BS: Well it looks like that Nemesis has taken the place of K-9 for this match up and with the note I've been handed they now want to be known as South Of the Border.
MP: South Of th...HEY SOB!
VM: Only Manifest Destiny would think of something like that.
['Turn the Page' by Metallica comes on again as Vice President makes his way to the top of the rampway.]
MP: Him again?
BS: I guess we're gonna find out something about this match.
MP: What was your first guess?
VP EZ: Lone Wulf. Nemesis. I saw what you two and Commando did to K-9 and what can I say? I was damn near in tears. The happiness you brought me seeing him loaded on that ambulance and seeing him for maybe the last time. I don't know how to repay you, but let me start by making everyone happy. Since K-9 is gone and Nemesis is taking his place then it will be Lone Wulf and NEMESIS as the Tag Team Champions, but you will still have to defend that belt against the Casanova Clique. Rules you know. So have a good match. And again....thanks!
BS: Unbelievable! K-9 has been taken away and now it is Lone Wulf and Nemesis as the tag champions.
VM: But have they worked together before? This has to be a fresh new team going against a well-established team of The Casanova Clique.
MP: Either or it doesn't matter. The winners go and face Simply Stunning at the next show in Times Square where they'll take the titles then. Let's just get this match over with cause they're wasting Simply Stunnings time.
VM: How can you.....
BS: Even he is allowed to have favorites.
VM: Figures.
Allthat starts off for the CC's while Nemesis starts off for the SOB's. They both stare eachother down before locking up. While locked up Nemesis lifs a knee into the stomach of Allthat and then whips him into the ropes. Off the ropes Nemesis tried for a back bodydrop, but Allthat leapfrogged over him and hit the opposite side. Meanwhile Lone Wulf hopped down from the corner and reached for a steel chair. Off the ropes Nemesis then went for a clothesline, but Allthat ducked that and hit the ropes again only to be met with a steel chair to the back by Lone Wulf. Allthat cringed in pain as he staggered away from the ropes right into a belly to belly suplex by Nemesis.
VM: And the SOB's are taking advantage of the NO DQ rule right now early in the game.
BS: Well in their last match it was ruled a no contest with the CC's really getting the upper hand. I guess that Lone Wulf wants to return the favor anyway that he can.
MP: And what's with the steel chairs? Can't they find something else?
BS: You're just not happy unless someone gets hurt.
MP: Actually I cringe at pain. Vickie can I put my head on your shoulder?
VM: Sure Mike. Just as long as I can shove my foot dead up your.....
BS: O.K. THEN! Back to the match.
MP: Hmm...kinky!
Johnson eventually made his way to Lone Wulf and there were slugging it out on the outside while Nemesis climbed the top rope and hit Allthat with a split legged moonsaut. He went for the cover, but only got a two count. Outside Lone Wulf eventually got the upper hand and threw Johnson over the steel baracade into the crowd. After doing that he came inside of the ring and started a double team on Allthat. Lone Wulf grabed Allthat and connected with a flapjack while Nemesis hit him with a stunner right after that. As Lone Wulf was about to pick Allthat back up Johnson was back in the ring area under the ring searching for something until he finally found a fire extinguisher. Nemesis was going to the outside about toclimb to the top turnbuckle as Johnson came in and clobbered Lone Wulf from behind. Nemesis saw was was going on and leaped off the top rope, but was met with the release of the contents of the extinguisher.
MP: OH YEAH BABY! It's gonna be one of those matches tonight!
VM: When they said NO DQ they weren't kidding. The ref is trying his best to stay out of the way unless, somehow, there is a pin attempt.
BS: Well the rule book had to be thrown out for this one cause, let's face it, Manifest Destiny never follows it anyway.
VM: Very true.
