[The scene opens up just prior to the start of Heatwave in Austin. As the camera pans around the parking lot area by the backstage doors, a black limo pulls up from around the corner and stops right in front of the cameraman filming the scene.]

BS v/o: Ladies and gentlemen we're not scheduled to go on the air yet, but there seems to be a happening going on in the parking lot area at the Travis County Expo Center.

GM v/o: Well look at this. Big black limo in the house. Hey maybe it's Dupree. Oh wait. He always did believe in public transportation so it couldn't be him.

[As the limo driver steps out of the limo he heads to the rear and opens the door. As the man steps out the crowd begins to cheer when they realize that it is EWI Owner Erik Zieba.]

BS v/o: MY GOD! He has finally returned! Erik Zieba is back to the EWI!

GM v/o: Oh so we're blessed by the savior of the company to return? Hey am I the only one that remembers what happened when the LAST owner, Randy Harders, was here?

BS v/o: But Harders had different intentions on his mind unlike Zieba. One can only imagine what is going to happen tonight with Zieba back! Folks welcome to HEATWAVE IN AUSTIN!



[The camera cuts to the Travis County Expo Center right in the heart of the state captiol Austin, Texas. As the camera pans around it picks up tens of thousands of screaming EWI fans waiving their signs and sounding off with several chants for their favorite stars. The camera then cuts to Brett Sanders and Garrett MacFarland who are in the announcer's booth getting ready for tonight's action.]

BS: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the EWI! Tonight were at Austin bringing you the best we have for your viewing entertainmen. Joining me as always is the man on my right Gary McFarland.

GM: Brett I know tonight is going to be a good night. How do I know? Well we just saw EWI owner Erik Zieba shwo up and you just have to think he has several things on his mind. And this is the first show without Mike Powers? Oh you know it just HAS to be good.

[Suddenly 'Renegade Master' - Wildchild starts up and the crowd looks towards the rampway. Out from behind the curtain EWI owner Erik Zieba comes walking down the rampway to a chorus of cheers, but you can still here some boos here and there.]

BS: Most of this crowd is behind the owner, but there is still some heat for the man.

GM: Hey he's been gone for a long time what do you expect?

[As Zieba makes his way into the ring he takes a mic from one of the ring attendents and looks out towards the crowd.]

EZ: EWI it's good to be back! I know I have been away for awhile and in my depature there have been some events that have gone down. Events I cannot talk about due to contract restraints, but events none the less.

GM v/o: I'm not bound by those contracts maybe I should help him.

BS v/o: Let him finish.

EZ: Well I'm not going to let a few bad apples bring down the EWI. Instead we are going to move forth and continue the entertainment that you expect from the EWI plus that much more and the only way to do that is to tell everyone what will be going down in San Antonio for our next Pay Per View Coronation! Not only are we going to bring you the finals of the Cruiserweight tourney which will pit Eric Davis against either The Darkness or Stevie Cool, but we will have several other title matches. And if you know me then you know ALL the titles will be on the line. One of which will include EWI Champions The Motor City Maniacs taking on current number one contenders Tribal Instinct .....

GM v/o: This we knew...

EZ: ....and they will ALSO face NthWA and TCW Tag Champions The Night Cripplers in a three way dance to finally UNIFY the titles and to make one Unified EWI Tag Champion!

BS v/o: Can you believe it! The fake titles will finally come to a close at Coronation!

GM v/o: Well I guess that's a good thing.

EZ: And, in our main event, we will also unify the Extreme and World titles as Rob Sampson will take on the World champion. Either it be Evan Aho or current World Champion Steve Radder. The winner will be the first ever Extreme World Champion of the EWI in San Antonio! And, since Extreme is apart of it....it will be a Extreme and the stips for that match will only be found out that night once the main event kicks off.

BS v/o: What an announcement!

GM v/o: I don't know. This is Zieba and he has been known to go out of his way to make crule matches. I've got a bad feeling about this.

EZ: Folks I know you haven't felt good about the EWI as of late, but I assure you that, not only are we going to put ourselves back on the map, but we're going to own the whole damn thing!

