Cue Up: 'Heart Shaped Box' - Nirvana
Cancer and Jade appear at the top of the ramp, Cancer looking lean and lethal in his Green and Black tights, the everpresent ciggarette dangling from his lip. Jade looks wildly hot and bizzarre at the same time, her huge green mohawk meshing nicely with her mettalic green, open backed, low cleavage jump suit. Four inch heels finish the ensemble nicely. The camera flashes across the crowd to display several signs, 'Hey, Cancer, got a light?' 'Discipline ME Jade!'.
Cancer and Jade saunter down to the ring, Cancer throwing a few packs of ciggarettes into the crowd. The packs have been labelled over to show a green skull and crossbones.
BS: Looks like Cancer found a sponsor in 'Big Tobacco'
GM: He's just a hard working guy trying to make ends meet Brett.
BS: A hard working guy trying to make ends meet that drives a porsche!
GM: Hey, the maintenance is KILLER on those things.
Cue Up: "Welcome To The Jungle" - Guns and Roses
As Cancer and Jade enter the cage, Commando appears at the rampway, he's dressed simply, crew cut, camo pants and jump boots. Where Cancer looked lean and sinewy, Commando looks pumped and massive, like he had been hitting the iron pretty hard. He gets a pretty strong heel reaction from the fans... with the exception of what looks to be a company of soldiers along the aisle. They stand as one and salute Commando. Commando eyes them up warily, then returns the salute.
Commando enters the cage and starts staring a hole into Cancer. Jade sneers at him, while Cancer offers Commadno a pack of skull-smokes (Available soon at a store near you!). Commando slaps them away disgustedly. Cancer dismisses Commando with a sneer.
BS: What's this?
GM: Why is there a swat unit heading to the ring?
There is indeed a swat unit heading to the ring. Two uniformed officers, six men in what appears to be bomb disposal gear and a pair of bomb sniffing dogs. They circle the ring and start to search.
Cue Up: Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson.
There's a flash of pyro, and Gemini strides out from the back. He's completely in costume. Black and white hair, black and white tights and boots, mime tragedy mask with black smear on the left side. He has a mike in hand, and begins to address the crowd.
G: Now we know that each and every person here is just dying to see us head down to that ring and kick the living crap out of Commandork and Impotence... but you're just going to have to wait a few seconds. You see... we know that this is our last match EVER with Commandork. And what we would also like for it to be is COMPLETELY FREE OF EXPLOSIVES. Thus... Atlanta's finest bomb squad.
Commando rolls his eyes in the ring, then gestures for the mike.
C: Look, Aquarious, do you really think that I'd blow up the ring WHILE I'M IN IT? I don't need explosives to take your ass out. So get down here and take your ass kicking like a fish, allright?
G: Well, Commandork, you see, that's not all. You were running your mouth about how you wanted an electrified cage match? Well guess what Binky! We're gonna get you one!
C: And how precisely are you going to do that you idiot? It's match time! We're in the cage! Stop stalling and get in here so I can pound the crap out of your skitzo ass!
Gemini smiles then starts to walk down to the ring while talking to Commando.
G: Commandork, Commandork, Commandork... we wouldn't DREAM of denying you this little request. So watch us use a little ingenuity to get this done for you.
Gemini approaches the announcers booth, waving a childlike wave at the announcers.
BS: Uh Oh.
GM: Get away from us you psycho!
Gemini leans down and grabs a heavy power cable. He braces himself for a second, then yanks it up hard. He holds that pose for a second, then the cable snaps free, shooting sparks and whipping back and forth like a snake. Gemini casually grabs the power cable by the end, completely ignoring the voltage and drags it to the cage. His hair sparks out wildly while he does this. Gemini reaches the cage and shoces the cable into the heavy bars at the base, theres a flash, more sparks, and the cable spot welds itself to the cage. Commando and Cancer look on dumbfounded as Gemini brushes off his hands.
BS: Ok... now I've seen everything.
GM: That's it! I want DANGER PAY! Wasn't this idiot the same one that sued the EWI for unsafe working conditions?
Gemini enters the cage calmly... only a broad manic grin gives away the intensity of his emotions. Commando glares at him, Cancer shakes his head and disengages himself from Jade, who is ushered out of the ring by the ref. The bell rings and the match begins.
BS: Jade staying close to the ring...
GM: She can sit with me if she wants.
BS: Down boy... you couldn't handle that action.
Commando charges Gemini, who nimbly sidesteps the bigger man. He doesn't dodge the superkick to the jaw by Cancer however, and gets knocked flat. Cancer flashes a thumbs up to Commando, Commando gives a completely different gesture in response when he nails Cancer with a kick to the crotch. Cancer drops to his knees wearing a look of pain and surprise.
BS: Right off the bat... no allies here.
GM: I had kind of figured that they'd beat the crap out of Gemini first then settle thing among themselves. Guess I was wrong. It had to happen sooner or later.
BS: Our colour man, Captain Modesty.
