BS: Welcome back folks. Coming up next we've got......

(Suddenly the arena goes dark and the crowd go silent, the giant screen flickers into life, on it the giant Union Jack flag waves again, there is a small pop from the crowd.)

BS: Hey! Could it be.....

GM: Such presence. A presence I have not felt since.....

BS: Quiet Vader.

GM: Big Van to you bubba.

(The words, "They aren't coming anymore" flash up, a minority of the crowd boo at this. They words change, "Because they're here now!" at this point 'Let me entertain you' by Robbie Williams begins to play and the crowd are a mixture of cheering and stunned silence. A massive explosion of pyro's go up and "Simply Stunning" walk through the curtain dressed in street clothes.)

BS: Talk about your enterances. Here comes Simply Stunning!

GM: Hey maybe they'll talk about trying to get Mike back his job.

BS: I don't think so.

(The two make their way to the ring slapping hands with the fans and Hardy grabs the mic.)

MH: What's up Austin?!?! "Simply Stunning" in the house! Now I know you're p*****d 'cos we ain't wrestling but don't worry 'cos we plan on making up for it at the PPV. We plan on showing those big p*****s the Motor City Maniac's who the real tag team is around here! (Big crowd pop.)

SW: Yeah, they seem to think they are better than us just cos they got the belts, well step in the ring with us ya two little bitched and we'll take them off ya in a heartbeat! (Crowd pop.) We're sick o people p*ssing on us cos we ain't got the titles yet, "Simply Stunning" is gonna go to any lengths to got the straps and we mean ANY LENGTH!

MH: They isn't a tag team in the EWI who can match us stride for stride in the ring, the MCM's would like to think so but they can kiss our asses! Same goes for the rest of the d*ck sucking tag teams in the EWI. You people want excitement, (Crowd pop) you want high risk moves, (Crowd pop) basically you want "Simply Stunning". (Big crowd pop.)

SW: Ya know what we want besides the belts? Our ladies that's what!

(Their music plays and Jill and Susan appear at the top of the walkway. Jill is in a silver mini dress with silver sandals and Susan is in a tight white crop top and black mini skirt with black boots. They come down to the ring t the cheers of the crowd and they drape themselves on their respective partners.)

MH: So ya see MCM's, we got the ladies, we got the skills and we got the crowd behind us, all we need is for you p*****s to show some balls and agree to give us a title shot after the PPV, we await your answer.

(Their music plays and they salute the crowd before leaving the ring.)

BS: Looks like the Tag division is about to pick up as Simply Stunning throw down the gauntlet to the MCM's.

GM: But they want the belts and who's to say that they'll even HAVE the belts after the PPV? Then again it's the MCM's so why should I worry right?

BS: You're worried?

GM: Of course not.

BS: You've got money on this again don't you?

GM: Hey can I have a hobby thank you?

BS: Coming up next we've got Rob Sampson putting it all on the line against The Mercenary in of all things a blindfold match. And what makes this MORE interesting is that Commando is the new ref assigned to this match by non other than EWI Owner Erik Zieba

GM: All of a sudden in vision blood and guts....too bad Sampson or Mercenary won't see it. They'll FEEL it, but they won't see it.

BS: Let's get to the ring for this next match!


For The EWI Extreme Title

Under Blindfold Rules

Special Guest Ref COMMANDO

'Mr. Main Event' Rob Sampson vs The Mercenary

6'2", 260lbs | 6'6", 280lbs

Cincinatti, Ohio | Baton Rouge, La

"Biggest and the Best" - Clawfinger | "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC


Highway to Hell by AC/DC plays. Mercenary stands in the darkened entranceway and large pops light up the rampway. Merc walks out dressed in all black with a shrunken head on a cane in his left hand. He's forsaken his mask for white facepaint that covers his face and bald scalp. His mouth is outlined like that of a skeleton. There's a Third Eye painted in the middle of his forehead above the space between his eyebrows. He sticks the shrunken head in the face of a fan holding a sign that says "Rob Sampson My Main Event" the girl drops her sign shrieking. The fans start throwing drinks on Merc as he enters the ring.