[Zieba's music starts back up as he heads towards the back to a huge crowd cheer.]

BS: Well Gary you know Zieba is back and his intent is to save the sinking ship.

GM: And he's going to have ALOT to work with Brett cause our first bout was to show a new tag team to the EWI, The Avengers Phoenix and Hurricane take on X-Ta-C, but due to contract problems they are not here tonight.

BS: Hopefully they can come to terms soon because from what I have heard The Avengers are one exciting tag team to watch. Still we have six great matches for you tonight to include two other debuts. On one side you have the man from Japan Kin Hiroshi who is exciting in his own right taking on "Phenomenal" Frankie Scott.

GM: Two great talents recently inked by the EWI and should add some life back up in here. Especially in the new cruiserweight division.

BS: After that, and speaking of the cruiserweight division, we'll be seeing The Darkness and Stevie Cool in semi-final action for the title.

GM: Both have been great since coming here and who cannot forget the Ladder match they had for their DEBUT MATCH?

BS: That was a classic and what a way to introduce yourself to the EWI. After that we have the returning Sky Suicide talking on Malign.

GM: Malign has been looking very good as of late, but you can never count out Sky Suicide. Granted he has been away for awhile, but the man is tough as nails. I see this as being a good match as well.

BS: After that we have a tag bout in which The Gothic Alchemy, former EWI Tag Champions, will take on the new team of Gemini and Cancer.

GM: The artist formally known as Black is now known as Cancer and he takes up with the tag team duo of Gemini.....

BS: Would you stop that.

GM: Hey I call it like I see it. Three against two and GA might just wanna get someone from the Nu Nation Revolution to back them up just in case.

BS: From there we will have our first of two title defenses tonight as Rob Sampson puts the title on the line against Mercenary in .... and get this .... a Blindfold match!

GM: That was issued by Commissioner Dupree and with a blindfold match anything is possible! The Main Event takes on The VooDoo Daddy and I'm not gonna miss it one bit!

BS: And after all of that we go to the Main Event where new champion 'Iceman' Steve Radder puts it all on the line against Evan Aho the former Television champion.

GM: Even Aho was a great champion when he held the Television title. Radder is a great champion in his own right. Aho is without a title while Radder recieved his on a silver platter. I'm going with the hunter this time in Evan Aho.

BS: Folks let's not keep you waiting. It's time to go to the ring for our first bout of the night!


Double Debut Match

Kin Hiroshi vs. "Phenomenal" Frankie Scott

6'0", 198lbs | 5'11", 228lbs

Tokyo, Japan | Oceanside, California

"Five Finger Crawl" - Danzig | "Phenomenon" - LL Cool J


Scott comes to the ring first. He taunts the fans as he walks down and is booed heavily for doing so. Kin Hiroshi is out next and receives a warm reception from the crowd. The referee calls for the bell, but Scott gets into a shouting match with a fan at ringside, allowing Hiroshi to catch Scott with a roll up for a 2 count. Scott kicks out and gets to his feet and catches Hiroshi with a spinning heel kick. Scott follows up by quickly executing a corkscrew legdrop. Hiroshi grabs his neck in pain as Scott lays the boots to him. Scott wastes no time and bounces off the ropes and goes for a senton back splash, but Hiroshi quickly rolls out of the way and Scott catches nothing but the mat. Hiroshi pulls Scott up and executes a series of knife-edge chops that leave Scott's chest red. Hiroshi performs a go-behind and ensnares Scott in a rear waistlock. He stuns the Phenom with a snap German suplex. Hiroshi wastes no time in heading up to the top rope. Scott got to his feet and catches Hiroshi up on the top rope and delievers a press slam off the top rope. Hiroshi lands half way across the ring. Scott takes advantage and throws Hiroshi on the outside. The referee warns Scott for his actions. Hiroshi quickly slides back in the ring. Scott lays the boots to Hiroshi, but Hiroshi fights his way up to his feet and catches Scott with a spinning savate kick. Both men lay on the mat as the referee begins to count. His count reaches six before either man gets to his feet. Scott surprises Hiroshi with an enzui giri and quickly seeks the adoration of the crowd, only to find that they are booing him. Scott turns around to find that Hiroshi is back to his feet. Hiroshi executes a Northern Lights suplex and gets the three count on a shocked Scott.

