First came the challenger Cruise, with yet another surprise for the night. He came out, with the one, and only Eddie Dean. The crowd gave a huge pop. They both worked over the crowd for a short time. Then the champion came out. Commando came out with casey, weilding the IC strap. The crowd sent him a huge round of boos. At the bell, we had Commando dropping Cruise with a drop toe hold.
BS: Commando takes the fallen Cruise and throws him into a quick bow and arrow.
MP: Ahhhh, Casey looks so good, very shagadelic!
BS: Well Mike, you could always go up to her like you did Katie.
MP: Huh, what? No way, that wouldn't be very cool.
BS: Afraid of getting your butt whopped? Want me to call her over here?
MP: Would you stop already? As if you haven't had stuff like that ever happen to you?
BS: No, I haven't.
MP: Fine...Commando letting go of the bow and arrow and setting up, Yes! there it is a pump handle suplex!
BS: What's a matter Mike, don't wanna talk now?
MP: Commando right on top of his game here, he now has got Cruise in a german suplex, very groovy!
BS: What's this? Matt Martin comes down the aisle, he stopped by Dean, but all of it is distracting the ref!
MP: Out of the crowd comes Kross, grabbing the IC strap on his way into the ring. He clocks Commando, spits on him, gives a look to Cruise and delivers the Brass Bomb to Commando. He then leaves and so does Martin with the IC belt, before anyone had any clue. Very groovy.
BS: Cruise looks at Dean, shrugs and goes for the cover on Commando..
MP: 1....2....3! No! Commando kicked out! Groovy!
BS: That takes something, getting attacked and kicking out! What was ith that attck and why did they take the belt?
MP: Groovy....Cruise takes Commando and drops him with a Russian Legsweep. I am sure he had his reasons.
BS: Cruise then lays into him with a boston crab. Say, Mike, we are only a couple of matches away from the announcement.
MP: Who cares? All I know is they can't fire me, and I am garuanteed pay, yeah baby, it's a groovy thing.
BS: This is not good. I sincerely hope someone does something to you. I just hope it means an increase of pay for me.
MP: I doubt it, you don't have that much talent. (A little smirk.)
BS: Anyways, Commando seems to be squirming a bit. He grabs Cruises legs and pulls them forward so the hold is broken. This is amazing, the man was literally beat to submission and yet he is still fighting.
MP: Yeah, yeah. Remember he is part of MD, that wonderful "groovy" group.
BS: Cruise gets up and and helps Commando to his feet, Impact DDT! Cruise gets Commando up again, Commando pushes him to the outside.
MP: Here is some groovy shag time.
BS: cruise gets up rather quickly. He climbs into the ring, Commando still down...
(Turn the Page blairs across the PA system. On the big screen tv set up is The President, "The HARD One" Randy Harders.)
RH: Dean! Dean! That's right, guess who? You leave my federation and expect to come back for an appearance with open arms? Try again. I want you gone. Not like I like Commando, but I like you less.
(Secuirty comes down to take Dean away as Commando comes up behind Cruise and school boys him.)
BS: Oh my, 1...2...3! Commando retains the title. MD still holds part of the MWC.
MP: Woah, that was more than trippy. Harders helped Commando win?
BS: Mike, somehow I don't think so. He just wanted Dean gone, Cruise looked up, which he shouldn't have, and Commando took advantage. It's sad, but true. Hey, what's that smell? Mike, did you just pass gas?
MP: Oh, I'm sorry, was it your turn?
BS: Oh boy, Let's see what's next...
BS: Well coming up next we're gonna have a final battle sort to speak. Once again, and possibly the last time, Hellfighter Michael Patrick Schultz will go against Angeuls. This promises to be one heck of a battle
MP: Oh yeah. With Sephrioth getting injured Hellfighter was ready to seek revenge for what he did during the Extreme match-up in Indy, but when he found it was Angelus that issued the order Hellfighter locked his sights on him and now we're gonna see who can keep their side up.