Commando starts pummeling Gemini with big rights, landing about four in a row until a recovering Cancer dropkicks him off Gemini. Commando bounces off Gemini and lays flat holding his head. Cancer starts stomping a mudhole through Gemini, but after two quick stomps, Gemini grabs his ankle, drop toe holds Cancer flat, then spins him into Torquemada. Cancers howls for about three seconds, then Commando spears Gemini flat off of Cancer and into the cage. Commando stares and grins as Gemini thrashes against the cage, the voltage surging through his body.
BS: Pay attention Commando!
GM: Oh man, Cancer's got a singapore cane off the cage.
Commando turns back to deal with Cancer, and Cancer immediately cracks him between the eyes with the cane, staggering Commando. A second shot from the cane splits Commando wide open and drops him to his knees. Cancer rears back and spits into Commando's face, then smacks him again with the cane, flattening Commando.
GM: Wow. Cancer is not screwing around here.
BS: Yes, this is one aggrssive Cancer.
Gemini frees himself from the voltage flowing through the cage and staggers away from the wall. Cancer swings the cane at Gemini, but Gemini still has the presence of mind to sidestep the shot. He kicks Cancer in the gut then pedigrees him into the matt. The camera flashes to the stunning Jade for a second, who is yelling at the action in the ring, then back to Gemini. He rolls Cancer onto his back, rolls the leg up and gets a quick two count. Cancer kicks out groggily. Gemini stands stomps Cancer twice, then drops a big leg across Cancers throat. He covers again and gets another two count for his efforts. Meanwhile, Commando recovers enough to stumble to the cage and retrieve a motorcycle chain.
BS: Things are about to get very ugly here.
GM: Gemini is about to get the beating of two lifetimes I think.
Commando wallops Gemini across the back with the motorcycle chain, causing Gemini to arch his back in agony and stagger back. Grim faced and covered with blood, Commando slashes the chain across Gemini's face, splitting Gemini wide open. Gemini drops to one knee, hands over his bloody face. Quick as lightning, Commando wraps the chain around Gemini's neck, plants a foot against the back of Gemini's head and starts choking Gemini out. Gemini thrashes around, while Commando grimly chokes out his strange nemisis. He abruptly releases the stranglehold, when Cancer lands a wicked crotch shot with the recovered singapore cane.
GM: Oooooooooh! That's just not right!
BS: Cancer once again showing his vicious side.
Cancer stands over his two fallen foes and lands cane shot after cane shot to both men. Finally Gemini and Commando crawl far enough apart to force Cancer to focus on one opponent. Cancer grabs Commando by the throat and whips him into the cage. Commando immediately begins thrashing as the voltage surges through his body. He staggers off the cage and Cancer immediately flattens him with a devastating superkick. Cancer stands back and screams triumphantly, then sprints to the top rope for a aerial move. Cancer launches himself into the air, but at the last second Commando draws up his knees. Cancer lands with a crunch as Commando defends himself. Staggering back, Cancer flails his arms wildly as Gemini rolls him up into a schoolboy. The ref in the ring counts, one, two, three, and Gemini takes the first of his two pins.
Gemini stands up and yells triumphantly, then eats a spinning back kick from Commando. Commando starts to stomp and pound on his adversary furiously, obviously not happy that Gemini got the first fall.
BS: Now it's Commando's turn to come on strong!
GM: It looks like, yes he is! Commando is going for the Nose dive!
Commando grabs Gemini's limp body and throws him over his shoulder. He braces him firmly and jumps into the air, spinning around and driving Gemini's head into the matt with a sickening thud. Cancer tries to break up the pinfall, but Gemini is out cold and can't even kick out himself. The ref quickly slaps three on the matt, and the second pin is scored.
While down Commando reaches into his pocket and pulls out a huge cloth. He then begins to unravel it and shows it to the crowd.
BS: What is that?
GM: It looks shiny and has ... wings?
BS: Wings? Oh no it's a Jump Wing pin on!
GM: He wouldn't.
Commando then raises his arm and slams the pin on award right into the chest of Gemini.
GM: BLOODWINGS!
BS: Commando is truly sick!
Commando surges to his feet and stomps the medal deeper into the chest of Gemini. He then goes over to Cancer and kicks Cancer in the face, driving him onto his back. He attempts an elbow drop, but Cancer slides out of the way quickly and Commando grimaces as he smacks his elbow into the matt where Cancers face had been. Cancer lurches back to his feet and wobbles back to the ropes, holding his ribs the whole time. Commando rolls back to gis feet with a little more authority. Keeping an eye on Cancer th whole time, Commando reaches behind him and snags his favourite toy off the electrified cage... his barb wire covered chair. Cancer swears visibly and grabs the first thing he can off the cage, an aluminum baseball batt.
BS: All I'm waiting for is Mel Gibson to show up. This is just about the most violent thunderdome match I've ever seen.
GM: Yeah, I know. I bet Zieba can't wait to release this one on tape.
Gemini is just starting to stir, as Commando and Cancer square off. The bat and chair clang off of each other rapidly, resounding through the arena. Finally, Commando feints with the chair and gets Cancer to overextend with the bat. Cancer swings and misses, and Commando nails Cancer across the head with the chair. Staggered, Cancer spins around and takes another heavy shot to the back with the chair. Jade has finally seen enough at this point and she reaches into the crowd to grab a nearby fan by the hair and rip off his t-shirt. She wraps the shirt around her hands for insulation, then flips open the latch on the cage.