Winner: Kin Hiroshi


[Scott pounds the mat in anger as the referee raises Hiroshi's hand in victory. Scott rushes Hiroshi from behind and tackles him to the ground. He pounds away on Hiroshi's forehead with right hands. The referee tries to pull him off, but Scott nails him with a low blow and then resumes pounding on Hiroshi.]

BS: Frankie Scott is like a man possessed!

GM: Hell yeah! I like it!

[Scott spots a chair at ringside and rolls out of the ring. He slides the chair into the ring and then climbs back in himself.]

BS: Oh no. This looks bad.

[He pulls Hiroshi to his feet and then grabs him in a double underhook. The crowd boos heavily as Scott executes his Phenomdrop maneuver onto the chair, leaving Hiroshio lying in a heap in the ring. Scott rolls out of the ring and walks to the locker room with a smile on his face.]

BS: Frankie Scott is nothing but a sore loser! Kin Hiroshi defeated him cleanly and for his trouble gets dropped on his head onto a steel chair. What kind of justice is that?

GM: Whoever said there was any justice in wrestling? I think Scott's loss was a fluke and he was taking his anger out on the man responsible.

BS: Well coming up next we've got.....

GM: Looks like Bret Kross to me!

[Bret Hart's WWF theme begins to play as 'Ironman' Bret Kross makes his way from behind the curtain and down to the ring. Followed by a series of boos from the crowd Kross hits the ring and gets a mic from one of the ring attendents.]

Kross: I've been sitting out of the EWI rings for about a month now, ever since Germany. I've heard Eli Flair's post pay per view comments about me, and I sat back. I watched Heatwave, and I sat back. I watched Eli Flair walk out of this promotion, leaving the EWI World Title behind. I watched Steve Radder be handed the World Title, making that Title worthless. Then, I watched Evan Aho dropped the TV Title, and be rewarded with a World Title shot tonight. Well, I can't sit back any longer. This promotion has been going in a downward spiral, since the owners, decided to take a leave of absence, leaving one Chad Dupree in charge. Well, no longer. I will not see this organization fold, like so many others. I have come back to save the EWI. First and foremost, I need to restore credibility to that World Belt. So, I am challenging the winner of tonight's main event. Whether it's Radder I face, or its another chapter in the Aho-Kross feud, it really doesn't matter. because I will have that Title. Then, I will take on any man in this promotion who wants this Title, and make this belt worth something again. I am the man this promotion needs to save it. Without me, Erik Zieba will be out of business in no time. Zieba, remember a couple months, ago when I wrecked your office, because you stood by, and watched me get screwed over and over again. Well, I never did get revenge, but this will do. You gave the ball to Dupree, and I am stealing it from him. He fumbled. So, Zieba, you want the ball back, COME AND GET IT.

[Kross' musis starts back up as he heads out of the ring and back up the ramp to the back.]

GM: Well doesn't it figure Zieba returns and everyone has started the line with Kross at the front with demands. Typical.

BS: But the question is will Zieba respond. Folks we have to break away for a commercial, but when we return we'll have The Darkness and Stevie Cool in semi-final action....NEXT!


BS: Welcome back folks. We're all set for a quarter-final match in the EWI Cruiserweight title tournament. Last week we saw Eric Davis advance by defeating Jesse Falcon in what was easily the match of the tournament so far.

GM: And I stand by my prediction that the winner of that match--in this case, Eric Davis--will go on to become the Cruiserweight champion.

BS: Nonetheless, we will see The Darkness take on popular newcomer Stevie Cool. The winner of the match will meet Eric Davis at Coronation to determine the very first EWI Cruiserweight champion. Let's go to the ring.


