BS: Welcome back everyone. Well it's come to that time Garrett.

GM: Yes it has. On one side you have the hungry challenger wanting the title. On the other you have a man who has faught to secure that title. In the middle....you have a physco calling the damn thing.

BS: And with that let's go to ringside for THE MAIN EVENT!


MAIN EVENT

For the EWI World Heavyweight Title

The Commando vs 'Iceman' Steve Radder

6'7", 268lbs | 6'0", 230lbs

Fort Bragg, North Carolina | New York, NY

"Welcome To The Jungle" - Guns and Roses | 'Bulls On Parade' - Rage Against the Machine


Gemini is first to the ring and is accepted by a series of chants. Coming out next, also to a chorus of cheers, is Steve Radder who has Kelly on his arm, but the cheers quickly change to boos as Commando comes out with the EWI World Belt wrapped around his waist. As he is walking to the ring he continues to eyeball Gemini and Radder making sure that there is not a deal going on.

BS: And here comes the Champion folks and he has every reason to look concerned.

GM: Can you blame him? Hell you've got Radder in there who's wanted that belt for some time and then you have the ref...BOTH OF'EM who hates BOTH Radder and Commando.

BS: It's going to be a battle tonight folks!

As Commando got into the ring, Gemini called for the bell and the match was finally underway. With Gemini keeping a close eye on both combatants, Commando and Radder stalked eachother for a bit before they both locked up in the center of the ring. With Commando catching the advantage he backed Radder into the corner and held the elbow and collar tie up until Gemini tried to break the hold. Because neither would release Gemini started counting and Commando finally released on four, but then turned his attention to Gemini and started to engage in shouting match.

BS: And Commando is NOT happy with the officiating of Gemini.

GM: I think that's why Dupree did this just to get the goat of all three in the ring.

BS: Actually I think Gemini is enjoying himself.

GM: Yeah. That is the only drawback to it.

With Gemini not paying him any attention Commando turned his attention back to Radder and they locked up once again, but this time it was Radder who backed Commando into the corner and again Gemini tried to break the hold. As Gemini was trying to separate the two Commando shot a quick right hand shot into the face of Radder backing him off.

BS: A cheap shot by Commando gets him the early advantage.

GM: Hell you got to do what you can when you've got a skitzo doing ref duties!

Commando, not wasting any time, continued the assault on Radder with a flurry of right hand shots, but as he tried to continue he was pulled back by Gemini and they started to have a heated shouting match again.

GM: Oh what the Hell is this about!

BS: Actually Gemini is doing the right thing in dragging Commando off. Those are illegal closed fist Commando's throwin.

Taking advantage of the distraction, Radder snuck behind Commando and connected with a standing neckbreaker on Commando and tried for a quick pin. As Radder was covering Gemini started his count, but once he hit one he seemed to get confused and never reached two before Commando kicked out which upset Radder and forced him into a shouting match with the ref.

BS: WHAT? He had a three right there! Radder could be the champion right now!

GM: Oh yeah I NEVER saw this coming. Gemini actually trying to call a fair match. Hey maybe his 'other' saw one of the shoulders not all the way down.

This gave the advantage to Commando as he got behind Radder and hit with a German Suplex. With Radder dazed, Commando edged back a bit and waited on Radder to return to his feet and as he did Commando surprised him with a spin hook kick that knocked the Iceman down. As Commando went for the cover Gemini stood in the corner and was surprising distracted by the fans who were chanting his name. This made Commando VERY furious as he got off of Radder and went towards Gemini.

C: (spinning Gemini around) HEY PAY ATTENTION FREAK!

G: Oh was there a pin? We didn't know....sorry.

BS: Well at least he's not biased.

GM: That's right. He goes both ways. Hey do you think....?

BS: You can ask him that after the show if you feel the need.

GM: Um....nevermind.

As the two continued to argue, Radder finally got back up and ran into the ropes. Coming off the ropes he caught Commando with a flying clothesline that knocked Commando down and sent him out of the ring. Reacting quickly, Radder ran to the top turnbuckle and waited for Commando to get up and has he did Radder leaped off and hit with a splash knocking both back down.

BS: And now this match is to the outside!

GM: But look at Gemini! He's giving the count and a rather QUICK on at that!

While they were outside Gemini started his count in the ring. As he reached five both Radder and Commando realized what was going on and they quickly got back inside. With Commando being the first one in he ran towards the ropes and tried to catch Radder with a running lariat clothesline, but Radder moved to the side and shot a quick kick into the midsection of Commando doubling him over. Radder, feeling the cheers of the crowd, quickly grabbed Commando and set him up for On The Rocks (Reverse Rock Bottom).