BS: Let's go to ringside and get set for the match.
[The lights in the arena fade as "Tonight the Stars Revolt" by Powerman 5000 cues up. Red and blue lights begin flashing as Angelus' lumberjacks Michael Dumont, James Mason, Fallen Dreams, and a first class Junon soldier walk out. After the lumberjacks surround the ring President Zombie walks out to a massive cheer. The Prez gets half way down the ailse as Angelus and Amy make their way to the ring. Angelus takes off his long leather coat as the lights go completely out. All the sudden "1996" by Marilyn Manson cues up and to Angelus' surprise out walks Sephiroth, he is on cruches. He enters the ring and he grabs a mic.]
Sephiroth: I thought I'd come down and help out the other lumberjacks.
[Sephiroth drops the mic as Angelus looks at Sephiroth Angelus reaches down and picks up the mic.]
Angelus: Fine, if you are out here to be a lumberjack that is, but I'm warning you stay out of this match!
[Seph gets the mic back.]
Sephiroth: Come on you know me! I'd NEVER interfere in ANYones match!
[Angelus looks over and says something to President Zombie that the camera doesn't pick up, Sephiroth exits the ring as Angelus perches himself on the top turnbuckle and awaits Hellfighter.]
BS: It looks as if Sephiroth will serve as one of Angelus' lumberjacks, although Angelus appears to have some reservations about it. And now we see Kirk Franklin's Nu Nation Project preparing to play "Revolution" live for Hellfighter's entrance.
[As the band begins to play, "Hellfighter" Michael Patrick Shultze walks out along with Gothic Alchemy who have their four wolves with them. Slightly behind them walk John Jacobs and members of Power Team. Hellfighter climbs into the ring while his lumberjacks remain on the outside.]
MP: Those aren't women. They're men, baby!
BS: No kidding? Sheesh.
Hellfighter and Angelus meet in the center of the ring as the bell is rung. The two men lock but it is Hellfighter who gains the advantage and takes Angelus to the mat. He locks on a hammerlock but Angelus slips out of it and scrambles to the ropes. He starts to slide out of the ring but thinks better of it when he sees members of Power Team waiting on him.
BS: Power Team make for some intimidating lumberjacks, and Angelus just found that out first-hand.
MP: Look how big they are. Bizarre.
Angelus feigns another lock-up with Hellfighter but instead pokes him in the eye. Hellfighter staggers around the ring, blinded. Angelus uses this to his advantage and fires off a series of dropkicks that finally topple Hellfighter. Angelus grabs one his legs and begins to work it over.
BS: This is a smart move by Angelus. Hellfighter's power does him little good when he's flat on his back.
MP: Ooh! That leglock must REALLY hurt!
Angelus cranks on the spinning toehold and then converts it into a crucifix kneebar. Hellfighter struggles to the ropes, even looking to the heavens for inspiration. Just as he's about to grab the bottom rope, President Zombie pulls it out of his reach. Angelus releases the hold and pulls Hellfighter to his feet. He steps back and attempts a thrust kick but Hellfighter catches his foot and takes him down with a dragon screw legwhip, wrenching Angelus' knee.
BS: Beautiful counter by Hellfighter!
Angelus finds himself on the receiving end of a release German suplex, and then Hellfighter goes for the pin.
BS: One, two...Angelus kicks out!
Angelus scrambles to the outside to safely reside in a circle made by his lumberjacks. Hellfighter's lumberjacks try to break into the circle but the men stand admant. Finally Hellfighter himself climbs up on the top rope and leaps onto the entire crowd of men.
MP: Smashing, baby!
BS: Dear lord! Hellfighter took out almost everyone at ringside!
One by one the wrestlers and lumberjacks recover. Sephiroth punches Hellfighter in the midsection and then rolls him into the ring. Members of Power Team strong-arm the struggling Angelus back into the ring. Hellfighter stands waiting and picks Angelus up in a fireman's carry. As the crowd cheers him on, Hellfighter drives Angelus into the canvas with a Fireman's Drop.
