time is right Evan, which will be very very soon, I will give you a rematch for this belt, but I am afraid that it is not tonight because I have something else planned, like finally ending this feud between Zeiba and Gottfried once and for all.

Which brings me to my last subject. Marcus Gottfried. So you wanted to welcome me to the SSN, but I refused, you tried doing it by using Tania in order to get me in, but I have found out that by winning this EWI world title, I hae discovered that I have some power now, and I think its time to end this war once and for all, but we do it my way.

Here is what I propose. Each night, starting tonight. (huge crowd pop) And listen up real carefully because I know that you will love this. Starting tonight on Heatwave, then going on to Shockwave, then Heatwave then on to the PPV. I put this belt up on the line against anybody, and I mean anybody of your choosing. If I win the match tonight, I go on to Shockwave to put up my title to the next oponant of your choosing, then on to Heatwave doing the samething. If I lose any one of those matches on those three cards, not only will I lose the title, but I will...join the SSN. However, if I win all three matches, then at the PPV, I get the night off in the main event or from any active action, but somebody takes my place. In this very ring...sorry Vince to steal your line... in this corner, representing the SSN, Marcus Gottfried, or an oponant of his choosing in case he weasles out. And in this corner, representing the EWI, Eric Zeiba, or like Gottfried, to even up the odds, another person to fill in for him in his place. For the total complete control of EWI once and for all. And since I should be in the main event in some official capacity, starring as special guest referee, will be ME.

SO what do you say Gottfried, we have a deal, I give you until now to make your decision, so come on out."

(Hellfighter and the Calab-O wait for a few moments before Marcus Gottfried, accompanied by Saul E. Dastardly and Miss Tania. Gottfried has the mic.)

MG: "Let me get this strait Hellfighter, you have the power, and you are looking to use it to end this war, but you are going to use it, your way. Well that's fine, you can dream all you want, but there is just one thing, what little power you do have, won't last, and if you lose all three of these matches, you will belong to the SSN, locked, stock, and barrel?"

(Hellfighter nods in agreement.)

MG: "Well that sound fine with me, but I choose the oponants for you to wrestle. Well let me think, for a warm up match tonight, now I am sure that you might beable to beat this oponant, but lets see how serious you really are, then if you beat this oponant tonight, I will let you know who you will fight next week on Shockwave. For tonight, lets see if your win against Evan AHo wasn't a fluke, since we are quoting good ol Vinny Mac, in that very ring, you will face in a match with the EWI world title on the line, against one member of the ST. Louis Calab-O, the Naughty Frog Johnathan Davis."

(Gottfried, Dastardly, and Tania bust up laughing, Naughty Frog jumps up and down in excitement humping the turnbuckles. Hellfighter looks at Gottfried in amazement and confusion.)

MG: "So if there is a referee available, let him get his ass out here and lets get this match on, Hellfighter, good luck."

(A referee makes his way out to the ring, and enters. Hellfighter hands the EWI world title to the ref and the hold it up. The rest of the Calab-o exits the ring except for Naughty Frog and Hellfighter. The two men come toward the center of the ring, Hellfighter shrugs his shoulders, but offers a hand shake in respect, Naughty Frog returns the gesture, then they separate, the bell rings and the ref signals the match on. The rest of the Calab-O await outside to make sure nobody interferes. The match doesn't last very long as Hellfighter, who easily man handles Naughty Frog to the ground. He out muscles him and beats him to a pulp. After hitting the T-Bar Drop (Pump handle slam except finished off like a Greetings from Asbury Park, where he is slammed on the guy's head rather than back.) for the easy 1-2-3. Gottfried is furious, and Eddy Love, who has come out, starts to make a run for the ring, but Gottfried, Dastardly, and Tania plus the sight of the rest of the Calab-O waiting for him with steal chair raised high at him erging him to come on down. Love stays put.

Announcer: "Here is your winner, and still EWI world champion, 'Hellfighter' Michael Patrick Shultze!"

(The ref hands Hellfighter his belt and holds his arm in the air to a huge face pop, not hardly breaking a sweat after rubbing his brow, grabs the mic, and looks dead on at Gottfried.)

HF: (To Naughty Frog starting to come to being helped up by Electra and Bass, he starts to hump Electra, but Bass threatens him and he abstains) "Sorry Naughty, but it had to be done, no hard feeling eh?"

(Naughty Frog give the excited thumbs up to Hellfighter.)

HF: "So Gottfried, Who else you got up your sleeve? Who else do you want to throw at me? Anybody? Come on we're waiting. Speak up Gottfried, we can't hear you, come on, just quite simply...just bring it."

(The crowd roars as Hellfighter erges Gottfried to speak, he waits for the crowd to stop before he talks.)