As Lone Wulf was trying to get to his feet Johnson hit him again with the extinguisher. After that Johnson saw that Allthat had Nemesis in a bearhug so he went into the ropes and nailed Nemesis with a running bulldog. He went for a pin attempt, but also received a two count. As Allthat and Johnson was working over Nemesis in the ring and Lone Wulf was trying to get back to his feet again Randy 'Rusty Cage' Cobb made his way from the locker room area halfway to the ring area.
MP: Who is that stray cat?
BS: That's Randy Cobb! He hasn't been seen since Detroit and now he's here watching this match, but why?
VM: Well there have been reports that Cobb might have left the federation, but it now seems that he is back and has an interest in this match.
Lone Wulf finally catches sight of Cobb and makes his way out of the ring heading towards him. As he is doing that Johnson whips Nemesis into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster and then a connecting legdrop from Allthat. Allthat goes for the cover again, but still came up with only a two count. Allthat then tossed Nemesis outside of the ring and they started to take their fight from the ringside area into the crowd. Johnson, seeing Lone Wulf yelling at Cobb, rolls outside and attacks Wulf from behind. Johnson starts to bring Wulf back to the ring, but before they get in Wulf takes a shot at Johnson's midsection and knocks the breath out of him. He then sets Johnson up for a powerbomb outside of the ring.
BS: These two just don't care about eachother what so ever!
VM: You've got Nemesis and Allthat fighting in the stands while Johnson is down and out from a Lone Wulf powerbomb on the outside of the ring.
MP: Pure Shagadelic entertainment.
As Wulf is rolling Johnson back into the ring Nemesis and Allthat are in the upper part of the stand trying to get the upper hand on eachother. Nemesis eventually gets the advantage with a well placed foot in the lower midsection of Allthat and continues to club on him. Inside of the ring Lone Wulf sets Johnson up for the Sheriff Killa and hits it.
BS: And this could be it. He goes for the cover, but the ref isn't there to make the count!
VM: That's because he's in the stands with Nemesis and Allthat trying to get them back in the ring.
BS: And listen to Lone Wulf. He's screaming for the ref to get back in the ring.
MP: Looks like the party isn't out of Johnson yet cause he's getting back up.
VM: And Wulf just noticed this.....SHERIFF KILLA AGAIN! There is no way that Johnson can continue this. And the ref is STILL NOT THERE!!!
MP: Well it looks like if the ref is going to come to Wulf then Wulf is going to get the ref AND he's taking Johnson with him!
BS: This thing has gotten out of hand, whose idea was this?
MP: It's groovy baby yeah!
BS: Oh no, here come Martin and Kross again, chair in hand. Lone Wolf is outside the ring and Kross just hit him with that chair. Martin gets in the ring, umps on the top turnbuckle, and lands an elbow on the fallen Wolf. Kross picks him up, as Martin lays down the chair, Kross hits a BRASS BOMB, right on that chair, Lone Wolf, is out cold. Martin takes the chair, and hits Johnson as well!! And now he just throws him in the ring, Kross throws Lone Wolf in the ring, and then puts Johnson on top of him, they leave the ring, and walk to the back.
MP: And where are their partners at?
VM: They're still in the stands trying to make their way back to the ring, but the crowd is cutting them off! Wait the ref made it back! Oh no it can't end like this!
BS: He's in for the count...one...two.....THREE!!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!!
BS: New champions again! First Radder wins the Extreme title and now The Casanova are the new Tag Champions. Can Blair go for the triple threat and regain the title from Eddy Love?
VM: Well it seems like three is the lucky number here. Third title match in a row. Third time Blair and Love have gone against eachother one on one with Blair taking the first two. Who knows.
MP: Bring the Blair Witch out cause he don't scare me!
BS: (looking at Powers)I don't know about you, but that match is coming up....THE MAIN EVENT...NEXT!!!
(Cue up: "Turn the Page" by Metallica. President Harders and Vice President Zieba emerge from the back and make their way down to ringside. They are greeted with a chorus of cheers, which is unheard of for owners of federations these days.)
BS: Oh my, now the moment I have been waiting for all day, the announcement.