BS: Hellfighter goes for the pin. One, two, thr...Sephiroth broke the pin! What's up with that?!?
MP: The lumberjacks are brawling! We've got a donnybrook at ringside!
Amidst the chaos, Angelus recovers and gets to his feet. He catches Hellfighter by surprise with a chop block. Angelus then applies a figure four leglock and Hellfighter appears to be in serious pain.
BS: Hellfighter's knee has been the focus of a lot of Angelus' offense tonight. We could see a winner crowned here.
Hellfighter struggles again to reach the ropes and this time is able to make it. The referee forces the break, but Angelus drags him back to the middle of the ring. He attempts another figure four but Hellfighter kicks him away and fights his way to his feet. Angelus comes back to his feet only to be taken back down by the Running Gun from Hellfighter.
MP: He almost took Angelus out of his boots! I wonder if they're Italian?
BS: Will you stop!? Hellfighter stands over Angelus, but Angelus grabs his tights and uses them to fling him out of the ring! Angelus' lumberjacks are working over Hellfighter! Here come Gothic Alchemy and Power Team to help though!
Taking advantage of the chaos at ringside, Angelus attempts to duplicate Hellfighter's successful dive onto the crowd, but members of Power Team catch him and throw him back into the ring! At the same time, Hellfighter fights his way free of the lumberjacks and rolls back into the ring. He picks Hellfighter up and executes the T-Bar Drop.
BS: Angelus just got dumped on his head! Hellfighter goes for the cover! One, two, thr...NO! NO! Angleus managed to get his shoulder up.
MP: Color me shocked, baby!
Hellfighter pulls Angelus, but Angelus drops back to his knees and executes a low blow. Hellfighter falls to his knees, but Angelus picks up in a front facelock and drops him with a DDT. The crowd boos, but Angelus stays his course. He stands over Hellfighter, waiting for him to get up, which he finally does. Angelus then nails him with a boot to the midsection and goes for the Angel's Touch, but Hellfighter throws him off to the ropes. On the rebound, he uses a Running Gun to take Angelus down and then quickly pulls him up for the Crossface Hell Slam.
BS: Again, Angelus is dumped on his head! Hellfighter goes for the cover. One, two, three!!! Hellfighter wins the match!!
MP: And a good match it was, baby!!
BS: Well coming up next is one of many that have been waited for and that's the finals in the Extreme match-up.
MP: Yeah baby! On one side you've got Matt Martin who deserves to be here. And on the other side you've got the one that shouldn't be here and that's Steve Radder.
BS: We know how much you want to see Wilcox here, but look at it this way. Stunning is not with the X's and Holmes paid for his constant intrusions.
MP: Very true.
BS: Well it looks like that Bret Kross is coming along with Matt Martin during his match up to maybe get a closer look at the action.
MP: They have been an active group as of late considering all that has been going on tonight.
[Kross makes his way to the table and puts on a set of headphones.]
BS: And it looks like the TV champ is gonna join us for some commentary. You've certainly been busy tonight.
BK: You better believe it, I think we've gotten everyone we set out to get.
MP: It was really groovy, yeah.
BK: This was just a little payback we gave to MD, believe me, there's more to come. They should have never laid there hands on me, and now they know why.
BS: Well on that note we're about to start this match-up for the Extreme Title.
MP: Here we go, baby, yeah!
VOICE: Just.... one.... minute.
BS:Who.... who was that?
(CUE UP: "Bawitdaba" - Kid Rock)
MP: Groovy, baby.... but what the bloody hell is this supposed to be?
(Through the curtain steps.... a man. A man who is well known in the MWC. A man who has been in some of its greatest fights, and won them. MWC fans, new and old, know that the green hair, signature voice, and black leather trench coat can only mean one thing....)
BS: ELI FLAIR! ELI FLAIR IS IN THE ARENA! WHAT IS HE DOING?
MP: He's groovin', baby! What does it look like?