MG: "So you really want me to 'bring it?' Hellfighter, I thought you'd never ask. I knew that you would beat the pudgy jobber, Naughty Frog. But this next one will be a killer shocker of an idea, and its funny that it will be on Shockwave because it will be a shocker of a match, and Bass, put that, what do you call it? Yes, put Mr. Steel down, and listen to me real carefully. So you Hellfighter have aligned yourself against another stuggling group of wrestlers who are trying to make it under Zeiba style of rules and the 'lets be patient your time will come' sort of thing. Well I believe that the Calab-O have erned their dues, or is it just quite simply because I am throwing a wrench your plans Hellfighter, well maybe its both. For Shockwave, still in that very ring, in the main event, for the EWI world title, it will be the champion Hellfighter verses the leader of the St. Louis Calab-O, one half of Amplified, Bass! Oh and Hellfighter, I know that you and I hate hardcore stlye rules, but in this case I will make an exception, a sacrifice if you want to call it that. Hey if it means getting you in the SSN, its a small price to pay, but hey if I have you I will eventually get the EWI world title back in my possession anyway so it makes no difference. I'm game if your game. Then I will have you and the EWI...er I mean SSN world title once and for all. In that very ring, and Bass you will love this part, it will be Bass Rules, and Hellfighter, if you need a refresher on what Bass rules are, that means that there are no rules, its no holds barred, anything goes. So what do you say to that?"

(Hellfighter starts to speak and Bass grabs the mic away from him.)

Bass: "Marcus Gottfried, you got yourself a deal, (To Hellfighter, who is still looking at Bass in confusion.) Hey Hellfighter, remember what you said to me earlier about if I pulled anything, all bets are off and this alliance was over. Well let me be the first one to say this but all bets are off, this alliance is now officially OVER! Get ready for the one true Amplified ass whoopin from the Messiahs of the E-W-I!"

(Without warning, Bass blindsides Hellfighter with a punch then takes Mr. Steel and starts nailing Hellfighter with it. The rest of the Calab-O, confused at first, immediately jump in and join Bass in continuing to bash HellFighter with their chairs. Justin Sane and Tommy Pain go outside and grap two tables, set them both up in the ring, sets Hellfighter between both of them, then Justin Sane climbs to the top rope, and leaps off and onto the top table with Hellfighter between them. Hellfighter, who is already busted wide open, bruised, battered, and barely moving, is worse from the dive from Justin Sane. then to throw added insult to injury, Naughty Frog runs over and starts doing the Naughty Hump to the unconscious Hellfighter. Bass speaks into the mic to Hellfighter.)

Bass: "Don't take this personal Hellfighter, this is just business sport, and hey you can't beat a match with you for the EWI world title on the line, and if you think this amplified ass whoopin was bad, just wait until Shockwave because it will be a real shocker, and that EWI world title of yours will soon be mine faster than you can say, 'Game...Set...Match.' (To Gottfried, who is laughing at the whole attack) "Oh and Gottfried, just remember that I am not on your side, and this doesn't change anything between us, we still hate you worse than Zeiba, but afterall it is the EWI world title, and I'm not stupid enough to pass that up. But when I beat Hellfighter for the world title, don't expect to easily win it from me because I won't be giving it up, then we, the St. Louis Calab-O, will do the next phase of our master plan, and that's kicking your sorry, old school wrastlin ass out of EWI, then everybody will know exactly who the hell we are, the Messiahs of the EWI. Everbody, gather around, and break this son of a b**** down for the lipd***s everywhere."

(The entire Calab-O gather around Bass and the mic for the breakdown.)

Calab-O all together: "GAME...SET...MATCH!"

MG: "That's fine Bass, and you keep those little dreams alive, but in the end I will prevail. Your little dillusions of gradure will not happen...ever"

Bass: "Who said anything about dreaming dips***s, hey pissants, hit our music now!"

(Que up: "Will The Real Calab-O Please Stand Up?" [A remixed and remastered version of Slim Shady's "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?"] The Calab-O make their way out of the ring all taking turns at giving Hellfighter one final kick while he is still down. Bass picks up the belt, admires his reflexion in the belt as he styles his hair, then puts it back down beside Hellfighter, motioning that it will soon be his. Debris of trash and other kinds of litter fill the entire ring as the crowd chucks grabage at the Calab-O, but they are loving it all, and Bass is even shaking the hands of fans passing by on his way back the the locker room saying 'thank you' to them. After the Calab-O are gone, a EMT medical crew makes their way to the ring to tend to the injuried and bloodied Hellfighter who is trying to get up glaring at the Calab-O, he tries to push the EMTs away, but to no avail because he is so weak from the attack.)

BS: What was that about??