MP: Keep your panties on, let me work my mojo.
BS: This must be big if both of them are required to be out here.
(They enter the ring with a pair of mics.)
RH: Well, as all of you would know by now, or have heard from the rumor mill, we have made some changes in the company. First off, I just want to begin with the statement that Mr. Locke is no longer our employer. Consider him done.
BS: Oh, this gets better.
MP: Uh oh, that is who I signed my contract with. This is far from groovy.
RH: I would like to introduce you all to the new owners of the MW... this fed. Here they are, your new employers and friends, drum roll please...
(Drum roll sounds...)
Us. That's right boys and girls. Your admirable President and vice President have combined forces and bought this federation from the unruley grasp of Mr. Locke.
Here is another point. One of our first changes in this league, this is not the MWC. Hell, I never liked that name to begin with. You are now at, the very first, EWI, Extreme Wrestling International event. You all should be proud.
EZ: That's right kids. Before it was if you didn't like our way then you could always go to the higher power. Well now WE ARE the higher power! No more Mr. Locke we're being treated unfair by the people you hired. Now you answer to us and we answer to...NOBODY!
BS: And that would explain alot from the match up eariler with Holmes!
MP: The man will take matters into his own hands...groovy!
EZ: So what can you expect? The Extreme part is oh so obvious, but there is that other part called International. I hope everyone has their passports ready cause a Asia tour is in the works with the Pay Per View to be determined and that's just the beginning. Get ready for the bumpy ride of your lives cause Extreme Wrestling International is about to soar to even greater hights than what MWC ever did!
BS: GOOD GOD!
MP: WHAT? He's back?!
BS: No the announcement!
MP: Oh. OH YEAH!
RH: Thank you EZ. Oh and by the way, we are no longer President or Vice President. True equality across the board with us being Co-Owners.
(They head to the back to a chorus of cheers and to "Turn the Page" by Metallica.)

BS: Well this is the one everyone stayed for. Once again we're gonna see the best in the business go one on one as 'The Mastero' Bryan Blair challenges for 'Hurricane' Eddy Love's belt!
VM: And now I guess it would be wise to say that it's for the Extreme Wrestling International Heavyweight belt. Shockers left and right around here tonight.....(looking at Powers) what is he doing?
BS: Mike. What are you doing?
MP: (writing something on some paper) I just wanna make sure that I'm still getting my fair share of money now that EWI has taken over. I can't believe this has happened.
VM: Well now the question has been answered. Now I think everyone knows why this Pay Per View was called Genesis. A new birth. Who would've thought Locke would sell MWC.
BS: Well what's done is done and now all we can do is get ready cause the main event....IS NOW!
Love and Blair just look at eachother in the beginning. After a few minutes Love starts to make his way towards Blair, but he just backs off towards the corner and makes the ref brush Eddy back until he is ready to wrestle. As the ref pushes Love back he starts to laugh.
BS: Well Love should recognize this. This has always been a favorite tactic of Bryan Blair.
VM: That's right Brett. Blair won't wrestle until he is good and ready. It really plays a mind game with other opponents, but with Love I don't think it'll work since they know eachother so well.
MP: Hey Blair doesn't look ready to me. Maybe he should just shake around a lot so he can be just like that movie of his.
VM: You're an idiot! That movie wasn't even ABOUT BLAIR!!
MP: Oh that's right. What was it called again?
VM: The Blair Witch Project.
MP: EXACTLY! Now back in the kitchen!
VM: Why you son-of-a-----
BS: Would you two stop! This is a main event match and I would rather watch that instead of you beating him up.
MP: Her? Beat me?
BS: Yes.
MP: OH YEAH BABY YEAH!
VM: Sick. Totally sick.
After a couple of more Blair tactics they eventually lock up in the ring. Love gains the advantage by pushing Blair into the corner. As the ref tries to break the two up Blair gets a quick slap shot in on Love and this upsets the man from South Carolina. Love just pushes the ref to the side and begins to lay into Blair.