The Road to the Cruiserweight Title Continues

Semi-Final Match

The Darkness vs. Stevie Cool

6' 0", 200lbs | 6' 0", 180lbs

Unknown | Dallas, Texas

Mudshovel - Staind | 'Know Your Enemy' - Rage Against The Machine


The Darkness makes his way out to the ring first to a moderate heel pop from the crowd. Out next is Stevie Cool, who is well-received by the crowd. As Cool climbs into the ring he is attacked by Darkness. Darkness drives some well-placed elbows down onto the back of Cool's neck. Cool eventually pushes his opponent away and fires off a dropkick that staggers Darkness. A second dropkick meets nothing but air and Darkness rolls Cool out of the ring. Cool comes to his senses just in time to be greeted by a tope suicida by Darkness.

BS: Darkness with a beautiful suicide dive and now both men are trying to gather their wits on the outside!

GM: What a show-off.

BS: Darkness?

GM: No, Cool. He just wants us to feel sorry for him.

The referee's count reaches seven before both men are able to roll back in. Darkness places Cool in a standing head scissors and executes a powerbomb, but Cool is able to reverse with a huracanrana. Cool picks Darkness back up and whips him to the ropes. He catches Darkness with a powerslam and goes for the cover. One, two...Darkness gets the shoulder up.

BS: Stevie Cool came here to win!

GM: Gee, ya think? Sheesh.

BS: You have a real attitude problem.

GM: And you have chronic halitosis. Do you hear me complaining?

Darkness and Cool start slugging it out. Finally Darkness staggers Cool with a series of rights to the side of his head. Darkness executes a spinning heel kick and quickly heads up top.

BS: What are we gonna see here!?

Darkness leaps off the top rope seemingly in slow motion. He attempts a senton bomb, but Cool is able to roll out of the way and Darkness lands on the mat with a thud. Stevie Cool quickly asends to the top rope and leaps off for a flying elbow. He also misses as Darkness is able to roll away just before impact. Both men lay on the mat. Suddenly the crowd erupts in boos as Cole Steele runs out from the back and climbs up top.

GM: What the hell is he doing out here!? He's already out of the tournament!

BS: Apparently that decision didn't sit too well with him.

Both Cool and Darkness rise to their feet, only to be greeted by a double flying clothesline from Steele. The referee calls for the bell, but seems confused about what to do. Cole Steele grabs a chair from ringside and lays out Stevie Cool, who has just gotten to his feet. Suddenly Jesse Falcon rushes out of the back and tackles Steele down. The two men begin rolling around on the mat, punching away at each other.

Winner: No Contest


BS: We've got a melee on our hands! Someone's got to do something about this!

[Suddenly "Battleflag" by the Lo Fidelity All-Stars cues up.]

GM: Oh geez. Anyone but him!

[Commissioner Dupree appears on the dais with a microphone in hand. The four wrestlers in the ring suddenly stop fighting and turn their attention to where Dupree stands. The music continues to play as Dupree merely surveys the situation and shakes his head. He signals for the music to cease and as it does he begins to speak.]

CD: Mr. Steele, I'm sure you want to be Cruiserweight champion as badly as your fellow competitors in the ring do, but as I recall, you have already been eliminated from the tournament. Mr. Falcon, it was just last week that you were eliminated. I'm sure your memory isn't that bad.

[Dupree pauses.]

CD: Gentlemen, you've put me in quite a bind, and there's only one solution I can see. At Coronation, the four of you will meet each other in an over-the-top rope battle royal. Whichever one of you wins the battle royal will go on to meet Eric Davis in a match to determine Extreme Wrestling International's very first Cruiserweight champion. Now I suggest that you all remove yourselves from the ring before I get really angry. Good day.

[Dupree makes his exit and soon after all of the wrestlers do as well.]

BS: Commissioner Dupree has made his decision and those four men we see walking back to the locker room will meet each other at Coronation in a battle royal to determine just who will face Eric Davis in the finals of the Cruiserweight title tournament.

GM: Yippee for him.

BS: Folks we've got to cut away for a break, but once we return we've got Sky Suicide up against Maglin next!