(Flair reaches the ring. Matt Martin and Steve Radder are simply standing back, unsure of what the "King of Extreme" is going to do.)
ELI: I've been hearing a lot about this little tournament. And I've seen some things about it that I like. Some things that remind me why I'm still in this business. Some things.... (He gestures to Radder) That make me proud to be the KING of EXTREME. (Flair reaches to shake hands with Radder, who, after a second of hesitation, does so.) Then, there's the other guys. (He gestures to Martin) You make me sick, Martin. You attack old men and non combatants, and you think that makes you hardcore. You talk about ending men's careers.... and you think that makes you hardcore. Let me tell you something.... Radder said that his loss to me at Domination was the best moment of his life to date.... and you want to down that? You really want to down that? Son.... you weren't there. You didn't see THAT MAN fall TWENTY FIVE FEET to the floor. You didn't FEEL that man's Absolute Zero send you THROUGH the top of the cage onto the mat. You.... never mind. You're not me, and you're not THIS MAN HERE. (Flair walks up to Matt Martin) And you never will be. (Eli turns away, and FIRES back with a discus punch that sends Martin to the mat! HUGE fan pop as Eli tells the timekeeper to "Ring the bell!")
The match started off with Martin getting back to his feet and then getting in the face of Radder giving him the badmouth. After a few moments they started throwing punches at eachother with Radder getting the advantage. He went to whip Martin into the ropes, but he reversed it and sent Radder instead. Martin when for a clothesline, but Radder ducked and hit the opposite rope. Martin then went for a back body drop, but Radder came off and caught him with a swinging neckbreaker.
BS: And Radder with a surprise move. I really don't know who is gonna come away with this title cause these two came ready to fight.
BK: Well I think it's obvious that Martin will be the big winner.
MP: Yeah baby! Nothing is gonna keep The Monarch down.
Radder then went to the outside and hit the top rope waiting for Martin to come to his feet. Once he did Radder went for a missile dropkick, but Martin brushed it out of the way and Radder fell face first on the canvas. While Martin was trying to shake the cobwebs out he noticed that Flair was yelling some words to Radder, but instead got two middle fingers from Martin. Flair was about to get on the ring apron, but the ref got in the face of Flair telling him to get down. Radder got up trying to get the ref's attention, but Martin snuck behind and hit with a low blow sending Radder down to the canvas again.
BK: That poor man.
BS: Who Radder?
BK: No Martin. That trick elbow of his always gets in the way.
MP: You noticed that too?
BS: You two are a piece of work I swear.
Martin then went to the outside and lifted the ring apron so that he could grab the ladder that was under there. At the same time Radder was trying to get back to his feet and attempted to make his way towards Martin, but instead was met face first with the ladder that Martin decided to use as a weapon.
BK: THAT WAS GREAT! And there better be no DQ call this time!
BS: Oh I don't think that's gonna happen.
MP: Yeah I would hate to see that TWO times in a row.
As Martin slid the ladder in the ring he got in as well and placed the ladder in one of the ring corners. He then went to pick up Radder and attempted to whip him into the ladder, but Radder reversed it and Martin came crashing in hard into the ladder. Once he fell the ladder also came down right on top of Martin with a piece catching the side of his head. Radder then went back to one of the turnbuckles and went to the top only to come down with a top rope legdrop on the ladder and Martin.
BS: DEAR GOD! These two aren't holding back!
BK: I still have faith in my boy.
BS: That reminds me. Where's the IC title?
BK: Don't you worry about that. But right now, I have a challenge for Commando, at the next event, Title for Title, everyone barred from ringside. If you have any guts, you will except.
MP: That's going to be one groovy fight baby, yeah.
BK: Now, if you'll excuse me.