BS: Stay out of there Jade! They're all nuts!
GM: I'm oddly touched by that.
BS: By Jade helping Cancer?
GM: No... that you think they're all nuts too.
Commando whips Cancer across the ring and attempts to pulverize Cancer with his chair. Cancer ducks the shot, rebounds off the ropes and nails Commando in the teeth with a spinning back elbow. He spies JAde and grabs Commando by the hair, motioning for Jade to give Commando the green mist. She rears back and spews the green cloud... directly into Cancers eyes when Commando ducks the shot. Cancer rears back and away from Commando while Jade recoils from her actions. Commando grabs her by the hair and picks up the chair, Jade twists, howls and spits to no effect as Commando gestures to the crowd. The crowd pops wildly in response. Commando smiles for a second, then drops the chair, holding Jade firmly in place. With one quick motion, Commando unties the drawstring holding up Jades low cut top. The pop from the crowd is absolutely monstrous.
GM: PUPPIES!
BS: Oh... well... I... my goodness!
Commando releases Jade and she frantically covers herslf up with her hands and sprints out of the ring and cage. She sprints rapidly up the causeway to the dressing rooms. Commando slowly turns and acknowledges the thunderous ovation from the crowd. He slowly turns a full circle, only to abruptly stop when he realises that Gemini is not only standing once again, he is clapping sarcasticly to taunt Commando. Enraged, Commando charges Gemini. Both men exchange fists, with Commando slowly getting the better of the exchange. He pounds Gemini into the corner, whips him across the ring into the other corner then crushes Gemini into the turnbuckle with a running splash. Smiling grimly Commando turns away from the winded Gemini and siezes Cancer by the hair. Cancers head smacks off the matt via inverted ddt a second later. Blinded and stunned, Commando powers Cancer onto his shoulder, jumps into the air and lands his imfamous Nose Dive for the second time in the evening.
GM: That's got to be it. Game over.
BS: NOT YET!
Commando covers for the three count, but only gets a one when Gemini's elbow abruptly smacks off the back of his head. The EWI's resident schizo drags Commando off of Cancer and whips him into the ropes. Gemini attempts a clotheline, but Commando ducks, returns off the ropes a returns fire with a flying knee. Gemini lurches away from Commando and into the ropes, desperately trying to fend off the kicks and punches from the special forces warrior. Commando slowly and determinedly hammers Gemini into paste then hoists him up and screams into his face.
Commando: YOU LOSE FREAK! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! NOT NOW! NOT EVER!
In response, Gemini desperately reaches back and grabs the cage at the same time as he grabs Commando by the throat. Commando howls and starts to thrash wildly, trying to free himself from Gemini's deathgrip. Gemini grins maniacly as he watches his opponent spasm and yell. Finally, after about thirty seconds, Gemini releases the hold on the cage and on Commando at the same time. Commando staggers backwards, then spins slowly in a drunken circle.
BS: I don't believe what I just saw. Gemini used Commando as a ground!
GM: I gotta give it to two face here... crazy doesn't mean stupid!
Gemini waits until Commando spins directly to where he wants him, then lashes out with a vicious spine punch. Commando yelps, clawing at his back, and quickly gets smashed into unconciousness with an inverted ddt. Gemini savours the moment for a second, acknowledging the massive pop from the crowd. A second later, he locks Torquemada on the semi-concious Commando. Cancer lays unconcious the whole minute and a half that Commando squirms, thrashes, swears and tries to escape the hold. Gemini grins maniacly the whole time and cinches up the hold tighter and tighter until finally, Commando taps out.
GM: That... that was just nuts. What a match!
BS: I have to agree with you there Gary... quite a wild event.
GM: Especially when we got to see Jade's...
BS: GREEN MIST! GREEN MIST!
GM: Is that what you call them Brett? Boy... you southern boys are strange.
Gemini rasies his arms to the crowd to acknowledge the absolutely monstrous roar. Slowly, he makes his way out of the cage, obviously exhausted and battered, however he gestures for a microphone and starts to address the crowd.
Gemini: Here, Today, at Domination, we fianlly proved to the whole freaking planet exactly what we've been saying all along. CANCER, COMMANDO, WE PROMISED WE'D KICK YOUR ASS! AND EVERYBODY KNOWS OUR WORD IS AS GOOD AS GOLD!
(MASSIVE CROWD POP.)
Gemini: Now we'd just like to say one more thing. It would seem that recently, there's been one big wild scrap going on backstage between Mr Zieba and Mr Gottfried. It would seem that Mr Gottfried doesn't like the way we do things here in the EWI. We're too violent. We take it too far. He doesn't think it should be that way. Well, Gilbert, we certainly hope you're listening right now. And that includes all of your lackey's... Saul E. Dastardly, 185... 87... star 69 or whatever the hell his name is, Eddy 'I'm too busy running my mouth to wrestle' Love and that big hypocritical dork Hellfighter. All of you twits listen up, because we're going to say this JUST ONCE.