[As the camera cuts back to Heatwave in Austion the EWI Extreme Champion Rob Sampson has arrived and he's exiting his limo. He's mobbed by fans and starts signing autographs as he makes his way towards the entrance. A young girl makes her way through the crowd, she's dressed in a dirty, ripped brown dress, has unkempt hair and a dirty smudge on her face. She holds a tin cup up to Sampson. He smiles at the girl and picks her up, pulling a handkerchief from his pocket to clean her face. He puts some bills in her cup and tries to set her down but she grabs his hair not letting go and starts to cry. Sampson has a confused, compassionate look on his face as he tries to sooth the girl and get her to let go. A lock of Sampson's hair is pulled out by the girls clenched hand and she runs off. The cameras then cut back to Sanders and McFarland at ringside.]

GM: What was that about?

BS: Seems everyone wants a piece of Sampson.

GM: She needs to slap her mother around to get her some new clothes. That's white trash for ya!

BS: GARY!

GM: Hey someone was gonna say it and what better person than me.

("Tribal" by P.O.D. cues up. The team of Tribal Instinct, Trypp and Brandon Williams, along with former Motor City Maniacs manager, Paradise, comes out to the ring to a good many cheers from the crowd ... and a few jeers as well. They are wearing their ring attire: Trypp in baggy black cargo pants and a red 'wife-beater,' Brandon in matching green cargos and a black 'wife-beater.' Paradise is wearing tight black Capri-length pants and a red V-neck shirt. The facial jewelry that adorns the faces of Trypp and Brandon shines in the light of the arena. Trypp helps Paradise into the ring first and then steps in after her. Brandon follows suit. Paradise is the first to grab the mic.)

P: Next week, in San Antonio, the Tribe has a chance at EWI gold. They have a shot at the Tag Team champions, the MOTOR CITY MANIACS!

(The fans boo at the mention of the tag champs.)

P: Maniacs, I was with you long enough to know NOT to question your wrestling ability. I know that you're good. WE know that you're good. The last time that the Tribe faced you, it was because of ME. Last time, you betrayed ME. Last time, in the Warehouse Match, you BEAT the Tribe.

(She looks around at the crowd.)

P: Maniacs... Lightning WON'T STRIKE TWICE!

(Paradise throws the mic to Trypp. Trypp pushes his long dreadlocks out of his face before speaking.)

TW: This match is completely different from the last one. THIS MATCH is not over a girl. THIS MATCH is not in a Warehouse. THIS MATCH is IN THE RING for the EWI TAG TEAM BELTS! Maniacs, when we meet you in San An, we'll be more prepared, we'll be more ready. And Maniacs, try as you may, this time, you're not taking the Tribe down.

(Brandon is given the mic.)

BW: The Time of the Tribe is approaching quickly. Next week, at Coronation, the Time will be upon us. The Tribe will be on top. We will stop at nothing to win. NOBODY will be in our way. Not you. Not your HOA friends. This is just Tribal Instinct and the Motor City Maniacs, round two. And this time, the outcome will be different. Now, before we go, I believe that Paradise has something to say.

(Brandon hands Paradise the microphone.)

P: Motor City Maniacs, you BETRAYED me! You HUMILIATED me! And now, I want absolutely NOTHING to do with you. I want in no way to be associated with you and that includes the name that I was known as during my time with you. With you, I was known as Paradise, but now, with the Tribe, I shall forever be known as....UTOPIA.

(The fans murmur at this news.)

P: And I will be at the side of Tribal Instinct next week when they face you... And next week, I will be at the side of the Extreme Wrestling International Tag Team Champions.

("Tribal" by P.O.D. cues up once again as the trio leaves the arena to a cheering crowd.)

BS: Strong words by The Tribe Gary. Those boys look focused.

GM: Oh come on. Tribal Instinct? Taking the belts away from the MCM's? Hell don't they know they now have to deal with The Night Cripplers too? Oh they're focused alright, but not on everyone who is going to the dance and that's going to be their downfall my friend.