Kross gets up, and walks away, but picks up a chair, as he turn the corner of the ring, but notices Flair on the side looking right at him making his way towards him. Kross starts to make a move, but instead drops the chair and walks away from the ring and towards the back. Meanwhile Radder picks up the ladder and sets it into place and begins to climb towards the Extreme Title. Martin finally gets to his feet and noticed that Radder is taking the slow climb and pushes the ladder so that both Radder and the ladder fall to the canvas. Martin then goes to the outside and grabs the ring bell and brings it into the ring. He gets Radder up and whips him into the ropes then holds the bell up to clobber him, but when Radder comes back he hits a running dropkick connecting with the bell which strikes Martin flush in the head.
MP: WE'VE GOT BLOOD!
BS: And look at Flair. He's got a BIG smile on his face.
MP: Always the lover of blood.
Radder then sets the ladder back up and again begins to climb for the title, but Martin is back on his feet and grabs Radder. He picks him off of the ladder and connects with a powerbomb. Now it's Martin, blood flowing from his forehead, positioning the ladder and begins to make his journey towards the title. Flair is YELLING at Radder as he makes his way back towards his feet. He sees Martin going for the title and quickly runs into the ropes only to come off with a flying cross body block on the ladder sending Martin to the canvas.
BS: DEAR GOD! Martin just hit the canvas hard! This is going back and forth!
MP: It could've been Wilcox. It could've been Wilcox.
BS: Would you get off it already?
Radder gets back up and sets the ladder up one more time and heads for the title. While he is going up he sees that Martin is getting back to his feet. Radder turns around and leaps off the ladder only to hit with a splash on Martin. After a couple of moments both Radder and Martin finally make it to their feet and BOTH start to climb the ladder from opposite sides. As they are starting to make their way to the top Kross heads back out with a steel chair in hand, but is soon cut off by Eli Flair. Kross is trying to make his way to the ring, but Flair won't let him pass. Kross then tries to take a shot at Flair, but he blocks it and both of them start to brawl on the outside of the ring slowly heading back to the locker room area.
BS: Kross and Flair are now out of the picture with both men reaching for the belt.
MP: This is just to close.
They both reach for the title and both grab it at the same time. Back and forth Martin and Radder struggle with the belt hoping that they can hold all of it. Martin tries to throw a punch at Radder and connects, but Radder still hangs on. He tries it again, but at the same time Radder catches Martin off-guard and pushes the title right in Martin's face. Martin is trying to keep his balance, but Radder snags the title away with one quick force. Martin falls to the ground and it is Radder that obtains the belt for the secured victory.
BS: Radder wins the Extreme title! What a night for him, he's practically glo..(One Nation by Ice Cube and George Clinton kicks in)..uh-oh
(Nemesis appears at the top of the rampway, microphone in hand, a pair of khaki shorts that end mid-way down his shin and a black shirt that says "MD ain't for the DOGS" in white. In the ring is only Steve Radder with his extreme title.)
Nemesis: Steve Radder......you have fulfilled your potential, and your FINALLY holding a title, well lodi FREAKIN' da! You are merely in the shadows of MD's MWC, but Rad-man you are a persistent little bugger, your one of the last veteran in the MWC that hasn't crawled under a rock or put on a business suit to be Mr. Locke's puppet left. So I tell ya' what I'm gonna do.....
(Suddenly Lone Wulf and Commando blindside Radder from both sides of the ring, both with chairs, both hit him directly at the head at the same time. Nemesis drops the mic, and starts walking down to the ring laughing his head off.)
BS: What has Radder done to provoke an attack from MD?
MP: What does ANYBODY do to provoke an attack from MD? Just BEING here, baby, YEAH!
BS: That's not reason en...OH MY GOD! Have they no mercy? Lone Wulf with an irish whip, Commando with a STIFF chair shot to the face! Radder falls onto Commando, NOSE DIVE! Nemesis takes a chair out from under the ring and tosses it into the ring, Lone Wulf and Nemesis continue to work over Radder with their chairs, as Nemesis sets up the table. Did you HEAR that sound?
MP: It's a crazy happening and it FREAKS ME OUT, YEAH!