The crowds hangs on Gemini's words in dead silence. He pauses, milking the moment for a second, then continues.
Gemini: This is the EWI. EXTREME. WRESTLING. INTERNATIONAL. If you IDIOTS couldn't figure that out before you got here, let us clear it up for you. WE ARE THE BADDEST, MOST VIOLENT, INSANE AND SUICIDAL WRESTLING FEDERATION TO *EVER* EXIST. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.... THEN GET THE HELL OUT!!! And as for us... WE'LL BE EWI 'TIL WE DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gemini howls into the microphone and the crowd howls along with him. He's covered in blood, his costume is shredded, makeup smeared and stained. He looks like something out of an insane asylum, and the crowd loves him for it. The EMT's try to get him to lay back on a gurney, but Gemini brushes them off and strides to the back under his own power. The EMT's shrug and turn their attentions to Cancer and Commando. Cancer struggles to stand, while Commando grimly clutches at his knee... still throbbing from the submission hold that Gemini used on him.
BS: How anyone can walk away from this is beyond me.
GM: How the SSN allowed this to be on Domination II is beyond me as well.
BS: Then you're going to love our next match for it's for the Federation Title!
GM: Eddy Love and Rob Sampson? FINALLY! I've been waiting for this, but Sampson is cleared to wrestle?
BS: The doctors wasn't gonna let him, but Sampson INSISTED that he go out there and take Eddy Love head on.
GM: What a swell guy!
BS: Folks let's go to the ring for our fourth title defense of the night!
(As Love waits in the ring for Sampson, Clawfinger's "Biggest and the Best" begins to play and Sampson walks out onto the platform.)
GM: Holy Foley. Look at the shape Sampson's in.
BS: Fans, this is a result of the attack on Sampson earlier tonight. This is definitely going to have an effect on this match.
(Sampson's side is bandaged and his nose is visibly broken. He pauses at the top of the ramp and motions for a microphone, which he is promptly handed.)
RS: While everyone backstage sits on their hands and watches SSN try to remake EWI in its own image, I've been made SSN's sole opposition at times. Tonight, that changes. I've talked about the intangibles that could have an effect on our match and I'm sure you've been wondering what I mean. Well wonder no longer. Being a former SSN employee, I know how it and its lackeys work, so I've brought along a little insurance policy for this match. SSN, meet your newest problem...ASH!!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up and Ash walks out on the entrance ramp to a highly mixed reaction from the crowd. He is wearing a tight black EWI t-shirt and walks to the ring with a cigarette pursed between his lips. Sampson hands him the microphone.)
A: That's right Ed, the Burning Sensation is pro-EWI! Now, Rob isn't gonna have to act alone. Marcus Gottfried, you've got a war on your hands that you never bargained for. If you want to turn the EWI into your own personal old school rasslin' league, then you'll have to go through Rob and ME! We will not go down without a fight, Marcus. This is EXTREME Wrestling International and I am the Personification of Extreme. So Ed, you can have as many SSN cronies come out here as you want, but rest assured... I'll be waiting.
BS: Wow! Outstanding news! Folks, Rob Sampson was attacked earlier tonight by an unknown assilant. My guess is that is was probably one of those "SSN cronies" that Ash mentioned.
GM: Let's not jump to conclusions, Bret.
BS: Sampson has just evened up the score for EWI by bringing none other than Ash out here. I can honestly say that I didn't expect this. Now, this is an I Quit Table match which means that each time one of the competitors is put through a table, they'll be asked if they quit. The match will go on until one man quits or is unable to go on. Let's go to the ring!
Sampson and Love circle each other in the ring, each eyeing their opponent. Samspon lifts a hand in the air, challenging Love. Love accepts and grabs his hand and the two lock up. Sampson gains the advantage and hits Love with a quick snap suplex. Love quickly gets up and is met with a spear from Sampson. On the outside of the ring, Ash sets up a table. Sampson whips Love into the ropes and Love bounces off and ducks a clothesline attempt from Sampson. Love bounds off the opposing rope and catches Sampson with a bulldog. Sampson gets up without missing a beat and the two quickly lock up before Love whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows in with a splash. Sampson stumbles out of the corner and Love catches him with a DDT.
BS: Good action back and forth here but we've yet to see the use of a table.
Love pulls the injured Sampson up locks him in a headlock and begins punching him in his bandaged side. Sampson, in obvious pain, reverses the lock and turns it into a belly-to-back suplex. Sampson whips Love into the ropes and follows close behind with a horrendous clothesline, causing Love to flip over the ropes and through the table waiting below. The ref brings the microphone to Love to ask if he quits, but Love refuses. Love gets up and doesn't see Ash waiting behind him with a steel chair and Ash nails Love in the back of the head. The ref warns Ash to watch himself or he'll be forced to leave. Ash rolls Love back into the ring, where Sampson picks him up. With the commotion on the outside, Sampson was given a chance to set up another table, this time inside the ring. Sampson picks Love up and delivers a German suplex. Sampson pulls Love up by his hair and Love begins punching Sampson in the side, gaining the advantage. Love takes Sampson down with a reverse DDT and waits on Sampson to get to his feet before taking down yet again with a Russian leg sweep. Lve pulls Sampson up and begins wailing away at him with lefts and rights. Love with a chokehold on Sampson. The ref warns Love, who, of course, ignores him. On the outside of the ring, Ash has set up several tables as well as one other inside the ring.