BS: And here we go. You can only get to Love so many times. Friends or not when the belt is on the line you pull out ALL the stops.
MP: That's right Eddy! Get into Blair! That fake!
VM: Fake?
MP: Claiming he's from Europe. I bet he cannot even name the street he was born on! And for that matter Love shouldn't even be champion. Michael Hardy should!
BS: You are REALLY a mark for Simply Stunning aren't you?
MP: Well they are talented and they don't lie like the rest of these people do in MW....
VM: Hate to correct you. Really I do, but it's EWI now and not MWC.
MP: Square. That hasn't changed about you did you know that?
VM: How about this. After they're done in the ring how about we get in there next so I can beat you down!
MP: How about we just meet in my hotel room and we can play some naked twister?
VM: You have some nerve!
MP: And I have a groovy connection of other things as well...grrr.
Love takes Blair and whips him into the ropes. Coming off the ropes Blair gets caught in a clothesline by Love which brings the man down. Blair quickly gets back to his knees and begins to beg off, but Love isn't going for it. As Love comes in closer Blair gets a quick eye poke in and temporarily blinds Love. Blair then begins to hit Love with several chops which effect the big man. He pushes Love to the corner with the chops and then begins to lay a couple of fist into the chin of Love. At first they had an effect, but soon after Love built up a tolerance and started to come back. Blair noticed this and again tried to beg off, but Love wasn't going for it this time. Love followed in with a boot to the midsection and then caught Blair with gut wrench Suplex turned into a powerbomb.
BS: And Love is taking it to Blair. Even though he has the belt he really wants this win.
VM: Oh yes. Twice before. Once when the company was known as BTR and once when the company was known as MWC Blair always got his hand raised. Now that the company is known as EWI Love would like to change history all together and take the win this time.
MP: What he should to is take Blair back to the scene of the crime.
VM: And where is that?
MP: The woods where they made that movie! And they really need to get the cameraman off of whatever he was on cause the camera kept moving and moving. I was getting sick halfway through that blasted thing.
VM: For the VERY LAST.....no...nevermind. It's no use.
BS: NOW you finally catch on.
Love goes to pick Blair up, but he hits a low blow on Love while the ref is distracted by Contessa. Blair whips Love into the ropes and nails a flying knee right into the head of Love. Working on that he quickly goes to work on Love's leg stomping on it and bending it every which way but straight.
VM: This is vintage Blair. You can can't get the advantage one way then low blow your way to the top.
MP: Kinda like how you got this job.
VM: You ungrateful little -----
BS: Vickie relax! Mike play nice.
MP: O.K. I'll leave Tricky Vicky alone.
VM: Did you just call me a trick?
MP: Who? Me? NEVER!
Blair takes Love leg and wrenches on it with several spinning toe holds. Feeling that Love is ready to go he tries to cinch in a figure four, but Love kicks Blair out of it and into the corner. Love gets back to his feet, but there is an obvious limp. He grabs Blair out of the corner and puts him into a headlock. Blair tries to push Love off, but Love has a handful of hair and won't release the hold. Blair then lifts up Love and places an atomic drop square on the hurt knee/leg of Love.
BS: And there's The Overture! He's setting up Love for his finisher The Encore. We could have a new champ in a matter of seconds.
With Love down on the ground Blair wraps up Love in a figure four and reels back several times. The ref asks Love if he wants to give, but Love screams no again and again. Blair, close to the ropes, reaches his hands back when the ref isn't looking and pulls down on the second rope for added leverage. When the ref turns around Blair releases the ropes and, when questioned, says he never touched them. When the ref turned back around Blair reached for Contessa's hands and she pulled back so that she could help give leverage to Blair, but soon released it when Melissa came around and broke the hold herself.
MP: YEAH BABY! CATFIGHT! MEOW!
VM: These people were friends, but because of Vice President Zieba's planning they've turned on eachother.