BS: Nemesis has the table set up and....now what is he doing? He's pouring TACKS all over the table....HERE COMES FLAIR!!! HERE COMES FLAIR!!! And Flair is in the ring taking the attack to MD with a chair of his own!
MP: But it's just not enough!
BS: Flair was working over Commando and Lone Wulf, but Nemesis caught him behind with a spinning heel kick! Now they're attacking Flair, but Radder just got back up! Now all five of the are fighting it out! What the HELL is up with MD?
MP: I don't know, but you know they just love to CRASH the party!
BS: Radder just got the upper hand on Nemesis and took him outside the ring while Flair is doing the same to Lone Wulf! Commando is still trying to get his senses since he was the first one to get the blunt of Flair's attack.
[At that moment 'Good God' Kevin Powers comes running down to ringside and slides under the ropes.]
MP: GOOD GOD HE'S BACK!!
BS: POWERS IS HERE!!!! POWERS IS HERE!!! He's snuck up behind Commando and the crowd is going NUTS! Commando turns around and his eyes just bulged out!
MP: Powers with a boot to his stomach.....and he's looking at the table with tacks...HE WOULDN'T!!
BS: Powers sets him up....powerbomb off the top rope...takes the momentum...DEAR GOD!!! KISS THE CANVAS THROUGH THE TABLE OF TACKS!!! Commando is in utter PAIN!!!
MP: Flair and Radder are still fighting with Nemesis and Lone Wulf. And they just whipped them into eachother....MEETING OF THE MINDS!
BS: Meanwhile Powers power presses Commando...and he just tossed him onto Nemesis and Lone Wulf! OH MY GOD!! MD just had their lunch served to them! Powers rolls outside and grabs the Extreme title that was down on the ground and calls Radder and Flair back into the ring.
MP: He just handed the title to Radder...and they shake hands! What the?
BS: Powers has a mic...
KP: Did you think you could keep me away Zieba? Lock me up in Betty Ford? You ain't slick! You ain't NOTHING! You knew it was only a matter of time before I made my return, but don't think I didn't have a little bit of help! The big man here Eli Flair and his ladyfriend Poison Ivy didn't enjoy what you did to me so they kinda had a helping hand making the BREAKOUT! So now screw your plans and everything else cause we're gonna do things MY WAY FROM NOW ON! You got the BADDEST SOB with the Extreme belt on one side and you got the King of Extreme on the other side. And in your sights you've got GOOD GOD stalking your hide so MAKE WAY cause The Family is IN DA HOUSE!!! Oh, and by the way Manifest Destiny, we're even!
[The three shake hands and hit high fives before leaving the ring towards the back under a chorus of cheers from the crowd.]
BS: Oh my GOD! Can anything else happen tonight? And we've still go two more matches to go!
MP: Kevin Powers is back baby YEAH! That square couldn't keep him away forever!
BS: We'll be right back folks, but next it's time to decide who are the tag champs as Casanova Clique challenges San An's Best...NEXT!
BS: Well welcome back everyone. Right now we're being joined by Victoria McCave.
MP: Oh yeah! And I see that you brought your friends with you.
VM: And what are YOU talking about?
MP: The fans baby the fans. They love you! What did you.....NOOOO!!!! Not THEM!
VM: You know I can never take you serious for a second.
MP: Then how about you take me for shits and giggles for an hour?
VM: DAMNIT!
[Victoria reaches for Powers, but is cut off by Sanders.]
BS: You know why he does it don't you?
VM: To upset me!
MP: I do it to get a RISE out of you...AND me.
VM: One day Mike. One day you are going to regret the things you have done to me.
MP: Oh behave!
BS: Well coming up we're supposed to have The Casanova Clique go against the tag team champs San An's Best, but there has been a rumor that K-9 might not be in the buliding.
VM: Will they still be able to defend the titles?
MP: Hey baby let's go back there and ask.
VM: You make me sick.
MP: So that means you want to play doctor?
VM: AAAUUHH!!!
BS: She's gonna get you ya know.
MP: YEAH BABY YEAH!
BS: Unreal.....