BS: Ash is really getting involved here to help out his new associate.
GM: Put Sampson through a table Eddy!
BS: A bit over-enthusiastic are we?
GM: I had donuts before the show.
BS: Oh. 'Nuff said.
Love takes Sampson to the outside and both men stand on top of one of the tables and Love delivers a tombstone piledriver through the table. The ref asks Sampson if he wants to quit but Sampson says "No." Love pulls Sampson up and whips him into the barricade. Sampson's injured ribs hit hard on the steel, but he manages to kick Love in the gut and then pay Love back by whipping him into the ring steps. Sampson picks Love up and attempts to powerbomb him through a table, but Love reverses the move and flips Sampson through a second consecutive table.
BS: Things are not looking good for our challenger here.
Sampson still refuses to quit the match. Love and Sampson both make their way back into the ring and Love delivers some brutal chops to the chest of "Mr Main Event," eventually working him into the corner. Sampson grabs Love and turns him around into the corner and delivers a series of chops of his own. Love regains the advantage and hits an overhead suplex on Sampson. He follows it with a perfect vertical Suplex through the table in the ring.
BS: That's three tables in a row that the injured Sampson has gone through and he STILL refuses to quit!
Love is setting up Sampson for a spike piledriver on the table in the ring.
BS: Oh this looks like the Hurricane Piledriver, Gary! This one may be over.
There is a bit of commotion around the entrance ramp and we see a man begin walking towards the ring.
BS: Oh my! Do you know who that is, Gary?
GM: No, Bret, I'm an idiot! It's the "Ego Buster" Dan Ryan! Sampson has NO chance in hell now with him out here. Eddy's got it in the bag!!
Instead of entering the ring, Ryan simply circles the ring, assessing the situation at hand. Ash eyes the Ego Buster suspiciosly, being sure that Ryan doesn't get involved. In the ring, Love is just about to piledrive Sampson, when Sampson reverses it and delivers a hurricarana out of nowhere, sending Love flying to the outside of the ring, where a table is waiting for him. Love still refuses to quit. Sampson pulls Love up and rolls him into the ring. Love gets to his feet and begins nailing Sampson in the ribs once again and follows it up with a high cross body block, causing a good bit of pressure to be on Sampson's broken nose. Sampson holds his nose in pain when Love dropkicks him in the head. He then attempts to Irish whip Sampson, but Sampson reverses it into a short-arm clothesline. He then bodyslams Love and slowly makes his way to the top turnbuckle, allowing Love time to get to his feet and throw Sampson off the top. Sampson quickly gets to his feet and delivers a textbook suplex through the single table that is in the ring. The ref asks Love is he quits, but Love still refuses.
BS: What is it gonna take for one of these men to quit?
GM: Well, Bret, when you've got two of the most egocentric men in the business in a match that forces one to say "I Quit" then you're gonna be there a while.
Love gets up and hits Sampson with some hard chops and then a spinning neckbreaker. Jackhammer slam by Love. Love goes for a frankensteiner but Sampson turns it into a powerbomb through yet another table. Love still agrees to go on with the match. Sampson nails Love with the Showstopper superkick and as Love bounces off the ropes he nails him with a powrslam. Sampson then sets up a table in the ring and lays Love upon it. Sampson goes up top and moonsaults towards Love who moves out of the way at the last minute, causing Sampson to go through the table. Sampson says he'll keep going, but it seems as if he could barely get the words out.
BS: Sampson is in a considerable amount of pain out there. His nose is broken and his ribs may very well be.
Love pulls Sampson up and neither man sees "The Ego Buster" climb into the ring with a steel chair. Ryan tells Love to hold Sampson up for him. Love obliges and stands back to let Ryan nail Sampson with the chair, but Ryan turns and nearly bends the chair in half over Eddy Love's head!
GM: What the hell?!? Ryan you big dummy!
BS: What a shocking turn of events! It seems that Dan Ryan is pro-EWI!
GM: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Love falls to the mat after being hit by the chair and Sampson picks him up and throws him to the outside. Sampson picks Love up and sets him up for a powerbomb.
BS: Running powerbomb by Sampson straight through the Spanish announce table! Love has to be out now.
The ref asks Love if he wants to quit, but Love mutters into the mic.
EL: Hell no...
Love makes his way to his knees and nails Sampson with a low-blow. He then slams Sampson's head into the ring post before rolling him into the ring. Love sets up a table near the turnbuckle and rolls Sampson on to it. Love climbs the top turnbuckle and pulls Sampson up into a jumping spike piledriver, driving Sampson straight through the table.
BS: That's the Hurricane Pile Driver!