BS: Well the front office has really done it again this time, I can't remember the last time I saw a blindfold match.

GM:Aren't you forgetting a little something Bret....

BS:What?...It's for the extreme belt?

GM:COMMANDO is the referee!

BS: Well there's the bell and this match is underway.

GM:But I don't think there is gonna be any action for a little while considering the stipulations.

BS: No wait a second Tasker got real impatient real fast he just Irish whipped Rob Sampson into Mercenary sending them both tumbling to the mat, and their.....duking it out to a degree.

GM:Mercenary just clocked Sampson's foot, and is giving him repeated blows to his left big toe.

BS:Tasker, after getting a hold of himself from laughter drops and elbow down on Sampson, which send Sampson into a flurry as he gets back to his feet he throws a hurricane of shadow boxing.

GM:Mercenary is still down holding his toe.

BS: Now Sampson walking forward trying to find a sign of Mercenary and makes it to him.

GM:But trips and falls over him and now Mercenary is laying into Sampson's right big tow.

BS: Oh we got a biter!

GM:Yeah Bret but Mercenary isn't biting Sampson's toe.

BS: Yes I see that now, kinda reminds you of that feeling you get when you get that little piece stuck in the zipper doesn't it.

GM:Hey Bret WE GOT A BLEEDER!

BS: Well Tasker had to break this up and drop a leg down on Mercenary's head, which I'm sure made Sampson happy.

GM:Tasker now has got a hold of Mercenary, and irish whips him into the turnbuckle, and now crotches him on top of it, that's GOTTA hurt.

BS: Alan now beating up on Sampson, and laying him out neat the turnbuckle, as Tasker moves back over to the recovering Mercenary who threw a few air punches before Tasker set him straight with one good jab. Now Tasker has a hold of Mercenary and launches him over his head, and Mercenary lands head first on Sampson's skull.

GM:Sampson just got knocked the **** OUT!

BS: What makes you say that.

GM:Mercenary has got that steel plate in his head.

BS: You may not have to quit your day job if you keep this up.

GM:Yeah buddy, then we won't need you anymore.

BS: I stand......corrected.

GM:Your not standing Bret.

BS: I'm sorry I even said anything!

GM: Whatever you say Bret.

BS: What the hell?!!

GM:Such blasphemy Bret.

BS: No no no Garret, Rob Sampson just shot up and is grabbing his leg in utter agony.

GM:Shouldn't he be holding his head, or unconscious now?

BS: Yes Bret, THAT'S my point!

GM:What point?

BS:The one on the top of your head. Nevermind, now he's holding all different parts of his body in pain now, hey wait just a damn minute, in the stands, its that little BIT....

GM:Be careful Bret, your momma's watching.

BS:My momma? MY MOMMA?! Damn it Garret, my momma is.....

GM:Ah temper temper, how you gonna tell this man not to.........

BS: Stop with your Eminem impersonation.

GM:(talking to self) You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped G. BARNES!

BS: Okay you don't talk anymore.

GM:HEY I get paid to talk.

BS: It takes a man like Erik Zieba to pay a man like you to talk.

GM:What's that supposed to mean?

BS:I want Mike back!

GM:Why?

BS: BACK TO THE MATCH, Tasker now realizes what's going on and is going after the little girl with the doll and catches her and grabs the doll, and Tasker seizing the opportunity takes a few shots of his own at Sampson, poking the doll in different places, putting Sampson in pure agony. But finally he contains himself and chucks the doll into the crowd.

GM:Well Mercenary being guided by sound has found Sampson well enough to slap on the Ambush Sleeper...to a degree anyway.

BS: If Sampson taps it's all over! Wait a second, here comes the Inner Circle and Tasker takes on two of them, but Roberts makes it to Mercenary, breaks the ambush sleeper with the help of a steel chair, and slides Sampson out of the ring, and removes his blindfold, while Commando is distracted by the Inner Circle.