GM: Hellfighter brought it upon himself! He's trying to be the good guy in all of this, but when you step in the middle of Gottfried and Zieba there IS no justice. And after that announcement .... Hell I would've jumped him like Bass did!

BS: And how will Zieba react to this is the main question right now.

GM: Something tells me he'll be pissed.

BS: Folks we're going to cut away, but when we come back .... IF we come back ... it's going to be the Main Event ... NEXT!!!


BS: We're back folks. Well I have been promised that this match is The Main Event and that it's for the EWI Tag Team Titles.

GM: No surprises?

BS: No surprises.

GM: Well let's start this puppy up before something warped happens.

BS: You heard the man. Let's go to the ring for our MAIN EVENT!


MAIN EVENT

For the EWI Tag Team Titles

Simply Stunning vs The Motor City Maniacs

Combined Weight 556lbs | Combined Weight 556lbs

Sunderland, England | Detroit, MI

"Let Me Entertain You" - Robbie Williams | "Detroit Rock City" - Kiss


As both teams make their way to the ring the ref calls for the bell and the match is underway. First in the ring are Shawn Wilcox and Ripper Robertson. As they circle the ring trying to get a feel for eachother Wilcox makes the early tag to Hardy, even before the match begins.

BS: What is he doing?

GM: That's smart tacticts.

BS: Chicken if you ask me.

GM: Oh Brett such a mouth.

With Michael Hardy in he and Ripper eye each other. Trying to catch him off-balance Ripper tries with a low kick aiming for Hardys' knee, but misses. The two men then start to exchanging powerful blows right now with Hardy going toe to toe with the larger Robertson. As they continue it's Hardy who gets the upper hand with a shot to Ripper's throat backing him up to the ropes. As Ripper tries to regain himself he goes for a lariat clothesline, but Hardy catches him in an arm-bar dropping him to the canvas and keeping a steady hold on the submission move.

BS: And the tag team champions are out here to prove that they are the real deal.

GM: Well considering how they missed the last show they need to prove themselves or they'll just be labeled chickens like you said.

BS: Oh work it off me why don't you.

GM: Of course I will.

Seeing that it's having no real affect Hardy breaks the hold. Ripper, fighting through the pain, gets back up at the same time as Hardy does. Ripper then grabs onto Hardy and connects with several leg lifts into Hardy's midsection, but he went for one too many and Hardy catches Ripper's leg in mid lift. Seeing him staggering Hardy pushes Ripper to the side and starts yelling a few choice words for the Motor City Maniac. Feeling he has the upper advantage Hardy goes for an elbow drop, but Ripper rolls out of the way. Ripper then moves over towards Hardy and Irish whip's him into toe ropes. On the way back Hardy leap frogs over Robertson, but on the way back Hardy walks right into a chokeslam, but before he can connect Hardy slips in a kick to Ripper's groin instantly dropping him.

BS: And Simply Stunning is really on the ball today.

GM: Who would've thunk it. They are actually lookin' pretty good against Ripper and Max today.

Taking the advantage Hardy picks up Ripper and hits with a powerful belly to belly suplex, but once he goes for Ripper again Ripper surprises him with a flurry of punches. As they continue to trade punches it's Hardy that slips in a finger to the eye temporarily blinding Ripper who then follows up with a sucker punch right into the side of Ripper's head. Hardy then follows that up with a short arm clothesline bringing Ripper to the canvas. Hardy picks up Ripper again and applies a standing side head lock and continues to grind his opponent's head hard while Ripper tries to fight out of it. Ripper nails Hardy with an elbow to the gut repeatedly until he is able to break the hold, but Hardy pushes Ripper away from him, and follows in with a running knee to Ripper's gut. Ripper flips over and realizes he is now in Mayhem's corner. As Mayhem tries reaching over to tag in it's Hardy who catches Ripper's foot, and drags him over into Simply Stunnings's corner. Hardy then takes a couple of shots with several stomps at Ripper's back!

BS: A vicious vicious attack by Michael Hardy today against Ripper of The Motor City Maniacs.

GM: He is out here to prove that they are the real deal of the EWI. Denied for the longest time they wanna hold onto those belts as much as they can so of course they're gonna pour it on cause they know ... one little slip up and it's lights out.

Hardy picks up Ripper again and goes to tag out to Wilcox. Hardy then shoots Ripper into the ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold while Wilcox, a split second later, connects with a somersault leg drop. Now with Wilcox in control he has Ripper in a front face-lock until he is able to drop him with a face first slam. With Wilcox back up he takes a couple of easygoing kicks at Ripper to see if he is able to continue. As Ripper slowly gets to his feet Wilcox continues to mock the Detroit superstar until he is surprised with a quick rake of the eyes and then a THUNDEROUS chokeslam that drops Wilcox in the center of the ring. Ripper, obviously out of energy, steps over Wilcox and finally manages to tag out to his partner Max Mayhem.