The ref asks Sampson if he quits. Sampson groggily shakes his head "no." Love sets up another table in the ring and doesn't notice Sampson staggering to his feet behind him. Sampson spins Love around and punches Eddy Love square in the nose.
GM: Looks like Sampson's anger is getting the better of him here.
A small thin trail of blood oozes out of Love's nose and we can actually see his nose begin to swell up.
GM: Great! Now we've got two of 'em with broken noses in there.
Love is shocked by the move and isn't ready when Sampson levels him with the Showstopper superkick for s second time. Love falls back onto the table, but the table doesn't break. Sampson picks Love up and sets him upon his shoulders.
BS: Oh no! It looks like-- Yes! It is! Sampson hits the headliner on Eddy Love through that table! The ref is asking Love if he quits. Love shakes his head but he's barely able to do so! This man is almost out.
Sampson is obviously frustrated and picks Love up and nails him with a DDT. Love is on the verge of unconciousness when Sampson locks on the Glass Ceiling. Love fights briefly before going limp. The ref asks Love if he quits, but Love doesn't respond. The ref raises Love's arm three times and it falls three times. The ref calls for the bell.
Ring Announcer: The ref has deemed Eddy Love unable to continue in this match-up. Your winner and NEW EWI Federation Champion, "Mr Main Event" Rob Sampson!!
BS: Sampson has done it! Sampson has brought the Federation Title back to the EWI by defeating SSN's posterboy, Eddy Love!
GM: But, Love never said "I Quit!"
BS: Love was --and is still-- out cold and unable to continue! Both men put up a hell of a fight and their bodies will pay the price. They both went through so many table that I lost count and they'll be feeling it for days!
GM: Sampson looks to be in worse shape than Eddy right now!
BS: It's true! Sampson's ribs are still bandaged, as well as his nose, and he is undoubtedly in pain! There are medics checking Love in the ring and Ash and Dan Ryan are helping Sampson to the back. Ladies and gentlemen, the war between EWI and SSN has just changed pace! Sampson went into this match injured but still agreed to go on and he came out as our new EWI Federation Champion!
Sampson is limping back up the entance ramp, with his new associates, holding his side, when he turns around and triumphantly holds up the Federation Title and the crowd gives a huge roar of approval to what he went through to get it.
BS: Alright fans coming up next is the Long Hard Road Out of Hell match featuring the Mechanical Animals taking on the Dark Carnival. Will the Mechanical Animals continue their win streak by defeating the Dark Carnival or will Powers and Apocalypse derail them?
GM: Win streak? They beat the Electric Company and the Assassins. That's hardly a win streak.
BS: Whatever Gary. Folks, while the ring crew sets up for this match outside, I'm going to explain it all out for you.
GM: Oh THIS should be exciting.
BS: Now, this match consists of THREE cages stacked upon each other. Once all four men are in the cage, the door is locked and the walls of the cage are set on fire. Inside the cage are three items: A ladder, a table and a chair. Now, that solitary ladder must be used to reach each level of the cages. Then, when you reach the top, you must use the zipline rope to get over the arean surrounding the ring, which also happens to be burning, and get OVER a chain link fence on the outside of the ring area. The trick is, to get over that fence without being caught on fire. If you're caught on fire, you cannot win for your team, but can continue fighting to keep the other team from winning. Get it?
GM: (yawning) Are you through?
BS: Yeah, I think so.
GM: Good, because I think they've got the crap set up. Let's go to the damn ring.
BS: Kinda grumpy, huh Gary?
The camera switches to the outside of the arena. A large crowd is gathered around The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell match setup. There is no light on TLHROOH setup, only on the surrounding pit area where the crowd is. Noise is heard coming from TLHROOH setup and the crowd begins cheering. Red lights shine on TLHROOH setup and the band Marilyn Manson is seen inside of it. The band are on the second cage. Marilyn Manson addressess the crowd.
Marilyn Manson: It's a long hard road out of hell you motherfuckers!!
(Crowd erupts in loud cheers)
MM: (growls) Light a candle for the sinners!
(Marilyn Manson then begin performing their song "Long Hard Road Out Of Hell." Pyro blasts shoot out into the night sky during the song and the audience moshes violently. Instead of the usual ending to the song, Marilyn Manson plays the ending from "The Reflecting God" where Manson sings the lyric "No salvation/No forgiveness." As they conclude the performance, the door to get down to the ring opens and Manson drops down onto a TV cross and the outside of it bursts into flames, but doesn't touch Manson. Then, the lights focus inside the third cage where two people are hanging upside down on two upside down crosses. It's Angelus and Ruiner. They untie themselves from their crosses and make their way down to the ring. Marilyn Manson and his bandmates have already left, but have left their instruments behind. EWI ring crew enter and remove the three crosses. Angelus and Ruiner are dressed in their usual black wrestling attire)
GM: Well damn that was sweet. Gotta love The Mechanical Animals for getting Marilyn Manson here to Domination II.
BS: Well here comes Apocalypse and a wounded Kevin Powers and this thing is ready to go!