BS: And in San Antonio that will be answered, but until then we still have some exciting entertainment for you this evening. Coming up next we've got Malign taking on Sky Suicide who has recently returned to the ranks of EWI.

GM: That's right Brett. He's been away for awhile and where he has been nobody knows. Will ring rust be a factor? There's only one way to find out.

BS: Let's go the ring for the next match.


Sky Suicide vs. Malign

5'10", 228lbs | 6'11", 302lbs

Olympia, Washington | Hell's Kitchen, NY

"Rocket Queen" - Guns N' Roses | 'Falling Away From Me' - Korn


Both men make their respective entrances, with Malign getting a slightly bigger heel pop than Sky Suicide. The bell rings and the two lock up. The more powerful Malign easily gains the advantage and whips Suicide to the ropes. As Suicide comes back toward him, Malign knocks him down with a clothesline. Suicide scrambles back to his feet. Malign tries for another clothesline but Suicide ducks under and catches him with a swinging neckbreaker. Suicide attempts to follow up with a vertical suplex but Malign reverses the move and then quickly drives two elbows down onto Suicide's sternum. Malign then chokes away on Suicide viciously, only breaking the choke after the referee threatens to disqualify him. Malign stares the ref down, but this gives Suicide an opening to regain the advantage. He drops Malign with a spinning leg lariat. He then whips Malign to the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster. Suicide goes for the pin, but only gets two. Suicide tries to procure a figure four leglock next, but Malign kicks him away. The two get face-to-face once again, but it is Malign who strikes first with a kick to the midsection. With Suicide doubled over, Malign wastes no time in going for his Falling into Oblivion pumphandle powerbomb, but Suicide is able to reverse with a huracanrana. The referee counts to two before Malign kicks out. Suicide catches Malign with a spinning heel kick as he stands up and then signals for the Suicide Solution. Malign's height and weight render the move useless however so Suicide heads up top and tries for a flying body press. Malign catches Suicide as he leaps off and turns the move into a tombstone piledriver. From there, Malign executes his Falling into Oblivion maneuver and gets the pin.

Winner: Malign


Suddenly from out of nowhere Ash hits the ring and lays into Sky Suicide with a baseball bat. Malign and Ash then start kicking and stomping away on Sky Suicide. Finally Ash nails Suicide with his Burning Sensation jackhammer suplex and leaves Sky Suicide lying in the ring.

(Ash spits on the fallen Suicide and then demands a mic from a ring announcer on the outside of the ring.)

Ash: Hey, Suicide, maybe next time you'll think twice before spreading lies and rumors about a member of the HOA and about ME in particular! You claimed to have beaten me? To have, quote, "ripped me to shreds"? I don't think so, Sky.

(Ash now turns to address the crowd who is booing him heavily.)

Ash: Just for the record, this man has never beaten me in a match. In fact, he's never stepped into the ring with me, so I'm not sure where he got that idea. Too many of those screwdrivers we always see him nursing is my guess. Let this be a lesson to anyone and everyone in the EWI. You DON'T F*** WITH THE HOA.

("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up as Ash leaves officials to attend to the fallen man.)

BS: What the....Ash and Malign together?

GM: Hey this is great! The HOA will go up a rank.

BS: Folks we've got to go to a break........

[The cameraa cuts to the back parking lot where Commando has arrived in his custom made Hummer. As he is getting out he notices the limo that brought EWI Owner Zieba to the show earlier. Looking at the car he turns around and begins to talk into the building.]

GM: And Commando is here! Life is about to get interesting!

BS: We'll be right back!


[As the cameras cut back to the action they pick up with EWI Owner Erik Zieba walking along the hallways checking up on loose ends, but behind him walks a VERY determined Commando]

C: Hey Zieba we need to talk.

EZ: Commando. How are you doing? Hey sorry about you losing the title, but you know how the operation runs.

C: Don't even try it. You've kept me down for the longest time and you owe me.

EZ: I owe you? For what?

C: What was that business with Harders and Mercenary in Houston? I wann know right now!