GM:Tasker just took out one member of TNC with a combination cut back kick, and turned and took out the other with a spin hook.

BS:Sampson now in the ring with chair in hand, Roberts holding Mercenary implace, and NO! Mercenary on pure instinct put his leg between Roberts legs and was able to duck, not even knowing what was happening and Sampson just clocked his own guy!

GM:That's a hell of an instinct BABY YEAH, but Mercenary now taking off his blindfold.

BS:Sampson now about to attempt to clock Mercenary with the chair a second time, and does, but NO! Commando just COBASHED Sampson with a chair of his own. Mercenary a bit surprised a first but then grins at Tasker and goes to cover Sampson.

GM:YEAH BABY it was set-up by both Commando and Mercenary the whole time!

BS: Great deduction Mike.

GM:I thought so...

BS:Well genius riddle me this, Tasker just clocked Mercenary in the back of the head with that same chair, and it now draping Sampson over him...

GM:Um maybe it was a plan by...

BS: Give it up Mike! Tasker is beginning his count, 1................,2................., and 3 Rob Sampson thanks to Alan Tasker is STILL the EWI Extreme Title!

Winner: Rob Sampson (Retains Title)


BS: Sampson has retained, but at what cost!

GM: (laughing) Oh man this was great! Commando had a plan going into the match all along! Oh this is too much.

[Suddenly the EWI ExtremeScreen comes on with an image of EWI Owner Zieba watching the matches in the back and he does NOT have a happy expression on his face. He shakes his head and calls one of his workers over towards him.]

EZ: So Commando wants to take matters into his own hands. Write this down for me. In San Antonio make sure that a match is signed up for Commando and Mercenary to go one on one under Extreme Rules.

Worker: Okay...and the stips will be....

EZ: I'll make that judgement at the time of the match. Let them try and prepare for that.

[The ExtremeScreen cuts off and goes back to Sanders and McFarland.]

GM: Talk about ruining a good day. Can we get Harders back?

BS: No! Stay tuned fans cause once we return it'll be Aho and Radder for the World Title!


BS: Welcome back to the EWI folks. Coming up next we have a Main Event that could make a VERY special day for one Evan Aho.

GM: I couldn't agree more Bret. On one side you have the man named Evan Aho. Sure he's a former Television champion who got beat at Shockwave in Dallas by Ash, but before that he was all that! Top of his game. Held the Television title for the longest time not contested since the days of one 'Daredevil' Mark Vizzack. This man has been long due to receive a match like this and....I'm not holding back. I can see him winning this match.

BS: Oh but you have to remember exactly WHO he is fighting Gary. The man across the ring is none other than the current EWI World Champion 'Iceman' Steve Radder.

GM: Are you kidding me he was given the title last week on a silver platter!

BS: That may be the case, but look at what he has done in the past. He is a former holder of the Extreme Title and in the EWI he has gone out of his way to prove why he can be considered Extreme. Some of his most memorable matches have been against former champion Eli Flair and they have had some classics.

GM: But Flair is gone and Radder is going to actually have to FIGHT for the title this time. I just wanna see if Extreme can withstand true wrestling tonight!

BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our MAIN EVENT. Radder defends against Aho for the EWI World Championship!


MAIN EVENT

For the EWI World Title

'Iceman' Steve Radder vs Evan Aho

6'0", 230lbs | 6'0", 234lbs

New York, NY | Seattle, Washington

'Bulls On Parade' - Rage Against the Machine | "Blood, Milk and Sky" - White Zombie