Once all four men are in the ring, the ref locks the door and stays safely away from the ring area. After a few seconds, the area between the cage and the chain link fence is set ablaze much to the amusement of the audience. The four men waste no time and immediately go after one another. Powers starts firing off lefts and rights on Angelus while Ruiner and Apocalypse lock up.
GM: I thought the cage was supposed to be on fire.
BS: I'm sure they're working on it.
Powers works Angelus into the corner and then whips him to the opposing turnbuckle and follows up with a splash. Angelus stumble out and Powers catches him with a sidewalk slam quickly followed by a leg drop. Meanwhile, Ruiner has gained the advantage over Apocalypse and nails him with a spinning neckbreaker. He waits on Apoc to get up and then hits him with a clothesline. He pulls Apocalypse up, but Apoc begins to his him with fists and finishes the series with a DDT. Ruiner quickly gets up and Apocalypse attempts a short arm clotheline, but Ruiner ducks and delivers a spinning heel kick to the back of Apoc's head. Apocalypse stumbles and Ruiner catches him and throws him into the walls of the steel cage. The audience oohs at the sound of Apocalypse's head bouncing off of the cold steel, but are even more surprised a second later when the walls of the cage burst into flames.
GM: Now we're cookin'!
Powers is still overpowering Angelus on the other side of the ring. He throws him into the turnbuckle once more and when Angelus stumbles out backwards, Powers catches him in a reverse DDT. Powers moves over picks up the chair. Angelus begins to get to his feet, but Powers notices the chair laying in the ring and clobbers Angelus in the head before setting up the ladder. Powers makes his way to the top level, but just before he climbs all of the way through, Angelus knocks the ladder from under him. Fortunately, Powers has ahold of the trap door and is left dangling between the first and second levels. Powers shimmies his way up to the second level and is helpless to do anything when Angelus sneaks up behing Apocalypse and blasts him in the back of the head with the ladder. Apocalypse falls to the canvas hard and the Mechanical Animals begin stomping away at him. Ruiner leaves Angelus to tend to Apocalypse and he himself sets up the ladder and climbs to the second level. Powers, knowing that he'll need the ladder, allows Ruiner to get to the second cage. But, as soon as Ruiner gets there, Powers dropkicks him in the head, causing Ruiner to fall to the mat, giving Powers enough time to pull the ladder up.
BS: Well, Powers has the ladder on the second cage, but Apocalypse and Angelus are stuck on the bottom!
Powers begins pummeling Ruiner with lefts and rights, but Ruiner blocks one and hits Powers with a huge headbutt, dazing "Good God." Just as Powers is regaining himself, Ruiner hits him with a devastating vertical suplex. Meanwhile, on the bottom cage, Apocalypse has regained his advantage and hits Angelus with a picture perfect reverse DDT. He then pulls Angelus up and whips him into the ropes. Apocalypse attempts a clothesline, but Angelus ducks. Apocalypse attempts a second and once again, Angelus ducks and the third time, Angelus comes off the ropes with a nice cross body block, knocking the big man to the canvas. Apocalypse gets to his feet only to be met with a kick to the stomach and a piledriver. Angelus then picks up Apoc and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but Apocalypse stops him and catches the throat of Angelus in his grip.
BS: Oh my! Chokeslam by Apocalypse!!
On the second level, Ruiner still has the advantage of Kevin Powers and he proves it by nailing Powers with a brainbuster. Ruiner picks up the ladder and sets it up in the cage and climbs up to the third level.
GM: Ruiner is almost there! If he can just make it to the top of this cage...! Oh boy, and there's a table on the third level!! Whoo hoo!
BS: Uh, are you okay?
Ruiner begins to try to pull the ladder up, but Powers, grabs ahold of one of the rungs and jerks the ladder down, nearly causing Ruiner to fall back down to his level.
BS: Uh oh! Ruiner's stranded!
Powers notices that Apoc has the advantage over Angelus and lowers the ladder down to his partner. Apocalypse knocks Angelus in the head with the chair before taking Powers up on his offer and climbing the ladder, chair in tow. Little does he know that Angelus has also begun to climb the ladder. Apocalypse makes it to the second level when Angelus is about half-way there and Powers kicks the ladder over, causing Angelus to fall hard into the side of the cage, getting caught between the cage and the ladder. The ladder lands smashing on his nose and the next shot we see of Angelus, his face is slowly being covered in blood.
GM: That idiot! Now, not only is Ruiner stranded on the third level but the Dark Carnival is stranded on the second!