EZ: Hey that wasn't me and you know it. That was all Harders, but if you feel bad about it how about I make it up to you.

C: And how do you plan on doing that?

EZ: Well it seems to me that you have some free time on your hands here in Austin with nothing to do and I know how much you enjoy being on televsion with all the action so how about this. How would you like to ref the Sampson and Mercenary match?

C: What? You're kidding right?

EZ: Oh no I'm quite serious.

C: Well then. Consider yourself looking at the ref for that match then.

EZ: Good. Oh and Commando.

C: Yeah.

EZ: You better call it down the line.

C: Oh yeah. Sure. Whatever.

[As Commando walks away from Zieba the cameras cut back to Sanders and McFarland at ringside.]

BS: Has Zieba lost his mind? Putting Commando in a match where both people will be blindfolded?

GM: I think he's trying the trust of Commando. What guts from the Owner.

BS: I just hope he knows what he's doing.

GM: Hey wait! Do you see who's sitting ringside? It's that little homeless girl in the brown dress sitting next to that old wrinkled woman.

BS: Wait that old women looks familiar, where did I see her?

GM: Last night at the bar, you where looking for a cheap pick up.

BS: Come on now I'm serious.

GM: Look how cute, that girl has a Sampson doll and she's sewing Robs' locks onto the doll.

BS: She's what.

GM: She's sewing Robs' locks onto the doll. Poor girl, she's so infatuated with the champ she used the money she begged for, just to see her hero in action.

BS: Would you stop that. Coming up next we've got The Gothic Alchemy taking on the newly formed and DANGEROUS duo of Gemini and Cancer.

GM: Just the way I like it. Cancer with a new style and Gemini with two new attitudes taking on the holy boys of the Nu Nation Revolution. This should be a good butt whipping here!

BS: Folks let go to the ring for next contest!


The Gothic Alchemy vs. Gemini/Cancer

Combined Weight 460lbs | Combined Weight 525lbs

Los Angeles, California | Purgatory

“Engel" - Romstien | "Heart Shaped Box" - Nirvana


BS: And here comes Cancer, formerly known as Pat Black, and -- oh what's this?

Cancer comes walking down the rampway with a dog collar in one hand and Jade is carrying a second. Both collars have long chains attached.

BS: Is that?

GM: Yeah, Bret, those are doggy collars.

BS: What do you think the point of this is?

GM: Oh who knows? Cancer and Gemini are two psychotic mother--

BS: Shut yo mouth!

GM: I cannot BELIEVE you just said that.

BS: Well, anyway, the bell has rung and this match is underway. It looks like Gemini and AC will be starting this one off.

AC rushes at Gemini and hits a clothesline, knocking Gemini to the mat. The blow seems to barely phase Gemini as he quickly gets up and AC rushes at his again, this time only to be met with a powerslam by Gemini. Gemini picks AC up and hits a perfect snap suplex.

BS: And Gemini is making quick work of AC of Gothic Alchemy.

GM: Which one?

BS: Excuse me?

GM: Which one?

BS: Gemini. Oh, don't start with that B.S.

GM: Hey, it's your initials.

Back in the ring, Gemini whips AC into the corner where Cancer stands. Cancer grabs his arms back into a nelson and Gemini executes a drop-kick to AC. AC falls to the canvas. Gemini tags in Cancer. Gemini picks AC up and he and Cancer deliver a double team piledriver on AC.

BS: If AC doesn't get to his corner, this is going to be a short match up.

Cancer picks AC up and delivers an implant DDT.

BS: Oh where's Gemini going?

As Jade distracts the ref, Gemini goes to the ringside area and picks a chair up and throws it into the ring. Cancer notices it and picks it up. AC slowly gets to his feet and Cancer nails him in the head with the steel chair. AC stumbles back into the ropes. Cancer goes to his him with the chair again and AC moves out of the ropes, causing the chair to bounce back and hit Cancer in the face. As Cancer is momentarily phased, AC gets to his corner and tags in his partner. Goth runs in and nails Cancer with a flying shoulder block, knocking Cancer to the mat. Cancer gets up and Goth nails him with a roundhouse kick. Goth runs into the ropes and moonsaults off of them, hitting Cancer dead on.