BS: It's all because of the belt. Anyone would do anything to get that belt.
With Love in pain he does the unthinkable. He takes the momentum and begins to turn the figure four until he is able to reverse it. Now that the pressure is on Blair's leg he quickly releases the hold and attempts to regain to his feet. As he does Love is trying to do the same thing, but he can only put limited pressure on his leg. Blair tries to come in for another attack, but again Love takes a boot to Blair's midsection. He then bounces off the ropes and nails a running neckbreaker on his fellow friend.
MP: The man of Love is coming through. Hit him with the Hurricane Piledriver!
VM: Well it looks like that's what he is about to set him up for.
Love, back to his feet, grabs Blair and hits with a jumping spike piledriver. Love goes to cover, but Blair kicks out in two.
BS: And neither two are giving an inch on this one. This looks like the match can go all...........................DAMN IT NOT AGAIN! Yep folks you guessed it Manifest Destiny minus K-9 have stormed the ring, and DAMN Commando just COBASHED Eddy Love with a chair, Casey just bitch slapped Sweet Melissa and gives her the Casey Driver, and Brian Blair isn't getting any mercy either Lone Wulf just picked him up like he was nothing and gave him the Sheriff Killa, Nemesis isn't far behind Lone Wulf and Commando with a shopping cart full of weapons. Now Commando setting the severely dented chair on the ground and NOSE DIVE on the chair, now Nemesis putting two tables in the ring, and setting them both up, Commando whips Love into the corner, and crotches him in the turnbuckle hoists him up into NOSE DIVE off the top rope, damn it they are out to hurt Eddy Love, when will MD stop this....this MADNESS!
[At that moment the lights go out in the arena.]
MP: O.K. what's going on here?
VM: You're guess is as good as mine. Does anybody see anything?
BS: Not a thing.
VM: Mike I swear to GOD get your hand off of my leg!
MP: It's not me I swear!
[Over the PA system Black Sabbath by Type O Negative begins to play.]
BS: Who's music is that?
VM: Better yet where is everyone at? MD? Love? Blair?
MP: I don't know, but would you hold me? I'm kind of scared.
VM: Coward. I knew it all along.
[Soon the lights come back on and a person dressed in black with black hair that covers his face along with a matching black trenchcoat and cane stands in the ring. Love and Blair are out of it and Manifest Destiny is still trying to figure what is going on.]
MP Who the.....
VM: Do you know who that is?
MP: YES!! IT'S PAT BLACK!! DEAR GOD PAT BLACK IS HERE!!!
VM: He just ran towards Lone Wulf and caught him off-guard by cracking that cane over his head and getting him out of the ring! Nemesis tries to get him, but Black catches him and nails a spinebuster! Now Commando is after him, but gets met with a short arm clothesline!
BS: Well Black just threw out Nemesis and now Love and Blair have made their way outside and are working over Lone Wulf and Nemesis. I don't even think they know who is in the ring yet helping them!
VM: Well Black just placed Commando on one of those tables and also crashed some fist into his face. Now what is he doing....he's going to the outside to the top rope...
BS: 450 SPLASH!!! 450 SPLASH!! And it was through the table!!! This has NOT been MD's night! And now Black just tosses Commando out of the ring for the others to collect. I can't believe it Pat Black is here in EWI!
VM: Well MD finally made their way to the back and Love and Blair are trying to collect theirselves. They roll back into the ring to thank Black....AND LOOK AT LOVE! Now he realizes who this is!
MP: It's as if he's seen a ghost!
BS: Ghost Hell! He looks like he's about to have kittens! Love can't believe it!
VM: Wait a minute Black just asked for a mic!
Black: Well Mr. Edward Love I bet you're wondering why I rescued your worthless shell. Its not because I believe in a fair fight. Its not because I have some sense of justice. Its only partly because of my love of inflicting pain. Its only partly because of my love of receiving pain. If it were left to my choosing I would have sooner left you here in the ring to bleed until your death.