BS: THIS IS IT! Radder is one step away from being the new EWI World Champion!

GM: Oh this is sick! I bet Gemini manages to count this one!

As he connected he continued to draw strength from the fans in France and he went for his finisher Absolute Zero (face-first Full Nelson Slam) and hit with perfection, but as he went for the cover Gemini got as far as two before he got in Radder's face and flipped him off.

BS: WHAT THE?

GM: OH MAN! I guess Gemini just wanted to pass to Radder how much he was number one!

BS: This is total BS I SWEAR!

GM: This is total Brett Sanders?

BS: DAMNIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

GM: Chill Beavis.

Irate, Radder jumped off of Commando and got dead in the face of Gemini and they started to get into a verbal war. Meanwhile Commando was getting back to his feet and saw what was going on. As he was edging closer Gemini and Radder turned their verbal fight into a physical one as they started to push eachother. When Gemini pushed Radder for the final time Commando took the momentum and whipped Radder into the ropes only to catch him on the way back and hit with a Samoan Drop. Feeling the boos from the crowd he picked Radder back up and connected with The Nose Dive (corkscrew piledriver) and covered Radder as Gemini counted to three.

BS: DAMNIT he's done it! Commando has retained the EWI championship and how he did it is a miracle in itself.

GM: I would hold the phone on that one. Gemini is waiving it off!

BS: WHAT?

As Commando was getting up celebrating in victory Gemini, looking confused, walked towards Commando and threw his hands down.

C: What the HELL are you doing?

G: You did not win! The match is not over!

C: WHAT? You counted three!

G: No (holding up his right arm) I counted two and (holding up his left arm) I counted one. (holding up both arms) WE NEVER COUNTED THREE!

C: You Rotten Mother...........

Commando went to take a shot at Gemini, but he blocked it and shot a quick right back. As they were fighting Radder finally got back up and watched what was going on. With Gemini getting the upper advantage he whipped Commando into the ropes, but as Commando held onto the ropes and Gemini setting up for a back body drop Radder came in and hit Gemini with a Face Buster catching the attention of Gemini. With Gemini dazed Commando rushed in and hooked him up for The Nose Dive.

Winner: No Contest


BS: I can't believe it! Gemini's sole purpose being out here was to screw Radder and Commando! I just can't believe it.

GM: But I don't think it's over. Looks who's coming to the ring!

BS: PAT BLACK IS BACK! PAT BLACK IS BACK!

With Gemini down both Radder and Commando began to put the boots to him, but as that was going on Pat Black started to run to ringside with a chair and attacked both from behind with the chair.

BS: MY GOD! The carnage doesn't stop! Wait.....is it?

GM: IT'S ELI FLAIR!!

This, in turn, brought out Eli Flair and he entered into the mix trying to get Black and Gemini off of Radder.

BS: ELI FLAIR IS HERE! He couldn't take it anymore and he came out to help his Family member!

GM: But it's not over!!!

While the commotion continued both Kross and Aho made their to the ring and soon it was a seven way brawl in the ring.

BS: Folks its a seven way brawl in the ring!

GM: And listen to these French fans. They're loving it!

BS: Folks we're desperately out of time. For Garrett MacFarland, Victoria McCave, and the entire EWI staff, this is Brett Sanders telling you to join us again in Germany for Seasons Beatings II: Blitzkrieg. Goodnight from Heatwave in Bordeaux!

[Credits roll]


From the EWI Offices Commissioner Dupree has released the line up for the next EWI PPV - Blitzkrieg .

Debut Match
Eric 'The Dragon' Davis vs 'The Naughty Frog' Jonathan Davis

Malign vs 'The Silencer' Antonio Corleone

'The Iceman' Kevin Kearns vs Goth (Of The Gothic Alchemy)

Under Survivor Series Rules
Harbingers of Apocalypse (MCM's/Ash/Steele) vs St Louis Calab-O (Amplified/The Brothers Pain)

The Mercenary vs Lone Wulf

For the EWI Intercontinental Title
Hellfighter vs Jeffery Roberts

Number One Contender for the TV title
Superstar' Brad Striker vs Tabu

For the EWI Tag Team Championship
The Greats (C) vs Simply Stunning

For the EWI Extreme Title
Rob Sampson (C) vs Kevin Powers

Under Wargames Rules
Tribal Instinct/Electric Company vs The Showstoppers/The Night Cripplers
Winning Team faces eachother to determine who the Number One Contender will be for the World Title at the next Heatwave.

MAIN EVENT
For the EWI World Heavyweight Title
Under Tower of Doom Rules
Commando (C) vs Eli Flair vs Evan Aho vs Bret Kross vs Gemini vs Steve Radder vs Pat Black


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