BS: And Goth has brought his team back into this battle!

Goth goes to spear Cancer but Cancer reverses it.

BS: DDT by Cancer! And right on to that steel chair!!!

Cancer moves to his corner and tags in Gemini. Gemini picks Goth up and hits a vertical suplex on him. Gemini picks Goth up and throws him hard into the turnbuckle, causing Goth to tumble to the outside of the ring. Cancer is waiting on him on the floor and nails Goth with one of the chains that he brought to the ring and then rolls Goth back in. Gemini covers. 1, 2, --kickout.

BS: Close call for Gothic Alchemy.

Gemini brings Goth to his feet. Gemini bends down and lifts Goth up to his shoulders as Cancer comes from the turnbuckle with a moonsault.

BS: Oh my! Goth has GOT to be out of this one.

Gemini tags Cancer in legally and Cancer makes the cover. 1, 2, -- AC breaks it up. AC then hits Cancer with a spinning heel kick. Goth takes advantage of it and whips Cancer into the ropes. He runs towards Cancer. As the ref is destracted trying to to get AC out of the ring, Jade climbs onto the ring apron. As Goth comes to clothesline Cancer, Jade spews a green mist into the face of Goth, momentarily blinding him.

GM: Wow! Great strategy by Jade!

BS: Are you serious? That was blatant cheating!

GM: What can I say? She's a bad mamma jamma.

BS: Huh?

GM: Just as foxy as can be.

Cancer takes this opportunity to catch a low blow on Goth.

BS: We know what that's a sign for.

Cancer gets Goth up and hits a cradle piledriver on him.

BS: That's it! That's the Malignancy! This one's over!

The ref turns around just in time to see Cancer cover Goth. 1, 2, 3.

Winner: Gemini and Cancer


BS: Doesn't look like Gemini and Cancer are done here yet.

Cancer picks Goth up and kicks him in the gut then delivers a spinning neckbreaker. Meanwhile, Gemini catches up with AC and hits him with a belly to back suplex on the outside of the ring. He then picks him up and rams AC's face into the steel turnbuckle. Cancer has Goth up and hits him with a superkick, knocking him into the turnbuckle. Goth stumbles out of the corner and Cancer hits him with a spinebuster. Cancer moves to the corner and takes the padding, exposing the raw steel of the turnbuckle. He then sets Goth up for a powerbomb.

BS: Oh my God! Cancer just powerbombed Goth into that exposed turnbuckle! Goth's back has been busted open!

GM: Damn, that looked painful.

On the outside of the ring, Gemini catches AC with a guerilla press slam onto the guardrails. He then picks him up and whips him into the steel steps, shoulder first. Gemini rolls AC into the ring and clutches him in the Torquemada.

BS: AC is in incredible pain. When will they stop this massacre? Get some officials or security out here someone!

GM: Oh shut up. I'm enjoying this. Know where I can find some popcorn?

Gemini still has AC in the Torquemada when five officials hit the ring. He lets go only to help Cancer take out the officials. Goth and AC are now laying nearly unconscience in the ring, Goth's back bleeding badly.

BS: And Jade's back up in the ring with those dog collars that she and Cancer brought out at the beginning of this match.

Cancer and Gemini lock the collars around the necks of the Gothic Alchemy. They hook the other ends of the chains to the ring and simultaneously clothesline Goth and AC out of the ring, causing Gothic Alchemy to hang from the collars. They then slowly leave the ring, with Jade. Other officials wait until they are out of sight before going to the ringside area to help Goth and AC out of the collars.

BS: And that was an INHUMAN action just perfomed by Gemini and Cancer! Goth and AC are lucky if they're not permanently damaged.

GM: Hey, I got some popcorn from a vendor. Want some? Oh no, I forgot the drink.

BS: You're so sympathetic.

GM: Thanks.

BS: Folks after the break we've got Sampson putting it ALL on the line against Mercenary...NEXT!


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