As Angelus regains his senses, he begins to set up the ladder again, and as he does so, Apocalypse hands the steel chair to Powers and the duo awaits Angelus. Angelus makes his way to the second level and as soon as he does, Powers smashes him in the head with the chair while Apocalypse pulls up the ladder and begins to set it up. Powers goes to his Angelus again, but Angelus ducks out of the way and takes Powers down with a quick leg sweep. Apoc notices and comes to the aid of his partner, but Angelus nails him with a diamond cutter. Powers comes after him and he ducks a clotheline from Powers and dropkicks Powers, causing him to fall into his partner. On the third level, Ruiner is instructing Angelus to set up the ladder, which he does and begins to ascend it, when Apocalypse lunges at him, causing him to fall from the ladder. Kevin Powers climbs up the ladder instead but does not pull it up after him. Instead, he begins to fight Ruiner, who is a good bit more refreshed and thus quickly gains the upper hand. Ruiner hits Powers with a german suplex and then whips him into the side of the cage. Ruiner quickly sets up the single table and goes back to Powers. He picks Powers up and is about to put Powers through the table but by this time, Apocalypse has made his way to the third level and catches Ruiner from behind with a belly-to-back suplex. He then throws Ruiner into the side of the cage. He examines Ruiner and presses him against the steel, causing the clothing of Ruiner to catch on fire. He then picks Ruiner up and tosses him towards Powers. Powers and Apocalypse look at each other and simultaneously think the same thing. They each latch on to his throat and chokeslam the flaming man through the table.
BS: Oh dear God! Ruiner has been chokeslammed through a table AFTER being set on fire! Now, folks remember, now that Ruiner has caught on fire, he is not allowed to win this match for his team! Although I seriously doubt he's in the shape for that. It's all up to Angelus now! And folks, it looks like he may very well do it!
During all of the commotion, Apocalypse didn't take the time to pull the ladder up and it gave a chance for Angelus to make his way up to the third level and set up the ladder to get to the roof. By the time that Apocalypse and Powers notice, Angelus is halfway to the roof of the cages. He makes it up top but Powers is close behing him and catches him well before he can make it to the cable line. Powers spins him around and hits him with a uranage followed by the Powerzone (x-factor). He then makes his way to the cable line himself. Now, Apocalypse has gotten to the roof also and goes to make sure that Angelus doesn't interfere in Powers ride to victory. However, neither Powers nor Apocalypse notices that, miraculously, Ruiner has gotten to the top level!
GM: Ruiner! I thought for sure that he was out of this match!
Ruiner sneaks up behind Powers just before he goes down the line and hits him with a running dropkick. The force of the kick, causes Powers to lose his grip on the line as well as his balance and he plummets the full length of the three cages to the flaming area below!! He lands with a crash as the fans gasp in horror.
BS: Dear God in heaven! Stop this match! Stop it! Kevin Powers just plummeted 50 feet to the flaming ground! He may very well be dead!
GM: I think you're over-reacting a bit, huh Bret?
BS: What the?! Shuttup Gary, this is serious!
Apocalypse looks on in amazement and then with anger and moves towards Ruiner. He picks the much weaker Ruiner up over his head and tosses him through the hole in the roof to the level below!
BS: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now up to Apocalypse and Angelus to win this match. Ruiner has been set ablaze as has Powers although... I think Powers had it a little bit rougher.
Angelus finally composes himself and hits Apocalypse with a spinning heel kick, sending Apoc backwards. Apocalypse comes dangerously close to the edge of the roof but stops himself from falling. However, Angelus still hits him with a kick to the midsection, followed by his finisher, Angel's Touch. Apocalypse is down.
BS: Looks like this may be all she wrote. Angelus makes his way to the cable and-- Oh my god, what's this?
GM: What's what?
BS: Look, on the side of the cage, it's... it's...
GM: Kevin Powers! How in the hell is he not dead?!
Powes climbs up the side of the cage as quickly as he can in the state that he's in. He's visibly hurt. He is bleeding profusely from the head and he climbs using only his left arm. He appears to be in considerable pain when using his right leg to push up. It seems as if he landed on the right side of his body when he fell. There are small burns on his arms and face and his clothes are badly burnt. He gets to the top of the cage where Angelus is about to make his way down the cable line. He surprises Angelus from behind with his good arm. He hoists Angelus to his shoulder easily since he used the element of surprise.
BS: Death Valley Driver by Kevin Powers! Angelus is nearly gone and Powers has completely passed out and who could blame him?!
By now, Apocalypse is making his way to his feet and walks over to the cable line. He grabs on and starts to slide down, but Angelus jumps up out of nowhere and latches onto his back. The two men, slide over the fire and towards the chain-link fence that must be crossed in order to win.
GM: Um, Bret? What happens if BOTH of them make it to the other side?
As they slide, Apocalypse fights to get Angelus off of him, but Angelus punches him in the rib, causing Apocalypse to nearly lose his grip. Apocalypse let's go of the line with one hand and grabs the ear of Angelus.
GM: He's trying to rip his damn ear off!!
Angelus screams in pain and Apocalypse uses the moment to punch Angelus square in the nose, causing Angelus to lose his grip and fall to the fire below. Apocalypse almost slips from the line but catches on with only one hand and slides to safely on the other side of the chain link fence.
BS: Oh what a match, folks! Gary Mac, have you EVER seen anything like that in your life?
GM: No, and I hope to never see it again. This is no kind of image for SSN to have! Three men are badly burned out there and one of them, Kevin Powers, may very well be dead!
BS: Well, I do'nt think he's dead, Gary, but the medics are on their way to check on all four men. Ladies and gents, the Dark Carnival has come out victorious and you can't say that they didn't earn it, but at what costs?