BS: What a chokeslam by Robertson! And now Mayhem is in for The Motor City Maniacs!

GM: Wilcox had control, but he felt it would be better to toy with the big man. You win some and you lose some, but can Wilcox come out to fight another day?

Mayhem moves in and catches Wilcox flush in the chest with a chop, but Wiilcox strikes back with a straight punch into Mayhem's face instantly busting open his lip. Upset Mayhem grabs Wilcox and whips him into the ropes, but on the way back Wilcox connects with a flying elbow that almost hits it's mark yet it's enough to stagger Mayhem. Wilcox and Mayhem lock up again with Max surprising Wilcox with a quick go behind and hitting with a belly to back suplex. Max, now in early control, picks up Wilcox and sends him into the ropes, but runs with him so that he can hit with a clothesline that knocks Wilcox out of the ring and onto the floor. Now with Mayhem looking towards Hardy he starts to make his move, but Wilcox reaches into the ring and grabs his foot dragging him out of the ring.

BS: Mayhem is looking good out there for the challengers.

GM: And that's not a role he's used to .. being the challenger that is, but he's losing his track of mind. He needs to bring it to Wilcox even harder before he goes for Hardy.

Wilcox then catches Mayhem with a foot to the gut and follows up with a suplex right onto the concrete. Wilcox then grabs for a chair and looks out into the crowd for support. He holds the chair over Mayhem and cracks it over his head, but as he looks for acceptance from the crowd he gives Mayhem more than enough time to recover. Once Wilcox turns around Mayhem snatches the chair from him and returns the favor cracking the chair over Wilcox's head. Mayhem then picks up Wilcox and whips him towards the ring, but Wilcox has enough time to jump onto the apron and hit with hurricanrana taking both down to the ground again.

BS: MY GOD! These two teams are giving it their all tonight!

GM: Even I have to give credit where credit is due. Both teams are looking great tonight!

Wilcox goes to pick up Mayhem and puts him back into the ring. With both now getting up Wilcox tries for a standing drop kick, but Mayhem manages to move out of the way. Now with the advantage to his side Mayhem slips Wilcox into a DDT dropping him to the canvas. Mayhem then hits the outside and up to the top turnbuckle where he comes off connecting with a moonsault. As he tries for the cover he only gets a two count. Seeing that Wilcox is out of it Mayhem calls for The Straight Jacket and slips Wilcox into his double arm bar submission move.

BS: That's Mayhem's finisher and Wilcox is trying his BEST to fight the move!

GM: He knows if he gives then it's over!

As Wilcox is trying to fight it Hardy makes his way into the ring and kicks Mayhem flush in the face quickly to break the hold. As Hardy makes his way back to his corner Wilcox and Mayhem are now both crawling to their respective corners to see who can make the tag first. As Wilcox tags out Hardy tries his best to run over to the other corner, but Mayhem makes the tag just in time and Ripper is in and catches Hardy with a devastating clothesline. As Ripper picks up Hardy in a Gorilla press Wilcox makes his way back in and attacks Ripper from behind. This draws out Mayhem and now all for wrestlers are in the ring.

BS: This has now turned into a straigh up brawl!

GM: And it's back and forth. This is what I expected ..... BUT NOT THAT!

As all four continue the fight two people from out of the crowd, wearing mask, slide into the ring and attack everyone inside with kendo sticks thus having the ref call for the bell.

Winner: No Contest


BS: What the HELL is this about?

GM: It was a good match for the entire time, but now this? Someone has to be behind it.

BS: Look at the top of the rampway. It has to be him!

GM: Oh this might be good after all!

As they continue their assault dropping Simply Stunning and The Motor City Maniacs like flies EWI officials begin to flood the ring trying to stop the two attackers from continuing their mission. At that time Marcus Gottfried appears from behind the curtain and at the top of the rampway. As he reaches for a microphone the two masked me also head up towards the rampway and stand beside him.

MG: Ladies and gentlemen, in order to bring Tag Team gold where it belongs, I present to you, the newest members of the SSN Family, Trypp and Brandon Williams, TRIBAL INSTINCT!

As soon as Gottfried says their names the masked men take off their mask to reveal that it is really Tribal Instinct. As they share in a laugh they head out behind the curtain while officials try to help out Simply Stunning and The Motor City Maniacs.

BS: I don't believe it. How did Gottfried get to them?

GM: I don't know, but now SSN has a tag team? Things are only looking better!

BS: Folks we are out of time. For Victoria McCave, Garrett McFarland, Guy Grant, and everyone in EWI have a good night. And remember coming up next is Shockwave in Des Moines, Iowa! Good night everyone! {End Credits}


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