It was Aho that first went to the ring with the support of the fans by his side. Once there Radder's name was announced and he too received praise from the crowd. Once inside the bell rang and the match was underway. As Radder and Aho circled around the ring is was Radder who struck first by going into a collar and elbow tie up and then flung Aho across the ring with an armdrag take down. Shaking off the effects Aho got back up and went towards Radder again and hooked up into the same move, but felt the effects of yet another armdrag takedown. As Aho was on the ground he shook his head with a smile on his face and got back up and again got into the move, but this time Radder put him in a headlock, but Aho pushed Radder off into the ropes. With Radder off the ropes he jumped over a ducking Aho and went to the other ropes. Coming off he went for a clothesline, but Aho ducked that move as well. Once Radder and Aho met again Aho caught Radder off-guard and connected with a belly to belly suplex. Radder, feeling the effects, got back up and tried to get Aho again, but this time it was Aho that took Radder down with an armdrag takedown of his own. With the crowd cheering for both wrestlers Radder got back up and went to the center of the ring and held out his hand. Aho, seeing this, put out his hand and they both exchanged a quick handshake.

BS: And that is what it's about isn't it? True sprotsmanship in the ring right there with Radder and Aho.

GM: Oh crud if I wanted to see love like this I would've switched to a soap opera or something. This is sick. Why don't they just kiss and get it over with!

BS: Would you stop it. There doesn't have to be hatred in wrestling all the time. It's actaully good to see somethign like this. Brings a breath of fresh air into the business again.

GM: (looking at the ring) Get a room!

Bret Sanders: Well no matter what you say. This has been an incredible match, and it doesn't show any signs of stop...Wait a minute, Bret Kross is walking out to the ring. He is standing in the aisle way. The man that says he is running with the EWI ball, is watching this World Title match, just like all of these fans. Is he going to get involved?

Garrett McFarland: Well, he better not. I don't know what Kross is thinking, I think Dupree is doing a fine job.

BS: That's because he got you your job.

GM: (annoyed) Nothing to do with it

BS: Kross is walking closer to the ring, as Radder and Aho, are still going at it. Kross, is coming over here.

(Kross picks up a headset and sits down)

Kross: Gentlemen...

BS: Hello Mr. Kross.

GM: You know what Kross, I'm not Mike Powers, I'm not scared of you, what makes you think you can walk back in here after a month, and claim to take over?

BK: First of all, who are you?

GM: Stop with the laughs, you know my name, Garrett McFarland.

BK: You work here?

BS: Gentlemen, if I may interrupt, we have a World Title match going on in the ring.

BK: Exactly, and no one seems to care. Look at this crowd, they aren't excited, because they know, in that ring is a paper champion. Well, I know it to. After I win that belt, I will make myself a credible champ, if I have to wrestle three times a night.

GM: You still haven't answered my question. Dupree has done a fine job running things around here.

BK: Dupree is turning this organization into a joke, and someone had to take action. I'm out here for one thing, to watch this match. You two go on with your business cause I'm not going to say another word.

(Kross takes off the headset, and doesn't say anything)

After ten minutes into the contest it was Radder who finally took the advantage by catching Aho off the ropes with a DVD in the center of the ring. With the crowd cheering Radder gets back up and looks out towards the crowd taking in their cheers. He then goes to pick up Aho and sets him up for his finisher Absolute Zero, but as he is about to hook the move in Aho manages to get an arm free and maneuvers into a punishing bulldog drop.

BS: What a move! This could be it! We could have a new champion!

GM: He's looking good and there is no stopping him cause he's got that gleam in his eye!

Trying to catch his breath he goes towards Radder and sets him up for The Ecstay which drives Radder into the canvas for the three count and the win.

Winner: Evan Aho (NEW EWI World Champion)


BS: He's done it! Evan Aho has captured the dream and has won the EWI World Championship!

(Kross picks up the headset)

BK: I guess I'll be seeing Aho soon. Maybe sooner than later.

(Kross gets up and goes into the ring, and has a staredown with new EWI World Champion Evan Aho.)

BS: Kross and the EWI World Champion are in the midst of a stare down. What's going to happen next? Its obvious, there has been a change in Kross, because the Kross of old, would have attacked the champion from behind, and hitting him with a chair.

GM: Yeah, I liked that Kross.

BS: The stare down continues, but folks, we are out of time, for Gary McFarland and everyone else good night everyone. And remember to join us next week in San Antonion for our next PPV Coronation!


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