But now that it seems Mr. "Love" that you are indebted to one Patrick Black. You have something that I want. You have something that I need. You have something that I crave. I want it not for the fame. I want it not for the money or the acclaim, and especially not for these lowly sycophants that call themselves fans. Oh no Mr. Love I want your World Title for two reasons. Because the World Champion gives and receives the most brutal of beatings.
And as I said you are now indebted to me. Kind of like selling your soul to the devil isn't it Mr. Love. Well I am calling my debt in right now. You have the right to name who you want to defend your belt against. And now you owe me a title shot. What say you Mr. Love?
BS: I don't believe it! He just called Love out!
VM: Looks like Love is about to give him his answer!
Voice: Now that sounds like a winner!
['Turn the Page' by Metallica comes on and Owners Erik Zieba and Randy Harders make their way out from the back and looks towards the ring with a smile on their face.]
EZ: Pat Black and Eddy Love. Now that's an interesting match. Don't you think so Mr. Harders?
RH: Oh yes. That sounds like a match that can pull in a HUGE revenue.
EZ: And since we have the signing control over matches here, being the owners and all, I think that we'll save that little match for the next Pay Per View. And, of course, the EWI World Title WILL be on the line!
[The fans seem to think that this is a good idea. But then ....]
Voice (From Backstage) : Now, now, now, boys, you know that's not how it is. I thought we had this clear!
[Steve Radder, along with Eli Flair and Kevin Powers, steps out from the backstage area, Extreme Title in hand, to a huge pop. Both Zieba and Harders start looking a little nervous with the extra company they have.]
Steve Radder : Let me try to remember ... oh yes. Yes, a small matter of ... "If I win the Extreme Tournament, I get a World Title shot." Does that sound close enough guys?
EZ : Well ... er ... maybe ...
Steve Radder : Maybe?
EZ : [Muttering.] .... yes ....
Steve Radder : That's right. This was your lesson to read all the contracts that are sent back to you, isn't it?
RH : Hey now, Radder ... if you were trustworthy ...
Steve Radder : Trustworthy? If both of you put your minds together you might be able to defeat a monkey in a spelling bee. Now, I want one of you to tell me what the Main Event for the next PPV is!
EZ : .... Eddy Love ....
Steve Radder : The suspense!
EZ : Versus .... Pat Black
Steve Radder : I'm on the edge of my seat here ...!
EZ : Versus ... Steve Radder.
Steve Radder : Oh my! And what's it for?
EZ : [Mumbling again.] ... the EWI World Title.
Steve Radder : Yowzah! That's enough for me guys ... I'm in shock. I need to sit down somewhere.
[Radder starts walking off to the back.]
Steve Radder : ... someone bring me a glass of water! I feel faint! Oh, the shock!
[Zieba and Harders start talking as they make their way to the back as well. After they leave Pat Black gives Love one last look and then heads out of the ring towards the back. Love is still in the ring with the same shocked look on his face as when he first saw Pat Black for the night.]
BS: Oh this is unheard of! Someone didn't proofread the contract and now at the next Pay Per View it's going to be a Triple Threat match for the EWI World Title as Eddy Love defends against BOTH Extreme champion Steve Radder AND Pat Black! Oh it's about to get interesting in EWI!
MP: Well I think it's obvious to say that the match went to a no contest as well.
VM: Boy NOTHING gets past you does it?
MP: Except you after you leave my bedroom from the great SHAGGING YOU GOT!!!
VM: THAT'S IT!
BS: (watching McCave chase after Powers towards the backstage area) Well as Vickie chases after Mike I guess I'll close the show. For Victoria McCave, Mike Powers, and everyone here at....Extreme Wrestling International? Yeah! This is Brett Sanders saying good night and remember that our next show will take place, in of all places, TIMES SQUARE! Again GOOD NIGHT FROM CHICAGO AND GENESIS!!